In case you thought this was going to be interesting...... http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

... tisn't!

All I want to know is - does anyone know when the Red Wizard of Thay bows out to make way for the next avatar?

Ziroc's list says Red Wiz 601 - 750, but I'm at over 900 now, and still this blinking red wiz is following my booty round... (or should that be my round booty...)

Whatever.....

I wanna get shot of him! Cheetah has very low boredom threshold *indeed* and new avatar is desperately required.....

Help!! Thou that canst....... or if not, advice on how to bear my... er, wiz... gracefully would be much appreciated...... http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif



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It changes when you get to 1000, don't worry you'll be an emerald dragon soon.

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It either changes at 950 or 1000 I think. Where you become a Dragon I think, not sure witch color though.

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So if in the forest look behind you, because that where the ranger is going to be

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Messenger of the Emerald Dragon

May a pregnant yak chew on your ear for all eternity.
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"...But I look at my self as a fragile, inteligent,human being. But there is a clown inside that comes and messes it up everytime" -Jim Morrison

GO DEVILS!!!!

There have been some strange things going on with the ranks lately, for example, isn't the Lord Ao rank supposed to last more than 50 posts? And aren't you supposed to change rank at 2000?

Apparently not. Warning, SC, you turn into an Emerald Dragon at 1000, but you only reach the next rank (Red Dragon) at 1500!

Really? Oh. http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gifisappointed Cheetah does sulky pout and turns elegant feline back on wretched and despised Red Wizard:

Thanks y'all! At least I know the worst now, and won't be forever on the lookout for a change... Time to go hunt some cranberries, I think....., and abandon dull care....



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Tee hee

Silver Cheetah with the sassy chasis has a round booty.

~Hiram scampers away without being noticed~

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<LI>Sycophant to the Wolf of Azure Hue
<LI>Long lost brother of DragonMage
<LI>Bearer of a work of art created by Sazerac
<LI>Jeg burde blive gennembanket for min flatulens.[/list]

~Cheetah effortlessly stretches out long elegant paw and hooks Hiram by the seat of the pants as he scampers off. She prepares to enjoy a long, leisurely Hiram flavoured meal - and then remembers in the nick of time she's a vegetarian........



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I'm feeling particularly vegetative today... care to eat me?




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Now, could we see this coming or what???

I just didn't know who'd make this comment first. Not surprised it's you.

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Commander of the Dragon Fleet, IW Peacekeeping Force
Sublime Sister of the Illuminati - may the Light shine forever!
Second Historian and Scribe of IW. Mother Hen of IW.
Mage extraordinair, Pin-Up Girl for the OLD-COOTS
Magey-Wagey: performer in the Nekked Dancing Trio of the ORT.

Hopeless Romantic *sigh*

I would SO hate to disappoint you, magey-wagey...



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I'm a practicising vegetarian - so I may as well make a start on you until I get it right..... http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

Actually, a bit of meat doesn't go amiss - taking into account those three crucial factors : location, locatation, location........

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[This message has been edited by Silver Cheetah (edited 10-24-2001).]

No need for bargaining, felis argentium, I am both cheap and easy...

BTW, check your e-mail, I'm sending you a related joke that is simply too sick to post here...




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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!
Of course, you know the old saying: Practice makes perverts....



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Care to teach me how to locatate? Apparently something I haven't tried yet...




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Cheap and easy? What's the catch? Aha, that is the catch. Us metallic felines like a bit of a challenge y'know........ You're allowed to struggle for all of 30 seconds - after that, I gets bored..... http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

Cheetah leaves her prey for a moment, and trots off to prise joke out of the nooks and crannies of her special email box .....

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Falls between the three stools of location, locomotion and constipation (the third being more an absence of stool, now I come to think about it). It is not a kingdom subject to words. Cheetah must show you where it lies......

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Off topic (or actually on topic, but it seems the thread is hijacked by SC herself http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif): Ziroc is going to add more ranks very soon if I read it right. So perhaps it might look messed up at this point, but it will change soon enough.
*Groj hopes he didn't read that message in a month old thread that happened to get bumped today http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif*

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Hijacked, kidnapped and put through the mill.... from Red Wizard to Absynthe's bum........ It was a shorter journey than one might have imagined, n'est pas? Thanks for the ranks info, Grojlach.... I shall await developments with interest and a brighteyed and bushy tailed approach, as is my want, or should that be wont??



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I can't believe anyone really cares about their avatar http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...s/rolleyes.gif

I get so bored looking at the same thing all the time! I've had this wretched wizard for bleedin' ages now........ since 750, I think...... Look, I'm a girl that likes change, okay?? http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

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Yes. Now, go rearrange some furniture for her Alex. No, the sofa goes over THERE. And the lamp should be to the left....a little more....perfect!

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Co-Owner/Operator of the Evil Petting Zoo and devout member of the HADB clan.
Commander of the Dragon Fleet, IW Peacekeeping Force
Sublime Sister of the Illuminati - may the Light shine forever!
Second Historian and Scribe of IW. Mother Hen of IW.
Mage extraordinair, Pin-Up Girl for the OLD-COOTS
Magey-Wagey: performer in the Nekked Dancing Trio of the ORT.

Hopeless Romantic *sigh*

Then you won't like it when you hit 3k posts! Only gold dragon avatar from that point on.

Could be wont, if you want, or won't if you don't...
Mum! There's a dead bishop on the landing...!



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Joke has fallen into my box - you, dude are the very sickest of sick little puppys....... http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/repuke.gif Now, what nasty medicine shall the cheetah prescribe.......

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Aha. The no dinner problem solved in the nick of time. How very clerical of you......


Later......

Damn! Turns out the cleric is too big to cut up. Cheetah is feeling clerically challenged.
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[This message has been edited by Silver Cheetah (edited 10-24-2001).]

Not really, O Silver one. A truly sick individual would turn a really nasty joke on the first six words of this post... But I will cleave to my saintly nature and not lower myself.

Even I am wondereing if I'm treading close to the line at times...




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Yes, lucky you're such a saint, otherwise we'd REALLY be in trouble.

Goddam it Ab, you were very nearly responsible for my untimely demise just then.... I should know not to gulp water when reading one of your posts... ROFLMOA (whatever the feck *that* means.....)

Cheetah, still giggling like crazy ......

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