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Rikard 10-25-2001 07:10 AM

<font color="acdcfc">alright you oldies out their must remember one of the most legend threads of all Evil Smiting (or EVIL SMITING AS JEROME SAYETH)
but that was in a different board then this one
That was when people weren't as picky as they are now
just think about all the flaming we did in that specific thread and the threads surrounding them
and yet we all knew that it was real
What i wonder now is
If we were to create another Evil Smiting
And we would add this <font color="green">

"This is a Rollplaying Thread, in which if you enter you WILL be flamed.
Please remember that if you are flamed WE are <font color="red">NOT</font> flaming you but the character YOU play.
This thread and the subject of this thread HAVE to stay in this thread and flaming outside this thread is not allowed and not supported by us"</font>

Do you think it's possible to make another Evil Smiting??????</font>

BTW I'm not saying I wanna restart it I'm just curious

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Legolas the Elven Archer 10-25-2001 07:15 AM

I think you won't be as succesful, but I suppose it'll work

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Sigmar 10-25-2001 07:16 AM

Yeah, I'm sure the moderators wont mind you jerkhttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif(I'm just testing my insulting abilities)

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Legolas the Elven Archer 10-25-2001 08:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sigmar:
Yeah, I'm sure the moderators wont mind you jerkhttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif(I'm just testing my insulting abilities)

'course, then you'll be getting the magi who summon 'greater insult' the whole time http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif

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Cloudbringer 10-25-2001 08:44 AM

Rikard! LOL.. if it's OBVIOUSLY in fun and not malicious, I can't see why anyone would mind! Your disclaimer is pretty good- it would be hard not to know flames were for 'imaginary' characters! Like a wussy lil' mage named Rikard! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/tongue.gif http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/tongue.gif teehee



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Byronas 10-25-2001 08:56 AM

It might work!
An Evil Smiting! http://www.freakygamers.com/smilies/.../FIREdevil.gifhttp://www.freakygamers.com/smilies/.../FIREdevil.gif

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DragonMage 10-25-2001 09:04 AM

I'm not an 'oldie' by any means, but letting you know there are newbies here who know the difference between smiting their character and insulting the person. I'd LOVE something like this. But then, I'm evil and prone to enjoying a good smiting. http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...l_laughter.gif

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Second Historian and Scribe of IW. Mother Hen of IW.
Mage extraordinair, Pin-Up Girl for the OLD-COOTS
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Hopeless Romantic *sigh*

Harkoliar 10-25-2001 09:23 AM

go ahead RIkard http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif its gonna pretty interesting with all these new members here and see how they will react http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif. its plain fun after all

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Rikard 10-25-2001 09:51 AM

<font color="acdcfc">The story of evil smiting was Jerome saying all evil should be bannished
ONLY HE DID IT IN CAPS LOCKS
and in such arrogant way we all opposed him being good or evil http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif
Larry actually turned evil to attack Jerome</font>

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Mitro Jellywadder 10-25-2001 10:05 AM

Mitro walked in and took one look at the place. He felt amazed
that people would gather to suffer. Wanting no part he turned
and opened the door to leave.

"Jerks." he said as he left.

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Just kidding. Flames for everyone. I'm in. I've been building
up a lot lately http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/noncgi/smiles/eek.gif ..gonna...http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/puke.gif

Melusine 10-25-2001 11:20 AM

OK LISTEN UP YOU PATHETIC LITTLE MAGELING! YOU AND YOUR EVIL FLAMING WAYS WILL BE UTTERLY DESTROYED AND TORN TO ITTY BITTY LITTLE PIECES BY THE SUPREME RIGHTEOUS FORCES OF MY EVIL SMITING FLAME SWORD! YES, GO ON AND WET YOURSELF, COWER IN FEAR AND FALL TO YOUR KNEES BEFORE ME, I CAN SEE YOU WANT TO! THE GREAT EVIL SMITING POWERS OF THE INFAMOUS JEROME, GREATEST OF PALADINS, HE OF THE SEVENTH CIRCLE OF INITIATES IN THE CAPSLOCK MYTERIES, SHALT SURELY STRIKE THY SORRY LITTLE SMELLY SELF DOWN AS THOU STAND'ST! BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
PREPARE FOR TOTAL ANNIHILATION OF YOU AND YOUR EVIL WAYS!!!!!!!! HARRRR!


