YESSS!!!! It has to come to pass - once more the denizens of Ironworks have risen up to besiege this beleaguered demense

MY darklings prowl the threads, the Uber-Fluffy (and Woolly Rupert) have been brought out

We have not Caleb's dough men but we have new blood!!!

Our demands to date are as follows:

Memnoch and Ziroc will dance together in a tutu and a wedding gown

Cloudy will sing something (what is still under discussion, however)

Sazerac androids to be our personal valets

1 million doughnuts
21 giraffes (not rabid)
a constipated ant-eater (blame Neb for that one)
67 cans of Spam

BWAHAHAHA!!!

<font color=orange>Uhuh... Lord Shield have you been smoking something again? Can I have some? [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] </font>

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Sir Taliesin:
<font color=orange>Uhuh... Lord Shield have you been smoking something again? Can I have some? [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] </font><hr></blockquote>

NOOOOOOOOOO! It's mine! All mine!

Now give us what we demand!

Ooohh..
I wanna Sazerac Android!
I wanna! I wanna! I wanna!
Mooommy! I WANNA SAZERAAAAC!!

Latest news!! The Rebellion has decided that Cloudy's singing must consist of drunken football songs (and she must be drunk while singing them)

MUAHAHAHAHA!!!

Just wondering... is this exclusive to us ORTs?

It should be noted that this Siege of Ironworks is sponsored by the ORT, the Order of Royal Toads, the ORT, for all your uh.... Toady needs.

Now back to our regularly scheduled Siege.

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Talthyr Malkaviel:
Just wondering... is this exclusive to us ORTs?<hr></blockquote>

As the creators of the first true IW Siege all ORT members are invited, as long as they bring the nekked trio(Dragonmage, Aelia and Melusine) for some nekked dancing around the bonfire that we'll be lighting later tonight, and marshmellows to roast over the fire as well [img]smile.gif[/img]

Oooh..nekked [img]graemlins/showoff.gif[/img]
And is it possible to become temporary honorary-member of O.R.T?
I really really want one of those Sazerac Androids ;)
Just think off it, to be woken up by a red-bearded jolly little man, with newly-brewn coffee every morning..
Aaah..

Hmmm! Good point. What's a siege without the delectable trio

*conjures bonfire - a large one*

*then LS strips ready for the nuddy dancing*

Sorry Lord Shield, but you'll have to agree to only get naked and dance when the trio start, otherwise, no patented summoned marshmallow clouds.
You see, I can stand the dancing of LS, but only when there is also the dancing of the trio to hold my gaze.

<font color=skyblue>Are you really sure that the moderators that watch over Gen. Con. are going to be happy with Clan games outside of the RPG forum?

Don't be surprised if they move this thread into the RPG forum.

</font>

Oh dear not again, well I can supply seven cans of spam but no more. Here you go you cruel monsters [img]graemlins/spam2.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/spam2.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/spam2.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/spam2.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/spam2.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/spam2.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/spam2.gif[/img]

<font color=orange>Nekked Dancing! Is this a "Recruiting" Seige? If so where do I join up!!! [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] </font>

Well, Larry, as this is intended to hold the GD hostage for demands, it actually really belongs over here. I hope the other mods will agree...It's only sponsored by the ORT. ;) It won't serve its intended purpose over there (casts eyes towards the rp forum). *pout* Besides, is LS a clan??? I thought he was just a madman. ;) [img]tongue.gif[/img]

*begs the mods to leave this one here for its intended targets* [img]smile.gif[/img]

BTW! I'm heeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrre! :D Now where's my Melusine and Aelia?

*awaits lighting of bonfire to begin Nekked Dancin'*

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by *\Conan/*:
Conan shows up with a box of doughnuts and a cooler full of drinks<hr></blockquote>

*Awards Conan honourary ORT membership for bringing doughnuts and drinks :D *

Hey! One Nekked Trio member here already! Get started! *throws DM a doughnut and a drink*

Hang on till I get my camera....... [img]graemlins/wow.gif[/img]

Oooh, another siege - Davros pops in to monitor the younglings progress. Hmm, careful guys, you're losing focus too quickly. People have already forgotten about your demands, and the're glancing about to try and spot the nekked trio. Demands are meant to be repeated ad infinitum. Any chance of a vegemite sandwich. I seem to recall there were plenty of them about at our first hostage situation.

*strips and begins dancing around the bonfire*

So uh... are we dancing to entice Mem and Ziroc to come fulfil your demands? Or is this just gratuitous nudity to give LS something to look at until his demands are met? ;) [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Gratuitous umm, ..... err, what was I .....errr saying just then???? :D

*Aelia's hand reaches out; Davros watches as she somehow removes his clothes with the flick of her wrist*

There! Now we're talking ;) *starts tangoing with Davros* :D

*takes out camera and takes lots of pics, plans to sell them for lots of cash the next day :D *

Ok, but just a quick sweaty twirl around the dance floor, then it's off for a shower and work OK. As the clan "General Demands Advisor" (hah, forgot that has been in my sig for months), I advise the ORT siegists to be generally more demanding :D . Cloudlet can be enticed to sing with the right level of persistence and persuasion. I still have the ..... err, proof [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] .

