After many weeks, its finally here! Sorry i had to keep ya all waiting so long.
(If you haven’t read the original thread go here: http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/cg...0&t=004744&p=1

In a backwater thread on the general discussion…

Rikard:*answers the phone* Hello?
X: Greetings Mr Rikard.
Rikard: Greetings, do you have my assignment?
X: I do! Your mission, should you choose the accept it, is to prevent Memnoch, the evil tyrant, from taking over the dungeoncraft board.
Rikard: What’s my cover up?
X: You are a poor travelling Mercenary
Rikard: I AM a poor travelling mercenary!
X: Yes, excellent isn’t it?
Rikard: Wait…what was that?
X: What?
Rikard: Are you sure this line isn’t being traced?
X: Pretty sure
Rikard: I’m off anyway, just to be on the save side.
X: Very well, there is a link that will take you to Dungeoncraft just one post away.

*Suddenly the door gets bashed open and smilies come rushing in the room.
Smilie1: Freeze!
Smilie2: Hands on your head! Don’t move!

Meanwhile, downstairs.

Lord shield: Lieutenant! [img]graemlins/cool.gif[/img]
Smilie: Oh shit.
Lord shield: You have been given specific orders!
Smilie: This thread falls under my jurisdiction, you have no authority here!
Lord shield: The orders where for your protection!
Smilie: I think we can handle one spammer.
Lord shield: *walks up the stairs*
Smilie: I send two units, they are bringing him down now!
Lord shield: No lieutenant, your men are already dead.

Back upstairs.
Smilie1: Don’t move damned!
Rikard: Stay cool mate.
Smilie2: Whats that in your hand? :eek:
Rikard: Take a look!
Rikard: [img]graemlins/smilelazer.gif[/img]
Smilie2: Aaaaaaaagggggghhhhhh
Rikard: *Leaps out of the window.*
Lord Shield: There he is! After him!
Rikard:*Runs in the direction of the link and grabs his cell phone*
Rikard: What happened?
X: They cut the hard line.
X: Head for the link, it will transport you to dungeoncraft and will start the movie.
Rikard: I already am!
X: Watch out however, memnoch send his best spammer, lord shield, after you!
Rikard: Damn, I think this is too much!
X: That’s an understatement, but this isn’t mission difficult, its mission impossible!
Rikard: * Jumps into the link* [img]graemlins/abduct.gif[/img]
Smilie: Damn, we lost him!
Lord shield: Don’t worry, ill get him.
Smilie: But the link has closed!
Lord shield: A minor problem, I can assure you that mr Rikard will soon be no more.
Smilie: What are you planning?
Lord shield: Ill tell you later, the movie is starting now.

A long time agow, on a board not so far away

IRONWORKS EPISODEII: Memnoch strikes back!

AFTER THE DESTRUCTION OF CHOCS LEGIONS AND THE DISSAPEARANCE OF ZIROC, IRONWORKS IS PLUNGED INTO CHAOS.
CIVIL WAR RAGES ACROSS THE BOARDS AS THE ONCE UNITED MODERATORS EACH TRY TO CONQUER AS MUCH OF IRONWORKS AS POSSIBLE. THE NOBLE KING SAZERAC AND HIS SPAMMERS OF THE ROUND TABLE TRY TO MAINTAIN LAW AND ORDER WHILE THE EVIL LORD MEMNOCH TRYS TO TAKE THE POSITION OF WEBMASTER FOR HIMSELF. CAUGHT IN THIS CHAOS IS THE YOUNG PRINCESS LIONESS WHO, AFTER THE DEATH OF COCAPSPUD, HAS BEEN CROWNED QUEEN OF THE DUNGEONCRAFT BOARD.
MEMNOCH, SEEING ANOTHER OPPORTUNITY TO EXPEND HIS TERRITORY LAUNCHES A RAIN OF TERROR ON THE INHABITANTS OF THE SMALL BOARD. THE DESPERATE QUEEN OF DUNGEONCRAFT DECIDES TO TAKE A DRASTIC STEP TO INSURE THE FUTURE OF HER BOARD. ALSO PRESENT ON THE DUNGEONCRAFT BOARD IS THE ONCE MIGHTY SPAM MASTER RIKARD, WHO WAS BANNED FROM THE GENERAL DISCUSION AFTER THE GREAT WAR. HE NOW HIRES HIMSELF OUT AS A MERCANERY, WHO SPAMS FOR POSTS, UNAWARE OF THE GREAT ROLE HE WILL PLAY IN THE COMING CONFLICT.