(PS Rikje, I think you're confusing two things here - the recent concern about flaming has nothing to do with what you are talking about - like you said, in Evil Smiting, people's CHARACTERS were attacked, and it was all done in a very humourous way. What's been under attack now, however, was people's deepest feelings and opinions and everything they felt they stood for. Big difference. If anybody here would be offended by evil smiting, I'd make them eat their own boots http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...hterpurple.gif )

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Epona 10-25-2001 11:24 AM

Yay MEL!! Go for it girl!

I shalt stand with thee with great justice. and SMITE ALL EVIL FROM THIS LAND, especially EVIL NECROMANCING MAGELINGS. ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US! BOW DOWN BEFORE THE GREAT AND GOOD AND RENOUNCE THY EVIL SNIVELLING WAYS...

ooc/ will that do?

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Melusine 10-25-2001 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Epona:
Yay MEL!! Go for it girl!

I shalt stand with thee with great justice. and SMITE ALL EVIL FROM THIS LAND, especially EVIL NECROMANCING MAGELINGS. ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US! BOW DOWN BEFORE THE GREAT AND GOOD AND RENOUNCE THY EVIL SNIVELLING WAYS...

ooc/ will that do?


WHAT YOU SAY??? FOR GREAT JUSTICE? AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FOR GREAT JUSTICE INDEED! WE ARE MANY (OK ONLY TWO SO FAR - OR THREE, IF WE INCLUDE JEROME OUR FATHER AND MAKER, OUR LORD AND INSPIRATION, OUR BRIGHT AND SHINING EXAMPLE, OUR...) AHEM, AS I WAS SAYING, WE ARE MANY, AND WILL CRUSH ALL EVIL SNIVELLING (HARRRR, GOOD WORD, SNIVELLING, OH MOST ESTEEMED AND LEARNED COLLEGUE OF EVIL SMITING)*COUGH* AS I SAID, CRUSH ALL EVIL SNIVELLING PANSY NECROMANCING MAGELINGS UNDER THE RIGHTEOUS BOOTHEEL OF OUR DIVINE GOODNESS!!!!!



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High Queen of Fluffies,
Archbabe of the OHF,
LH, HADB and ORT!
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Your voice is ambrosia
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Epona 10-25-2001 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Melusine:
CRUSH ALL EVIL SNIVELLING PANSY NECROMANCING MAGELINGS UNDER THE RIGHTEOUS BOOTHEEL OF OUR DIVINE GOODNESS!!!!!


METHINKS THE EVIL NECROMANCING ONE MAY ENJOY THAT A LITTLE TOO MUCH.. THO THAT RATHER DEPENDS ON THE TYPE OF BOOTHEELS WE WILL WEAR FOR THE CRUSHING. I SUGGEST SOMETHING SHARP AND POINTY.

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Rikard 10-25-2001 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Melusine:
OK LISTEN UP YOU PATHETIC LITTLE MAGELING! YOU AND YOUR EVIL FLAMING WAYS WILL BE UTTERLY DESTROYED AND TORN TO ITTY BITTY LITTLE PIECES BY THE SUPREME RIGHTEOUS FORCES OF MY EVIL SMITING FLAME SWORD! YES, GO ON AND WET YOURSELF, COWER IN FEAR AND FALL TO YOUR KNEES BEFORE ME, I CAN SEE YOU WANT TO! THE GREAT EVIL SMITING POWERS OF THE INFAMOUS JEROME, GREATEST OF PALADINS, HE OF THE SEVENTH CIRCLE OF INITIATES IN THE CAPSLOCK MYTERIES, SHALT SURELY STRIKE THY SORRY LITTLE SMELLY SELF DOWN AS THOU STAND'ST! BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
PREPARE FOR TOTAL ANNIHILATION OF YOU AND YOUR EVIL WAYS!!!!!!!! HARRRR!


