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As ham sandwiches go, it was perfection. A thick slab of ham, a fresh bun, crisp lettuce and plenty of expensive, light brown, gourmet mustard. With the corners of my jaw aching in anticipation, I carried it to the picnic table in our backyard, picked it up with both hands, but was stopped by my wife suddenly at my side.

"Hold Johnny (our six-week-old son) while I get my sandwich" she said.

I had him balanced between my left elbow and shoulder and was reaching again for the ham sandwich when I noticed a streak of mustard on my fingers.

... I love mustard.
..... I had no napkin.
....... I licked it off.
......... It was not mustard.

No man ever put a baby down faster. It was the first and only time I have ever sprinted with my tongue protruding. With a washcloth in each hand I did the sort of routine shoeshine boys do, only I did it on my tongue.

Later (after she stopped crying from laughing so hard) my wife said, "Now you know why they call that mustard 'Poupon'."




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ROTFLMAO! ohhh man. so, how did the 'mustard' taste? ive always wondered...

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Oh my gosh! Well, all I can say is that accidents to happen. Gives a whole new meaning as to why one would want to wash their mouth out if soap, doesn't it?

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LOL YUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK, glad it wanst you Saz, can I wish that on others though?

Kinda like eating half a sandwich then discovering the mold that's covering half the bread, except it's worse.

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Hope I'll never experience this for myself
It's nice of you to warn us Sazzie

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yep, thanks for the warning .. LOL

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Oh Saz, how funny. I almost fell off my chair when I read this. I think you should send it in to Readers Digest. Just might make some money off of it. What a great laugh. Thanks for sharing.

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I´m not laughing at you, I´m laughing with you! ROFL! Well...shit happens!http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif

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LSHISMCT!!!!(Laughing So Hard I Swallowed My Chewing Tobacco)

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*shakes head, laughs uproariously* EEEEWWWWWWW! Saz.. yuk! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/tongue.gif

Cloudy

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I wish I could, Lady Avalon, but it's not my story (thank heavens!) http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif It came through the e-mail the other morning from a friend. But you're right...whoever it happened to should send it in to Reader's Digest.



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Oh that is the grossest thing. Very funny. I'm glad it wasn't you Saz eeeewwwww.....

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Ugh. Makes my stomach churn just thinking about it.

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Saz, that's a very funny story. But at the back of my head I'm hearing the words 'Urban Myth'.

I'd like to think it's true though. http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

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I know, Donut...I thought the same thing. I've known stranger things to happen, though. (don't ask) http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

It's still hilarious, though! I kept thinking, "Oh, that poor GUY!" And it gave me yet another reason to dislike mustard (I'm NOT a mustard fan!)




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HAHAHAHAHAHA! Funny stuff Saz, albeit extremely sickly LOL! http://www.contrabandent.com/pez/otn/puke/barf.gif That poor guy! He is probably so paranoid now about condiments LOL. Probably will never eat any poopon, mayo, ketchup, guacamole or pudding again! http://www.contrabandent.com/pez/otn/tongue/nut.gif

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Or Vegemite. http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif Gues what I have? Three, count 'em three really large jars of vegemite at my disposal. I went without for months, found a five dollar tiny jar two weeks ago, and now have more than enough! Hehehehehehe
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