We find Rikard fighting farmers in a backwater thread on the dungeoncraft board, two weeks after he left the GD.
[img]graemlins/fight.gif[/img]
Rikard:*dodges blow*
Farmer: Damn, stand still.
Rikard:*dodges another blow*
Farmer:Grrr
Rikard: *Leaps over the farmer*
Farmer:What the…
Rikard:Knocks him softly on the back of his head.
Farmer: Damn, lost again.
Rikard: Yup, my money please. Another match?
Farmer: No thanks, I just about had enough. I don’t have any money left either.
Rikard: Ah, too bad. Ill be going then.
Farmer: Wait a sec, can you teach me to spam like that?
Rikard: lol, probably not.
Farmer: But why?
Rikard: Ok then, first it takes lots of training.
Farmer: I can do that.
Rikard: Second, you must be able to become an extension of your blade.
Farmer: I think I can do that too.
Rikard: And last, you must not be afraid to be deleted.
Farmer: Eh…
Rikard: I didn’t think so, goodbye.
Rikard:*heads into the woods*
Rikard: Bah, too bad I have to waste my time training pe….*trips over a flask*
Rikard:*cough* what is this? It appears to be some kind of flask.
Memnoch: Greetings mortal!
Rikard: What is this?
Memnoch: Cant you guess, I’m a genie in a bottle and I’m granting you four wishes!
Rikard: Mmh, I thought I was only suppose to get three wishes?
Memnoch: Eh, that’s possible too.
Rikard: possible too? What kind of a genie are you?
Memnoch: Part-time I’m afraid, I’m also the warlord raiding these boards and I’m into consultant marketing as well!
Rikard: I see, now how about my four wishes?
Memnoch: Four? Didn’t you just say three?
Rikard: Well, you’re the genie here and if you say four, then four it is.
Memnoch: Sigh, very well then. What is it you desire?
Rikard: Can you make me the webmaster of ironworks?
Memnoch: Don’t push it pall!
Rikard: Ok then, first I wish for a great adventure. Second, I want to fall in love with a beautiful woman and third, please restore all my fallen comrades.
Memnoch: It is done, call me again when you decide on your last wish. *disappears*

Meanwhile, a few miles back.

Farmer: Alert! Armed forces are approaching from the soa board!
Farmer: Oh no! Its him!
Memnoch: Greetings peasants!
Farmer: Get lost memnoch, you have no authority here!
Memnoch: Silence you insolent dog! Last night, men form this village spammed on my board!
Farmer: That’s a lie!
Memnoch: The punishment for this is death! These regions have been lawless long enough! Men, CHARGE!
Farmer: Aaaaaagggghhhh, RUN FOR IT! [img]graemlins/shooter19.gif[/img]
[img]graemlins/smilelazer.gif[/img]
Memnoch: Spread the word! I rule these regions now!
Memnoch: Men, move out!

