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And this guy is leading the Western world into combat???
>
> Quotes from the new leader of the free world...
> "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
> ...George W. Bush, Jr.
>
> "Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and
> child."
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
>
> "Welcome to Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts."
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
>
> "Mars is essentially in the same orbit...Mars is somewhat the same
distance
> from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there
are
> canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is
> oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe."
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 8/11/94
>
> "The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in
this
> century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this
> century."
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/15/95
>
> "I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and
> democracy - but that could change."
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 5/22/98
>
> "One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that
one
> word is 'to be prepared'."
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 12/6/93
>
> "Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things."
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 11/30/96
>
> "I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the
> future."
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
>
> "The future will be better tomorrow."
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
>
> "We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/21/97
>
> "People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and
have
> a tremendous impact on history."
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
>
> "I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr. to Sam Donaldson, 8/17/93
>
> "We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm
> commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
>
> "Public speaking is very easy."
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr. to reporters.
>
> "I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican"
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
>
> "A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
>
> "When I have been asked who caused the riots and the killing in LA, my
> answer has been direct & simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The
rioters
> are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame.
> ...George W. Bush, Jr.
>
> "Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having
it."
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 5/20/96
>
> "We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/22/97
>
> "For NASA, space is still a high priority."
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/5/93
>
> "Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/18/95
>
> "The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that George
> Bush may or may not make."
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
>
> "We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the
> mistakes we may or may not have made."
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
>
> "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in
> our air and water that are doing it."
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
>
> "[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system."
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
>

I am in no way any kind of political extremist so I will not care about or respond to anyone who is and gets annoyed about these, its all in good fun you know.

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Also I will have nothing to do with sulpher powder and secret priesthoods so dont even try it.

And dont worry soon you shall all be part of my ever growing army of the undead.

And I voted for him. *hangs eloquent-speaking head in shame*

LOL!!! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif

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LOL, ROFL, ROFLMAO, [Insert Rudedawg's special ROFL abbreviation here.], it's hard to believe that ALL of those things are things which he has actually said.

Check out this link if your interested:

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blbushisms.htm

Mark

ROFL...http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif
Those are very entertaining!!!
Thank you for sharing them!

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Quote:

Originally posted by jabidas:
And this guy is leading the Western world into combat???
>
> Quotes from the new leader of the free world...
> "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
> ...George W. Bush, Jr.
>
> "Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and
> child."
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
>
> "Welcome to Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts."
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
>
> "Mars is essentially in the same orbit...Mars is somewhat the same
distance
> from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there
are
> canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is
> oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe."
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 8/11/94
>
> "The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in
this
> century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this
> century."
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/15/95
>
> "I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and
> democracy - but that could change."
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 5/22/98
>
> "One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that
one
> word is 'to be prepared'."
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 12/6/93
>
> "Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things."
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 11/30/96
>
> "I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the
> future."
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
>
> "The future will be better tomorrow."
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
>
> "We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/21/97
>
> "People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and
have
> a tremendous impact on history."
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
>
> "I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr. to Sam Donaldson, 8/17/93
>
> "We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm
> commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
>
> "Public speaking is very easy."
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr. to reporters.
>
> "I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican"
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
>
> "A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
>
> "When I have been asked who caused the riots and the killing in LA, my
> answer has been direct & simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The
rioters
> are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame.
> ...George W. Bush, Jr.
>
> "Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having
it."
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 5/20/96
>
> "We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/22/97
>
> "For NASA, space is still a high priority."
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/5/93
>
> "Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/18/95
>
> "The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that George
> Bush may or may not make."
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
>
> "We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the
> mistakes we may or may not have made."
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
>
> "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in
> our air and water that are doing it."
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
>
> "[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system."
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
>

I am in no way any kind of political extremist so I will not care about or respond to anyone who is and gets annoyed about these, its all in good fun you know.

Err.. he "actually" said ALL that??? My gosh... how did he ever become president? Why even? http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

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I heard somewhere that George Bush has an IQ of 80. Is it true? I mean, right now, I don't believe it but if you could verify it for me... I'm not against him (well perhaps a little http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...s/biglaugh.gif ) but I'd like to know if it's just stupidities against him or if it is true.

[This message has been edited by mitsos (edited 10-16-2001).]

Quote:

Originally posted by mitsos:
I heard somewhere that George Bush has an IQ of 80. Is it true? I mean, right now, I don't believe it but if you could verify it for me... I'm not against him (well perhaps a little http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...s/biglaugh.gif ) but I'd like to know if it's just stupidities against him or if it is true.

[This message has been edited by mitsos (edited 10-16-2001).]

There're a lot of IQ score from W Jr. 80 is the lowest one I've heard so far. The highest is about 180.

Personnaly, though I do not doubt that he's intelligent, I seriously doubt is ability to exercise judgement. In terms of intelligence power, I would give him the intelligence of a Q-tip: 2Watts.

ROFLMAO! Love 'em! The "Mars" one was very nice - we can breathe on Mars? http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/eek7.gif gee, I never knew that!

Quote:

Originally posted by Ryanamur:
There're a lot of IQ score from W Jr. 80 is the lowest one I've heard so far. The highest is about 180.

180? Oh, sure. If he had 180, he'd probably be a second Einstein! *how much IQ did Einstein have?* I mean, I don't want to insult the guy or anything, but 180 is really, really rare.

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Quote:

Originally posted by Kaz:
but 180 is really, really rare.

Don't I know it! Last time I was tested, missed it by 15! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

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Quote:

Originally posted by Kaz:
ROFLMAO! Love 'em! The "Mars" one was very nice - we can breathe on Mars? http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/eek7.gif gee, I never knew that!

180? Oh, sure. If he had 180, he'd probably be a second Einstein! *how much IQ did Einstein have?* I mean, I don't want to insult the guy or anything, but 180 is really, really rare.

My point exactly. He's a really rare individual allright... but I fear he's at the other end of the spectrum http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif Maybe it's one of those: 123 is to 321 like 081 is to ???

[This message has been edited by Ryanamur (edited 10-16-2001).]

Quote:

Originally posted by Ryanamur:
My point exactly. He's a really rare individual allright... but I fear he's at the other end of the spectrum http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif Maybe it's one of those: 123 is to 321 like 081 is to ???

[This message has been edited by Ryanamur (edited 10-16-2001).]

180

I've heard that he's got a below average intelligence too, does anyone know which one of all of his intelligence tests is the real one?

ROTFLMAO and I voted for him not all us conservatives are hard cases.
As for Pres. Bush's Intellect He holds two College Degrees!!

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I love your president!!! he is such a killer!!!!

the only guy that outsmart him is Tiamat here!! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

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Originally posted by John D Harris:
ROTFLMAO and I voted for him not all us conservatives are hard cases.
As for Pres. Bush's Intellect He holds two College Degrees!!

He holds two of them allright. Weither they are his, is another question (he HAS two hands you know).

Nice to see that such a guy can become president http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...s/rolleyes.gif.

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