If you bring a scroll that makes it rain chocolate, and some graham crackers you can have a big ole' party!!! But to tell you the truth if it were me Ide settle for no less that 73 cans of spam and 2 constipated anteaters, but then again I guess im greedy. And if there is any singing going on it should be some sort of old rowdy irish drinking songs. those are usually the funiest. or maybe some sort of pirate ballad... just a few suggestions. and If i could make one more Id'e ask for a fluffy pair of fake polar bear feet slippers, too just to keep your feet warm ;)

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe:
and If i could make one more Id'e ask for a fluffy pair of fake polar bear feet slippers, too just to keep your feet warm ;) <hr></blockquote>

Ah but look! *wiggles foot around* We asked for bunny slippers last time! Caused quite a commotion with some sensitive souls who thought they were real bunnies too... but anyway, we have enough slippers ;)

I've just been told I'm only allowed to give you eight cans of [img]graemlins/spam2.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/spam2.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/spam2.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/spam2.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/spam2.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/spam2.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/spam2.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/spam2.gif[/img]

Davros "slippers" away from the hot sweaty grasp of Aelia, then struggles to remember why he did that. Uhhh, sorry darlin, I have to go to work now - hold on, is that any sort of reason at all???.

Save the last dance for me my precious, I must away ere break of day to search for all forgotten gold.

WE DEMAND THAT WE BE MORE DEMANDING [img]graemlins/dance.gif[/img]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Downunda:
I've just been told I'm only alowwed to give you eight cans of [img]graemlins/spam2.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/spam2.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/spam2.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/spam2.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/spam2.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/spam2.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/spam2.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/spam2.gif[/img] <hr></blockquote>

Okay that's 8 cans! Is someone keeping a tally? Now our list of demands remains at:

Memnoch and Ziroc will dance together in a tutu and a wedding gown

Cloudy will sing something (what is still under discussion, however)

Sazerac androids to be our personal valets

1 million doughnuts (minus a boxful)
21 giraffes (not rabid)
a constipated ant-eater (blame Neb for that one)
59 cans of Spam

Come on guys! Let's get demanding! :D [img]tongue.gif[/img]

You guys forgot the Doodoo eggs... lets ask for 6 of them they make a great omelette.

*chants* Pancakes! Pancakes! We want panca- *Sees DM and Aelia dancing nekkedly, drools*

OK what if you asked for mittens instead of slippers??? Ohh yeah and a penguin. (I always wanted a pet penguin, but my parents wouldnt get me one [img]graemlins/crying.gif[/img] , maybe thats why I am the way I am now. . . [img]graemlins/1ponder.gif[/img] ) Anyways everyone should be able to have a pet penguin if they want one. If I had one Id'e name him Morice. . . Or maybe Melvin. . .

*continues dancing provocatively in hopes that maybe THIS time Memsy will dance for us...and now for Ziroc....hmmm...*

I have a nice (used one time) wedding dress you can wear Z. [img]smile.gif[/img]
And looky! A cute costume for Choc! [img]smile.gif[/img]
C'mon...let your hair down and dance with us! :D and make the Genie dance, too. ;)

*leaves vegemite sandwiches for Davros and gets out the Nutella, too*

[img]smile.gif[/img]

*sets simulacrum to dance and cavort round the bonfire while she sleeps*

By the way....I have a demand: Gummi bears! Authentic ones, too!

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Lord Shield:
Latest news!! The Rebellion has decided that Cloudy's singing must consist of drunken football songs (and she must be drunk while singing them)

MUAHAHAHAHA!!!<hr></blockquote>


Oi loike it old son :D

<font color=orange>(PANT... PANT... PANT)Is it getting hot in here or what!!! (he says as he wipes sweat from his brow as his eyes pop at the spectacle of DM and Aelia dancing around) Best floor show I've seend in quite sometime!!!! Va Va Voom!!! (Sir Taliesin gets up, and accidently upsetting a table full of turnip beers, begins to wave $10 dollar bill around!!!)

Hint, Hint. Cloudykins has a taste for some good turnip beer! She might sing for that!!!</font>

Well, I've found a few sites that might help you get what you want

Giraffes -
http://shop.store.yahoo.com/crystall...ticjungle.html
Donuts - http://www.pcisys.net/~bethurem/Dlinks.html
Dunno 'bout constipated but, Anteaters - http://www.exoticmalls.cc/aesmall.order.htm
For the meantime here's some more [img]graemlins/spam2.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/spam2.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/spam2.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/spam2.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/spam2.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/spam2.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/spam2.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/spam2.gif[/img]

Truth to tell, guys, this should be in the Roleplaying forum. I'm going to send it over there, but do go on and continue! [img]smile.gif[/img]

Cheers,