They just put in new carpet by the restrooms...it's brown with little red circles and squares. Everytime I walk by, I think "Disarm Traps". Is there a Cleric in the house? [img]smile.gif[/img]

BK

You can recite all the lines the charecters say in with perfect inflection :D

LOL, when you have a nightmare and cast around for the "Cast Spell" button to attack the monster.

When you're trying to avoid someone you don't like and you try desperately to 'Hide in shadows.'

When you walk down the hallway and think that you'd better search for traps first.

<font color="gold">When you start attacking people because you want experience... [img]smile.gif[/img] </font>

When you start desperately searching for the Pause button, or when you look for blue circles under people :D

When you start attacking people who are wearing red shoes...

When you always wait for all of your companions when exiting a building, because (all together now) "you must gather your party before venturing forth".

When you try to pick locked doors or bash them open with your sword/mace etc

When you actually own a sword, mace, etc. :D

When you fantasize about the last boss of ToB!
Or, when you ar being fired, you search for the power word kill scroll!

You don't trust anyone who abbreviates ther name to Jon, and you keep thinking everytime you're in a bad neighbourhood while it's dark you'll get a random encounter with vampires.
Or when you get in a fight you shout 'to the pane.' or some such phrase.

here's one that happened last week that shows that i play too many games.i was dreaming one night and the dream stopped so that i could change disks.i actualy saw a play station with its disks being changed.now THAT is when you know you're playing too much. :D

Or you're dreaming, but it freezes, then up pops the blue screen of death.
'A Fatal Error has .....'

you call your pet hampster boo and talk to it.

You never actually start conversations; you just walk up to people, poke them, and expect them to talk to you.

When you sleep with your eyes open because you think zombies are going to come out of your closet.

A) You wake up first thing in the morning, look in the mirror, and try to change your character portrait...

B) When confronted with a difficult situation at work, you try to find a walkthrough for it on the Internet...

C) You start color-coding your co-workers like they were dragons (Look out for Big Red in Marketing...)

D) You wish dialogues with your boss came with multiple-choice options...

Cheers,

-You try planting acorns in forests to make Dryads appear.

-You make sure not to cast spells within cities, afraid that the cowled wizards will appear.

-If you secretly distrust someone, you try to cast show alignment on them.

-You wonder when the hell you will have fought enough to go up a level.

-You search for dwarfs named cromwell so you can forge armour out of your dragon scales (leather jacket.)

-You are very shocked to learn your favourite bar doesn't have Evermead, Berduskan Beer, or Elminster's Ale.

or you click on the pic til you get the one you like best...

"You and I and Boo...Ranger and Hamsters Everywhere, rejoice *squeak squeak*

*OR* you're GF/BF who doesn't even play the game has a favorite saying.....

[ 04-03-2002, 07:06 PM: Message edited by: Black Knight ]

I HATE THAT ONE GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

*takes deep breath*

*takes another one*

but I'm feeling much better now...

[img]smile.gif[/img]

or you click on the pic til you get the one you like best...

"You and I and Boo...Ranger and Hamsters Everywhere, rejoice *squeak squeak*

*OR* you're GF/BF who doesn't even play the game has a favorite saying.....</font>[/QUOTE]Or you're playing IWD and you sit there for ages looking vacantly at the screen while clicking repeatedlyon all your characters to see what they say when they get annoyed.
(The dwarf one's best!)

you read and understand "You've played too much..." threads :D

You use 'You've played too much...' threads as a shopping list.

You flail around wildly when someone's talking to you, waiting for dialogue options to appear.

You try to find the options menu so you can reload after you do something stupid.

You do something stupid expecting to be able to reload.

You can recite the names, stats, and descriptions of every weapon.

You can't understand why you can never seem to find the edge of the area you're in.

You always fight the same exact way (swing... swing... swing... swing... swing...).

You expect all dead people to be as... energetic... as that guy's uncle (or was it some other relative?) in the Athkatla Graveyard.

You wonder why nothing happens when you wave your hands around and say, "Vita Mortic Caraero."

You don't go into caves for fear of drow.

You try to find the Special Abilities button when you get very angry so that you can use Berserk.

Hmm...

-You try to charm a bunny in a park, and you're annoyed when the circle under it doesn't turn green.

-You put on a thick pair of gloves and expect to become ogre-strong.

-You wonder what it would be like if you had a girdle of gender change.

-You are pissed at someone and try to cast curse on them.

-You try to kill weeds by casting 'Abi-Dalzims horrid wilting'

You know what this spell is ... [img]smile.gif[/img]

You know the exact colour effects for each spell (you know, like the hovering, swirling purple stuff for a spider spawn spell)
Oh dear, I know quite a few!!

When you endlessly try to find your spell book so you can change your heal for flame strike so you can use it against your enemy :D

When travelling at night, you prepare to be waylaid by enemies.

You consider yourself Neutral Good.

You sleep 8 hours and remember things you forgot before you went to sleep.

You travel constantly with your buddies and sleep at Holiday Inns.

You press the snooze button on your alarm, expecting to be able to reload to before the alarm went off [img]smile.gif[/img]

I would sooooooooo luv to be able to do this :D

When I drive, or go out, I think of it as giving me experience points... and that it will make me a level higher and thuse become more powerful... technically it is applicable LOL

<font color="teal"> Well, when u fall face-first into ur keyboard of course ;) .... and if u do that for ne other reason than because of falling asleep, then u should take a break neway [img]tongue.gif[/img] </font>

hmmm... when you go to sleep thinking that you wake up you can case magic missle to your enemies ;)

When things go wrong at the office you want to hit "reload" and this time send Minsc in with full battle armor. ;)

When you try to sleep rough in your town yet to your dismay you are awakened by the local gaurd..CURSE YOU I CANT AFFORD TO STAY IN A FANCY INN DAMN IT LEAVE ME ALONE... THE VOICES THEY WANT ME LET ME GO NO NO NO ARGH WHY DO THEY COME TO ME TO DIE WHY DO THEY COME TO ME TO DIE!!!

You go berzerk and attack someone who touched your BF/GF called out " I must protect my witch!"

ROTFL!!!!!!!! Go for the eyes, Boo! ;)

When you remember being hungry only after seeing the hint screen! :D

[ 04-28-2002, 07:22 PM: Message edited by: Helspanth ]