Castle Kerhelm, court of queen Lioness, dungeoncraft board, two hours later.
Seph: Your highness, Memnoch just raided another border village.
Lioness: How many casualties this time?
Seph: Fiftheen, he wants you to turn over the board to him!
Lioness: Never! But something must be done.
Seph: You’ve had another marriage proposal from Lord Sazerac, ruler of the Wizardry8, pool of RadianceII and Wizards and warriors board. Memnoch would not risk a war with him.
Lioness: Very well then, I will marry Sazerac.
Seph: Oh my child, I’m so proud of you!
Wolfgir: Eh, isn’t she a bit underage?
Seph: Nah, these are the middle ages friend, it was allowed back then.
Wolfgir: I see, I find it surprising that Sazerac would still want you after that little table dance incident at Z’s victory party.
Seph: Huh, what kind of incident?
Wolfgir: Didn’t you know? She and Jerome actually…
Lioness: …DID NOTHING AT ALL, get out wolfie! Now to the business at hand.
Seph: Be a good wolf and fetch sir Byronas, the knight Sazerac send to escort you to Tolemac, his capital.
Lioness: Excellent idea, we set out right away.

Meanwhile, on the road to wizards and warriors
Rikard: Damn genie, none of my wishes seems to have come true!
Rikard: This is what we do with worthless flasks on the GD!
Rikard: *tosses genie’s flask into the river*

*suddenly, Lioness’ convoy approaches from another road.
Rikard: What’s this? The flag of dungeoncraft? What are they doing out here?
Rikard: Oh my god, there is tree lying over the road!
Sir Byronas: The road is blocked! It must be an Ambush!
Sir Regin: Form a line! Protect the queen!

Out of nowhere, the first wave of smilies jumps the convoy!
Sir Byronas: FIRE! OPEN FIRE!
Sir Regin: Take this you freaks! [img]graemlins/shooter04.gif[/img]
Sir Barb: Yeah! I got another one! [img]graemlins/blownup.gif[/img]
Sir Byronas: They are retreating, after them!

*The brave knights break their lines, but suddenly a second wave of smilies rushed over the hill!*

Sir Byronas: Back in formation!

Drake: Sneaks up from behind a tree and snatches the queen.
Lioness: Heeeeelllllllppppppp
Drake: hehehe, I captured the queen. The master will reward me handsomely. [img]graemlins/evilhaha.gif[/img]
Lioness: Get your hands of me you filthy peasant!
Drake: *Throws her over the back of his horse and rides off*
Rikard: *Jumps out of a tree and knocks drake out of the saddle*
Drake: HEY! Get back here! Go kidnap your own queen!
Lioness: I demand that you let me off this horse immediately!
Rikard: In a second your highness.
Lioness: I do not have a second! Let me go now!
Rikard: If you insist. *helps lioness of the horse and disappears into the woods*
Lioness: About time too, eh where am I?
Lioness: Heeeelllllloooooooo, anybody out here?
Thug: Hey guys, it’s the queen!
Lioness: Uh oh.
Madman-Rogovich: This must be our lucky day! A queen to hold for ransom!
Lioness: Now, now fellows. Can’t we talk about this like civilized men?
Madman-Rogovich: Grab her!
Lioness: Here we go again, HELP!
Rikard: *Rushes out of the woods and pulls lioness on his horse*
Rikard: Surprised?
Lioness: Not you *again*.
Rikard: Yup, I saved your life twice In one hour.
Lioness: Can you please return me to my escort?
Rikard: I have a much better plan, run of with me!
Lioness: What?!
Rikard: Why not, we can get married on the GD.
Lioness: Do you know who I am, I am the queen of Dungeoncraft. On my way to marry lord Sazerac!
Rikard: So?
Lioness: Just return me to my escort please.
Rikard: What a day, first I save a queen from an ambush, then I fall in love with her.
Rikard: Wait a sec, Great adventure + beautiful queen= two wishes that came true.
Rikard: That damn genie did what I asked after all, but then…
Rikard: Jumps of his horse and starts running towards the river.
Lioness: Hey! Where are you going?
Rikard: Your convoy is just around the corner, I’m off flask-diving.
Lioness: Huh?
Rikard: Dives in the river.
Lioness: Strange guy, strange but charming.
Sir Byronas: Look guys, there is the queen! Your highness, over here!

