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Lazy Disgruntled Cantankerous Order Of The Sages MOTTO: "Old age and treachery beats youth and skill every time" Purpose: To impart our wit and wisdom on the next generation of CRPG players, or just to mess with their minds. (Old age and expierance has to have some perks other than pot bellies, residing hairlines, and hangovers that hurt for days) Eligability Requirements 1) Must know what "Your permenent record" means 2) Have said pull my finger to childern (yours or neigborhood kids will do) 3) Are able to fall asleep on couch during televised sporting event, and when the channel is changed, wake up and shout "Hey I was watching that" 4) Understand that milk, cookies, and an afternoon nap in not a bad idea. 5) Mumble to self 6) Said "Turn off the lights, what do you think money grows on trees" 7) Shouted at kids for running, playing, or making too much noise 8) Been fussed at for not taking the trash out 9) Had spouse laugh at you for stumping you toe while trying to kick the dog, or any other assinie display of rage 10) Ladies are not restricted from joining, but are discourged. Frankly you are probibily are already having to put up with the afor mentioned behavior, so why in the world would you wish to add to your missery? 11) Exception to requirement # 10 if you are young and attractive, PLEASE disreguard all above requirements! The OLD COOTS membership will be only the finest, distingusted, adventuring LORDS from the most noble of houses along the Sword Coast. All members have one foot in the grave and the other foot on a banana peel, and are extremely wealthy! * Side note to the younger males: That is how you do it, LIE LIKE A DOG, Because in the battle of the sexes the ladies have us OUTGUNNED, and OVERMATCHED. (Unless you are trying to woe one of my daughters. Then your ONLY HOPE for survival is a unconditional surrender! I feel it is only fair to warn you that if lie too ,or make one of my daughters cry, I own a shotgun, a pick-up truck, and 140 acres of worthless Alabama swampland. You will never be found!) If the above requirements are met Please feel free to take the admissions test. 1) Can you recit the Motto and purpose by heart? A) Yes B) No C) I don't recite anything without my attorney present (You may discountinue the rest of the test you are our kinda people!) 2) Are you willing to pay DUES? A)Yes, pease make a "Chashiers check Payable to "we sucker'em" B) No, I got a spouse, mortagae, car payments, and have you seen my electeric bill nobody turns off the lights around here! C) You have got to be kidding pay dues to an orginazation that doesn't supply beer, or anything NEKKED (southern for got no clothes on and up to NO GOOD!) 3) Do you remember disco? A) Yes B) No, I was under the influance of mind altering substances during disco C) What did he say? (insert spouses name here) 4) Did You like Disco? A) Yes, PLEASE step away from the computer and quitely wait for the men in the white suits to come pick you up (we know where you are at) B) NO C) I break into hives at the very mention of disco! 5)Do you do any exercise other than 12oz or 16oz curls? A) Yes B) No C) I pay people to exercise for me 6) What color socks do you where while mowwing the lawn in your Favorite bermuda shorts nad holey t-shirt? A) White B) Black C) Argiles 7) Do you embarrss your children? A) Yes B) no C) We had them for our amussment right? 8) Is it impossible for your boss to find his rear-end with both hands? A) Yes B) No C) You bet! Hey wait a minute I am the boss! How many hands did you say could use? 9) If stranded on the couch with-out the TV remote you would? A) get up and look for it (Sorry you do not have what it takes to be an OLD COOTS) B) Watch what ever was on TV even if it was "under water basket weaving". C) Call the kids in from playing outside and make them change the channel. 10) Do you enjoy chasing cats, dogs, and small children out of your yard? A) Yes B) No C) I keep a box of smooth river rocks just for that purpose! Thank you for particpating in this test you will be notified of your acceptance, provided I can get up off my lazy rear-end to do so. ------------------ http://www.123imagehost.com/images/b...arrissig02.gif Airline ticket to Afghanistan $800 High powered rifle with scope $1000 Hotel room with roof access $100 A clean Head shot on that sack of Horse Manure Usuma Bin Laden PRICELESS! [This message has been edited by John D Harris (edited 09-27-2001).] [This message has been edited by John D Harris (edited 09-27-2001).] [This message has been edited by John D Harris (edited 09-27-2001).] [This message has been edited by John D Harris (edited 09-27-2001).] |
ROTFLMAO & OMG! lafing so hard...can hardly type! OMG! ......
Well then, am I young enough to qualify as one of the ladies allowed in? If not, I'll just lurk! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif |
Well, Dragon Mage....... betraying your clan eh? Azure will pounce on thee!
