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Memnoch 05-29-2001 12:14 PM

Yes, it's cricket season again!!!!!!!!!! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

The Aussies left for Gallipoli yesterday, on their way to merry old England, to try and keep those horrible Poms from taking the Ashes back. This thread is therefore a celebration of Australian cricketing magnificence, as I am confident that in days to come we will repeatedly be entertained by their ginormous feats of daring and skill. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/hihi.gif

I'm forgetting something...what is it??

Oh...England are playing, too. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif (j/k)

No matter who you support, visit this thread in weeks to come and post your comments and opinions? Can England survive without Nasser Hussein? Will the Aussies be stretched past three days in any Test? Who will stop Shane Warne and his lethal flipper?

Let us know!

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Bahamut 05-29-2001 12:28 PM

oohh.. noo... not again.... hockey! hockey!! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif

teach how to play it and ill be there routiing fer ye!!!

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Memnoch 05-29-2001 12:29 PM

All are welcome to post here, even if you don't know what cricket is. And it's "cricket", not "a cricket". http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

I am particularly interested in responses from Donut on this topic. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

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Sir Taliesin 05-29-2001 12:33 PM

Well I'm not Donut (though I am rather shaped like a LARGE one). Please explain
the game to me (briefly please). Being a dumb old Yankee, (can't believe I just called myself a Yankee, being from the south and all!) I don't get it? It kinda reminds me of Baseball. I know its not though.

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Cloudbringer 05-29-2001 12:38 PM

<H2>NO!! NOT the CRICKET invasion again! </H2>

EEEFFF! Those bugs are so persistent! sigh...I was sure I eradicated them last time...hmmm...*hunts through pack for Extra Strength Anti-Cricket spray* AHA! Here it is, hmmmm, not much left. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/frown.gif Ah well, you Crickets are safe for now, but I will return! BWAHAHAHHA!!


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Memnoch 05-29-2001 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sir Taliesin:
It kinda reminds me of Baseball. I know its not though.


http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/noncgi/smiles/eek.gif Baseball!?!

Sir Taliesin, please! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...s/rolleyes.gif

Where do I start. There are 11 men each side. They play 2 innings in a Test match. If a team is attacking in their first innings, then they will be defending in their second. There is a long rectangular strip of grass in the middle of the field called a wicket. On either side of that wicket are 3 stumps with bails on top. The attacking side has a bowler that tries to hit this stump. In an over they bowl six balls from each end, alternating after each "over" (6 balls bowled). They must have their elbow straight while bowling until after they release the ball.

There are 2 batsmen at any given time, one on each end, defending the stumps. Their objectives are 1) protect the stumps from being hit; and 2) make runs in the process. If they hit the ball they can run to the other end. If the ball is caught they are out. If the ball is thrown to either end and one of them is not in his crease (crease is at either end of the wicket) and the bails are taken off the stumps, then that batsman is out. If the batsman hits the ball and it travels to the fence, then that is automatically 4 runs. If they hit the ball over the fence that is 6 runs. If they hit it out of the ground that is still 6 runs and someone has to go and find the original ball. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

If a bowler hits the stumps (the batsman fails to hit the ball or it bounces off the bat on to the stumps then the batsman is out. The next batsman then comes up. (People have been known to bat all day - 8 hours if they are really good.) If the stumps fall 10 times (i.e. 10 batsmen get out) then that team has been "dismissed" for however many runs they made. The minimum number of overs that a team has to bat is 75. They can bat on after this if they want but it will leave them less time to bowl the opposition out. If after 75 overs they have lost less than 10 wickets, then they can "declare" their score, and make a decision to send the other team in to bat. Teams win by bowling the opposition out in both innings and having a higher aggregate score.

Clear as mud? http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif I've left out about a million details because my fingers are starting to hurt. Any cricket aficianados out there that might be able to clarify?