(PS Rikje, I think you're confusing two things here - the recent concern about flaming has nothing to do with what you are talking about - like you said, in Evil Smiting, people's CHARACTERS were attacked, and it was all done in a very humourous way. What's been under attack now, however, was people's deepest feelings and opinions and everything they felt they stood for. Big difference. If anybody here would be offended by evil smiting, I'd make them eat their own boots http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...hterpurple.gif )


<font color="acdcfc">
Melly luv
what i meant to say was that people should remember that difference http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/tongue.gif

Anyway this is not the thread i meant you ****'s http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/tongue.gif



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Melusine 10-25-2001 11:49 AM

*FOAMING* I WILL NOT SUFFER THY PATRONISING, DIABOLICAL USE OF IMBECILIC PET-NAMES, THOU INSOLENT SON OF A PIG-DOG, THOU WANNABE DABBLER IN MATTERS THAUMATHURGICAL, THOU HEDGE WIZZARD OF THE LOWEST RANK!!
I SHALL SMITE EVIL WHEREVER I WANT, WHENEVER I WANT, AND THOU WILT NOT STOP ME BY UTTERING THE FOUL "WRONG THREAD MELLY LUV" SPELL ON ME!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH VERY GOOD OH FELLOW MAIDEN OF GODLY ADMINISTRATIONS OF BUTTKICKING, SHARP AND POINTY WILL OUR BOOTHEELS BE, VERRRY SHARP AND VEERRRRRRRRY POINTY...MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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DragonMage 10-25-2001 11:59 AM

OCH! I CANNOT BELIEVE MINE EYES! SOMEONE HAS DARED BE NASTY TO MY FELLOW NEKKED DANCING PARTNER! THIS IS INTOLERABLE! YOU MUST PAY FOR YOUR INSOLENCE, OH MOST FOUL AND EVIL-SMELLING DEMON! I SHALL SMITE THEE WITH MY THONG OF JUSTICE WHICH NONE CAN PREVAIL AGAINST! TAKE THAT O SINISTER ONE!

NEVER FEAR! GOOD WILL PREVAIL AND ALL EVIL BANISHED FROM THE LANDS POST-HASTE, FORSOOTHE AND YAY VERILLY!

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Co-Owner/Operator of the Evil Petting Zoo and devout member of the HADB clan.
Commander of the Dragon Fleet, IW Peacekeeping Force
Sublime Sister of the Illuminati - may the Light shine forever!
Second Historian and Scribe of IW. Mother Hen of IW.
Mage extraordinair, Pin-Up Girl for the OLD-COOTS
Magey-Wagey: performer in the Nekked Dancing Trio of the ORT.

Hopeless Romantic *sigh*

Epona 10-25-2001 12:03 PM

HOORAY, OUR GOODLY SISTER IN SHARP-AND-POINTY-THONG-SLAPPING-BUTT-KICKING IS HERE TO JOIN THE HOLY FORCES OF GOOD AND RIGHTEOUSNESS.
ALL EVIL COWER BEFORE US. KISS OUR SHARP AND POINTY BOOTS OR PERISH.

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Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

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Proud winner of the 'Most Useless Post 250 Has Ever Seen' Award 2001. "I'd just like to thank my friends and family, without whom none of this would have been possible..."

Larry_OHF 10-25-2001 12:17 PM

<font color="white">WOW!!!
Jerome school graduates up in da house!!!

What Rikard said of me was true...for a few days, I broke out from the confines of goodness to be a jerome smiter! And it was fuuuuun...
Hey ! Remember the bathroom scene?http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif</font>


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DragonMage 10-25-2001 12:27 PM

YES, ALL SHALL JOIN US WITH THONGS OF JUSTICE TO SMITE THE EVIL PUTRESCENCE WHICH PERVADES THE AREA WITH ITS VERY PRESENCE! EVIL SHALL NEVER PREVAIL WHILST WE NOBLY JOUST, SLASH AND TROD UPON THE FACE THEREOF! COME GIRLS, PICK UP YOUR STICKS OF POKING AND STAB AT THE HEART OF EVIIILLL!

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Co-Owner/Operator of the Evil Petting Zoo and devout member of the HADB clan.
Commander of the Dragon Fleet, IW Peacekeeping Force
Sublime Sister of the Illuminati - may the Light shine forever!
Second Historian and Scribe of IW. Mother Hen of IW.
Mage extraordinair, Pin-Up Girl for the OLD-COOTS
Magey-Wagey: performer in the Nekked Dancing Trio of the ORT.

Hopeless Romantic *sigh*

Kaz 10-25-2001 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DragonMage:
YES, ALL SHALL JOIN US WITH THONGS OF JUSTICE TO SMITE THE EVIL PUTRESCENCE WHICH PERVADES THE AREA WITH ITS VERY PRESENCE! EVIL SHALL NEVER PREVAIL WHILST WE NOBLY JOUST, SLASH AND TROD UPON THE FACE THEREOF! COME GIRLS, PICK UP YOUR STICKS OF POKING AND STAB AT THE HEART OF EVIIILLL!

what evil?

