(People on HADB will have seen this, I just thought it might help people understand my sig a bit more, and it is quite funny).

If you don't know then take this test. If you do know then take this test anyway to confirm your suspicions. You won't beleive some of the things that knowing your pancake factor do for you (probably because they are lies). Here we go. Just answer the questions, record you answers on a spare piece of paper / pancake / ferret you have handy, then work out your score from the list at the bottom.

1.) Do you like pancakes?
a. Yes.
b. Yes!
c. YES!
d. Only if you have to catch them first.
e. No.
f. I refuse to answer this question as it is against my political principles.

2.) Which of the following best describes your opinion of pankake day?
a. It's the greatest festival in the history of existance. It should be declared a national holiday by all major governments.
b. It's the most pointless festival in the history of existance. Why is there a day entirely devoted to a dessert? It's stupid.
c. Why do we only have one day for pancake eating? It should be pancake day everyday.
d. Pancake day is an example of capitalist oppression.
e. Pancake day is an example of communist oppression.
f. I have no opinion on the subject.
g. I have no opinion on any subject.
h. You have mispelt "pancake" in the question.
i. All of the above.

3.) How often do you eat pancakes?
a. Every year.
b. Every month.
c. Every week.
d. Every day.
e. I employ a team of chefs to constantly cook pancakes for me to eat.
f. Never.
g. Less than that.

4. How useful is a pancake?
a. Very useful for someone who wants to eat a pancake. Apart from that not very.
b. It can be used to cure all known disease (or at least diseases known by pancakes).
c.It is used by assassins as a lethal weapon.
d. If you define "useful" as "eatable" then very.
e. Not at all useful.

5. Who would you have elected as the president of the USA in the 2000 elections?
a. George W.Bush.
b. Al Gore.
c. A pancake.
d. A ferret eating a pancake.
e. Charlie Chaplin.

6. What is your favorite colour out of the ones listed below?
a. Red.
b. Blue.
c. Green.
d. Purple.
e. Chocolate.
f. Pancake.

7.) If you were allowed only one more pancake before you died what would the topping be?
a. Chocolate sauce.
b. Maple Syrup.
c. Lemon juice.
d. Sugar.
e. Lemon juice and sugar.
f. Red cherries.
g. Vanilla ice cream.
h. Another pancake.
i. All of the above.

Now find out your pancake factor!!!!!!!!!
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Here are the scores:

1.) a.1 b.2 c.3 d.1 e.-1 f.0

2.) a.1 b.-1 c.2 d.-1 e.-1 f.0 h.2 i.1

3.) a.0 b.1 c.2 d.3 e.4 f.-1 g.-2

4.) a.1 b.2 c.1 d.1 e.-2

5.) a.-1 b.-1 c.2 d.-2 e.1

6.) a.0 b.0 c.0 d.0 e.1 f.2

7.) a.2 b.1 c.1 d.1 e.1 f.1 g.1 h.2 i.3

Now calculate your score and look up your pancake rating!

Less than 0: NOT WORTHY
You are not worthy of any title. You have been declared an enemy of the mystical society of pancakes and will be hunted down, tied up, put in a pan, and then flipped over while being forced to listen to opera being played backwards. If you acheived the lowest possible score of -7 then you are obviously the arch nemesis of the mystical society of pancakes, the evil Dr Sheep!

0-5: ORDINARY CITIZEN
You are an ordinary citizen with no specific pancake powers. Just stay out of the way and try not to get hurt in the ensuing battle.

6-11: MINOR PANCAKE
You have some latent pancake powers which you can use to defend yourself in certain awkward situations. Remember not to use your powers on the London Underground (this was banned after the terrible disaster of 2003).

12-15: FREELANCE PANCAKE
You haev enough pancake powers to hire yourself out as a freelance contractor. Sign up today for your free information pack! Just send as many cheques and postal orders as you like to me.

16-17: PANCAKE MASTER
If you have acheived the amazing score of pancake master then you are probably on the board of directors of the mystic society of pancakes. If you are not then please sign up today and help defeat the evil Dr Sheep. Free pancakes and many goodies to those who reply before yesterday!

18: CHOSEN ONE
You have acheived the score of the chosen one. This probably means you are the chosen one who is promised by destiny to slay the evil Dr Sheep using only a rubber boxing glove. Please send off for your free information pack today. No experience necessary.

19 or above: IMPOSSIBLE SCORE
One of us can't add up.

ROTFLMAO!! :D
Ah now I remember I am a freelance pancake, not yet quite ready to enter into the most honourable title of "Pancake Master"
But my time will come....DO YOU HEAR ME DR SHEEP! MY TIME WILL COME! [img]graemlins/evillaughter2.gif[/img]

My score should be a -8.
You had no option for "None of the Above" on number 7!
Death to all pancakes!

Zero ??? ZERO !!

Guess I'm lucky to even recognize what a pancake looks like ...

*thinks* ah, yes, it must have been a 4 legged barking pancake with a tail that chased and tried to bite me while I was out on a bicycle ride yesterday ...

And why wasn't sushi included as a topping in question 7 ??

Pang. [img]graemlins/cat3.gif[/img]

Im just a poor freelance pancake. Anyone have any chocolate syrup, or another pancake?

I logged in at a -1

Bag

Eggs are better.