Besides, Im like 14,000 yrs old anyway...... ------------------ http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...o_ani_fire.gif All your base are belong to us! How Are you gentlemen? Co-owner of The Abyssal Pit The Spaminyte Emperor Official Demon/Villain of IW! *********************** Fish? Welcome to your Doom! ********************** Undead Warlord and General of the Abyss- for the sake of HADB! |
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And does that mean, dear G, that you feel you are 'too old' for me? ------------------ http://sc.communities.msn.com/tn/02/...sSite/2/4a.jpg http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/hero2.gif The day we stop learning is the day we start dying!(c) Owner/operator of the Evil Petting Zoo and devout member of the HADB clan. Commander of the Dragon Fleet, IW Peacekeeping Force Honored to be a member of the Illuminati - may the Light shine forever! Mage extraordinair. Occasional minion to Gwhanos the Fluffy Hopeless Romantic *sigh* "Allright! We'll call it a draw." |
Tee hee http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no.../1grlaugh2.gif I wanna join!
Does a gorgeous nubile 20 year old gal fit the bill? ------------------ http://members.aol.com/ladyliliara/images/flypig.gif http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/hero2.gif Goddess and Sorceress of the HADB, and her sidekick Pink |
You really want to see what I REALLY look like?
*turns int a purple pitfiend (from bg2) with a tattered old red cape and staff* *breathing fire* G: MWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! ------------------ http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...o_ani_fire.gif All your base are belong to us! How Are you gentlemen? Co-owner of The Abyssal Pit The Spaminyte Emperor Official Demon/Villain of IW! *********************** Fish? Welcome to your Doom! ********************** Undead Warlord and General of the Abyss- for the sake of HADB! |
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Dragon Mage sure you can be a "pin-up girl" please send 8x10 photo glossys http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif ------------------ http://www.123imagehost.com/images/b...arrissig02.gif Airline ticket to Afghanistan $800 High powered rifle with scope $1000 Hotel room with roof access $100 A clean Head shot on that sack of Horse Manure Usuma Bin Laden PRICELESS! |
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Come on Aelia - lets show these 'old farts' what young and nubile REALLY means! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...hterpurple.gif We'll give their pacemakers a turn! ------------------ http://sc.communities.msn.com/tn/02/...sSite/2/4a.jpg http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/hero2.gif The day we stop learning is the day we start dying!(c) Owner/operator of the Evil Petting Zoo and devout member of the HADB clan. Commander of the Dragon Fleet, IW Peacekeeping Force Honored to be a member of the Illuminati - may the Light shine forever! Mage extraordinair. Occasional minion to Gwhanos the Fluffy Hopeless Romantic *sigh* "Allright! We'll call it a draw." [This message has been edited by DragonMage (edited 09-27-2001).] |
Never under any circumstances should you play "currupt the souls" with the greedy Mammon- he bends da rules and hurts you!
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I most humbly submit my application for membership Mr. John D. Harris, sir.
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May I have the privilege to listen to words of wisdom?? -- A gal
PS. I'm a quarter of a century old, hope it still qualifies for young. Not that I've not mentioned a word about attractiveness, though... |
OMG, John D.! I think I just found a home! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif
Lessee... 1. C 2. C 3. C 4. C 5. C 6. C 7. C 8. C 9. C 10. C (and I really DO!) http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif Too cool, John D.! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/noncgi/smiles/485.gif ------------------ http://www.wizardrealm.com/images/saz1.gif I know who you are...I saw what you did! |
You dont say Mistral? Tell me, are you fiendish or angelish? Im fiendish....
I lie about my age lots............ Im like 670 000 000 yrs old! so mistral you are like a mere child to the likes of this Lord. ------------------ http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...o_ani_fire.gif All your base are belong to us! How Are you gentlemen? Co-owner of The Abyssal Pit The Spaminyte Emperor Official Demon/Villain of IW! *********************** Fish? Welcome to your Doom! ********************** Undead Warlord and General of the Abyss- for the sake of HADB! |
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They dont call me Godson for nothin http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif
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Ummmm..... Elif..... thats a LARGE sig...... Z and the mods are going to be pissed......... take it down a notch, like mine.......... okay.... its your butt...
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Greetings, Lord Gwhanos (bows)
Nice to know I am comparatively young...teeheehee... It would be too sweeping a statement to say if one was fiendish or angelic. Try as I might to be goody-goody (especially for BG2, to get higher reputation and buy goods more cheaply), I know there's a dark side lurking in there, waiting to strike when I'm pushed to the limit http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif |
1) Can you recit the Motto and purpose by heart?
