the original thread is here:
http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/cg...&f=10&t=005525

the previous thread is here:
http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=10;t=007323;p=

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Hello people, how is everyone yadda yadda yadda, etc etc, blah blah blah.
But back to the point, how *is* everyone?

EDIT: Yay... first post!! I'm so proud.. *sniff8 Oh dammit, I promised myself I wouldn't cry. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[ 04-06-2002, 07:02 PM: Message edited by: Talthyr Malkaviel ]

lol 2nd post for me.

Im good except I got this big cut on my hand from halfway down my thumb to my wrist. I did it when I was kayaking, and I was worried all the sharks were going to get me because I was bleeding like anything into the water.

apart from that im good!

<font color="teal">Nice 2 know that u let ur emotions out at times like there ;) </font>

Hello everyone? How are you all doing this fine morning? [img]smile.gif[/img] *Kicks Talthyr and tells him to go post on the RP*

Hey Neb, glad to know you're still hanging around [img]smile.gif[/img]
And I'm fine, we have a pretty humid weather here in the beatiful capital today, but I've gotta study all day anyway so I' mostly gonna be inside ;)

Oh and Tally, I'm glad you've learnt how to express your feminine side :D [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Ah, well the pupil becomes the teacher, as they say oh leading mistress of femininity. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
*Kicks Neb and says 'No, you post on the RP [img]tongue.gif[/img] ' then starts kicking the air for no apparent reason*

Ah, well the pupil becomes the teacher, as they say oh leading mistress of femininity. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
</font>[/QUOTE]Well, speaking about that..
There's someting I've been wanting to tell you lately Tally..
I'm not who I've said I am. My name is Jessica. I'm 63 years old.
So sorry to tell you like this, I'd rather have told you eye-to-eye.
Hope you're not too mad at me! [img]smile.gif[/img]

*Pushes "Tally" into a vat of jelly.* Your turn to post.

[ 04-07-2002, 09:02 AM: Message edited by: Neb ]

Ah, well the pupil becomes the teacher, as they say oh leading mistress of femininity. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
</font>[/QUOTE]Well, speaking about that..
There's someting I've been wanting to tell you lately Tally..
I'm not who I've said I am. My name is Jessica. I'm 63 years old.
So sorry to tell you like this, I'd rather have told you eye-to-eye.
Hope you're not too mad at me! [img]smile.gif[/img] </font>[/QUOTE]How could you!! You told me your name was Priscilla!! I feel so... betrayed [img]tongue.gif[/img]
*Pushes Neb into a vat of acid jelly* I haven't posted yet, but that was fun :D [img]tongue.gif[/img]

How could you!! You told me your name was Priscilla!! I feel so... betrayed [img]tongue.gif[/img]
</font>[/QUOTE]I can change it!!
I still love you Tally-boy! Who cares about the age difference? We could be happy! We could buy a house down in the southern parts of Sweden and we could visit Neb everyday! What do you say Tally-boy?

Ha! I've got ypu. No 63-year old is named 'Jessica,' they all have names like 'Patsy.' You are really a 63 y/o man. [img]tongue.gif[/img] Morning, all. Hope you all are not hung over like me. (drinks bloody)

How could you!! You told me your name was Priscilla!! I feel so... betrayed [img]tongue.gif[/img]
</font>[/QUOTE]I can change it!!
I still love you Tally-boy! Who cares about the age difference? We could be happy! We could buy a house down in the southern parts of Sweden and we could visit Neb everyday! What do you say Tally-boy?</font>[/QUOTE]Umm..... ohhhhh kaaaay *starts backing away slowly, then turns around into a full run while Regin is left behind screaming 'It's our destiny!!!'*

How could you!! You told me your name was Priscilla!! I feel so... betrayed [img]tongue.gif[/img]
</font>[/QUOTE]I can change it!!
I still love you Tally-boy! Who cares about the age difference? We could be happy! We could buy a house down in the southern parts of Sweden and we could visit Neb everyday! What do you say Tally-boy?</font>[/QUOTE]Y'know, the thought of being visited by the two of you every day is enough to make a happy man slit his wrists on a fine spring morning....

*Hands Galadria the hair of the dog that bit her.* Supposedly a hangover cure....

Good Morning everyone! Congrats to you first and second posters [img]smile.gif[/img]
Scholarcs, you made my heart skip a few beats. I know exactly what you mean, though I wasn't kayaking. Bleeding like a stuck pig and hoping like all heck you can get past the breakwater and onto the beach, while thinking your going to be shark lunch any second. Talk about an adreniline rush, I swear the pucker factor must have been -10 to the 5th. .

