Welcome To The ORT Building, The Last One Was Closed Because Of A Certain Few Things Causing It To Run Amok...

There Is A Map Around Here Somewhere, I'm Sure One Of Our Good Members Will Pin It Up!!1 ;)

And Remember The One Golden Rule (Which I Just Made Up!! Mwhahaha!)

The Rule: Nekked Dancing And Nuttela Are Great, As Long As Thats Where It Stops.....

Play Nice.... I Mean That Seriously.... [img]tongue.gif[/img]

*drags the map over from the previous building and nails it to a wall*

Welcome to the ORT building! This is the home of the ORT, please, make yourself at home, but stay away from floor B13, the power's gone and it's infested with monsters, floor 4 is still free and can be rented at any time, the rest of the floors are:
Roof: Pool and BBQ area.
5th: HADB Offices, access denied to all non-members.
4th: Not taken.
3rd: ORT private offices and barracks, no admittance.
2nd: ORT kitchen, food storage, library, magical items storage and computer area. No admittance without security clearance.
1st: Shared ORT/HADB area, no admittance to non-members.
Ground floor: Reception, cafeteria, restaurant and gift shop.
B1: Labs(Access Denied.)
B2: Guardian Monster Storage(Access Denied.)
B3: Cold Fusion Reactor(Access Denied.)
B4: Pipelines, Marzipan and Chocolate.
B5-B12: Empty or used for storage.
B13: Monster infested and in disrepair, we do not recommend you go there.

Also note the excellent courtyard in which there is space for a HUGE bonfire which can be useful when roasting marshmallows.

Yes, I Think That Level 4 Is Still Empty, The ORT Day-Care Center Went Belly Up After LS Turned Everyones Children Into Dark Evil Thingymabobbs

yeesh, page 2!!! I'm gonna have to bump this

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Beaumanoir:

And Remember The One Golden Rule (Which I Just Made Up!! Mwhahaha!)

The Rule: Nekked Dancing And Nuttela Are Great, As Long As Thats Where It Stops.....

<hr></blockquote>

Excuse me? Who was it that dragged me off behind the curtains, hmmmm? :D :D

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Aelia Jusa:


Excuse me? Who was it that dragged me off behind the curtains, hmmmm? :D :D <hr></blockquote>

Yes, but That Was In Good Taste!!! I Could Of Just Being playing Chess Behind There!!! :D

I Wasn't The One Who Started "Muff-Diving"!!!

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Beaumanoir:


Yes, but That Was In Good Taste!!! I Could Of Just Being playing Chess Behind There!!! :D

I Wasn't The One Who Started "Muff-Diving"!!!<hr></blockquote>

Chess, huh? No wonder I'm still so frustrated ;)

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Aelia Jusa:


Chess, huh? No wonder I'm still so frustrated ;) <hr></blockquote>

Nah, that's just because you haven't responded to my email yet [img]smile.gif[/img] .

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Neb:


Nah, that's just because you haven't responded to my email yet [img]smile.gif[/img] .<hr></blockquote>

No that's why YOU'RE so frustrated [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Aelia Jusa:


No that's why YOU'RE so frustrated [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] <hr></blockquote>

Then relieve some of my frustration and send me an email, please.

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Neb:


Then relieve some of my frustration and send me an email, please.<hr></blockquote>

Just did, dearest [img]smile.gif[/img] Btw I think you wanted to chat a couple of nights ago but I didn't respond? That wasn't me, it was my brother. I can't believe he didn't just say hey she's not here, just exited MSN. Rude bugger. But hang on, he wouldn't have logged on, how does that work? Shouldn't you have to sign in before it says you're there?

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Aelia Jusa:


Just did, dearest [img]smile.gif[/img] Btw I think you wanted to chat a couple of nights ago but I didn't respond? That wasn't me, it was my brother. I can't believe he didn't just say hey she's not here, just exited MSN. Rude bugger. But hang on, he wouldn't have logged on, how does that work? Shouldn't you have to sign in before it says you're there?<hr></blockquote>

Often it starts up when you turn on your computer, at least mine does, and I just returned your email by the way.

