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Daniel_M 04-15-2002 10:04 AM

Well are you go to here and take the Death Test im going to die November 17, 2059 at the age of 76 years old.
Of....
Heart Attack (32%)
Cancer (23%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)

Woah this might make you think twice before eating that cake....

Epona 04-15-2002 10:16 AM

Hmmmm - I lost a year since I last did this test :eek:

I get to 67 according to this:

Cancer 41%
Homicide 10%
Alcoholism 7%
Alien Abduction 7%

Yeah, right ;)

Sir Exxon 04-15-2002 10:32 AM

<font color="gold">ROFL! This is really funny! My results:

I'm supposed to die February 8th 2057 at 68 years.
I will most likely die from a heart attack (29%), and then cancer (13%), drowning (11%) plus many other 5%'s.

Cool! :D </font>

[ 04-15-2002, 10:32 AM: Message edited by: Sir Exxon ]

Neb 04-15-2002 10:33 AM

I will die:

June 11, 2066
at the age of 80 years old.

And I will most likely die from:

Cancer (20%)
Heart Attack (12%)
Alien Abduction (11%)
Third Degree Burns (7%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Homicide (7%)
Alcoholism (7%)

11% alien abduction? [img]tongue.gif[/img] LOL

Have you also checked the stats for those people who've taken the test?

Interesting stats from the DeathTest:

11053687 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 54% were female and 46% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
8% work in the porn business.
And 189726 people claim to have leprosy

Charean 04-15-2002 10:38 AM

Ok, I am expected to die when I am 76... 2 days after my birthday... well poo.

cancer 42%
heart attack 7%
Homicide (7%)
Alien Abduction (6%)

They asked if I was good at math... yes. This doesn't add up to 100%. I guess I have a 38% chance of living beyond that. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Epona 04-15-2002 10:47 AM

OK OK! I did it again but lied and said I didn't smoke (wanted to see if it was worth quitting, LOL [img]tongue.gif[/img] ) and I got funny results! Still high cancer risk though :rolleyes:

February 7, 2050
at the age of 78 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (40%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Heart Attack (8%)
Loneliness (7%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)
Alcoholism (5%)

WHAT!!!! I stand a 5% chance of dying of Auto-erotic asphyxiation? Good lord! :eek: :eek:

Bruce The Aussie 04-15-2002 10:55 AM

i'm going to die when i'm 74! wahoo! i'll live 1 year less than the avarage life expectancy of a male! my test said:
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

July 18, 2060
at the age of 74 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (36%)
Heart Attack (9%)
Third Degree Burns (7%)
Suicide (7%)
Homicide (6%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Confusion (5%)
i think i didn't answer the questions truthfully enough tho. (and most of the things on the list i can't do yet, i.e. skydiving)

Bahamut 04-15-2002 11:11 AM

LOL

I did that a long time ago.. kinda lame... they actually just kinda do it in random... hehehe there is a pattern if I recall but I know not what...

I think I am gonna die old, but then something of an accident I think [img]smile.gif[/img]

Lioness 04-15-2002 01:43 PM

Ize immortal ;)

Azred 04-15-2002 02:02 PM

<font color = lightgreen>17 May 2046 at the age of 76. This kind of information may be found by examining actuarial life expectancy tables. Everyone has a certain probability of succumbing to various accidents and/or illnesses, modified by lifestyle, career choice, family history, etc. It may be morbid, but it is done all the time. In fact, it is the basis of the life insurance industry.</font>

Jorath Calar 04-15-2002 02:47 PM

Mark your calendar or Palm V. I can expect to die on:

November 16, 2049
at the age of 74 years old.

On that date I will most likely die from:

Cancer (28%)
Alien Abduction (18%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Alcoholism (10%)
Homicide (8%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Loneliness (5%)

Oh I hope it happens sooner, I really don't want to get that old... [img]smile.gif[/img]

Encard 04-15-2002 05:49 PM

LOL... January 23, 2063, at the age of 75...
Heart Attack (27%)
Cancer (16%)
Horrible Accident (10%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Contagious Disease (7%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Homicide (5%)
Confusion (5%)
Heh... I'd say alien abduction or confusion... ;)

Aelia Jusa 04-15-2002 05:56 PM

You can expect to die on:

November 7, 2061
at the age of 80 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (40%)
Public Execution In a Third World Country (10%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Homicide (7%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Alcoholism (5%)
Loneliness (5%)

LOL! I wonder what I did to deserve public execution in a third world country? :D

NihilisticCrusader 04-15-2002 06:16 PM

eh... 70 years old
Cancer 22%
Alien Abduction 20%
Heart Attack 12%
Homicide 12%
3rd Degree Burns 7%
Horrible Accident 7%
Suicide 5%
Confusion 5%

How does homicide kill you?