Will lioness ever reach castle Tolemac? And will Rikard ever recover the flask? And how about memnoch?
Be sure to watch the next episode of: Ironworks the movie

[ 11-21-2001: Message edited by: Dreamer128 ]</p>

[img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
LOL! Way 2 go Dreamer :D

Maybe you should put a "Warning: Comedy inside." sticker on this thread Velkyn! LOLOLOL! Good one! [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

It's posts like IW: The Movie and it's sequel that help make IW unique!

[ 11-21-2001: Message edited by: Neb ]</p>

Yahooo!
We are finally up and running!
Great work, Dreamer! [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

see ya!

*Welcome Wagon rolls up*
ROTFL! Dreamer, this was hilarious! Of course, you know I'm Choc's number one fan, right? LOLOL.... And Memsy, taking over the world.. well that's par for the course! HAHAHAHA! Naturally, I'd have to zap him, being the Storm Queen of Ironworks and all, but hey, he's used to being zapped! Or was that 'slapped'.... *ponders the difference and grins* [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

I'm surprised Azure Wolf hasn't tried to take over yet! Must be busy in his new Hamlet! [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] I think I'll bribe Choc with some catnip mice and Fancy Feast. As for the evil Rikard and Memnoch...hmm... think catnip works on magic wielders and genies? [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]

CB

This thread just gets weirder and weirder. Nice one Dreamer128!

ROFLMAO [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh3.gif[/img] :evillaugh1: :evillaugh2: I love it! [img]smile.gif[/img] The evil Memnoch, taking over the world... *insert laughing smiley here*

At least it isn't named "Attack of the Clones"... :D

Great Dreamer128! You liked very much "Lancelot:the first Knight".

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Sir Byronas:
Great Dreamer128! You liked very much "Lancelot:the first Knight".<hr></blockquote>hehehe, I confess. Thats one of my favorite movies as well as my main inspiration.

Smilie: I send two units, they are bringing him down now!
Lord shield: No lieutenant, your men are already dead.


What was that from? It sounds SO familiar but I can't recall the movie :confused:

:D comic relief :D you done good son [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Legolas:
Smilie: I send two units, they are bringing him down now!
Lord shield: No lieutenant, your men are already dead.


What was that from? It sounds SO familiar but I can't recall the movie :confused: <hr></blockquote>
The matrix, scene one.

That was the name pushing to the fore in my head, only I couldn't place the scene, which got me thinking about Predator, some Arnie movies and the FF film.

Matrix. Good movie, seen it twice (and not even on tv as a rerun like most other movies I've seen more than once [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] )

Lol dreamer! Did you that just come to you one day? How'd you think all that up?

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Redblueflare:
Lol dreamer! Did you that just come to you one day? How'd you think all that up?<hr></blockquote>Just making it up along the way.Im glad you all like it.

LOL OMG your good Dreamer128. I mean it, you have a nice talent. so ofcours this story gets 3 thumbs up. er I mean 2 ;)

very entertaining (calls for applause)
good luck on the next episode
[img]graemlins/thewave.gif[/img]

WAY TO GO!!!!!

when comes number three!!!????? [img]graemlins/choc2.gif[/img]

Number three? Lets just wait until we've seen all of number two first (It'll continue right after those important messages)

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Legolas:
Number three? Lets just wait until we've seen all of number two first (It'll continue right after those important messages)<hr></blockquote>
Sorry its taking so long, im having a bit of a time shortage here and making these story's takes longer then you think.

No problem Mufasa! Take all the time you need [img]smile.gif[/img]

LOL, I'm waiting for the next one, keep it coming [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

bbbbbbbbbbbbbuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmbbbb bbbbbbbbbb


see ya!

LMAO!!! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] OMG... :rolleyes: tabledancin, i could kill you... :D

*bump*

Bump! And again bump!

Castle Tolemac, Wizards and Warriors board.

