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Legolas 12-01-2001 03:39 PM

When I woke up this morning and watched the television for a while, I thought it would be nice to see Monty Python and the Holy Grail again. Then I checked tonight's movies and what do you know?

BBC2, 22:25. I'm so going to enjoy myself tonight [img]graemlins/1popcorn.gif[/img]

[img]graemlins/yippee.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/yaya.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/jumpclap.gif[/img]


Just to let you know, so you don't forget ;)


Plus, of course, for those who can't make it, a nice little rabbit scene ;)

GALAHAD: Let us taunt it! It may become so cross that it will make a mistake.
ARTHUR: Like what?
GALAHAD: Well... ooh.
LAUNCELOT: Have we got bows?
ARTHUR: No.
LAUNCELOT: We have the Holy Hand Grenade.
ARTHUR: Yes, of course! The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch! 'Tis one of the sacred relics Brother Maynard carries with him! Brother Maynard! Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade!
MONKS: [chanting] Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem.
ARTHUR: How does it, um-- how does it work?
LAUNCELOT: I know not, my liege.
ARTHUR: Consult the Book of Armaments!
BROTHER MAYNARD: Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one.
SECOND BROTHER: And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--
MAYNARD: Skip a bit, Brother.
SECOND BROTHER: And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
MAYNARD: Amen.
KNIGHTS: Amen.
ARTHUR: Right! One!... Two!... Five!
GALAHAD: Three, sir!
ARTHUR: Three!
[angels sing]
[boom]

Great scene, I'm having fun already :D

Talthyr Malkaviel 12-01-2001 03:43 PM

YES!!!!!!!!!!
Thank you so very very much!!!!!!
I had no idea until now, and if I had missed it I would've been mighty pissed off!!
One of my favourite scenes is with the black knight.
Great film that.

Barb 12-01-2001 03:43 PM

What time is that in GMT?

Staralfur 12-01-2001 03:46 PM

<H1>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOUR?</H1>

Fantastic, I was looking for something relaxing to do this evening, after last nights exploits. Thanks for the info.

Barb - look here

Theres also a documentary on before, starting at 9:15

Sir ReGiN 12-01-2001 03:46 PM

Barb, I think england and Nederlands are inthe same time-zone..

Sir ReGiN 12-01-2001 03:48 PM

Oh ,and how many of you agree when I say that "The holy grail" have the coolest ending of all movies?

Barb 12-01-2001 03:50 PM

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Sir ReGiN:
Barb, I think england and Nederlands are inthe same time-zone..<hr></blockquote>

No they don't Sir ReGin

Campino 12-01-2001 03:51 PM

Love that movie!I really like the scene with the deadly rabbit!
Rotflmao already.And at 22.15 there's i love monthy python,must be fun too.

In Great Britain,it's 1 hour earlier than here in Holland Barb

Barb 12-01-2001 03:56 PM

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Campino:
Love that movie!I really like the scene with the deadly rabbit!
Rotflmao already.And at 22.15 there's i love monthy python,must be fun too.

In Great Britain,it's 1 hour earlier than here in Holland Barb
<hr></blockquote>

Ohh, thanks Campino.

Legolas 12-01-2001 03:57 PM

Yes, tehre's a 1 hour difference. But 22:25 is the british time. That's 23:25 for you people in the Netherlands, Denmark, Germany and so on. I think. Because if it's 22:25 in the Netherlands and I tell myself I'm sure it's 23:25 I'll miss it and be really depressed for teh rest of the week [img]smile.gif[/img]

Yes, a great ending indeed (and even the credits are fun to watch :D ) [img]graemlins/1popcorn.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/1popcorn.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/1popcorn.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/1popcorn.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/1popcorn.gif[/img]

Sir ReGiN 12-01-2001 03:59 PM

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Barb:


No they don't Sir ReGin
<hr></blockquote>

'Course they aren't..sorry about that [img]smile.gif[/img]
Just dismiss them as the ramblings of a mn in desprate need of coffee [img]tongue.gif[/img]

250 12-01-2001 04:00 PM

OMG, this hilarious!!!!

Campino 12-01-2001 04:00 PM

BTW,

Legolas says it starts 22.25.Here in Holland,it starts 23.25,so in the UK,it's 22.25.Just so everyone knows,and have fun!

I certainly will [img]smile.gif[/img]

Okay,Read before you write,campino [img]smile.gif[/img]

Morgan_Corbesant 12-01-2001 04:53 PM

im lucky, i own that movie. i just watched it two days ago, i found it in a box of crap i was gonna throw out. the moral, look before you toss.


"there are some who would call me..........TIM!?

Dresdan 12-01-2001 05:31 PM

ok what time is that in Michigan, and how the hell do I get BBC2

Legolas 12-01-2001 07:05 PM

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Morgan_Corbesant:
"there are some who would call me..........TIM!?<hr></blockquote>


LOL that was a good one. And 'Blue... No! ehr... yellow! AAAArghh!' [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

I completely forgot about the musical knights of Camelot. I think that's my new favourite scene until the next time I watch it :D


I have no idea if you can recieve BBC2 in Michigan. In any case, you're too late now :(

Campino 12-01-2001 07:09 PM

<font color="aquamarine"><h2>the knights who say nie was great too!</h2></font>

<marquee>learned something new tonight,have to try</marquee>

Staralfur 12-01-2001 07:09 PM

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Legolas:


I completely forgot about the musical knights of Camelot. I think that's my new favourite scene until the next time I watch it :D

<hr></blockquote>


I love the 'I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries' bit and the 'It's only a flesh wound. What? I've cut your arm off'. Also the scene......
continues to quote most of the scenes in the film - It's not like I've seen it much :

Barry the Sprout 12-01-2001 07:10 PM

"On second thoughts, lets not go to Camelot. Tis a silly place!"

Very, very, funny.

SixOfSpades 12-02-2001 04:25 AM

LEGOLAND (or somebody affiliated with them) has made a bunch of short videos, including the Camelot Song, as performed by Lego people. I've got it saved to my hard drive, whoopee!

For those of you that play (or played) Diablo, PlanetDiablo.com has a Wacky Items database, some freaky funny items written up by fans for a laugh. They'd stopped updating the Database by the time I found it, but I sent this in anyway:

French Studded Leather of Taunting

AC: 15 (+200% armor against Daffy English Knnnnnnnigits)
+3 to Hurl Cow ability (Barbarian only)
Enemy has 80% chance to Run Away!
-2 to Knees-bent, Running-about, Advancing behavior
+1 to Outrageous Accent

Sir ReGiN 12-02-2001 04:30 AM

LOL!! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
And their beatiful horses.. :D

Lucre 12-02-2001 05:08 AM

What about this:
"We want a... SHRUBBERY!"
Arthur returns with the shrubbery,
"We are no longer the knights who say Nie! We are the Knights who say: (somehting which is to long to rememebr endeing in ptangptangptang)! We demand another... SHRUBBERY! But make sure this one is higher than the other so you get a leveled effect and a little path running thought the middle"

<font size=7> IT! </font>

Barb 12-02-2001 05:43 AM

I watched it and loved it. Especcially the 'Brave Sir Robin song'. That cracked me up!!! [img]graemlins/thewave.gif[/img]

Grojlach 12-02-2001 09:06 AM

Saw it last night as well, more by accident than anything else though. Was just zapping a little and ended up on BBC2, with a special Monty Python night. Very nice! Interesting documentaries and of course MP & the Holy Grail. Been a while since I saw it. ;)


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