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Just had to put this up by itself, I know it sure made me feel alot better about how busy I have been working! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

Quality Control

When you have an "I hate my job" day try this:
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section. You will need to purchase a rectal thermometer made by "Q-tip"
Be very sure that you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the drapes and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed during your therapy.
Channge to very comfortable clothing, such as a sweat suit and lie down on your bed.
Open the package and remove the thermometer. Carefully place it on the bedside table so that it will not become chipped or broken.
Take out the written material that accompanies the thermometer and read it. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:
"Every rectal thermometer made by Q-tip is personally tested."
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,
"I am so glad I do not work in quality control at the Q-tip company!"

There, don't you feel better about your job now?

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Defender of Those Unable To
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LSHISSAOMK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no.../1orglaugh.gif http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no.../1grlaugh2.gif
Thanx JJ!! Pleased to meet cha, BTW!

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Official teaser and ranger of the HADB Clan
Waitress and entertainer at Cloudy's Cafe in GD

*grimaces*

Suddenly my life seems so much better because of that...http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...s/biglaugh.gif

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I wonder if they get bonuses after meeting their daily quota?

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Moni

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Imagine you have that job.

Imagine you are a single guy.

Imagine you are at a bar.

Imagine the woman of your dreams approacing you at the bar.

Imagine that woman saying, "So, what do you do for a living?"

I think THAT moment would be worse than the job itself.

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Gaelic

[This message has been edited by Gaelic (edited 07-23-2001).]

This was definitely my laugh of the day. Thanks.

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*shudders*

oh my.

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trux

JJ!

Only you could find this jewel!

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Order of the Holy Flame
Member of Clan HADB

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Eeew!
No no no no no... (trying to erase that thought)!!!!

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Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

Epona of The Laughing Hyenas

Uh-uh ... I wonder what one may put on his resume to get the job ... http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

Could be worse, you know - think about the guy who spends all day performing the job interviews http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif - or the guy in charge of the training sessions ! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

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The world is my oyster !

I definitely feel much better about answering phones now. I've lost all right to complain!

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Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, I just don't have to listen.
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I think all virus and pop up ad creators should be sentenced to doing this job.

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Gaelic

I suddenly feel alot better about my position in life.

Glycerine

Mwahaha! well, i suppose that IS slightly worse (and more painful!) than getting yelled at by my clan mates and having to go to boring old school soon! quite funny, if i might say...

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