I knew it.... I was right all along, you aren't really a paladin, you're a *gulp* vampire!!!
Eeek. :D [img]tongue.gif[/img]

*Sends Talthyr flying over to Thread of Fate with a well-placed kick* Get posting you lazy lout! *grumbles something about lazy RP'ers....*

How could you!! You told me your name was Priscilla!! I feel so... betrayed [img]tongue.gif[/img]
</font>[/QUOTE]I can change it!!
I still love you Tally-boy! Who cares about the age difference? We could be happy! We could buy a house down in the southern parts of Sweden and we could visit Neb everyday! What do you say Tally-boy?</font>[/QUOTE]Y'know, the thought of being visited by the two of you every day is enough to make a happy man slit his wrists on a fine spring morning....

*Hands Galadria the hair of the dog that bit her.* Supposedly a hangover cure....</font>[/QUOTE]Well that's no problem, you're not usually happy, and it's not normally a fine morning over there :D [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Ahhh, good morning lady Galadria, might I offer you a comfortable seat and the confection of your choice?. .
I had to fix that, my apologies for the typo dear lady. .

[ 04-07-2002, 09:22 AM: Message edited by: The.Relic ]

Are you STILL here? Get posting on the RP damnit! *threatens Tally with a shovel [img]tongue.gif[/img] *

Ahhhhh.... she has you enthralled with her vampiric ways too!!!!! Quick, drink this <DEL>vodka</DEL> holy water

Are you STILL here? Get posting on the RP damnit! *threatens Tally with a shovel [img]tongue.gif[/img] *</font>[/QUOTE]Ooooh, a shovel, thanks Im hungry. *goes to post on RP*

*Casts Teleport Other on Talthyr to get him over to ToF so he can post on the RP* Hurry up Tally.... Next time I'll send you flying there with the blast from a Fireball....

So you don't want me then Tally-boy?
I think I can *sniff* get over it..not that you *sniff* care!

And Gal, the best cure for hang-overs is booze, booze and more booze :D

Neb, just admit it! You would be honored with having a swede in your house everyday!

I knew it.... I was right all along, you aren't really a paladin, you're a *gulp* vampire!!!
Eeek. :D [img]tongue.gif[/img] </font>[/QUOTE](Kicks Talthy) Stop it! That's as in Bloody Mary, tomato juice, Worchestershire sauce, celery salt, Tabasco and Vodka! You behave, that's no way to treat a lady with a hangover. Ah, well, but the champagne tasted good last night. (Makes another) Morning, Relic, Neb, sorry to have to kick this marshmallow vendor.

Mornin' Galadria, please, give him another kick. Maybe that'll teach him to post on the RP more often....

Oh, I know what a bloody mary is, but you (being a vampire of course) replace the good old Lea & Perrins with real blood!!!!!

I'd just like to know how in the world someone came up with the recipie for a Bloody Mary.

Oh, and good morning n'stuff. Mmm, breakfast. *grabs Chinese food*

We have chinese food?! :eek:
All this time, I've been eating these little sandwiches *throws one away* well enough with that!
*fills his mouth and three bags with chinese food*

Ummm. Regin, that chinese food you picked up isn't food... let's just say that pink flew past a bit earlier and left us some *presents.*

Ah, the power of cheese, err, Chinese food. Sesame chicken, delumptionicious.

If someone calls it chinese food..
I'll eat it! ;)

Talthyr, yesterday (prior to being severed from the server) you repremanded me for not getting over to the ORT building thread. At the risk of sounding stupid....where is it? I don't see it anywhere. If you tell me where it is and don't tell anyone that I have lost my way, I'll give you a gold Royal Toad lapel pin. :D ;)

*Delivers a dropkick to Talthyr's head just to vary things a bit* Get. Posting. On. The. RP.

(She drops by ReGiN's table, gives him a PUPU tray :D , General Tso's Chicken, and two eggrolls)"Do you want hot mustard or sweet and sour sauce with that?" (Glares at Talthy, bares her teeth, revealing four suspiciously large canines)

Ah... but of course, you have been gone a long time, now all clan threads are in the Roleplaying forum, so you can just use the jump to forum dropdown list.

Hot mustard or sweet and sour sauce?! WHAT?! No soy sauce?! No duck sauce?! RAAAAR! :D :D

Wow! How can I thank you enough?!
Just leave both the mustard and the seet&sour, please :D

I knew it.. ah well, know that the shock value's worn off, does it really matter that she's a vampire????
Call and you can recieve one of our sticker sets to stop vampire discrimination, including useful slogans such as 'Stick by succubi!' and 'v stands for victory and for vampire!'
Packs cost £2.50 each.

Can I have Thai food instead of Chinese? There is this restaurant in Sf that I used to live near that was sooo good. I really miss it here in Portland.

So, my order is broccoli with tofu in spicy garlic sauce with a thai iced tea. Make that snappy, waiter.

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