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Neb:


Often it starts up when you turn on your computer, at least mine does, and I just returned your email by the way.<hr></blockquote>

Neb, you're such a sweetie [img]smile.gif[/img] (((hugs))) And don't worry, it'll come good (did you see I said I was TWELVE? Not a lot happens as that age, you know ;) )

Chess? no wonder you were walking funny - that must be where you kept the pieces

~Takes Aelia behind the curtain~

I have a scrabble board on me. Honest! :D :D :D

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Lord Shield:
Chess? no wonder you were walking funny - that must be where you kept the pieces

~Takes Aelia behind the curtain~

I have a scrabble board on me. Honest! :D :D :D <hr></blockquote>

Oooohh! My Lord, what a big... letter rack you've got :D :D :D

Thank you, m'dear - but it's not the size of the rack, it's how you use your letters

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Beaumanoir:
Yes, but That Was In Good Taste!!! I Could Of Just Being playing Chess Behind There!!!

I Wasn't The One Who Started "Muff-Diving"!!!
<hr></blockquote>

[img]tongue.gif[/img] Binky will approve of nekkidness only if he is on the receiving end himself, right? :D ;)


<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Lord Shield:

~Takes Aelia behind the curtain~

I have a scrabble board on me. Honest!<hr></blockquote>

*is tempted to cast Improved Sagginess on Aelia, but remembers who's the real perpetrator and casts it on Lord Shield instead - and no corny immunities or avatars to get you out of this one* [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]

*comes back after a day, dispels the sagging and drags LS off to teach her <font color="hotpink">Scrabble</font>*
;)

Oh that's typical, Mel. When I start throwing sagginess around cause DM steals Davros, you make a fuss, but it's okay for you [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Edit: *Looks down at self* No, everything seems as perky as ever... *reads Mel's message again* Oops, thought you saggified me. Okay, all is forgiven ;) :D

[ 11-04-2001: Message edited by: Aelia Jusa ]</p>

Aelia??? You still here??? Is Melusine??? I think we have a request from the audience! :D

P.S. - Sorry about Davros, sweetie. I'll never do that again. *crosses fingers* ;)

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Aelia Jusa:


Neb, you're such a sweetie [img]smile.gif[/img] (((hugs))) And don't worry, it'll come good (did you see I said I was TWELVE? Not a lot happens as that age, you know ;) )<hr></blockquote>


You're 12 Eh?? Jolly Good! I'm Also In The Prime Of My "Switching From Kids To Teens" [img]tongue.gif[/img]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Melusine:


*is tempted to cast Improved Sagginess on Aelia, but remembers who's the real perpetrator and casts it on Lord Shield instead - and no corny immunities or avatars to get you out of this one* [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]

*comes back after a day, dispels the sagging and drags LS off to teach her <font color="hotpink">Scrabble</font>*
;) <hr></blockquote>

sorry honey - I must remember not to corrupt the youngsters here

I shall indeed do *cough* scrabble *cough* with you and, dare I say, some Monopoly (you have to do WHAT each time you pass Go? :D :D :D )

Lol, this seems like an interesting place... guess I'll just stay here for a bit. ^_^ Oh, and stop by LS's Bar sometime, getitng a bit slow around there.

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Beaumanoir:



You're 12 Eh?? Jolly Good! I'm Also In The Prime Of My "Switching From Kids To Teens" [img]tongue.gif[/img] <hr></blockquote>

Err, not anymore ;) The operative word here is WAS. I'm 20, sweetie [img]smile.gif[/img]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Skydracgrrl:
Lol, this seems like an interesting place... guess I'll just stay here for a bit. ^_^ Oh, and stop by LS's Bar sometime, getitng a bit slow around there.<hr></blockquote>

Hmmm - I don't recall initiating this one into the ORT... we shall have to call a meeting and decide whether she can stay or we feed her to the marshmallow monsters.... [img]tongue.gif[/img] :D

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Skydracgrrl:
Lol, this seems like an interesting place... guess I'll just stay here for a bit. ^_^ Oh, and stop by LS's Bar sometime, getitng a bit slow around there.<hr></blockquote>

What's this? Fresh meat? *casts disintigrate clothes on Skydracgrrl* Hee hee! [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] Okay, no you're ready to join the frolic!

ooh! [img]redface.gif[/img]

I shall watch with extreme interest

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Lord Shield:
ooh! [img]redface.gif[/img]

I shall watch with extreme interest<hr></blockquote>

*points to a sign on the wall which says: No naughtyness.* Make sure you keep it at watching LS.

