Yeh, so I stole the idea from the silver river...sue me. [img]tongue.gif[/img] It's fun.

The rules are, you pick a member, and write a limerick about them. Be decent and friendly, alright people?

So:

Our Cloudy's a lovely storm queen,
She's never, ever been mean,
But don't dance on her tables,
It just isn't fables,
Since one did, he's never been seen!

ok? [img]smile.gif[/img]

[ 05-04-2002, 09:52 PM: Message edited by: Lioness ]

But what about members with names like Talthyr Malkaviel? Won't they get limericks after them too? [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]

There once was a Lady called Lioness
She beguiled and charmed all with her finesse
And at such a young age, she was all the rage
And made us all feel compelled to turn the next page [img]smile.gif[/img]

LOL! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

A charming ol' fellow, our Talthyr,
As noble a knight as you'll see,
We all love the mallows he makes here,
Eat or float on em with me!

So it wasn't a limerick. :D Oh well, I try my best.

There once was a lawyer called Talthy,
Whose friends once thought him mouthy.
He changed that whole scene,
Asking, "What do you mean?
I've heard what you said, and it's lousy."
Not very good, perhaps, but to the point, as a better poet once wrote.

The creative genius of the females here at Ironworks never ceases to surprise me.. :D :D

<font color=Orange>One for the knight...Please?</font>

<font color="lawngreen" face="trebuchet MS"> LOL! Well Nessie it seems that Reeka brings one from Here to TSR and you bring one from TSR o here :D ... Ok well Ill do one... and Goulum dont ASK for it to be done for you... If someone thinks you worhty they might do one for you ;)

Heres the one's that have been done about people on IW (From TSR):

One By Bardan About Reeka:

There once was a beauty named Reeka
You couldn't find anyone sweeter
She is happy and bright
and universally liked
And one lucky guy gets to meet her ;)

One by Bardan About Namlessone:

We have a young member who's Nameless
Whe it comes to spam he's quite shameless
He'll post and he'll post
Till his count is the most
But he will insist he is blameless.

One by The_Avatar about Me:

Glorfindel is our resident elf
His antics makes you question yourself
lots of posts he will make
so give him a brake
you'll find he grows onto ones self

One by Bardan about Jerome:

He's a great little guy is our Romey
He made Silver River his home-y
Tho he'd fallen from grace
He's now regained his place
Our paladin on his small poney.

ONe by Bardan about Nessie:

Jerome says she's got furry hips
And fangs to give you little nips
But hold off on the smiting
Lioness has flair for writing
And kind words never far from her lips.

One by LoA, I think its about Reeka [img]tongue.gif[/img] :

I saw in a pic down at Stealthies
That Reeka has a rack that is healthy
I said with a bellow
thats one lucky fellow
Bardan should consider himself wealthy

One by Bardan about Seph:

A stand-up young man is our Sephy
But he's getting a sword - is that healthy?
But i certainly doubt
That he'll swing it about
Or in court then we'll all get quite wealthy :D

One by NightFall about Nessie:

Lioness is oh so cute,
you'd think she'd be gentle.
But she's really a bit mental,
especially after you give her the boot.

[b] One by NightFall about me: {/b]

Our mascot is named Glorfindel,
he is always one to make a fire rekindle.
He is a master of spam,
and a very good ham,
Though, he can't wait to get old enough to break the adult section's dam.
In the meantime,
he posts like lightning,
making him seem a little bit frightening.
For instead of just his two cents,
he gives a dime,
and his signature makes a big time lag dent.

Ok that is all the ones from TSR that have been made about Members on IW :D .... now I gotta think up of some for people on IW so I can put some of MINE up here.... hmmm.. Ill do one about <font color="blue">Blue</font> for now:

My great chum is called Lady Blue,
I think she'd be cute in a too-too, ( [img]tongue.gif[/img] )
She's one that lots Admire,
and I dont think she'll ever tire,
of being really nice,
not even for a price,
I think she'll be a vet,
but wait I have'nt finished yet.

