I DONT GET IT, WHY!!!!!!

I am like the Tiger Woods in online pool game, I DONT GET WHY!!!! why am I so goddamn good? I mean, it was just unrealistic about the way I kick ass. It is something like second nature to me... my god, I am so terrified by how I regulate the whole room without any defeat, kicking 1400 rating's ass like they are nothing. Geez, I am so impressed.

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I honestly DONT GET IT!!!

can anyone explain this to me? Is this some kinda X-file government conspirocy?? **shiver**

***Gentle man, I give you: Deux Cent Cinquante! The mysterious pool genious from East Asia!!***

damn, I am good.

dont get me wrong, I take ABSOLUTELY NO PRIDE in this. I am just utterly mystified by my own ability.

<font color="red"> Normally i would give a realy scientific explanation for this that noone can understand...

But I cant think of one.

Best I can offer is "your a natural". </font>

is it a genetic thing? but how come none of my parents or any relatives has such superhuman abnormal feat? I am so scared... **crying** am I gonna die?

someone there? I am too scared... why am I so powerful? I kick ass beyond measure.

someone ask me "will you be happy if you win?"

I said "no, because it is already foreseen. how can I be happy about something I already know?" she got pissed off and told me I am mean, and left after I kicked her ass godziilion times... sigh... WHYYYY!!!!????

<font color="gold"> As far as I can see, no it isnt a genetic thing. It may simply be that u ARENT all that good, ur just better than anyone uv played against sofar.

My Advice is this- If it frustrates u, dont do it. What ur experiencing seems to be a very minor deterioration in ur phsycological health (the minor type of thing that happens to everyone- not the type of thing that makes it possible for u to be dubbed as someone who has somethign wrong with them)

The best way to correct this is to turn away from what is causing it before it becomes something worth worrying about.
Someone more trained in the field of phsycology would be able to extrapoolate on this, so if any such person exists here, please do- i dont like feeling useless.

And 250,no offence to u or anyone else is meant by what I have said above. It is NOT a major problem at this stage, and is unlikely to go beyond a perfectly "normal" (in inverted commas because I am against using such a word in description of a living thing) thing to happen. I hope that this helps u. </font>

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by 250:
I DONT GET IT, WHY!!!!!!

I am like the Tiger Woods in online pool game, I DONT GET WHY!!!! why am I so goddamn good? I mean, it was just unrealistic about the way I kick ass. It is something like second nature to me... my god, I am so terrified by how I regulate the whole room without any defeat, kicking 1400 rating's ass like they are nothing. Geez, I am so impressed.

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Watch the Spamming 250.. You don't want to be the a certain GOLEM do you? :D

Lady's and Gentlemen. today, we are gathered here, to witness the aura of brilliance and magic that 250 radiantes out of himself. Through the powers given to me, i here by declare 250, god of virtual online pool. We must now all bow down before our god and hope he is merciful to us. ;)

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Ziroc:



Watch the Spamming 250.. You don't want to be the a certain GOLEM do you? :D <hr></blockquote>

YES YES YES HE DOES! :D
Ah 250 in stone golem hell, now thats gotta be a sight to see ;)

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by AzureWolf:


YES YES YES HE DOES! :D
Ah 250 in stone golem hell, now thats gotta be a sight to see ;) <hr></blockquote>

Uh, are you sure it'd be a 'stone' golem ? [img]smile.gif[/img]

I am pool God!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by 250:
I honestly DONT GET IT!!!

can anyone explain this to me? Is this some kinda X-file government conspirocy?? **shiver**

***Gentle man, I give you: Deux Cent Cinquante! The mysterious pool genious from East Asia!!***

damn, I am good.

dont get me wrong, I take ABSOLUTELY NO PRIDE in this. I am just utterly mystified by my own ability.<hr></blockquote>

Maybe your just a SAVANT of some sort [img]smile.gif[/img] course Ill let you fill in the prefix for that as I would never dream of using the term idiot for anyone on here [img]smile.gif[/img]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by 250:
I am pool God!!!!!!!!!!!!!<hr></blockquote>

Oh no what have I done *looks up to the sky*
His self-confidence is returning again. *sigh*

250! you are not a god. I was wrong. You are a eermmm.. errr...
bunny! yes you are a bunny. [img]graemlins/bunny.gif[/img] Repeat after me. [img]smile.gif[/img]

I've never really played online pool, but if any of you are ever out my way, I'd love to play a real game of pool with any of you. *evil grin*

9 ball? *evil grin*

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by 250:
I DONT GET IT, WHY!!!!!!

I am like the Tiger Woods in online pool game, I DONT GET WHY!!!! why am I so goddamn good? I mean, it was just unrealistic about the way I kick ass. It is something like second nature to me... my god, I am so terrified by how I regulate the whole room without any defeat, kicking 1400 rating's ass like they are nothing. Geez, I am so impressed.