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Neb:


*points to a sign on the wall which says: No naughtyness.* Make sure you keep it at watching LS.<hr></blockquote>


Hmm - that is the wisest thing I've heard all day... *shakes head in exasperation*

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Neb:


*points to a sign on the wall which says: No naughtyness.* Make sure you keep it at watching LS.<hr></blockquote>

oh dear oh dear. you just don't learn, my apprentice :D :D :D ;)

~slams Neb's head into sign until both his head and the sign are unrecognisable~

I'm in the mood for some more naked dancing now [img]smile.gif[/img]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Lord Shield:

~slams Neb's head into sign until both his head and the sign are unrecognisable~

I'm in the mood for some more naked dancing now [img]smile.gif[/img] <hr></blockquote>

Then dance, cause I'm in the mood to see some [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]

And leave Nebulations alone :mad:

(Grrrr. First I have too many images. Then flood control. Grrrr)

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Lord Shield:


oh dear oh dear. you just don't learn, my apprentice :D :D :D ;)

~slams Neb's head into sign until both his head and the sign are unrecognisable~

I'm in the mood for some more naked dancing now [img]smile.gif[/img] <hr></blockquote>

*Squashes LS until he fills about the same amount of space as a bottlecap*

LS doesn't squash. Neb's life force tastes good though

~throws off clothes and does nude dancing on tabletop to musical sounds of gnawing bones :D

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Lord Shield:
LS doesn't squash. Neb's life force tastes good though

~throws off clothes and does nude dancing on tabletop to musical sounds of gnawing bones :D <hr></blockquote>

Eek!! :eek:
Hey you! Do you have a permit for that? No, you don't or we of the Disrobed Dancing Division would know about it.
Only the DDD members are allowed to dance nekkid (and let's not even begin about NUDE dancing) or our esteemed fellow Toad Davros will get a seizure. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Melusine:


Eek!! :eek:
Hey you! Do you have a permit for that? No, you don't or we of the Disrobed Dancing Division would know about it.
Only the DDD members are allowed to dance nekkid (and let's not even begin about NUDE dancing) or our esteemed fellow Toad Davros will get a seizure. [img]tongue.gif[/img] <hr></blockquote>

tough titties :D :D :D :D

~dance dance dance dance dance dance dance dance dance dance dance dance dance ~

Davros just doesn't like it because his dancing sucks, so there ;)

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Lord Shield:
~throws off clothes and does nude dancing on tabletop to musical sounds of gnawing bones :D <hr></blockquote>

Aiiiieeeee! The horror! The horror! Someone save me! *Goes blind from the optical torture* Ah, much better indeed.

(Aelia, remember to check your email.)

[ 11-04-2001: Message edited by: Neb ]</p>

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Melusine:


Eek!! :eek:
Hey you! Do you have a permit for that? No, you don't or we of the Disrobed Dancing Division would know about it.
Only the DDD members are allowed to dance nekkid (and let's not even begin about NUDE dancing) or our esteemed fellow Toad Davros will get a seizure. [img]tongue.gif[/img] <hr></blockquote>

That's true. Davros is extremely old, you know, the old ticker aint what it used to be [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]
I blame me, casting remove clothes on everyone the other day. I think it gave the male toads delusions of grandeur ;)

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Lord Shield:


tough titties :D :D :D :D

~dance dance dance dance dance dance dance dance dance dance dance dance dance ~

Davros just doesn't like it because his dancing sucks, so there ;) <hr></blockquote>

Mmmm - as Neb just demonstrated I think it's actually the rather obvious preferability of the visual pleasures induced by three sexy women's nekkid dancing over the agonising, blinding horror that is experienced at seeing a deranged, hairy chicken's nude antics on a tabletop. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
But maybe that's just me ;)

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Melusine:


Mmmm - as Neb just demonstrated I think it's actually the rather obvious preferability of the visual pleasures induced by three sexy women's nekkid dancing over the agonising, blinding horror that is experienced at seeing a deranged, hairy chicken's nude antics on a tabletop. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
But maybe that's just me ;) <hr></blockquote>

YOU'RE the hairy chicken? okay - if you say so

and look at my Sig - me not chicken now, so there :D :D :D - nor hairy [img]tongue.gif[/img]

I'm passing this message on to all of the ORT members from Beaumanoir:

"Binky is unavailable because the internet is broked"

And no, he hasn't stopped starting all words with a capital letter I just changed it because it was beginning to annoy me a bit.

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Neb:
I'm passing this message on to all of the ORT members from Beaumanoir:

"Binky is unavailable because he has no pants on"

<hr></blockquote>

What a strange message!! :D :D :D