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Well are you go to here and take the Death Test im going to die November 17, 2059 at the age of 76 years old.
Of.... Heart Attack (32%) Cancer (23%) Alcoholism (9%) Horrible Accident (5%) Contagious Disease (5%) Woah this might make you think twice before eating that cake.... |
Hmmmm - I lost a year since I last did this test :eek:
I get to 67 according to this: Cancer 41% Homicide 10% Alcoholism 7% Alien Abduction 7% Yeah, right ;) |
<font color="gold">ROFL! This is really funny! My results:
I'm supposed to die February 8th 2057 at 68 years. I will most likely die from a heart attack (29%), and then cancer (13%), drowning (11%) plus many other 5%'s. Cool! :D </font> [ 04-15-2002, 10:32 AM: Message edited by: Sir Exxon ] |
I will die:
June 11, 2066 at the age of 80 years old. And I will most likely die from: Cancer (20%) Heart Attack (12%) Alien Abduction (11%) Third Degree Burns (7%) Horrible Accident (7%) Homicide (7%) Alcoholism (7%) 11% alien abduction? [img]tongue.gif[/img] LOL Have you also checked the stats for those people who've taken the test? Interesting stats from the DeathTest: 11053687 people have taken the DeathTest. Of those, 54% were female and 46% were male. The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years. 10% of test takers have hairy nipples. 8% work in the porn business. And 189726 people claim to have leprosy |
Ok, I am expected to die when I am 76... 2 days after my birthday... well poo.
cancer 42% heart attack 7% Homicide (7%) Alien Abduction (6%) They asked if I was good at math... yes. This doesn't add up to 100%. I guess I have a 38% chance of living beyond that. [img]tongue.gif[/img] |
OK OK! I did it again but lied and said I didn't smoke (wanted to see if it was worth quitting, LOL [img]tongue.gif[/img] ) and I got funny results! Still high cancer risk though :rolleyes:
February 7, 2050 at the age of 78 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (40%) Alien Abduction (10%) Heart Attack (8%) Loneliness (7%) Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%) Alcoholism (5%) WHAT!!!! I stand a 5% chance of dying of Auto-erotic asphyxiation? Good lord! :eek: :eek: |
i'm going to die when i'm 74! wahoo! i'll live 1 year less than the avarage life expectancy of a male! my test said:
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on: July 18, 2060 at the age of 74 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (36%) Heart Attack (9%) Third Degree Burns (7%) Suicide (7%) Homicide (6%) Alcoholism (6%) Horrible Accident (5%) Alien Abduction (5%) Confusion (5%) i think i didn't answer the questions truthfully enough tho. (and most of the things on the list i can't do yet, i.e. skydiving) |
LOL
I did that a long time ago.. kinda lame... they actually just kinda do it in random... hehehe there is a pattern if I recall but I know not what... I think I am gonna die old, but then something of an accident I think [img]smile.gif[/img] |
Ize immortal ;)
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<font color = lightgreen>17 May 2046 at the age of 76. This kind of information may be found by examining actuarial life expectancy tables. Everyone has a certain probability of succumbing to various accidents and/or illnesses, modified by lifestyle, career choice, family history, etc. It may be morbid, but it is done all the time. In fact, it is the basis of the life insurance industry.</font>
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Mark your calendar or Palm V. I can expect to die on:
November 16, 2049 at the age of 74 years old. On that date I will most likely die from: Cancer (28%) Alien Abduction (18%) Heart Attack (10%) Alcoholism (10%) Homicide (8%) Contagious Disease (5%) Loneliness (5%) Oh I hope it happens sooner, I really don't want to get that old... [img]smile.gif[/img] |
LOL... January 23, 2063, at the age of 75...
