People call me lots of things, but the one that really bugs me is being called uncordinated. Just because I rode a bike off of a 7ft cliff doesn't mean anything. I fell in the grass nearly hitting my face on the pavement. And when I fell off the scooter with the bottle in my pocket and sliced my leg, (got me 17 stiches) it wasn't my uncordination. I'm a very cordinated person, but only when I want to be! :cool:

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Tenk:
People call me lots of things, but the one that really bugs me is being called uncordinated. Just because I rode a bike off of a 7ft cliff doesn't mean anything. I fell in the grass nearly hitting my face on the pavement. And when I fell off the scooter with the bottle in my pocket and sliced my leg, (got me 17 stiches) it wasn't my uncordination. I'm a very cordinated person, but only when I want to be! :cool: <hr></blockquote>

Hey, I'm lucky if I can clap my hands together without missing most days. ;)

I am very coordinated until you get me into aerobics class where I resemble a white girl on "Soul Train" ;)
I had no idea that giving up ballet for 16 years combined with tearing ligaments in one of my legs & feet could have such an effect!
I never get embarassed when I get out of step or get lost though...as funny as I look at times, there are others who make me look good...football player-type guys. :D We all stand together in the back row so no one can see us from behind...nevermind that there are mirrors on all the walls! ;)

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Tenk:
People call me lots of things, but the one that really bugs me is being called uncordinated. Just because I rode a bike off of a 7ft cliff doesn't mean anything. I fell in the grass nearly hitting my face on the pavement. And when I fell off the scooter with the bottle in my pocket and sliced my leg, (got me 17 stiches) it wasn't my uncordination. I'm a very cordinated person, but only when I want to be! :cool: <hr></blockquote>

Sounds almost like me... my circulatory system isn't the best. On a bad day, I have trouble standing without holding onto anything, never to mention walking in a straight line... :1dizzy:

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Kaz:
never to mention walking in a straight line... :1dizzy:<hr></blockquote>

I have this problem too, only after a few pints.... ;)

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Arledrian:


I have this problem too, only after a few pints.... ;) <hr></blockquote>

I've never drunk alcohol. Trust me this is my normal condition :(

So the uncoordinated Mario has spoken... Yes, Jaros you are uncoordinated, and no I am not. Oh and you can't spell either. ;)

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Moni:
I am very coordinated until you get me into aerobics class where I resemble a white girl on "Soul Train" ;)
;) <hr></blockquote>

I have this problem too but it has more to do with not being able to keep my eyes of of the women then with anything else :D .

Fully co-ordinated: Navy nightie and pale blue dressing-gown..... OH! That wasn't what you meant was it? :D

I'm with Moni on this one... back row and ignore the mirrors!

Well, I am VERY coordinated...

I can walk, talk and chew bubble gum all at the same time. And without choking on the gum, biting my tongue or stumbling.

So there. [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Coordinated? Me? Hah! I've managed to get SO many bumps, bruises, scratches and cuts from the lack of control I have over where my arms and legs seem to be moving off to, though a lot of it has something to do with partially drifting off to sleep no matter what I'm doing, almost.

Jaros you idiot! LOL, thats worse than my topic about tacos, when did you do this anyways? Wasnt i with you at your house when you did this... maybe im wrong about that. I did kind have to kick you out... but anyways *listens to the stupid sound recorder play its music repeatedly*... did you save that?!?! [img]tongue.gif[/img] :confused:

...........when I'm invited to houses.....I tend to sit very still. It's like being like a tree - hands flaying about, stiff as hell and one wrong move - "CRASH!"

Well I have really quick reflexes, but probably not the most coordinated LOL. I think it's because I just move too fast. I get an idea in my head and just "go", so find myself stubbing toes, knocking my knees against things, etc.