Lioness: [img]graemlins/tong33.gif[/img]
Sazerac: My queen, welcome to Wizards and Warriors. I’ve heard you ran into some trouble along the way?
Lioness: Thanks you M’lord, we indeed got ambushed by Memnochs forces, though my brave escort defended me well.
Sazerac: Elif, please show lioness her room. Byronas, with me please.
Byronas: Yes m’lord.
Sazerac: How could you allow this happen?
Byronas: We couldn’t possible have known there would be a second wave. Those smilies were being butchered, how could there comrades watch them being slaughtered?
Sazerac: Memnoch doesn’t care how many of his smilies get deleted, he just wants to win.
Byronas: I won’t make the same mistake again sire.
Sazerac: I know you wont. Come, we’ll deal with memnoch another day. Now, its time so celebrate Lioness’ arrival.

Meanwhile, a few miles down the road. Rikard comes crawling out of the river, covered with mud.
Rikard: Cough, disgusting. But at least I have the flask back.
Rikard: Now, what shall I wish for? Oh, it doesn’t matter. I just have to see lioness again.
Rikard: I see her every time I close my eyes, [img]graemlins/hurura.gif[/img] . I have to get her back.
Rikard: Taxi!
Adam Warlock: Where too?
Rikard: The Wizards and Warriors please.
Adam Warlock: Okaaaaaay

While castle Tolemac is celebrating, a dark figure attempts to gain access to the queens room.
Drake: hehehe, those fools will never suspect that we’ll kidnap the queen here.
Sir Exxon: You there, what are doing near that window?
Drake: Eh, pizza delivery. The queen wanted me to take it straight to her room.
Sir Exxon: Ok, if that’s what she said. Let me help you with that window.
Drake: Thanks allot officer, ill be sure to mention how helpful you’ve been.
Sir Exxon: No problem, should you spot any suspicious characters sneaking around here. Please report them too me.
Drake: Will do, though I really should going now. Don’t want to keep the queen waiting. She’ll be really upset if she gets a cold pizza.
Sir Exxon: Yeah, I can imagine that. Move along.
Drake: Sure thing
Sir Barb: Hold it! Who are you?
Sir Exxon: Pizza delivery sir, everything is fine.
Sir Barb: Really? Where is his Pizza then?
Drake: Oh..I… eh, must have left it in the car. Ill go fetch it right away. Cya later guys.
Sir Barb: Stop!
Drake: Yes?
Sir Barb: These are the middle ages, cars haven’t been invented yet. Neither have pizza’s for that matter.
Drake: Uh oh
Drake: [img]graemlins/grabblue.gif[/img]
Sir Exxon: What was that?
Sir Barb: Our new auto-removal function, very handy.
Sir Exxon: What will happen to him?
Sir Barb: He will be dropped outside the palace gates, near some of our friends.

Barb: [img]graemlins/redbite.gif[/img]

