I killed Uncle Quayle. It was so messed up, right after I killed Uncle Quayle, Aerie broke down and began sobbing. She screamed how cruel I was and said she would kill herself. Then she grabbed my sword, and impaled herself on it, muttering how I should die for my evil deed.

Then, right after she died, I got killed by that gnome fella because he had a crush on Aerie.

Ouch, I have never tried that approach. Did you kill him intentionally or was it an accident?

Well, I had cast Lightning Bolts using Aerie, Jan, Nalia, and Edwin...and somehow, my hand had it's own conscience, and it clicked on Quayle.

But you haven't heard the whole story...

After I had killed Quayle, Edwin, as Edwina, began laughing manically and ranting that "The world is so much more bearable now that Aerie's worthless peon of an Uncle has died by the hands of us all!"

Aerie called Edwina a female dog, then she enveloped Edwina in a fireball, killing him/her.

Nalia yelled at Aerie, telling her that she was acting selfish, so Aerie threw her mace at Nalia and then cast a disintegrate spell upon Nalia and shut her up for good.

Jan started ranting about how Quayle's death reminded him of his Uncle Itchy, who had died in a similiar manner while choking on a turnip. Aerie got so mad that she polymorphed Jan into a rat, then polymorphed herself into a Dragon, and squashed him flat.

Then she polymorphed back, and did what I detailed in the first post.

[ 03-30-2002, 04:45 PM: Message edited by: Jerr Conner ]

Don't feel bad, I had a similar experience back before Homeworld first came out. All we had was the demo to play and I had been going wild salvaging enemy ships. I had about 40 various capital ships in 'wall formation' right next to my Mothership. I had freshly captured ships being taken in for conversion while dealing with attacking fleets at the same time. I lost track, and thought that enemy destroyer had snuck in through all the 'frackus' and had all my cap ships open up on it. To my chagrin that destroyer was in the process of being taken into the mothership for conversion. I was stunned as I watched all those caps pummel it as it disappeared into her hanger bay, and 'KaBlooey'! Mothership and fleet went up in a spectacular explosion. . I still laugh everytime I think about how shocked I was. . heh

Did I mention that after Aerie had killed Jan, Imoen appeared out of nowhere saying she escaped from Irenicus?

Then she saw Aerie and said how sad she was that Aerie's Uncle Quayle had died.

Then Aerie cast a fireball at Imoen, killing her, while saying, "If I can't have my Uncle, you can't have your 'sister'!"

Then, she sobbed, killed herself, etc., etc.

[ 03-30-2002, 04:54 PM: Message edited by: Jerr Conner ]

Hey man,

It is still only 31st March here....

LZ

That's a joke...

You don't have April Fools there do you, and yes I do know its only 30 March......

Ah well, its Saturday Night, I am stuck at home, and I have a large tinnie sitting beside me

LZ

[ 03-30-2002, 05:11 PM: Message edited by: Zidane ]

Hehe, yea we do have April's Fool.

How many tinnies have YOU had??..

LZ

Hee! Hee! Good one Jerr. I knew it all along. :D

Thanks.

What's a tinnie exactly?

A tinnie

Now, any self respecting Aussie would tell you what a tinnie was..

Well

Imagine a nice cold can of your favourite brew - you get the picture, cans are made of tin, hence tinnie........

LZ

Anyway you brightened up my boring Saturday night - thanks

I wasn't about to complain, Jerr's tale was definately enjoyable and well worth reading [img]smile.gif[/img]

:D over here, a tinnie is known as a certain illegal weed rolled up in tin foil :D - 'sall good... :bonghit: :D

you still put beer in tin cans?here in the u.s. we only get aluminum.

Thanks Relic and Zidane.

YES - Nice story :D

Although the part about polymorfing into a dragon was overdoing it just a bit

I thought so too, I should have had her polymorph into something grander.

well if some beliefd that ???

but it was funny at first [img]smile.gif[/img]

I wonder if anyone did take it seriously when they first saw it.

I wonder if anyone did take it seriously when they first saw it.</font>[/QUOTE]Honestly? I didn't take it seriously. But it was quite amusing to see how many replies it took before the contemplations were exchanged by someone wondering if it was a joke or not... Nice thread. ;)

I did take Jerr seriously the first time. Once he ammended it was pretty sure he was having fun. When he altered the second time then I was positive, but it was fun so I enjoyed keeping it running [img]smile.gif[/img]

I can see where someone would, I mean how many people try to kill Quayle?

[ 04-03-2002, 06:12 PM: Message edited by: Jerr Conner ]

http://www.plauder-smilies.de/yellows/laughing.gif</font>[/QUOTE]Is that a compliment?

The first post was remotely possible. The second post wasn't. By the third post... ROFL! Poor Aerie!

Now, all we all need is someone knowledgeable in Computer Programming to make a bug-free modules where this actually happens. (Then I'd have to make up something funny for each character)

For instance, if Minsc is in the group, before Aerie kills herself, he'll scream, I must protect my witch!

Then, when Aerie actually kills herself, instead of Kalah killing the main character, Minsc will scream, Aerie!! AGGHHH! NOOOOOOOOOO!

Then he'll go into a funny rant about how he will dispense butt-kicking justice upon you for your evil deeds and that Boo will leave pellets on your grave!

Finally, Minsc will kill you.