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Because your opponents are 5 years old?

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Micah Foehammer:
9 ball? *evil grin*<hr></blockquote>


That's my game! I also like 7 ball, but there is more skill in 9 ball. In 7 ball too much rides on the break.

You don't fool me 250. This thread is really just a not-so-subtle-as-it-first-may-seem way of showing off. But there are 2 flaws in your logic:
- You thought everyone on here was dumb enough to believe that you really just couldn't understand why you were good and wanted people to explain.
- You thought everyone would simply just believe that you are good and not just talking out of your backside.

well I gotta tell ya: Uh-uh! *shakes head and waves finger*

:D

Hmmm... I'm not so sure you ARE that good CCL.
We played a long time ago in a distant past and I beat you (yes, and lost three times too, but I was a beginner. Still am, btw)

Ever since, you've been avoiding the buffalo room like the plague every time I check in...

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Legolas:
Hmmm... I'm not so sure you ARE that good CCL.
We played a long time ago in a distant past and I beat you (yes, and lost three times too, but I was a beginner. Still am, btw)

Ever since, you've been avoiding the buffalo room like the plague every time I check in...<hr></blockquote>

check again, I am a GOD now.
G
O
D

G O D

I am scared of myself! serious, the way I own is just nightmarish!!! **tremble**

How mature..

<font color="skyblue"> 250, if you are REALY that good, and REALY scared if yourself, try to act like it. Your first few posts were believable, but since you have been dubbed a god, ur letting iy go to ur head, and somply bragging about it.
So, at least try to ACT like u mean it. </font>

cannot you tell a joke???

<font color="firebrick"> Yes, I can tell if it is a joke, I can also see if someone other than myself is taking it too far.</font>

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by SookmaCook:
<font color="firebrick"> Yes, I can tell if it is a joke, I can also see if someone other than myself is taking it too far.</font><hr></blockquote>

stupid, you cannot tell shit

I can tell a joke if its funny,hehehe ;)

Lighten up 250

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Grand-Ranger:
I can tell a joke if its funny,hehehe ;)

Lighten up 250<hr></blockquote>

trying [img]smile.gif[/img]

<font color="lime"> Did u realy have to sear at me 250 ?? I find it insulting to be sworn at in that manner.</font>

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by 250:


stupid, you cannot tell shit<hr></blockquote>

Watch it, 250, no need to abuse people. The first few posts were funny, but abusing others just makes you sound arrogant, mate! ;)

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Memnoch:


Watch it, 250, no need to abuse people. The first few posts were funny, but abusing others just makes you sound arrogant, mate! ;) <hr></blockquote>

but I am arrogent, I thought you already know that. especially when someone come along and spoil my fun, I dont get what is HIS problem

<font color="gold"> My problem is quite simply that u took it too far, and u didnt include me!! :( I dont like being left out of it when jokes are taken too far.</font>

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by SookmaCook:
<font color="gold"> My problem is quite simply that u took it too far, and u didnt include me!! :( I dont like being left out of it when jokes are taken too far.</font><hr></blockquote>

what the HELL are you talking about????!!!!

Memnoch, see?? what is he saying???

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by SookmaCook:
<font color="gold"> My problem is quite simply that u took it too far, and u didnt include me!! :( I dont like being left out of it when jokes are taken too far.</font><hr></blockquote>

er.......sure....what the hell are you on about :eek:

you two are so kewt and very confused...

melloooowww

OK, enough of all this, ok? You all sound like preschoolers with this kind of bickering. Have some dignity! :rolleyes:

:D

I understood what SogmaCook was saying and it was about as funny as the original joke. Woops, I forgot to laugh, daaaaaaamn. :D

<font color="skyblue"> Memnoch, can u lock this thread before its taken even further out of hand than it already is ??

And even if you decide not to, im outa here. I am having nothing more to do with this thread, because noone who does have any direct involvement seems to care about the point i am trying to make. </font>

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by SookmaCook:
<font color="skyblue"> Memnoch, can u lock this thread before its taken even further out of hand than it already is ??
</font><hr></blockquote>


I won't lock it unless I have to, because I think you should ALL be mature enough to drop a subject that has no point anyway. Micromanaging people has never been my style.

Now let's see if my faith in you will be rewarded in action. ;)

sigh... I am depressed now... I am powerful beyond measure... that is my worst fear!!

Two Fitty is a potty mouth!!
Two Fitty is a potty mouth!!

*Commencing the Hirsute Hiram Dance*

~Cha cha cha
shake shake
step step
Cha cha cha
CRACK~

~Hiram sitting down now~