A) Yes B) No C) I don't recite anything without my attorny present (You may discountinue the rest of the test you are our kinda people!) <font color="FF3366">D) Maybe so. What was the Motto again?</font> 2) Are you willing to pay DUES? A)Yes, pease make a "Chashiers check Payable to "we sucker'em" B) No, I got a spouse, mortagae, car payments, and have you seen my electeric bill nobody turns off the lights around here! C) You have got to be kidding pay dues to an orginazztion that doesn't supply beer, or anything NEKKED (southern for got no clothes on and up to NO GOOD!) <font color="FF3366">D) The Question is, are YOU willing to pay dues to have me? Loyalty should be rewarded ya know http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif </font> 3) Do you remember disco? A) Yes B) No, I was under the influance of mind altering substances during disco C) What did he say? (insert spouses name here) <font color="FF3366"> D)Yes, and I was not influenced by mind altering substances, but it was the catalyst that put me there I think</font> 4) Did You like Disco? A) Yes, PLEASE step away from the computer and quitly wait for the men in the white suits to come pick you up (we know where you are at) B) NO C) I break into hives at the very mention of disco! <font color="FF3366">D) Yes, and we listen to the BeeGees in our basket weaving class every day too</font> 5)Do you do any exercise other than 12oz or 16oz curls? A) Yes B) No C) I pay people to exercise for me <font color="FF3366">D) I only weigh 90 lbs, no need for "curlin" LOL</font> 6) What color socks do you where while mowwingthe lawn in your Favorite bermuda shorts nad holey t-shirt? A) White B) Black C) Argiles <font color="FF3366">D) Don't mow the lawn, and if I did, would not be in naddy bermuda shorts LOL, Yikes!</font> 7) Do you embarrss your children? A) Yes B) no C) We had them for our amussment right? <font color="FF3366">D) I embarrass myself, is that not enough?</font> 8) Is it impossible for your boss to find his rear-end with both hands? A) Yes B) No C) You bet! Hey wait a minute I am the boss! How many hands did you say could use? <font color="FF3366"> D) Well my boss is 87 years old, if he can find his ass at all, or even has the incentive to do so, my hat is off to im! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif </font> 9) If stranded on the couch with-out the TV remote you would? A) get up and look for it (Sorry you do not have what it takes to be an OLD COOTS) B) Watch what ever was on TV even if it was "under water basket weaving". C) Call the kids in from playing outside and make them change the channel. <font color="FF3366"> D) Mmmm, never found myself "stranded" before on the couch, how does that happen by chance? </font> 10) Do you injoy chasing cats, dogs, and small children out of your yard? A) Yes B) No C) I keep a box of smooth river rocks just for that purpose! <font color="FF3366"> D) No, but I like chasing the Pit Bull that keeps breaking it's leash and coming into my yard! With a BEEEGG STICK!!</font> ------------------ http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no.../KungFuGal.gif |
ROTFLMAO John D. Harris FOR PRESIDENT!!!http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif
I most in(un?) (like I care) immodest fashion, I nominate myself for vice-president and free lance pin-up girl evaluator of the OLD COOTS Clan, or OOC, as I like to call it.http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/blitz1.gif ------------------ Unstinting Gaurdian of Children Defender of Those Unable To http://angelfire.lycos.com/rpg/stealthy/mummy.gif To Err is Human To Forgive Divine, However Neither is U.S. Marine Corps Policy. Nuke'm til the damn camels glow. |
John D.,
Where can I apply? Also, do we get to wear silly "royal order of the water buffalo" type hats? ------------------ http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/gallion.gif |
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Good to see you too J.J. ------------------ http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/gallion.gif [This message has been edited by onthepequod (edited 09-27-2001).] |
it seems unlikely that i'll be admitted membership because im not old really, but i'll fill out the survey anyway http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif. maybe i can still be granted membership...
