It's Friday, i've got no homework lets Party!!
*Busts out the jamacian steel drum cd, and casts Summon Bar* "I will assume the role as bartender" *casts insert dance floor and strobe light*

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*Casts "Destroy Alcohol" on the Bar* Sorry, under-age people in here. Now gimme a fanta.

Yeah! you tell him Neb!!!
*Inconspicuously conceals a large bottle of liquor under his coat and starts taking stealthy swigs*

I'm gonna play sax.

There's something dead sexy about a cat blowing a sax, wouldn't you agree?

:Strikes pose, which is totally ruined by Neb tickling paws unmercifully:

Indeed there is ;) *tickles more*

Hey I didn't say what we were drinking you crazy... Hands Neb a fanta... "Here."

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Yeah you tell him RBF
*downs entire bottle of liquor*

*duct tapes Talthyr to a chair so he won't get drunk and get in trouble* Stay there young man.... *Looks around to see where the sax-playing Shiny Kitty went.*

That is so *not* what I was implying. Snatches liqour bottle out of Talthyr's hand. "Neb how could you forget to take it?" And gives him a refreshing Sprite instead. "Enjoy..." [img]tongue.gif[/img]

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[ 03-22-2002, 04:41 PM: Message edited by: Redblueflare ]

The scrumptious little kitkat has leapt back on stage safely out of reach of Neb's wicked fingers. Wearing a gold jacket, silver heels and an electrum tiara, she's in her element.

Members of the audience begin to throw large and luscious tomatoes in her general direction to show their appreciation for her tuneless yowling.......

:Not frightfully keen on tomato splatter, Cheetah shuts her yap, and gets back to doing what she's really good at.... :

Yeah, you tell me Neb
*stealthily pours out sprite and replaces with liquor*
Mmmmmmmm, you're right, sprite is like a party in my mouth, and everyone's puking!

And what the Silver One is really good at is....

(Strolls in with a pitcher full of Beefeater martinis) "Let's get this party rolling. Woohoo. (pours himself one)

*gives up the fight against the Alcohol* Pour me one as well while you're at it.

And what the Silver One is really good at is....</font>[/QUOTE]ummmmmmm........ :thinks hard: 'Annoying people' is probably the answer to that one, Nebling! But am also very good at waving tail about in a nonchalant fashion...

After "one" martini Neb decides that he should liven the party up a bit, locating the Metallic Feline, he asks her if she would like to dance.

Positive squeals of delight from Silver....

The dancing goes quite well, until the alcohol wears off and Neb remembers that he can't dance.

The two end up in a tangled heap on the dance floor, along with any others who happened to be a bit too close.

The dancing goes quite well, until the alcohol wears off and Neb remembers that he can't dance.

The two end up in a tangled heap on the dance floor, along with any others who happened to be a bit too close.</font>[/QUOTE]To quote Brave New World - Orgy porgy!!

Cheetah got a few surprises........ not to mention a plastic beach ball. Now, how did THAT get THERE??

*there is an odd knock at the door*

*another knock*

*suddenly the door gives in on the third knock*

"oops i guess I dont know my own strenghte... ehe Hi everybody! Hope you don't mind a 8 foot tall Robotic Ranger joining in the fun :D "

*hears steel drums...*

@_@... "You know what steel is made from!! Its inhumaine to hit those poor recycled robots to make music..." *cringes*

*opens up a loud speaker with several USB and fireWire Jacks*

Download a good helpin' of THIS!

He mixes martinis for everyone that wants on, but only adds olives and lemon peel, because an onion would make it a gimlet.

*sits down at the bar*

"hey red"

*red blue flare nods*

"Gimme some hot oil..."

*record screaches to a stop*...

"... put it in an oily glass..."

*everyone goes back to what they were doing*

Yay! You're in the spirit now!!
*whips out another bottle.*

Red Called me in RL on the phone to remind me to get on and join the party heh i told him i was already here..

*continues to chug oil*

Ever tried watching the Secret FMV hidden on every X box's hard drive? I just did... It took 45 mins for ALL of the names of the people who work at microsoft to flash by and they were going by about 3 names a second... @_@

*edit* i watched the begining of it again to make sure...