Epona 10-25-2001 12:32 PM

RIKARD THE EVIL SNIVVELLING NECROMANCER, HIS MINIONS, AND ALL THOSE WHO DARE OPPOSE THE THONG-SNAPPING FORCES OF RIGHTEOUSNESS

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Proud winner of the 'Most Useless Post 250 Has Ever Seen' Award 2001. "I'd just like to thank my friends and family, without whom none of this would have been possible..."

Epona 10-25-2001 12:35 PM

ALTHOUGH IT DOTH SEEM THAT THE EVIL COWERING TOADIES AND LACKEYS HAVE FLED THE THREAD, OR ARE TOO WEAK-KNEED AT THE THOUGHT OF OUR SHARP AND POINTY BOOTHEELS TO COME IN AND FACE THE MUSIC.

SO SAYETH EPONA THE BARD

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Epona of The Laughing Hyenas
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Legolas the Elven Archer 10-25-2001 12:36 PM

I take it you've all seen Full Metal Jacket?
No?
Full of inspiration http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif

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and plunged burning into the heart of a great wolf-chieftain.
All the others fled. -J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings
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Cloudbringer 10-25-2001 12:42 PM

ACK! Invasion of the CAPSLOCK! RUN for you lives! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/hihi.gif
*CB stops laughing long enough to post and then goes back to being a helpless ball of hysterical laughter on the lab floor*

Thong snapping? with MINORS? egads, ladies! What IS the world coming to?! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gifhttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/tongue.gif
Oh..it's Rikard.. well, I guess it's ok.. just be sure you thwap him good..he's so EGOMANIACAL! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/tongue.gif *unleashes the powerful SPITBALL spell and Rikard is buried in spitballs made of manual pages from BG2 and W & W*

CB, smiter of smug evil egos and lover of all things Jerome-like http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif

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Larry_OHF 10-25-2001 12:54 PM

<font color="white">You self-righteous, whiny little girly-brats will never conquer the might of Master Rikard!</font>

<font color="skyblue">Larry takes out his Nightblade Katana</font>


<font color="white">Come then!
The battle is commenced!
And you are going to bleed!!</font>

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[This message has been edited by Larry_OHF (edited 10-25-2001).]

DragonMage 10-25-2001 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Larry_OHF:
<font color="white">You self-righteous, whiny little girly-brats will never conquer the might of Master Rikard!</font>

<font color="skyblue">Larry takes out his Nightblade Katana</font>


<font color="white">Come then!
The battle is commenced!
And you are going to bleed!!</font>

LOCK AND LOAD, LADIES! IT'S TIME TO ROCK AND ROLL!

I HURL MY THONG SO THAT IT ENTANGLES YOUR BLADE AND YOU CANNOT SWING IT PROPERLY. THEN WITH A FLICK, I USE SAID THONG TO FLIP YOUR KATANA OUT OF YOUR HAND AND ACROSS THE ROOM!

YOU SHALL NEVER PREVAIL VILLANOUS MINION OF FESTERING FILTH THAT CALLS HIMSELF A NECROMANCER! EVIL! VILLANY! TO ARMS LADIES!

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Co-Owner/Operator of the Evil Petting Zoo and devout member of the HADB clan.
Commander of the Dragon Fleet, IW Peacekeeping Force
Sublime Sister of the Illuminati - may the Light shine forever!
Second Historian and Scribe of IW. Mother Hen of IW.
Mage extraordinair, Pin-Up Girl for the OLD-COOTS
Magey-Wagey: performer in the Nekked Dancing Trio of the ORT.

Hopeless Romantic *sigh*

Larry_OHF 10-25-2001 01:00 PM

<font color="white">Larry decides to bring out the heavy arillery, and end this pathetic ■■■■■-cat show...</font>

<font color="lightgreen">Go get'em little girl!!!</font>

<font color="white">Larry unleashes from the bowles of hell, the most vile, sinister child of them all...Mary-beth...</font>
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[This message has been edited by Larry_OHF (edited 10-25-2001).]

Epona 10-25-2001 01:02 PM

AHA. THE GIRLYBRAT INSULT. DOES HE REALLY THINK WE WILL BE HURT BY THAT?
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzp *Epona zips up sharp-pointy heeled boot and advances toward Larry OHF*

ORDER OF THE HOLY FLAME, EH? AND WHAT IS SO HOLY ABOUT YOU? YOUR LEADER, THAT SPITBALL-COATED WARLOCK KNOWN AS RIKARDA HAS ALREADY HAD THE GOOD SENSE TO FLEE, SO I GUESS YOU WOULD BE A MINION?

