All Sausages belong to us. Making a Veggi- Meat sandwich?-You really should have dialed down the pork fat just S-A-U-S-A-G-E for collective artery cloggage of fatty deposits...... Save a Sausage or two!

Tiamblin Studios Presents:
Brat. Wurst. The Extra Tasty Piece Of Meat.

Britney Meaters in Oops! I Ate Tofu!

Oops! I ate that bean curd again,
I made you believe that I enjoyed it,
Ohbabuh, I was really yearning for meat and after eating that crap I got sick!
FEED ME LARD PLEASE!
I DIDNT GET MY PROTEIN INTAKE!

Chocolate IN: Processed Wars: The Vegetable Cat Food Strikes Back!

Darth Z: Chocolate, I am your Diet!
Choc: I will Not succumb to the Meatless Side!
*the 2 titans pull out their sticks of Garlic Bread and begin dueling!*

PSHHHH..... WOA! You got Stanky Breath!

Anyway the cat won, and Darth Z is now in Limbo with KULALA the dancing and singing pig head!

How was your experience with the Processed Force?

Slim Fast! Drink Mountain Dew and Do da Dew!

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<font color=lightgreen>(sorry mods... I just *had* to do that ;) ) </font>

Free samples of Bratwurst go on sale today for just 1 post peeps!

I think i am inclined to do the [img]graemlins/saywhat.gif[/img] as well...maybe :eek: also.

NOW IM GOING TO SHOW YOU THE GET YA FREAK ON TECHNIQUE! @@@@@ADSGIIHFUIQQAmanitsukzista!

Ohhh the urge to minimod...must resist....the temptation.....

Wow, is this the same guy that said he would give up spammin' completely a coule of weeks ago? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

What? Ugh that made so little sense it hurt my brain.

you do realize that the same thing they use to make sausage is what they use to make [img]graemlins/spam3.gif[/img]

Heh, I think this thread should be renamed from SAUSAGE! to
http://www.spam.com/assets/it/80/80_4cans.gif
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http://www.spam.com/assets/it/30/ani_lady.gif http://www.spam.com/assets/it/60/60_twist.gif

And to think Phil McCavity got locked for a little harmless drilling!
:rolleyes:

Everyone knows this already but id thought id remind you anyway...

Beside bacon and gamon, all pork products make use of the leftovers that we don't wanna eat. i ate sausages up until a few weeks ago when i saw a clip on Mtv's show 'jackass' that reminded me truly of what sausages are made of... (And i ain't talking about the type of animal). im not gonna go into it but... At least when you eat a burger you know youll be eating 'lean' cow meat, even if it is diseased or whatever. pork pies, sausages and spam throw in all the pig's implements and no pork product is safe from those little xtras that get left over.. 'pork swords' anyone? in fact id say its a pretty wise bet to assume that in the pork industry, pork pies, our ol favourite spam and sausages are the left overs from the pig after its been stripped of its skin. THen again its probably the same with beef.

yeh, i know someones gonna say "uh duh," "or you think so?"

Anyway how we get on to pork anyway? ive forgotten.

no!spam is made from only the finest cuts of ham.no junk.i refuse to listen to your false stories.and what you get in sausage depends on how much it costs.

where the hell are the smilies?

You cant hurt me Im an AI construct!

plus, I have a vast army of meat bi-products like my insidious Pepperonin; my fierce ninjas and ginyu force!

BUMPERS!

Ninja
HP:1
Stats:3 on everything
level:1
Special skills: make myself weaker spell
exp: 10,000,000
Description: a real asshole

*uss kills the ninjas*
oh yeah! let me increase my stats *pause*.
ok, all done!
*kills the ginyu force*
*walks closer to Tiamat, sees a mousetrap with cheese*
ooh, cheese!*puts hand in mousetrap*
*dies* [img]smile.gif[/img]

I wouldnt put my hand in the mouse trap uss. Now your ubering!

I think that jelly-stuff that SPAM sits in is a mixture of cellulose and candle wax. They probably get the wax from some part of the pig too. I wonder what the purpose of it all is?

To blanket thy vision for the TiaVolution..... why else?

Er yes I like sausage too... are we even talking about sausage? :D

i stand corrected...ok well perhaps not ALL sausages are like that but there is definetly no such thing as quality or gourmet spam. The product has produced a stigma and more, when someone says spam. it really is crap.

i stand corrected...ok well perhaps not ALL sausages are like that but there is definetly no such thing as quality or gourmet spam. The product has produced a stigma and more, when someone says spam. it really is crap.

Spam tastes good when fried! Try it with salsa!

Weisi! How are you babe? How's your shoulder?

Uh, hmm. Sausage, well I'm not a sausage lover myself, I prefer the luxury meats, you know, the ones not made of off-cuts and fat [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Like hamburger! tastes great!