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BROWN PAPER PETE
A cowboy walks into a bar and orders a whisky. When the bartender delivers the drink, the cowboy asks, "Where is everybody?" The bartender replies, "They've gone to the hanging." "Hanging? Who are they hanging?" "Brown Paper Pete," the bartender replied. "What kind of a name is that?" the cowboy asked. "Well," says the bartender. "He wears a brown paper hat, brown paper shirt, brown paper trousers and brown paper shoes." "How bizarre," said the cowboy. "What are they hanging him for?" "Rustling," said the bartender. |
LS looks at the joke, blinks a couple of times and bops Arvon over the head with a pumpkin :D :D
(don't worry, it was a ripe one) ;) |
AAUUGGGHHHH that's awful
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That is the kind of joke that makes you feel glad you don't have to hear it more than once. Or in this case, read it more than once.
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If I was drunk I would probably have found it hillarious. Guess Ill have to read it again on Thursday morning :rolleyes:
[ 01-22-2002: Message edited by: andora20 ]</p> |
<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Arvon:
This is just plain bad...<hr></blockquote> Your words, not mine ;) |
That pun is so bad that I shall remember to tell it to my sister-in-law, who uses such weapons on unsuspecting crowds and naive people from out-of-town.
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Hmmm... Well then consider me a stupid Dwarf. I dont get it hehe [img]smile.gif[/img] .
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LOL :D (at the replies, not the joke)
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This is really funny in a stupid kinda way [img]graemlins/laugh3.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh3.gif[/img]
*pelts Arvon with eggs, fully rotten!* |
That's really awful.
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<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Durwyn:
Hmmm... Well then consider me a stupid Dwarf. I dont get it hehe [img]smile.gif[/img] .<hr></blockquote> Count me in on that one ;) |
OK, I'm nocking that one out of the possible jokes to mention in a job interview... it's a garantied lost job offer [img]smile.gif[/img] [img]smile.gif[/img] [img]smile.gif[/img]
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Ok at first I didn't get it, but now I do. It's still not funny....
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I thought that ws a really genunely good joke.........am i being shunned for this?
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<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Redblueflare:
Ok at first I didn't get it, but now I do. It's still not funny....<hr></blockquote> Yes, that's true. Its only virtue is consistency. |
That sounds like the kind of bad joke you'd find in a christmas cracker.
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