Okey, here is a fun game, predict the future of a fellow Ironworker.

(I tried this before blew it horribly, so I just let you guys start this time... :D )

Nothing mean just have fun.

Hhmmmmmmmmmm............
Yorick is going to write in a religious thread. [img]smile.gif[/img]
(just havin fun Yorick, you know youre cool.)

Ummmm, Binky will become a famous actor, but will hide a vicious life of shandy and chocolate binges behind the facde of a loving well-knit family, who are really going to be hired actors.
Eventually, he will be hospitalised due to a terrible sugar over-dose, and after this will be a new man, becoming a spiritualist, and having a child with his new, real wife, a retired carpet- saleswoman named Cheryl.
He will live out his days playing the Tabla in his luxurious yet cosy cottage in Holland, and will frequently meet up with all of his actor friends and those closest friends he met at sugerholics anonymous.

Hey, it probably won't happen that way, but it sure sounded interesting didn't it?

Talthyr Malkaviel:

You will grow a third foot, your skin will turn green and your eyes will fall out. You will take control of a small 3rd world country and lead it to glorious victory against the invading aliens in the year 2046, besides that you will also become addicted to pistacchio ice cream. And waffles.

You'll marry Aelia Jusa who becomes a famous singer, as well as ending up in prison in Uganda for illegal possession of a monkey and a small iron pentagram at the same time. You'll die at the ripe old age of 149.3425. This will be caused by a strange accident involving a lawn mower, two ant eaters and a coconut tree.

Neb will be the first person to reach 10,000 posts. I'm a regular oracle [img]tongue.gif[/img]

The future of Neb:

First of all, you will shave your head completely bald, then mass-market your new home-remedy for shining up bald heads, which of course are then the only hairstyl to have.
It involves butter, Cadbury's cream eggs, and pirahnas, but one day the recipe will be stolen from you, and an animal conservation group will hunt you down for cruelty to pirahnas.
You will become an inter-galactic refugee, and an underground herofor all those who ever wanted a shiny head.
You will then find a horde of alligators, fifteen million, two hundred and thirty seven thousand, nine hundred and thirty... two of them, and then 12 pachyderms, of various varying varied varieties.
Then, with your new-found animal cohorts, you will overthrow these animal lovers, and find conclusive proof that they were actually making a form of hair gel form trouts and several types of simians.
As the new proclaimed lord of all animals, your popularity will rise rapidly, you will marry... ummm, a toliet cleaner called priscilla, and your polularity will rise yet more.
However, this wonderful ife will be tragically cut short in a publicity stunt involving three bricks, one wooly mammoth, several rare butterflies and an untied shoelace....
Oh the horror.

Encard will be dragged off into an insane asylum at the age of 22.

Neb will eradicate Denmark from the globe and move to the United States, where he's jailed by the FBI for carrying a sniper rifle around the capitol.

Azurewolf will end up in a gutter alley, drinking away the memories of what could have been when his dark armies were defeated at the Battle of Canberra in 2018 and later at the Battle of Sydney in 2020.

OK people, don't laugh, I'm a Psychic! Here's one that's 100% accurate for all those who read this:

"You will die between the age of 5 and 500" [img]smile.gif[/img]

Oh, you're doubting me? Here's one that's 95% accurate.

"You logged on to a network today" [img]smile.gif[/img]

What do you think, should I start my 1-900 line?

Hey, it's Miss Cleo!! Welcome to IW. [img]graemlins/uhoh1.gif[/img]

Never underestimate cloudbringer.

yep, you should, you're damn good

I can see it now:

*buzz buzz buzz click!*

"Ryanamur's psycic hotline, how may I help you?
No, don't answer, you want me to predict your future, don't you?"

"Well, yes, that's exactly why I phoned you..."

"Okay, let's see... I predict that you are going to hang up this phone."

*Ryanamur makes highly disturbing sounds over the phone*

*click*

Sephiroth finally gets tired of living in the middle of nowhere and leaves home at the age of 35, to pursue a job as a wannabe writer in NYC. After a bunch of tragic misfortunes and teenage(overage) drama, he ends up screwing the writing and marrying the belly-pierced, anarchist yet caring, kind inner soul girl of his dreams after numerous plot twists and misunderstandings.

hm.

Either that or he'll be the first Ironworks member to successfully track down another IW member of the opposite sex (a certain feline member comes to mind) and beg to be a love slave.. :eek: :eek:
:D :D :D

LOL, Epona, you sound troubled. Need a reading? ;)

Wow, Legolas' got it too [img]smile.gif[/img] .

Lets go in business together.

Me me, what bout me?! :D

Beltazar will be completely ignored for the rest of his life...

;)

I predict...

...that within the space of 24 hours, some yayhoo or yayhoos will post on General Discussions yet another inane poll, some recycled joke from back when Carter was president, or a thread expressing opinions about their emotions without any objectivity, substance, or originality being evidenced.

:D

-Sazerac

Until he finishes his metroid web page... then Sigeru miyamoto will visit it, himself, and be very impressed... oh i see a crossroad... well sigeru will be either A: Impressed or B: Will sue the pants off you for making a site about "HIS samus" and exploiting nude pics of her around the net, note this future will only come about if you actually base your metroid site AROUND nude pics of Samus Aaran, if you just make it a fan site you will win the nobel peace prize...

I also predict that Nanaki3 will one day run into an army of Lucas Art's Midgets, and he will be trampled by them...

I also think that RedBlueFlare will accidentally get Re-animated form the dead and turned into "The Soldier of the Future" sometime in the distant future...

as for Lioness... her brain will be salviaged by aliens tens of thousands of years in the future and put on display in an alien museum labeled as "Earth Feline Inteligence processing core" they will then incorrrectly conclude that Animals, mainly cats, were smarter than humans while we were around because the only other HUMAN brain that they will get a hold of will be Bill Gate's...

:D

LOL!!! [img]smile.gif[/img] Well, thanks /)eathKiller. ;) [img]tongue.gif[/img]