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Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

Epona of The Laughing Hyenas
Proud winner of the 'Most Useless Post 250 Has Ever Seen' Award 2001. "I'd just like to thank my friends and family, without whom none of this would have been possible..."

Larry_OHF 10-25-2001 01:06 PM

<font color="white">I took jerome down...
and I can take you down, as well...

I will just wait for your PMS powers to fade away, then you shall lose...
(insert maniac's laughter here)</font>


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Diamond Ranger of the ALSB (secretarial position & Ambassador)
Father of the wicked but cute child known as MaryBeth
http://sc.communities.msn.com/tn/02/...Site/1/190.jpg
Padre de una niña bien traviosa pero guapa
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Aisukuríimu ga tabetái desu.

DragonMage 10-25-2001 01:06 PM

RELENT, PEASANT OR FACE THE WRATH OF AN ARMY OF WOMEN SPORTING THE DEADLIEST STARES IMAGINABLE AND ARMED WITH.....*dramatic music* P.M.S.! ALL FEAR THE POWERS OF PMS! TREMBLE AND QUAKE UNDER THE GLARES OF FIRE AND ICE!

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Alureth...Dragon friend of Breanna, Mage and Advisor in the Court of Lady Lioness

Co-Owner/Operator of the Evil Petting Zoo and devout member of the HADB clan.
Commander of the Dragon Fleet, IW Peacekeeping Force
Sublime Sister of the Illuminati - may the Light shine forever!
Second Historian and Scribe of IW. Mother Hen of IW.
Mage extraordinair, Pin-Up Girl for the OLD-COOTS
Magey-Wagey: performer in the Nekked Dancing Trio of the ORT.

Hopeless Romantic *sigh*

Epona 10-25-2001 01:08 PM

PMS - AH YES. THE FEEBLE EXCUSE USED BY EVERY MAN WHO EVER FACED A WOMAN'S WRATH AND LOST. JUST ACCEPT THAT YOU ARE DOOMED - IT WILL BE LESS PAINFUL FOR YOU IN THE LONG RUN. RIGHTEOUSNESS SHALL PREVAIL.

SO SAYETH EPONA THE BARD

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Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

Epona of The Laughing Hyenas
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Melusine 10-25-2001 01:08 PM

I SAY LARRY GETS THE RIKARDA TREATMENT...*INSANE LAUGHTER* OOOH YES, THAT WILL FINISH HIM QUITE NICELY!!! *WHIPS OUT HER BIG BAG (Ooooops baaaaad pun that the old troll-eaters will recognise http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif) OF THINGS GIRLY, FRILLY, SHINY AND GLOSSY. ZIPS UP KNEE-HIGH SHARPHEELED BOOTS AND KARATE-KICKS LARRY TO GROUND, THEN APPLIES LIPSTICK SHADE WICKED WINE +3, MASCARA OF BLINDING GORGEOUSNESS AND NAIL POLISH SHADE LUSCIOUS PLUM* AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH YESSSSSS, FELLOW MAIDENS OF THE SMITING BOOTHEEL, I PROUDLY PRESENT TO YOU: LARRYANA THE GORGEOUS, TWIN SISTER OF RIKARDA THE DELICIOUS! ISN'T SHE LUUUUUUUUUVERLY?? MY MASTER ARCHLICH WAH WILL BE DELIGHTED!

SO SAYETH MEL THE SULTRY MISTRESS OF EVIL SMITING

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[This message has been edited by Melusine (edited 10-25-2001).]

Larry_OHF 10-25-2001 01:09 PM

Larry loads up a cannon filled with Calcium rich supplaments...

This shall put an ease to that PMS power of yours!
(at least 4 outta 5 doctors recommend this method...http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif

*BOOM~~~~~
All ladies present that have over-sized...uhhh...egos...are shot ~~~*

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Larry_OHF 10-25-2001 01:14 PM

Uh..oh...The afternoon mail came in for the company, and I gotta go sort it.

Don't you girls get too excited when I have to put on the latex gloves...it's mandatory to sort the mail...http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/frown.gif

(sorry for the sexist jokes...I will stop if anyone is taking them too seriously...)

