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Bored now, not much happening.... may be forced to go and do work... what to do, what to do..... desperate situations require desperate measures....
Aha! Here's some (very dated!) doggeral I produced, ooh..... quite a long time ago. Inspired by 'American Psycho' and embittered by my own experience of working at EBRD in the late Eighties.... Apologies in advance to any traders on the board.... http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif Let's hear it for the boy With the fax machine Cost effective, efficacious Mr. Crème de la Cream Owns a sexy, brand new Porsche Got a Pentium chip computer The girls that he's currently screwing up They just get blonder and cuter Rich red silken pouting nips Only the very best Muscle bound snatches welcome here If matched with pert round breasts And X has never marked the spot Where the clitoris is, (or is not) This one doesn't need to know The finer points of down below Everything he wants is his A great, yes, an immense success His jockstrap size increases daily As his ego is caressed Ooh, to work in a City bank It must be such a lovely wank Midas in drag, you piss pure gold The money men, who never grow old. Virtual reality - maybe so Or is it really what it seems? Goggles on for the City boy Written and produced by ‘The Eighties Dream’ ------------------ http://www.asnsoup.com/silvercheetahfinal.jpg Ascended Mistress of Illumination |
where have i heard that before? good one chuck. do the one about dyslexia - it's really, really good.
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okay dokey ducks. i too, shall have a wee ferret about and see what trawled up, kipper fashion.. sadly, i can't possibly write doggerel or indeed, poetry of any kind. it's against my aesthetics.
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Best doggeral is that made up on the spot for kids. They're always majorly impressed by the number of things I can rhyme 'smelly bum' with. Lots of snorting, chortling and giggling. Once they grow up a bit though, it gets a bit embarassing for them. Me and their mommy skipping along the road singing poopy songs, - then we get, 'uh, could you not do that Auntie Mandy' or 'Auntie Mandy, if you and mommy don't stop doing that right now, we're going on the OTHER SIDE OF THE ROAD, Auntie Mandy.' After they get to age 8 or so, kids are just no fun... http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif ------------------ http://www.asnsoup.com/silvercheetahfinal.jpg Ascended Mistress of Illumination |
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it's tragic, isn't it.
my old ma's more fun, these days. she doesn't wander off looking all pink when i burst into naughtiness unlike my children. she doesn't really join in either, have to reserve fun and frolicks for siblings. (only of the female kind) i have a yen to worship the paint godess.......... |
silver pigs have silver wings
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can I join?
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and far too many wobbly things ok kaz you next... ------------------ http://www.asnsoup.com/silvercheetahfinal.jpg Ascended Mistress of Illumination |
silver pigs have silver wings
and very very pointy stings and far too many wobbly things some of them even wear rings ------------------ http://faceweb-004.facelink.com/edit...72/4711972.jpg http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/hero2.gif Kazara Sapphire Dragoness of ALSB Waitress at Cloudy's Cafe Guardian of the Temple of Aerie (specialized in GenCon and BG) |
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ok Tans, you next! Shall we do four line stanzas, otherwise we're going to run out of rhymes.... and it can be rhyme 2nd rhyme rhyme, 2nd ryme, or likek the above, rhyme, rhyme, ryme,oh feck, you know what i mean. ------------------ http://www.asnsoup.com/silvercheetahfinal.jpg Ascended Mistress of Illumination |
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Does this help:
Line 1: a Line 2: a Line 3: a Line 4: a Line 5: b ... |
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Awaiting your presence then, oh illuminated pixie of light! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif ------------------ http://www.asnsoup.com/silvercheetahfinal.jpg Ascended Mistress of Illumination |
sib is back
silver pigs have silver wings and very very pinty stings and far too many wobbly things some of them even wear things and other even sillier things. ha. an poem of great bottom methinks. oh yes. incidentally, as you're on-line and not catching up with normal emails is there a peace demo in brighton on sunday? i think greenpeace or the green party is possibly involved...... know anything? only nasra is going to brighton and i thought........... new line: my friend has got a big pink whisk.... |
no idea what all that line stanza nonsense is about - avoided poetry like the plague at uni. (except when i couldn't get out of it.) modernist poetry - the only subject to ever make me cry in despair.
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Anyway, to resume... My friend has got a big pink whisk he likes to wave it when he's pissed (your go) ------------------ http://www.asnsoup.com/silvercheetahfinal.jpg Ascended Mistress of Illumination |
EDIT: oops, sorry
My friend has got a big pink whisk he likes to wave it when he's pissed although that is taking a risk ------------------ http://faceweb-004.facelink.com/edit...72/4711972.jpg http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/hero2.gif Kazara Sapphire Dragoness of ALSB Waitress at Cloudy's Cafe Guardian of the Temple of Aerie (specialized in GenCon and BG) [This message has been edited by Kaz (edited 09-27-2001).] [This message has been edited by Kaz (edited 09-27-2001).] |
Ditto, oops, sorry! Not fast enough!
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How about a compromise:
My friend has got a big pink whisk he likes to wave it when he's pissed although that is taking a risk because he beats against a large blue disk ------------------ http://faceweb-004.facelink.com/edit...72/4711972.jpg http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/hero2.gif Kazara Sapphire Dragoness of ALSB Waitress at Cloudy's Cafe Guardian of the Temple of Aerie (specialized in GenCon and BG) |
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On the peace front - not sure. There's one every night at the Old Steine, by the war memorial from 6 - 7 if she's interested. Also on Sunday there is a 5 rhythms 'sweat your prayers' that will be used to send a special energy out to the world with regard to the current situation. She could come to that (but there's two hours of dance first http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif ) Greenpeace definitely not. It's not really their thing - Greenpeace are more environment, and although this will definitely have a bearing, they've just about got their hands full with climate change, amazon clear cutting, whaling, oh, and son of star wars (bit of a departure there....), which we're leafleting on this Saturday prior to the Labour Party conference. ------------------ http://www.asnsoup.com/silvercheetahfinal.jpg Ascended Mistress of Illumination |
*confused* all right, what now?
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i did the first line at the bottom of page one. it's about pink whisks.
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Here's another to try on for size.... My friend has got a big pink whisk he likes to wave it when he's pissed and he goes dead wobbly when it's kissed by a saucy girl with a naughty lisp oi, slapper, what about you?? http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif ------------------ http://www.asnsoup.com/silvercheetahfinal.jpg Ascended Mistress of Illumination |
oops, just read the lovely poem on the end of page one. aaaah. how lovely.
okay next first line could go something like this: the water gurgles in the tap |
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the water gurgles in the tap
as baby gives her mom a slap and aims the shower at her knee |
because she has to pee.
I'll be gone for a bit, my brother got "Monty Python- Search for the Holy Grail" we're watching it. ------------------ http://faceweb-004.facelink.com/edit...72/4711972.jpg http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/hero2.gif Kazara Sapphire Dragoness of ALSB Waitress at Cloudy's Cafe Guardian of the Temple of Aerie (specialized in GenCon and BG) |
In the spirit of this thread, *does a silly walk*
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as baby gives her mom a slap and aims the shower at her knee whilst taking a swift and crafty pee New line next pome........... oh yeah, let's not keep these too clean tans et al.... My auntie was a slaphead ------------------ http://www.asnsoup.com/silvercheetahfinal.jpg Ascended Mistress of Illumination |
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