I don't believe that |they| would fly all this way just to kill people. I like to believe that they pack us all into little capsules and shoot us off to populate a world where the sky is filled with mandarin oranges and the potatoes taste like Gruyere cheese. I would hang out with Elvis Presley (who's been there quite a while) and any turquoise ostriches I find. There I would die at the ripe old age of 70 plus 23597824023 due to atmospheric conditions.

Man. I should get a hobby or something.

SSJ4Sephiroth 04-15-2002 07:32 PM

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

August 28, 2064

at the age of 77 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (25%)
Suicide (15%)
Confusion (12%)
Heart Attack (9%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Auto-Fellatio (6%)

Well, I can't argue with most of that, cept that Alien Abduction should be squared ;)

Harkoliar 04-15-2002 08:54 PM

i will die at 86.. not bad [img]smile.gif[/img]

/)eathKiller 04-15-2002 09:34 PM

ROTFLMAO!
I'll die on...

November 3, 2070
at the age of 85 years old.
Homicide (40%)
Suicide (35%)
Cancer (20%)
Heart Attack (13%)
Auto-Fellatio (10%)

OoooOOOOOkayeee....

I also decided to put in a bunch of BS like saying that i was 50000 lbs in weight and was 184 years old, here's what I got:
UH OH buddy you're gonna die on
April 19, 2002
at the age of 19 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Contagious Disease (37%)
Cancer (16%)
Horrible Accident (6%)

lol

Grand-Ranger 04-16-2002 12:14 AM

LOL

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

October 20, 2064
at the age of 76 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (43%)
Heart Attack (18%)
Drowning (9%)

Intresting ;)

Moni 04-16-2002 12:24 AM

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
October 3, 2023
at the age of 61 years old.

I told KHan if I lived to be 60 I was going to be one pissed off b*tch!
He'll have almost two years of hell before I get put out of his misery.
[img]graemlins/evillaughter2.gif[/img]

Legolas 04-16-2002 08:19 AM

March 2, 2056
at the age of 71 years old. (average is 67. Yay!)

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (41%)
Heart Attack (25%)
Alcoholism (5%) (not a chance)
Loneliness (5%)

Ar-Cunin 04-16-2002 12:08 PM

I can expect to live until I'm 78 - I'll get old and gray [img]smile.gif[/img]

Most likely cause of death

Cancer 39%
Heart Attack 22%
ect.

Evil Al 04-16-2002 12:58 PM

Damn... well my life is short but sweet.

June 1, 2003
at the age of 17 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (42%)
Heart Attack (12%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Auto-Fellatio (7%)
Suicide (6%)

ʆë®Ñï†Ý 04-16-2002 01:09 PM

You can expect to die on:

August 13, 2064
at the age of 80 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (40%)
Homicide (10%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Third Degree Burns (9%)
Loneliness (5%)

<font color=lightblue> ~sniffles~ Loneliness? [img]graemlins/crying.gif[/img]
</font>

Sorcerer Alex 04-16-2002 01:51 PM

You can visit me in my coffin from July 22 2054 onwards ;)

I'll live to be 70 years old and am likely to kick the bucket due to:

Cancer (33%)
Heart attack (32%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Alien abduction (6%)

I wouldn't actually mind being abducted by aliens. At least it's an original way to go ;)

khazadman 04-16-2002 02:36 PM

Quote:

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

July 13, 2043
at the age of 81 years old.
well ain't that a bitch.i'm gonna go two days before my 82nd birthday.they forgot to ask how long people in your family live.so i'll probably live to at least 100.

andrewas 04-16-2002 05:14 PM

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

January 20, 2054
at the age of 71 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (46%)
Alien Abduction (12%)
Heart Attack (9%)
Loneliness (7%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Drowning (5%)

Cancer? No way to avoid that one - so ill just donate zillions to Cancer Research...

Alien Abduction. Uh-huh, by then they wont be abducting us, since they'll have got all the info they need to invade. Or maybe we'll have FTL by then and be abducting them.So thats not a factor.

Loneliness? Its not got me yet. I can deal with it.

Third Degree Burns? Note to self - never overclock a 200ghz processor

Contagious Disease - Maybe howard Hughes had the right idea

Drowning - Look, im not gonna drown. I may be nuts in a boat, but ive
never gotten killed yet...

So it should really read "imortal" [img]smile.gif[/img] [img]smile.gif[/img] [img]smile.gif[/img]

So ill see you all on jan 22,2054 when ill be 72.

Blade 04-16-2002 05:22 PM

Lol this is funny stuff

June 16, 2045
at the age of 61 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (31%)
Cancer (26%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Horrible Accident (7%)


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