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by ladyzekke:
Well I have really quick reflexes, but probably not the most coordinated LOL. I think it's because I just move too fast. I get an idea in my head and just "go", so find myself stubbing toes, knocking my knees against things, etc.<hr></blockquote>

Learn from your sig, i would say :D

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Tenk:
People call me lots of things, but the one that really bugs me is being called uncordinated. Just because I rode a bike off of a 7ft cliff doesn't mean anything. I fell in the grass nearly hitting my face on the pavement. And when I fell off the scooter with the bottle in my pocket and sliced my leg, (got me 17 stiches) it wasn't my uncordination. I'm a very cordinated person, but only when I want to be! :cool: <hr></blockquote>

MHWUA HA HA HA HA AHHA!!! Comeon Tenk *erm* Jaros why didnt you include ME in this *gives a grin* *starts laughing* *cough* When i had stopped the hill when we were riding bikes and you looked at me wondering why I stopped... I guess you know why I stopped don't you... *falls out of chair with an evil grin... then bursts out laughing until he couldn't breath no more* If anybody else coordinated was there, they would of done the same thing as me!
MHWUA HA HA HA HA HA AHHA!!!

:D

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Tenk:
People call me lots of things, but the one that really bugs me is being called uncordinated. Just because I rode a bike off of a 7ft cliff doesn't mean anything. I fell in the grass nearly hitting my face on the pavement. And when I fell off the scooter with the bottle in my pocket and sliced my leg, (got me 17 stiches) it wasn't my uncordination. I'm a very cordinated person, but only when I want to be! :cool: <hr></blockquote>

I've done things like that! Rode my daughter's new bike far too fast and couldn't corner in time, went up kerb and crashed into wooden fence. Kerb: +30 - Bike: -30. Fence: +5 - Bike: -5. Pavement: +6 - Fljotsdale: -6.

Fell out of car on motorway. Road: +20 - Fljotsdale: -20

And don't tell me the figures are illogical - I don't care! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Fljotsdale:


I've done things like that! Rode my daughter's new bike far too fast and couldn't corner in time, went up kerb and crashed into wooden fence. Kerb: +30 - Bike: -30. Fence: +5 - Bike: -5. Pavement: +6 - Fljotsdale: -6.

Fell out of car on motorway. Road: +20 - Fljotsdale: -20

And don't tell me the figures are illogical - I don't care! [img]tongue.gif[/img] <hr></blockquote>
Ummmm... well interesting, must have had a lot of fun riding your daughters *starts to laugh* bike... If I had a daughter I would never do that *gives a guilty look* ... well ok your not the only one my Uncle rode my sisters bike, but thats because he's... well how would you say that properly... strange.

[img]redface.gif[/img] :D [img]tongue.gif[/img]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Fljotsdale:


I've done things like that! Rode my daughter's new bike far too fast and couldn't corner in time, went up kerb and crashed into wooden fence. Kerb: +30 - Bike: -30. Fence: +5 - Bike: -5. Pavement: +6 - Fljotsdale: -6.

Fell out of car on motorway. Road: +20 - Fljotsdale: -20

And don't tell me the figures are illogical - I don't care! [img]tongue.gif[/img] <hr></blockquote>
Ummmm... well interesting, must have had a lot of fun riding your daughters *starts to laugh* bike... If I had a daughter I would never do that *gives a guilty look* ... well ok your not the only one my Uncle rode my sisters bike, but thats because he's... well how would you say that properly... strange.

[img]redface.gif[/img] :D [img]tongue.gif[/img]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Pablo the Jester:

Ummmm... well interesting, must have had a lot of fun riding your daughters *starts to laugh* bike... If I had a daughter I would never do that *gives a guilty look* ... well ok your not the only one my Uncle rode my sisters bike, but thats because he's... well how would you say that properly... strange.

[img]redface.gif[/img] :D [img]tongue.gif[/img] <hr></blockquote>

Shsh! Don't tell anyone.... but I'm a bit strange, too! Shsh! ;)

What the... StUpId TrAfFiC *&@#$%#$@$%!!! :mad:

LOL I'm the worst! I'm always missing doorways and stubbing my toes on things. Don't laugh. It's embarrassing. And I'm always falling over at uni [img]smile.gif[/img] And stepping out of my thongs when I walk...

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Pablo the Jester:

Ummmm... well interesting, must have had a lot of fun riding your daughters *starts to laugh* bike... If I had a daughter I would never do that *gives a guilty look* ... well ok your not the only one my Uncle rode my sisters bike, but thats because he's... well how would you say that properly... strange.

[img]redface.gif[/img] :D [img]tongue.gif[/img] <hr></blockquote>

She's strange all right. That was my bike, that was!