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DragonMage 10-25-2001 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Larry_OHF:
Uh..oh...The afternoon mail came in for the company, and I gotta go sort it.

Don't you girls get too excited when I have to put on the latex gloves...it's mandatory to sort the mail...http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/frown.gif

(sorry for the sexist jokes...I will stop if anyone is taking them too seriously...)

Be careful, hon. And sexist jokes? What sexist jokes??? No worries, here. http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/tongue.gif

Cloudbringer 10-25-2001 01:24 PM

Larryana.. you're doomed...... http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/hihi.gif That wicked wine is a real powerful color.. almost as bad as FeelGood Fushia.. which reminds me.. oh Meeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllll... here *tosses supplies of wicked wine lip gloss and FeelGood Fushia blush to the sultry evil smiter*

And Larryana? Careful in those heels, dear, you can snap an ankle if you wiggle while you walk.. HAHAHAHHAHAHA... hey! Epona and DM.. do teach her...him..er...herm? to use the spike heels properly! BWAHAHAHAHAHA

Just call me if we need more spitballs! I'll be ripping up the ToB paperwork.. http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

CloudSmiter

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Wah 10-25-2001 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Melusine:
I SAY LARRY GETS THE RIKARDA TREATMENT...*INSANE LAUGHTER* OOOH YES, THAT WILL FINISH HIM QUITE NICELY!!! *WHIPS OUT HER BIG BAG (Ooooops baaaaad pun that the old troll-eaters will recognise http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif) OF THINGS GIRLY, FRILLY, SHINY AND GLOSSY. ZIPS UP KNEE-HIGH SHARPHEELED BOOTS AND KARATE-KICKS LARRY TO GROUND, THEN APPLIES LIPSTICK SHADE WICKED WINE +3, MASCARA OF BLINDING GORGEOUSNESS AND NAIL POLISH SHADE LUSCIOUS PLUM* AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH YESSSSSS, FELLOW MAIDENS OF THE SMITING BOOTHEEL, I PROUDLY PRESENT TO YOU: LARRYANA THE GORGEOUS, TWIN SISTER OF RIKARDA THE DELICIOUS! ISN'T SHE LUUUUUUUUUVERLY?? MY MASTER ARCHLICH WAH WILL BE DELIGHTED!

SO SAYETH MEL THE SULTRY MISTRESS OF EVIL SMITING


LARRYANA! LOL - this will be quite the challenge, considering that Rikarda has a make-up as thick as as the soles of my boot! No THIS can't be, the temptation is too much and they have exploited my weakness to lipstick!http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

Keep away you......you fiend!

Casts: Gout of Flame
Rikarda: Dear, dear..........you have to do better than that.
Wah: Unbelieveable! The make-up absorbed 99% of the damage! Not even old Elly would have some immortal skin like that!http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

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Melusine 10-25-2001 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Wah:



LARRYANA! LOL - this will be quite the challenge, considering that Rikarda has a make-up as thick as as the soles of my boot! No THIS can't be, the temptation is too much and they have exploited my weakness to lipstick!http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

Keep away you......you fiend!

Casts: Gout of Flame
Rikarda: Dear, dear..........you have to do better than that.
Wah: Unbelieveable! The make-up absorbed 99% of the damage! Not even old Elly would have some immortal skin like that!http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif


Oh my God......ROTFLMAO!!!!!

Melusine: Casts Weaken Knees: Wah
Wah: Wobbly Knees
Melusine: Casts Extra Luscious Lipgloss: Rikarda
Rikarda: *gives Wah a pouty smile and lusty wink*
Wah: *faints*
Melusine: *evil laughter*

COME, MY TRUSTED ARMY OF TEMPTRESSES, BESIEGE THE WALLS OF THE ARCHLICH'S CHASTITY, BREAK DOWN THE FORTRESS OF HIS RESOLVE, MELT THE VERY MORTAR OF HIS DECENCY....WE *SHALL* SMITE ALL EVIL WITH OUR POINTY BOOTHEELS AND ENTANGLE IT IN OUR WEB OF DEVIOUS SEDUCTION!!!
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Melusine, Sultry Elflet,
High Queen of Fluffies,
Archbabe of the OHF,
LH, HADB and ORT!
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Your voice is ambrosia
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Larry_OHF 10-25-2001 02:04 PM

Larryana: Running around screaming like a girl..."HELP!!!"...

Men on the street: Chases Larryana...

Larryana:Climbs a tree



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