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kiwidoc 06-12-2001 01:12 AM

I have just had the most wonderful vision of an interpretation of Rude Dawgs name http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/noncgi/smiles/485.gif http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/noncgi/smiles/485.gif http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/noncgi/smiles/485.gif

For some reason he doesn't want me to post it. Tell me what should the canine offensiveness, his ineffable impoliteness, the epitomy of dogged uncouthness, the crude coyote, the poopy puppy himself offer as a bribe to keep this aging hippy happy http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/hippy.gif

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Sazerac 06-12-2001 01:15 AM

Ohhhhhh I could have fun with this one!!

But being that RudeDawg is such a good friend of mine, I won't! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no.../xyxthumbs.gif

http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif

http://www.wizardrealm.com/images/saz.gif

caleb 06-12-2001 01:22 AM

He should change his name to the horndawg with all those racy posts http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/hihi.gif of course I am a co-conspirator in those posts so maybe I should shut up http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

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BOW TO THE BISCUIT KING AND HIS THRONE OF SCONE!!!

[This message has been edited by caleb (edited 06-12-2001).]

RudeDawg 06-12-2001 01:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sazerac:
Ohhhhhh I could have fun with this one!!

But being that RudeDawg is such a good friend of mine, I won't! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no.../xyxthumbs.gif

http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif

http://www.wizardrealm.com/images/saz.gif


Thanks, Sazerac!!! A loyal friend !!! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...s/biglaugh.gif


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RudeDawg 06-12-2001 01:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by caleb:
He should change his name to the horndawg with all those racy posts http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/hihi.gif of course I am a co-conspirator in those posts so maybe I should shut up http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif


ME ?!?!?! RACY ?!?!?!

and, yes, caleb. you should shut up !!! You're worse than I am...

cue caleb's theme music: chikka BOW wow wow chikka BOW wow !!!



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Sazerac 06-12-2001 01:27 AM

One thing I can say, this place ain't no Sunday School! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/noncgi/smiles/338.gif

http://www.wizardrealm.com/images/saz.gif

caleb 06-12-2001 01:28 AM

Im not the one that knows porn music so well he can type out the sounds http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...les/tongue.gif

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BOW TO THE BISCUIT KING AND HIS THRONE OF SCONE!!!

Sazerac 06-12-2001 01:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by caleb:
Im not the one that knows porn music so well he can type out the sounds http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...les/tongue.gif


And how would YOU know what it sounds like as well?? http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/nono.gif

ROFL!

http://www.wizardrealm.com/images/saz.gif

RudeDawg 06-12-2001 01:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by caleb:
Im not the one that knows porn music so well he can type out the sounds http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...les/tongue.gif


You DID recognize it, you know!!!
I hear it every time you enter a thread....


chikka Bow wow wow chikka Bow wow....


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[This message has been edited by RudeDawg (edited 06-12-2001).]

kiwidoc 06-12-2001 01:42 AM

Well Muttly, my sweet - I still havent seen anything to stop me posting this wonderful vision that was vouchsafed to me http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/noncgi/smiles/338.gif http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/noncgi/smiles/338.gif http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/noncgi/smiles/338.gif

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caleb 06-12-2001 01:47 AM

So rudedawg hows it feel being hathor? http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...les/tongue.gif The neutereddawg http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

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BOW TO THE BISCUIT KING AND HIS THRONE OF SCONE!!!

RudeDawg 06-12-2001 01:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by caleb:
So rudedawg hows it feel being hathor? http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...les/tongue.gif The neutereddawg http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif


hey, porno-biskit... http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...s/biglaugh.gif

not too bad. As the goddess of all women, I'm using my powers to shorten skirts, and plunge necklines this summer!! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/noncgi/smiles/338.gif Also, expect to see the shortest shorts since the 60's !!!

mmmmmmmmmmmmm

one day I'll use my powers for good. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...hterpurple.gif
nah http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/nono.gif


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http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...s/rudedawg.jpg http://www.wizardrealm.com/images/rdawg.gif

[This message has been edited by RudeDawg (edited 06-12-2001).]

antonius 06-12-2001 05:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by RudeDawg:
hey, porno-biskit... http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...s/biglaugh.gif

not too bad. As the goddess of all women, I'm using my powers to shorten skirts, and plunge necklines this summer!! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/noncgi/smiles/338.gif Also, expect to see the shortest shorts since the 60's !!!

mmmmmmmmmmmmm

one day I'll use my powers for good. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...hterpurple.gif
nah http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/nono.gif


that _is_ using your powers for good http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif



kiwidoc 06-12-2001 05:49 PM

Come on ladies and gents. Surely someone out there besides me wants to see the Dirty Doggy squirm http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/hihi.gif

Suggestions puleeeze! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...hterpurple.gif

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[This message has been edited by kiwidoc (edited 06-12-2001).]

Charean 06-12-2001 05:54 PM

I am more of a post it and let the chips fall where they may (so to speak)... and I am horribly curious.

The Big Dawg doesn't seem to hip on giving in to bribery anyway... unless you want him to kowtow to you for a couple of days... ya know... saying, Yes Ma'am, You are absolutely right, ma'am.... http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/hihi.gif

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Grand-Ranger 06-12-2001 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RudeDawg:
hey, porno-biskit... http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...s/biglaugh.gif

not too bad. As the goddess of all women, I'm using my powers to shorten skirts, and plunge necklines this summer!! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/noncgi/smiles/338.gif Also, expect to see the shortest shorts since the 60's !!!

mmmmmmmmmmmmm

one day I'll use my powers for good. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...hterpurple.gif
nah http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/nono.gif


Now now RudeDawg your souepuse to be a ranger..

kiwidoc 06-14-2001 02:56 AM

Not only has the dirty doggie has failed dismally to offer me a suitable bribe, he hasn't even offered me himself as an abject slave to my every whim! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/noncgi/smiles/eek.gif

Remember Muttly, you only have yourself to blame http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...l_laughter.gif http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/flipa.gif http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...l_laughter.gif

This is the sublime vision of Rude Dawg vouchsafed unto me:- just what does a rude dog does to Aunties Doris's leg! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/noncgi/smiles/338.gif http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/noncgi/smiles/338.gif http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/noncgi/smiles/338.gif http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/noncgi/smiles/338.gif

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There is only one kiwidoc, accept no substitutes
http://www.drhope.fsnet.co.uk/doctor.gif
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www.judyhope.co.uk



[This message has been edited by kiwidoc (edited 06-14-2001).]

Cloudbringer 06-14-2001 03:21 AM

Uh, that's it?! That's what we've been waiting for?! I want my money back! Huh? Oh, right, I didn't pay to get in... ok, then PAY ME! LOL For waiting for that! LOL http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no.../1grlaugh2.gifhttp://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no.../1orglaugh.gifhttp://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no.../1grlaugh2.gif

CB

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Davros 06-14-2001 05:24 AM

I want my money back too http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...les/ponder.gif http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/rand.gif http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/eek7.gif http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...s/Eyecrazy.gif

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Lord Shield 06-14-2001 06:08 AM

And there was me thinking of visions of clips of Animal Farm (not the cartoon or book)
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RudeDawg, hmm, better play safe as I'm in same Post'n'Play 3E game. On the other hand, kiwidoc is the GM
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Lord Shield plays safe and runs off into the distance

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