She loves to play her Sax,
but there is one thing she lacks,
She isnt Fully Aussie,
but we've got her a little possie.

So if she ever comes here,
We'll have to get in gear,
It'll be a big race,
To find her a nice Place.

So lets all give her a round of Applause,
Its for a good cause,
Cause makin her smile,
Is tha best thing by a Mile!

By Glorfy Publications, Australia. Pty. Ltd. [img]graemlins/cheers.gif[/img]

Yay! Im pretty proud of that one... every 2 lines Rhymed I think :D
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<font color="lawngreen" face="trebuchet MS"> It can be a Rhyme as well [img]tongue.gif[/img] </font>

SomeGuy

SomeGuy hey man dont poke me in the eye.
Hows the ghost house? Hey dont cry.
Theres only one thing you can do
call the Ghostbusters and the ghosts
wont no more bother you!

lol
Thats the best I could come up with

<font color="pink">Glorfy ur such a sweetie! I'll have to recall my poetry skills and write one for you!</font color="pink">

<font color="pink">Ok, off the top of my head this is the best i could do

When I write poetry day to day
Its free verse, an doesnt rhyme
It usually isnt lyrical, I must say
But I'll make an exception, this one time

I know a guy, here at the works
He's an Aussie like me
His name is Glorfy, and I love his querks
Listen to this, and so you shall see

The way he spams is really quite cute
On a cloud, he can really dance
He turned me into a newt! (Ya i know, not relevant, Monty, Py, but is funny!)
With this poem, I make a stance

Glorfy, Glorfis, you are a great chum
And you'd better stay that way
Cause when i come to visit w/ your mum
I'll really hang with you all day

Wow im really out of practice on the rhyming! Guess i shoulda picked a different scheme! O well, hope you enjoyed it! :D </font color="pink">

<font color="lawngreen" face="trebuchet MS"> Yay! very good Blue congrats ;) </font>

Lioness

a feline that pounces
and much fun to bounces
jump on her couch
she hits ceiling and goes ouch
then claws out and LS gets trounces

LOL, good ones guys. [img]smile.gif[/img]

hmm...

A modern day legend, the Phil,
Who came upon IW to drill,
Though he is gone,
His drilling lives on,
And his followers drill with a will.

:D

Lioness, hun,

Feel free to steal. We have had fun with this one. I'll have to think of some for the IW people.

Thanks Reeka. [img]smile.gif[/img]

There lives a young fellow named Rikky,
He terrorizes all of the newbies,
He is quite konfuzed,
Though battered and bruised,
Cuz an IW veteran is he.

[ 05-05-2002, 10:31 AM: Message edited by: Lioness ]

Here's one for the Spammer-in-Chief
We have a great chap here at Ironworks,
And he always posts, never lurks.
He gives the name Neb
His post count does not ebb,
Cause he thinks his Dane classmates are all jerks.

Hey, how about one for the One and Only!
Our webmaster here is named Ziroc,
As a defense against trolls he is a rock.
So, let's give a cheer
For our Guy of the Year
And his cute little cat that he calls Choc.

[ 05-05-2002, 10:40 AM: Message edited by: Galadria ]

*applauds* ;)

He's m'dear laddie: Prince of Spam,
And soon the Atlantic he'll have swam,
He once smote the good,
He ate haggis as food,
But now Jerome's a paladin.

[img]tongue.gif[/img]

Galadria, the famous pink paladin
was frequently seen with a grin
If you queried her "why?"
You'd get the reply
"I've just been in the ORT buildin!"

I ran out of things ending with in that actually made sense, so I just stuck in the last line. :D

How about this?

A great little paladin is our Gal,
And I'm happy to say that she's my pal.
For she is my wife,
The love of my life,
And stay with her, ever, yes I shall.

here is my try:

I know a girl called Aelia Jusa
she's protected by a real bruiser
Whose name is Pink
Don't raise a stink
or she will set him on you.