YUP there were 4 Bills and its not hard to guess which one of them had his name in <font color="green">GREEN AND ALL CAPS</font> unlike everyone else ...

the last one on the list was Xu Whatsung... and I counted about 15 people all named ED...

[ 03-22-2002, 07:46 PM: Message edited by: /)eathKiller ]

Unfortunately for me, while I was doing that I was at another one of our fund raisers. Standing up for three hours, trying to sell photo cd's of GTMO is not fun. (Especially when you're a cowardly salesperson like me...)

Hey I was counting on you two to get this party a little attention. Neb you are so dead when I meet you in rl. J/K [img]tongue.gif[/img] It's not your fault man, you gave it your all. I'm going to give Julio his cpu back, goodnight.

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mmmkay

well i guess im gonna go play Phantasy Star online and downlaod tons of music fom artsists that ive never even heard of! wooh!

*finishes off the oil*

*stands up*

WOOH! *steam spurts from the little nub-thingy sticking out of the back of his head*

*toot*

"well looks like im off to the battle feild! JUST 7 BAZILLION MILLION EXPERIENCE POINTS LEFT UNTIL IM LEVEL 200 @_@..."

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[H3]Behold the power of Cow![/H3] *grin* *cackle* *spontaneously combusts and runs around screaming* Friday = good... now if I can just find something to do... hmm... *waits for fancy new games to arrive in stores and soon begins randomly banging his head against the desk*

(picks up Attalus where he had passed out under the table) "You just wait until I get you home." :D

wow people are still here... hmm maybe this thread isnt dead after all!

*chest plate opens up revealing a variety of sodas with coin insert slots*

"MWUAHAHAH and now to put OPERATION Immitation of a Mr. Pib Despencer under way! *rubs hands* Here come those quarters!"

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[ 03-23-2002, 03:38 PM: Message edited by: /)eathKiller ]

Why would people not be here? The party's hardly even begun.... *cranks up the volume on the dance music* Ah, much better. *Starts mixing random drinks and handing them out to people for free*

Talthyr runs over to the bar and starts making the best, most colourful cocktails around, then does some fancy tricks, spinning them on his head, and flipping them and stuff.
Here, someone try this, I call it 'the stampede' because you'll wake up feeling like your head's been trampled on by a herd of elephants!
But it does taste nice!!

*looks at the broken door as he strolls in covered by a cloud of impenetrable darkness*

*casts 'techno lighting'*

*dispells the 'darkness' spell*

*pulls a bottle of VOX from his transdimensional planar lair*

"Anyone up for some lemon drops, and how is that cat playing a sax?"

(Jumps off of Galadria's shoulder and runs over to the bar and asks Talthyr fo the hair of the dog.)

*casts 'summon Jose Cuervo'*

*a radom guy named Jose Cuervo shows up*

"Sorry about that folks I'm still working out the kinks in that spell"

*Downs another martini*

"Lets try this one"

*casts 'rain bubbles'*

*It begins to rain bubbles, after a few short moments of this the entire floor is covered by foamy bubles, making it very hard to walk, but adding another fun element to the party. By the time the rain subsides everyone is up to their waist in bubbles and foam*

"Don't worry it's non-toxic as far as I can tell"

*Anyone down for a game of twister?"

*pours himself another drink*

(Downs the Bloody Mary that Talthyr gave him, asks for another)

Walks in....looks around, sees drunken debauchery and general mayhem...........

walks back out the door only to return moments later with a jug of home brew.

All I ask is don't step on me when I pass out. :cool:

*wanders in*

You mean there was a party and noone invited me??? :(

This place is going to teh dogs. ;)

Well, you're here now, grab a non-alcoholic drink and have fun [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Sorry... ;) Figured you'd just show up. [img]tongue.gif[/img] *looks at Neb's post way way back. Hey a marguirita is BUM BUM BUM alcoholic! [img]smile.gif[/img] Or did you forget about that?
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