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Vaskez 10-18-2001 08:53 PM

damn hold on the lack of spaces messed it up! Correcting it now! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

[This message has been edited by Vaskez (edited 10-18-2001).]

Vaskez 10-18-2001 08:57 PM

<pre>
B E G I N H E R E
+------------------+
|
YES +---------------+ NO
/--------| Does It Work? |--------\
| +---------------+ |
| |
\ / \ /
+-------------+ +----------+
| Don't Mess | YES | Did You | NO
/---| With It | /----------| Mess |------\
| +-------------+ | | With It? | |
| | +----------+ |
| \ / |
| /------------\ |
| | You IDIOT! | \ /
| \------------/ +-------------+
| +--------+ | YES | Will You |
| NO | Does |<---------/ /------------| Pay For It? |
| ----| Anyone | | +-------------+
| | | Know ? |--------------\ | | NO
| | +--------+ YES | | \ /
| | \ / \ / +-----------+
| | /---------------\ YES | Will You |
| | /----->| You Poor Fool |<------| Be Fired? |
| | /---------\ | \---------------/ +-----------+
| -->| Hide It | | | | NO
| \---------/ | \ / |
| | | NO +---------------+ \ /
| | \------| Can You Blame | /----------\
| | | Someone Else? | | Trash It |
| | +---------------+ \----------/
| \-------------\ | YES |
| | | |
| \ / \ / |
| +-----------------------+ |
\---------------------->| N O P R O B L E M !! |<--------/
+-----------------------+

</pre>


Djinn Raffo 10-18-2001 08:59 PM

This isnt what i need to see! LOL! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/frown.gif

Vaskez 10-18-2001 08:59 PM

Got this from Outlander78. Nice one mate! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

Blade 10-18-2001 09:45 PM

That sound about right


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Neb 10-18-2001 09:48 PM

It wouldn't surprise me.....

Vaskez 10-19-2001 09:45 AM

BUMP

I'm beginning to wonder whether 90% of IW members are completely void of a sense of humour or not. Of all the joke threads I've started since April, I don't think a single one has gone over a page in length. ANd they were all different types of jokes so u can't blame my sense of humour. Wierd. *grumble* *mutter*

Kaz 10-19-2001 10:44 AM

LOL LOL Love it! Ah, typical Microsoft... http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

Absynthe 10-19-2001 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vaskez:
BUMP

I'm beginning to wonder whether 90% of IW members are completely void of a sense of humour or not. Of all the joke threads I've started since April, I don't think a single one has gone over a page in length. ANd they were all different types of jokes so u can't blame my sense of humour. Wierd. *grumble* *mutter*

Actually, if you could see the hit rate for the number of people who read it, you'd probably be surprised. Most people don't post to a joke thread because it might be considered spam.


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Sazerac 10-19-2001 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vaskez:
BUMP

I'm beginning to wonder whether 90% of IW members are completely void of a sense of humour or not. Of all the joke threads I've started since April, I don't think a single one has gone over a page in length. ANd they were all different types of jokes so u can't blame my sense of humour. Wierd. *grumble* *mutter*


Well, I thought it was funny! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/noncgi/smiles/485.gif

Thanks, Vaskez.




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250 10-19-2001 01:33 PM

it is hilarious.... **dry laugh** ha ha ha....

LOL, j/k dude, we read it, dont want to spam one line, that be all

Hiram Sedai 10-19-2001 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sazerac:

Well, I thought it was funny! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/noncgi/smiles/485.gif

Thanks, Vaskez.


Saz, could you take a gander at my newbie post please? thanks



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SSJ4Sephiroth 10-19-2001 01:37 PM

i think that this is something that is very likely, and i actually have the same ideas myself! luckily i could blame someone else, so i didnt keep getting that loop http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif.

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Vaskez 10-19-2001 09:06 PM

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