[img]graemlins/ladyhearts.gif[/img]

[img]smile.gif[/img]

Though Ziroc is quite a great guy,
And he's what always meets the eye,
We know there is one,
More powerful than him,
For Choc is the ruler on high.

Though our sweet little Nessy is astute,
Truely none could deny that she's cute,
From all that we've seen,
Our of little feline queen,
Her cuteness you cannot refute! ;) [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[ 05-05-2002, 11:02 AM: Message edited by: Jerome ]

Ach! I am not cute, incorrigible sir. ;)

To squash any thoughts of flaming,
Our Memmy is always off raving,
Though nice and polite,
Don't put up a fight,
Or he'll set about with some banning.

[img]tongue.gif[/img]

There once was a furry spam kitten
Who with cloudy's cafe was smitten
That place was her home,
Where she oft teased Jerome,
And her ecapades often bewritten.

There, although I had to use some slightly old language to find something else to rhyme with kitten and smitten.

Our 'welcome wagon' leaves no one behind,
She's fun and she's playful and kind,
Though diminutive in height,
To all of our delight,
No one nicer than Cloudy could we find. [img]smile.gif[/img]

A stalwort mod our Sazerac,
Any spammers will soon get a whack
On the head from behind,
Though he's ever so kind,
But he won't let the trolls get a crack.

:D

There is noone more sweeter than Mel
if you search within Heaven or Hell
a girl most divine
with figure so fine
i bet she even has a nice smell

(sorry, ran out of things to rhyhme with Mel ;) )

I have heard about this guy named Phil
who asked "Hey you - can I drill?"
but the mods said "NO!"
so away he did go
and now his account is still.

There once was an overlord named Azzy
Dont make him angry or he'll throw a spazzy
He always said he'd rule the world
With his evil banner unfurled
In his armour he looks quite snazzy

There lives here one called 'Cyan Knight',
He comes out on top in a fight,
I'm proud he's my mate,
I was but one moment late,
To beating him to IW first. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

There was a young nutter called Shield
bizarreness his power to wield
he posts as if mental
his shadows are, erm, plental?
though rhyming isn't his field [img]tongue.gif[/img]

LMAO. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

There was once a crackpot called Azure,
Of himself he was ever so sure,
But we'll let him go raging,
His take over staging,
We don't want his little feelings to hurt.

[img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]

There once was a girl called Kazzie,
As smart and as sweet as can be,
But don't misbehave,
She'll rant and she'll rave,
As a waitress at Cloudy's Cafe.

<font color=skyblue>
There was once a princess called Eternity [img]graemlins/ladyhearts.gif[/img]
and she lived for... well all eternity
the sound of her voice
the look on her face
the warmth of her breath
touches me to this day

She is the moonlight before i sleep
the sunrise when i awake
The skies are filled with diamonds
and the stars shine brighter [img]graemlins/tgestar2.gif[/img]
And when i am with her
rainbows bridge rivers...

This second and the next
she lightens my life,
holding my dear heart
but above all
i love the sound of your voice
because it makes me feel immortal.

i see u laughing in my dreams
from a distance i whisper
the words of love i have often spoken
the words all lost in a gentle spring breeze...

I feel like yielding now...
And be buried in the field of love
Where so many valiant knights have fallen before;

To be slain by the woman I love
A sword through my shattered heart
I can but smile at her and say nothing…
For silence speaks my true love
Just smile at the face of beauty and shut my eyes and the tears away
Because I can’t think of anyone more wonderful
Than to end my misery here in these crimson fields;

But it hurts, pain bolting through
But surely the world will fade soon…
Then I can go back to the land of dreams
Where the elves sing and the river flows
Where it all began and where it all shall end
Where I dream of you
And where dreams never end.

Alex is a truly great fellow,
And I'm proud to say he's my big bro,
He's helpful and kind,
And in BG you'll find
Him giving advice-nicely tho'.

[img]smile.gif[/img]