<font color="lightgreen"> I got an 8... I guess im a Minor Pancake... ah well... I dont care about pancakes, unless im about to eat them.</font>

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Moni:
My score should be a -8.
You had no option for "None of the Above" on number 7!
Death to all pancakes!<hr></blockquote>

Moni... you are secretly Dr Sheep! Come my pancake brethren AAAATTAAAACK!!!!!

Hu hum! Yes, well sorry about that. I think I am ok now...

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Barry the Sprout:


Moni... you are secretly Dr Sheep! Come my pancake brethren AAAATTAAAACK!!!!!

Hu hum! Yes, well sorry about that. I think I am ok now...<hr></blockquote>


ROFL! Don't apologize! I'll take all you pancakes on...I have a blender. ;) [img]tongue.gif[/img]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Moni:



ROFL! Don't apologize! I'll take all you pancakes on...I have a blender. ;) [img]tongue.gif[/img] <hr></blockquote>

Our mystical pancake powers will overcome your blender any day! We need a chosen one though to defeat you! Everyone must take the test... the Chosen One shall be found and then they shall smite the evil Dr Sheep, using only a rubber boxing glove (although the scriptures are a little vague on that point, some translations seem to indicate that the weapon for the final confrontation is actually a scud missile, this disagreement was the cause of the great pancake seperation of 1846 and the formation of the Church of the Latter Day Pancakes. But I digress...). Anyway, you shall be beaten!

scud missles! Don't make me publicly scoff at the idea!
Oops! Too Late!
Did you know it was my ex that fixed the Patriot missle?
(Honestly! :D )
scuds don't stand a chance.

Bring out the rubber boxing glove if you dare! I'll even put the blender away! And the forks...and the hairdryer...and the lawn rake. ;)

Minor Pancake here...bah, crepes are better. :D

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Moni:
scud missles! Don't make me publicly scoff at the idea!
Oops! Too Late!<hr></blockquote>

You shall eat your words! And our pancakes!!!! Chaaaaaaarge!!!!!

[img]graemlins/braveheart.gif[/img]

Just a brief request, I need a Chosen One. Could all people please take this test and I will then give them a free aardvark.

(Note - offer void in continents starting with a vowel or the words "North" or "South")

(Note - for the purposes of this offer Russia, West Yorkshire, Timbucktoo, and Fred, do not count as continents)

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Barry the Sprout:


You shall eat your words! And our pancakes!!!! Chaaaaaaarge!!!!!

[img]graemlins/braveheart.gif[/img] <hr></blockquote>

You have discovered the way to kill Dr Sheep!
Force feeding pancakes is the answer!
You don't need a Chosen One, you just need a cook!
And to be able to catch me! ;)

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Moni:


You have discovered the way to kill Dr Sheep!
Force feeding pancakes is the answer!
You don't need a Chosen One, you just need a cook!
And to be able to catch me! ;) <hr></blockquote>

We have a new interpretation of the scriptures! But it is by Dr Sheep! Ignore this heresy my brethren, gather scud missiles and rubber boxing gloves! They may take our lives, but they may never take us seriously!

<BOAST>
Hey that reminds me... I'm actually pretty damn good at making pancakes.
I just remembered that when I made them last they were perfetc pancakes, perfect circles and right width.I don't want to toot my own horn, but *beep*

</BOAST>

I am with Moni, A Crusade to kill all Pancakes!!

[img]graemlins/knightsmile.gif[/img]

[img]graemlins/rambo.gif[/img]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Grand-Ranger:
I am with Moni, A Crusade to kill all Pancakes!!

[img]graemlins/knightsmile.gif[/img]

[img]graemlins/rambo.gif[/img] <hr></blockquote>

There is more power in these pancakes than you think!

[img]graemlins/shooter18.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/badass.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/shooter02.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/shooter03.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/shooter04.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/smile33.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/imtough.gif[/img]

[img]graemlins/tank.gif[/img]

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eh? How did you get in here?

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Just go back home and don't get hurt... I don't know...

[ 02-04-2002: Message edited by: Barry the Sprout ]</p>

All Pancakes must be Flattened imediately!


[img]graemlins/tank.gif[/img]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by *\Conan/*:
All Pancakes must be Flattened imediately!


[img]graemlins/tank.gif[/img] <hr></blockquote>

Groan... that one is quite terrible. But I laughed all the same, as you have to do with jokes like that.

BTW Conan... are you turning into Binky? Too many capital letters...

Barry! [img]smile.gif[/img]
I just like my pancakes flat ...not "fluffy" and I generally prefer waffles to be honest. But if you added blueberrys to them I would willing to belly up to some.
Grill on Barry!

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by *\Conan/*:
Barry! [img]smile.gif[/img]
I just like my pancakes flat ...not "fluffy" and I generally prefer waffles to be honest. But if you added blueberrys to them I would willing to belly up to some.
Grill on Barry!<hr></blockquote>

Waffles! What blasphemy is this!? Waffles pale in comparison to pancakes. They are so much... flatter. What is your pancake factor BTW?

!?*no comment*!?

I'm only a high end Minor Pancake :( . And this after I just had two large pancakes with peach preserves.........

It appears I have no pancake powers according to your test. Staying out of the way sounds good to me [img]smile.gif[/img]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by *\Conan/*:
It appears I have no pancake powers according to your test. Staying out of the way sounds good to me [img]smile.gif[/img] <hr></blockquote>

Blast! It looked like you were a promising pancake follower for a minute. We still have no chosen one. Something must be done, for the sake of the children/fire extinguishers (delete as applicable).