Leaving Montreal for Quebec, I decide to make a stop at one of those rest areas on the side of the road. I go in the washroom. The first stall was taken so I went in the second stall. I just sat down when I hear a voice from the next stall...
- Hi there, how is it going ?
Ok I am not the type to strike conversations with
strangers in washrooms on the side of the road.
I didn't know what to say so finally I say:
- Not bad...
Then the voice says:
- So, what are you doing ?
I am starting to find that a bit weird, but I say:
- Well, I'm going back east...
Then I hear the person say all flustered:
- Look I'll call you back - every time I ask you a
question - this idiot in the next stall keeps answering me!

:D

rotflmao, be glad you didn't take it too serious, suppose you had replied with : well, not that is really any of your bussiness, but i'm about to whipe my butt, or stuff like that lol

Yes I suppose that reply would have instantly put a person into the Freak category LOL!

BTW, this is a joke, did not really happen to me, but I can soo picture it mentally, it just cracks me up!

That's great Ladyzekke!!!!! :D

It reminds me of the time I saw a cute guy driving next to my car. He looked straight at me and gave me what looked like a flirtateous glance. I gave him my best pouty look. We drove next to each other for a while and I realized he was trying to tell me something. Thinking he was going to give me his phone number or something, I wound down my window.

He told me my left-rear brake light wasn't working and drove off!!!

[ 05-07-2002, 09:48 PM: Message edited by: Aviendha ]

Doh! I hate that LOL!
I remember when I was 16 I went up to this girl, "thought" she was a friend of mine, hair was the same anyways dammit! and yanked lightly on her hair and said " bllllll (tongue raspberry really loud LOL)!! What a bunch of losers her tonight eh?" She looked at me like I was the Creature from the Black Lagoon, and I shrunk in embarrassment into the floorboards like so much embarrassed goo LOL. Dunno who she was LOL. Ah, those embarassing moments await US ALL at some point in our lives, nobody is immune LOL! "p

LMAO - that's a great story LW - and Avie, I can't imagine a guy NOT trying to flirt with you. (looks at last sentence BK typed) See? :D

BK

LOL! Nice one Lady Z... I think that's true... wehehehe [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Well I wish pretty women would flirt around with mee.. I always have this paranoid feeling that are looking at me for more that it is needed... bah... I just say, "Keep dreaming moron." It's true... tragic.. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Thats NOTHING...

Few years ago (about 4) I was in pub and saw this really hot girl and she was blinking me... (I thought) I was standing at the bar and suddenly she stood up from her table walks towards me (I thought) with a big smile and outreached hands... I was starting to freak out because I had no idea who she... so I get ready to hug her back thinking she is some old schoolfriend I had forgot...and walk toward her wit outstrecht hands... but then as we are almost making impact she gives me this look that could eat the stitching out of Levi's... she sverves away from me and walks to the guy on the other end of the bar...which I had not noticed... but really wish I had oh... I felt oh so embarraed... I cried more that night than I did at Schindlers list... [img]smile.gif[/img]

LoL, Oh Jorath, I feel sorry for ya dude! That has got to be every guys worst nightmare. There's just no way out of it once you commit to a hug :D

ROTFL Jorath!!!! Ack I can almost feel all they eyeballs that were looking at you and the snickers! You could have saved yourself you know, with just one witty remark, what that witty remark would be though I haven't a clue, but I'm sure there has to be one! :D

<font color = lightgreen>I was at the mall and walked into the men's. This guy was standing next to the wall (if you know what I mean) just chatting away into his cell phone, oblivious to all the other men going about their business. [img]graemlins/erm.gif[/img] Call me crazy, but the men's is the last place I really feel like talking on the phone.
In fact, I don't even have a cell phone. When I'm not home, I'm not home! [img]graemlins/petard.gif[/img] </font>

Hey, I just remembered a story a friend of mine told me. He was travelling in Spain last year when something hilarious happened. I hope he doesn't find out I published it on the internet.

Anyway, picture this, a beautiful Spanish girl that he had met the previous day, knocks on his door. She says she wants to help him with his Spanish. Being extremely naive, he gets out his textbook and sits down ready for a study session. She was more interested in finding out what his tonsils tasted like, so she attached herself to him. She gives him a really big hickey on the neck (his first one ever). He didn't know whether it was considered polite to return the favour or not, but he decided he would. So he moves down towards her neck to start sucking, but somehow sucks here earring into his mouth and swallows it.

He was so embarrassed, he asked her how expensive the earring was, and said he would make himself vomit if she really wanted it back. She just laughed for ages.

I nearly wet myself when he told me!!!!

LOL! So, errr... did she actually finally teach him Spanish LOL? And did his body manage to rid itself of said earring? Or does it still dwell to this day LOL?

I think he picked up on quite a few cultures during his travels if you get what I mean!!! And as far as the earring goes, I think that nature ran it's course.

LOL Adviendha, well alls well that ENDS well I guess :D [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[ 05-08-2002, 09:10 PM: Message edited by: ladyzekke ]

Stop ganging up on us Ladies.. You'll get us excited or riled up. One of the two ;)

Hey Lady Z! [img]smile.gif[/img]

Hey Conan, what are you up to tonight LOL? :D