1) Can you recit the Motto and purpose by heart? A) Yes B) No C) I don't recite anything without my attorney present (You may discountinue the rest of the test you are our kinda people!) What was the motto? i guess no... 2) Are you willing to pay DUES? A)Yes, pease make a "Chashiers check Payable to "we sucker'em" B) No, I got a spouse, mortagae, car payments, and have you seen my electeric bill nobody turns off the lights around here! C) You have got to be kidding pay dues to an orginazation that doesn't supply beer, or anything NEKKED (southern for got no clothes on and up to NO GOOD!) i will not pay for anything i cannot eat! can i munch on anyone here, then? 3) Do you remember disco? A) Yes B) No, I was under the influance of mind altering substances during disco C) What did he say? (insert spouses name here) i remember my parents talking about it... 4) Did You like Disco? A) Yes, PLEASE step away from the computer and quitely wait for the men in the white suits to come pick you up (we know where you are at) B) NO C) I break into hives at the very mention of disco! ive heard rumors, and i dont think i would... 5)Do you do any exercise other than 12oz or 16oz curls? A) Yes B) No C) I pay people to exercise for me not anymore, though i bet i could. only weigh 105 lbs anyways... 6) What color socks do you where while mowwing the lawn in your Favorite bermuda shorts nad holey t-shirt? A) White B) Black C) Argiles no, we hire someone to mow our lawn... 7) Do you embarrss your children? A) Yes B) no C) We had them for our amussment right? i embarrass other children, does that count? 8) Is it impossible for your boss to find his rear-end with both hands? A) Yes B) No C) You bet! Hey wait a minute I am the boss! How many hands did you say could use? i should certainly hope so, hes given me detention twice! heey, that means no he cant! 9) If stranded on the couch with-out the TV remote you would? A) get up and look for it (Sorry you do not have what it takes to be an OLD COOTS) B) Watch what ever was on TV even if it was "under water basket weaving". C) Call the kids in from playing outside and make them change the channel. depends on the time of day whether i get up or just watch whats on. or i just go back to sleep... 10) Do you enjoy chasing cats, dogs, and small children out of your yard? A) Yes B) No C) I keep a box of smooth river rocks just for that purpose! of course i do. they have no business intruding on my property! ------------------ It's simple. Once the Planet is hurt, it gathers Spirit Energy to heal the injury. The amount of energy gathered depends on the size of the injury...What would happen if there was an injury that threatened the very life of the Planet? Think how much energy would be gathered! Ha, ha, ha. And at the center of that injury, wil be me. All that boundless energy will be mine. By merging with the energy of the Planet, I will be come a new life form, a new existence. Melding with the Planet, I will cease to exist as I am now. Only to be reborn as a 'God' to rule over every living soul. http://www.angelfire.com/games3/impg...ephforsite.gif What are you saying? Are you trying to tell me you have feelings now? Ha, ha, ha... Stop acting as if you're sad. And there's no need to act as if you're angry either. Because, Cloud, you are... a puppet. Super Sephiroth, slayer of the Uber Fluffy, and battle co-ordionator and defender of the HADB clan. Follower of the mighty Fallen Paladin himself. Diplomacy is all and well, but HADB is better! Dear and trusted friend of the Lioness. Head of the IronWorks Intelligence Division Extremely honored servant of Lioness |
bumping for any more OLD COOTS applicants
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All c's, LOL! This should prove to be an intresting clan. I am not putting it in my sig thow http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif
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My wife won't let me apply and I am pretty sure that immediately disqualifies me from membership http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/frown.gif (even though I could fit some of the criteria very well).
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OK John D. You can't just let this die. Even if it wasn't a serious offer. The idea of an old coot clan is just too intriguing. I vote for John D. for the position of "THE CRUSTIEST OLD COOT" (equivalent to the office of President). http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif
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I can't remember the questions, but I know that most of my teeth are my own.....oh, and I was born in the 1950's and can remember LP's and Elvis when he was thin......and how much bigger penny chews were back then.....