Heart Attack (27%) Cancer (16%) Horrible Accident (10%) Alien Abduction (8%) Contagious Disease (7%) Alcoholism (7%) Homicide (5%) Confusion (5%) Heh... I'd say alien abduction or confusion... ;) |
You can expect to die on:
November 7, 2061 at the age of 80 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (40%) Public Execution In a Third World Country (10%) Alien Abduction (8%) Homicide (7%) Horrible Accident (5%) Contagious Disease (5%) Alcoholism (5%) Loneliness (5%) LOL! I wonder what I did to deserve public execution in a third world country? :D |
eh... 70 years old
Cancer 22% Alien Abduction 20% Heart Attack 12% Homicide 12% 3rd Degree Burns 7% Horrible Accident 7% Suicide 5% Confusion 5% How does homicide kill you? I don't believe that |they| would fly all this way just to kill people. I like to believe that they pack us all into little capsules and shoot us off to populate a world where the sky is filled with mandarin oranges and the potatoes taste like Gruyere cheese. I would hang out with Elvis Presley (who's been there quite a while) and any turquoise ostriches I find. There I would die at the ripe old age of 70 plus 23597824023 due to atmospheric conditions. Man. I should get a hobby or something. |
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
August 28, 2064 at the age of 77 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (25%) Suicide (15%) Confusion (12%) Heart Attack (9%) Alien Abduction (7%) Third Degree Burns (6%) Auto-Fellatio (6%) Well, I can't argue with most of that, cept that Alien Abduction should be squared ;) |
i will die at 86.. not bad [img]smile.gif[/img]
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ROTFLMAO!
I'll die on... November 3, 2070 at the age of 85 years old. Homicide (40%) Suicide (35%) Cancer (20%) Heart Attack (13%) Auto-Fellatio (10%) OoooOOOOOkayeee.... I also decided to put in a bunch of BS like saying that i was 50000 lbs in weight and was 184 years old, here's what I got: UH OH buddy you're gonna die on April 19, 2002 at the age of 19 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Contagious Disease (37%) Cancer (16%) Horrible Accident (6%) lol |
LOL
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on: October 20, 2064 at the age of 76 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (43%) Heart Attack (18%) Drowning (9%) Intresting ;) |
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
October 3, 2023 at the age of 61 years old. I told KHan if I lived to be 60 I was going to be one pissed off b*tch! He'll have almost two years of hell before I get put out of his misery. [img]graemlins/evillaughter2.gif[/img] |
March 2, 2056
at the age of 71 years old. (average is 67. Yay!) On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (41%) Heart Attack (25%) Alcoholism (5%) (not a chance) Loneliness (5%) |
I can expect to live until I'm 78 - I'll get old and gray [img]smile.gif[/img]
Most likely cause of death Cancer 39% Heart Attack 22% ect. |
Damn... well my life is short but sweet.
June 1, 2003 at the age of 17 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (42%) Heart Attack (12%) Alcoholism (7%) Auto-Fellatio (7%) Suicide (6%) |
You can expect to die on:
August 13, 2064 at the age of 80 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (40%) Homicide (10%) Alien Abduction (10%) Third Degree Burns (9%) Loneliness (5%) <font color=lightblue> ~sniffles~ Loneliness? [img]graemlins/crying.gif[/img] </font> |
You can visit me in my coffin from July 22 2054 onwards ;)
I'll live to be 70 years old and am likely to kick the bucket due to: Cancer (33%) Heart attack (32%) Alcoholism (8%) Alien abduction (6%) I wouldn't actually mind being abducted by aliens. At least it's an original way to go ;) |
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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
January 20, 2054 at the age of 71 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (46%) Alien Abduction (12%) Heart Attack (9%) Loneliness (7%) Third Degree Burns (5%) Contagious Disease (5%) Drowning (5%) Cancer? No way to avoid that one - so ill just donate zillions to Cancer Research... Alien Abduction. Uh-huh, by then they wont be abducting us, since they'll have got all the info they need to invade. Or maybe we'll have FTL by then and be abducting them.So thats not a factor. Loneliness? Its not got me yet. I can deal with it. Third Degree Burns? Note to self - never overclock a 200ghz processor Contagious Disease - Maybe howard Hughes had the right idea Drowning - Look, im not gonna drown. I may be nuts in a boat, but ive never gotten killed yet... So it should really read "imortal" [img]smile.gif[/img] [img]smile.gif[/img] [img]smile.gif[/img] So ill see you all on jan 22,2054 when ill be 72. |
Lol this is funny stuff
June 16, 2045 at the age of 61 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Heart Attack (31%) Cancer (26%) Alien Abduction (7%) Horrible Accident (7%) |
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