The next morning

Adam Warlock: [img]graemlins/rant.gif[/img] ..And after I won the first prize in the IW magic competition I was so bored with being the almighty overlord and ruling ironworks and all that I decided to become a taxi driver.
Rikard: [img]graemlins/sleep3.gif[/img] Zzzzzz
Adam Warlock: Interesting isn’t it, I was heading to Wizards and Warriors anyway. The king has organised a tournament, the person that pulls of the most impressive stunt, gets to kiss the queen.
Rikard:zzzzzz..huh WHAT?!
Adam Warlock: Yup, and I intend to win it. *hands rikard a piece of paper*
Adam Warlock: All I have to do I say the words in the right order and a nice kitty will appear, the kings favourite animal.
Rikard: Mmh, what would happen if someone were the change the order?
Adam Warlock: I dunno, I guess something else would be summoned then.
Rikard: *grabs pen* thanks, that’s all I wanted to know.
Adam Warlock: Here we are, Castle Tolemac. Since you are my first customer in three months, the ride is free.
Rikard: Thanks a lot, looks like the contest has already begon. Better get up there quickly.
Adam Warlock: I will, ill see ya afterwards.
Rikard: Sure….
[img]graemlins/lamb.gif[/img]
Elif: Very nice, NEXT!
Adam Warlock: Oh boy, my turn.
Adam Warlock: All I need to do is say these words in this order, wait someone has written something under it.
Adam Warlock: The order above is wrong, please use the following words. Mmh, very well then.
Adam Warlock: Hocus pocus I want to dyus.
Adam Warlock: [img]graemlins/wizardtrouble.gif[/img]
Elif: Oh, such a nasty accident. Please sent someone up to clean up the mess. Anyone else?
Rikard: Yes, me.
Elif: What could a lowlife bum like you possible do that could impress the king?
Rikard: Ill show you, step a bit closer please.
Elif: Like this?
Rikard: No, even closer.
Elif: Like this?
Rikard: Perfect! Don’t move.
[img]graemlins/fart.gif[/img]
Elif:*Cough* We have a winer.
Crowd: Hurrah! [img]graemlins/thewave.gif[/img]
Sazerac: Splendid! Come here and collect your reward, a kiss from the queen.
Rikard: *whispers* I wont kiss you unless you ask me to.
Lioness: I never will.
Rikard: *louder* I wont kiss the queen, I only have one hart to lose.
Crowd: Hurrah! [img]graemlins/thewave.gif[/img]
Sazerac: You are a strange young man Rikard. I have an offer for you if your willing to hear it?
Rikard: Shoot.
Sazerac: Why don’t you stay here, I could use a spammer with your talents? [img]graemlins/deal.gif[/img]
Rikard: M’lord, I cannot be bound to one place. I will depart tomorrow.
Sazerac: Very well then, he will depart tomorrow!
Crowd: Hurrah! [img]graemlins/thewave.gif[/img]
Sazerac: That’s not a good thing!
Crowd: Oh.. . Buuuuuuuh!
But what the good king Sazerac doesn’t know, is that Memnoch, the Tyrant of Baldurs Gate already has another evil plan ready to capture both the queen and dungeoncraft. Do you want to know more? Be sure to watch the next episode of IRONWORKS THE MOVIE.

Well made Dreamer! [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

LOL Seen a rerun?
Too bad the commercials have started again ;)

LOL LOL LOL love it! [img]smile.gif[/img] [img]smile.gif[/img] I'm glad you take the time to do this! [img]smile.gif[/img]

Love it, too!
Thank you, Dreamer, for writing it - you make us laugh, and good laugh always makes a life look better ;)
Surely you have a talent - and perfect sense of humor, of course!
Hope to see more of the story [img]smile.gif[/img]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Tananda:
Love it, too!
Thank you, Dreamer, for writing it - you make us laugh, and good laugh always makes a life look better ;)
Surely you have a talent - and perfect sense of humor, of course!
Hope to see more of the story [img]smile.gif[/img] <hr></blockquote>

Ditto!

Perfect Dreamer128. I can't wait for the next!

Bump for more to see it!

[img]graemlins/wow.gif[/img] Dreamer - that's AWESOME!!!! Great job! [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

I can't wait for the next installment...

*eagerly awaits continuation with bated breath.....baited with catnip, actually....here kitty, kitty, kitty.....*

[img]graemlins/choc3.gif[/img] and his companions [img]graemlins/kitty1.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/kitty2.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/kitty3.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/kitty4.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/kitty5.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/kitty6.gif[/img]

o wow!!!!

how much time did you spend on this this time???

I'ts great fun and i like it very much!!!!

Well, my school decided this week would be fine to suprise us with another few test. So im afraid you'll have to wait a little longer :(

[img]redface.gif[/img] did Barb eat me?? LOL I never thought I'd go like that.

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Drake:
[img]redface.gif[/img] did Barb eat me?? LOL I never thought I'd go like that.<hr></blockquote>
Don't worry, you'll be back. Bwahahahaha

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Dreamer128:

Don't worry, you'll be back. Bwahahahaha<hr></blockquote>

oh Cooouul :D