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Entrance Exam
1) Can you recit the Motto and purpose by heart? A) Yes B) No C) I don't recite anything without my attorney present (You may discountinue the rest of the test you are our kinda people!) <font color=orange>I can do that.</font> 2) Are you willing to pay DUES? A)Yes, pease make a "Chashiers check Payable to "we sucker'em" B) No, I got a spouse, mortagae, car payments, and have you seen my electeric bill nobody turns off the lights around here! C) You have got to be kidding pay dues to an orginazation that doesn't supply beer, or anything NEKKED (southern for got no clothes on and up to NO GOOD!) <font color=orange>Sorry. No I can't pay dues, because all my extra money goes to my kids. Unless of course, you except old change found in the bottom of the washer. That's all my wife let's me have.</font> 3) Do you remember disco? A) Yes B) No, I was under the influance of mind altering substances during disco C) What did he say? (insert spouses name here) <font color=orange>Wasn't that there bunch of guys called the Bungees or somethin...?</font> 4) Did You like Disco? A) Yes, PLEASE step away from the computer and quitely wait for the men in the white suits to come pick you up (we know where you are at) B) NO C) I break into hives at the very mention of disco! <font color=orange>It ain't country or southern rock is it? No it ain't and no I don't.</font> 5)Do you do any exercise other than 12oz or 16oz curls? A) Yes B) No C) I pay people to exercise for me <font color=orange>I like to go for the quart bottles myself.</font> 6) What color socks do you where while mowwing the lawn in your Favorite bermuda shorts nad holey t-shirt? A) White B) Black C) Argiles <font color=orange>I only wear socks in the winter. Hell, that's the only time I wear shoes too. Come to think about it. </font> 7) Do you embarrss your children? A) Yes B) no C) We had them for our amussment right? <font color=orange>Ain't that what their for? That and changin' the TV channel when the little lady ain't around!</font> 8) Is it impossible for your boss to find his rear-end with both hands? A) Yes B) No C) You bet! Hey wait a minute I am the boss! How many hands did you say could use? <font color=orange>It ain't hard for him. Hell, it's as big as a Cadilac!</font> 9) If stranded on the couch with-out the TV remote you would? A) get up and look for it (Sorry you do not have what it takes to be an OLD COOTS) B) Watch what ever was on TV even if it was "under water basket weaving". C) Call the kids in from playing outside and make them change the channel. <font color=orange>Why, I call the "Ole Ball n Chain for that! Ain't that what I married her for?</font> 10) Do you enjoy chasing cats, dogs, and small children out of your yard? A) Yes B) No C) I keep a box of smooth river rocks just for that purpose! <font color=orange> That's what the shotgun and shells loaded with rock salt is for. </font> Thank you for particpating in this test you will be notified of your acceptance, provided I can get up off my lazy rear-end to do so. <font color=orange>Did I pass? If I did, I like to be on the Pin-up commitee with J.J. I'd also like to head up the Rod and Gun Club. Fishin' rods, shotguns, dogs and beer. The best things in life!</font> ------------------ Sir Taliesin http://www.dabros.com/images/sigs/giant.gif If they take my gun can I still use my Axe? |
I have a new spell for us guys
http://swc4550.homestead.com/files/portal3.jpg </p> You are getting sleepy, sleeepy. Your head is nodding and you cant control .. your... asleep! Ahh... now we have the other clans just where we want them http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no.../1grlaugh2.gif You will only remember peace within the clans in the morning..peace http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif ------------------ http://ironworksforum.com/ubb/noncgi/smiles/portal3.jpg *\Conan/* |
Do to unforseen circumstances, namely more tests than my lazy rear-end wants to grade http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif I here by welcome all who inquired into the O.L.D. C.O.O.T.S. Clan.
J.J. I'd ask for seconds on your nomination, but that sounds too much like work, I'd have to count votes and crap like that so the job is yours! Sir T. DITTO Saz come on in and "sat a spell" Onthepequad bring all the hats you want. SSJ4Sephiroth the O.L.D. C.O.O.T.S. has less to do with age, it's more a state of mind or lack there of http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif Conan adding to a sig is more work than is called for, welcome. Father Bronze don't worry my wife won't let me join either! Mouse bring the vinyl I got a record player around here someplace. Elf Godson we won't call you for nothing either http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif Miss Reeka, Miss Lady Zekke, Miss Aelia Jusa, Miss Mistral4543, may I introduce only the finest lords of the sword coast. Miss Dragon Mage just send the 8x10 photo glossys to the appropriate location or a inapproriate one will do. Gwhanos, Lord Of Evil I can see that you are in need of the wit and wisdom of the O.L.D. C.O.O.T.S. http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif ------------------ http://www.123imagehost.com/images/b...arrissig02.gif Airline ticket to Afghanistan $800 High powered rifle with scope $1000 Hotel room with roof access $100 A clean Head shot on that sack of Horse Manure Usuma Bin Laden PRICELESS! |
Hurah!!!
Again I nominate John D. as "THE CRUSTIEST OLD COOT." For those of you that didn't read my earlier post, this is the equivalent of President. Will anyone second the nomination. http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif ------------------ http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/gallion.gif |
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I second it! John D. for Crustiest Old Coot!!! And Onthepequod for Next Crustiest! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif
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"CRUSTIEST OLD COOT" I changed my "Drawers" last week sometime http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif
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