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Link 08-31-2001 06:39 AM

Just a question: If swimming is good for you, and makes you lose weight, what are whales doing wrong??

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Sigmar 08-31-2001 06:44 AM

Whales weren't made to lose weight, they were made to be fat.
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Link 08-31-2001 06:51 AM

Er.. well, here in Holland, it's a well known question, just for fun. It's like: who was first, the chicken or the egg? You need not answer such questions, it's just kinda irritating, cos you know it's true, but you haven't got an explanation...

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Sigmar 08-31-2001 06:54 AM

I was actually going to ask(honest)that if it was a serious question but then I thought it would come out as a rude statement, we don't have that one here by the way.

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Link 08-31-2001 06:55 AM

Are we the only ones online, Sigmar? On IW that is..

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Sigmar 08-31-2001 06:56 AM

Yeah, it get's busy in about an hour or so.

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Moni 08-31-2001 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Link:
Just a question: If swimming is good for you, and makes you lose weight, what are whales doing wrong??


That's pretty funny! I had never heard that one before.
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Lioness 08-31-2001 12:56 PM

LOL!!!! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no.../1grlaugh2.gif And since all mammals have hair, imagine a whale with pigtails!

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MILAMBER 08-31-2001 01:34 PM

They need the blubber to maintain body warmth as they are mammals. Also, the biggest animal in the world, the blue whale is a vegetarian. Imagine that, a vegetarian swimmer is the fattest creature on our planet.

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Ryanamur 08-31-2001 01:38 PM

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Originally posted by MILAMBER:
Also, the biggest animal in the world, the blue whale is a vegetarian. Imagine that, a vegetarian swimmer is the fattest creature on our planet.


Cool, didn't know that. Thanks for sharring it with us.

For those interested, the biggest fish (the whale shark) only feeds on plancton... really small yet so big of a fish http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif


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Larry_OHF 08-31-2001 01:42 PM

And does Adam, (as in Adam and Exe) have a belly button???

slackerboy 08-31-2001 02:47 PM

no adam doesnt, i'm sure he's decomposed by now.

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Jerome 08-31-2001 02:50 PM

If a man voicies his opinion, and he's alone in a forest with no women nearby...is he still wrong? http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif

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Cloudbringer 08-31-2001 02:54 PM

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Originally posted by Jerome:
If a man voicies his opinion, and he's alone in a forest with no women nearby...is he still wrong? http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif

But of course! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gifhttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/tongue.gif

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demus 08-31-2001 02:57 PM

If a tree falls over in a forrest and there is nothing nearby to hear it, does it still make a sound? http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

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Diogenes Of Pumpkintown 08-31-2001 02:57 PM

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Originally posted by Link:
Just a question: If swimming is good for you, and makes you lose weight, what are whales doing wrong??


Have you ever considered how fat whales would be if they didn't swim? Hmmmm . . . ? http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif


Jerome 08-31-2001 02:59 PM

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Originally posted by Cloudbringer:


Jerome, my arch nemesis, I should think you'd have learned that one by now!
Lioness? He needs more lessons!


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MILAMBER 08-31-2001 02:59 PM

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If a man voicies his opinion, and he's alone in a forest with no women nearby...is he still wrong? http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif



Sellout! What the hell are you doing saying stuff like that where women could hear you!


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Jerome 08-31-2001 03:02 PM

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Originally posted by MILAMBER:

Sellout! What the hell are you doing saying stuff like that where women could hear you!



I'm a slow learner. http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif
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Istaron 08-31-2001 03:48 PM

Wrong? They are doing nothing wrong. Just imagine how they would look without all the swimming!

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MILAMBER 08-31-2001 03:51 PM

It's ok young grasshopper. Follow our lead and we will raise you in the ways of truth and righteousness.

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