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Lord Shield 05-29-2001 04:27 PM

Stop us from taking the ashes back? Who need to. Our cricket team is full of losers, with the exception of the non-English players (most of them). Brits only invented the game, doesn't mean we have to win it too http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gifhttp://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

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sylent 05-30-2001 12:44 AM

Now... what are the chances od England winning one test?
I am getting a little tired of Australia not losing, or otherwise being challenged. :|

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Bahamut 05-30-2001 02:44 AM

umm.. sort of.. kinda like... got it... http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif

thanx anyway, but i prefer tennis and hockey! wehehe

anyways, what country is the "windies"???(cricket stuff, memnoch should know it) http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

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Memnoch 05-30-2001 02:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bahamut:


anyways, what country is the "windies"???(cricket stuff, memnoch should know it) http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif


The West Indies. In the Carribean, they're known as the Calypso Kings. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

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sylent 05-30-2001 04:23 AM

The "Windies" dominated cricket for about 20 years in the 70s and 80s...
Would have been a great time to support them, but now however, they seem a little... flat

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Donut 05-30-2001 05:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Memnoch:
All are welcome to post here, even if you don't know what cricket is. And it's "cricket", not "a cricket". http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

I am particularly interested in responses from Donut on this topic. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif


Mmmm, looks like I'm being trolled. It would be rude not to reply. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif

The test series against the Australians is far from our minds at the moment. Tomorrow we play Pakistan in the second test of a two match series. We took the first by an innings. On a serious note there are rumours that there may be trouble during the match. Old Trafford, where the game is taking place, is only 10 miles from Oldham and there have been some serious race riots there during the past weeks. The match has been marketed as a 'home' match for Pakistan because of the large numbers of asians who live in the north of England. It is thought that far right groups may attend to stir up trouble. I hope I am wrong and that England go on to win our FIFTH series in a row.

Memnoch, your explaination of cricket has left me confused about a game that I thought I understood http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

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Memnoch 05-30-2001 05:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Donut:
Memnoch, your explaination of cricket has left me confused about a game that I thought I understood http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif


That was the point!! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/hihi.gif

Hope it's a good game, against Pakistan that is, without any crowd trouble.

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Donut 05-30-2001 05:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sir Taliesin:
Well I'm not Donut (though I am rather shaped like a LARGE one). Please explain
the game to me (briefly please). Being a dumb old Yankee, (can't believe I just called myself a Yankee, being from the south and all!) I don't get it? It kinda reminds me of Baseball. I know its not though.


Hi Sir Tal. Please ignore Memnoch's ramblings. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif
This site explains cricket in baseball terms and may make things clearer http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif and this one explains some of the strategies involved.

There are over 10,000 regular cricketers in the US.

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Donut 05-30-2001 05:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lord Shield:
Stop us from taking the ashes back? Who need to. Our cricket team is full of losers, with the exception of the non-English players (most of them). Brits only invented the game, doesn't mean we have to win it too http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gifhttp://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif


That's four successive series victories LS. Please stand beside me and face the onslaught that the barbarians from the antipodes http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif are likely to unleash against me this summer. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif



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Donut 05-30-2001 05:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sylent:
Now... what are the chances od England winning one test?
I am getting a little tired of Australia not losing, or otherwise being challenged. :|


I might have mentioned this already - we are on a winning streak. Four series wins. I seem to remember you lost the last series in India where you managed to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

If you mean that England haven't challenged you recently I have to agree. The coming series will at least be competitive. Unless the British weather saves you http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

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Bahamut 05-30-2001 06:11 AM

ahh.. so now who dominates the cricket world?

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Memnoch 05-30-2001 06:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bahamut:
ahh.. so now who dominates the cricket world?


Who do you think? http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/hihi.gif

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dominions 05-30-2001 07:12 AM

AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
NOT CRICKET! PLEASE! NOOOOOOOOOOO (Homer Simpson Style)!http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

I've got a friend who's REALLY into this sport - bores the rest of us to death!http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

I played the game at school and once or twice on other occasions. I find that it's not a bad game to play, but not so good to watchhttp://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

BTW I do keep track of the scores though, and cheer England on (patriotic duty)

See ya


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Gaelic 05-30-2001 09:02 AM

I just finished reading a book that described what must have been a dreadfully exciting cricket match over about 7 pages. However, I don't think that part was in english. It sure looked like it, but I am pretty good at reading english and I don't think that was it.



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Yorick 05-30-2001 09:40 AM

Bring it on.

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Sir Taliesin 05-30-2001 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Donut:
Hi Sir Tal. Please ignore Memnoch's ramblings. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif
This site explains cricket in baseball terms and may make things clearer http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif and this one explains some of the strategies involved.

There are over 10,000 regular cricketers in the US.


Thank you Donut. No offense Mem, but my head hurt after that!

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Gaelic 05-31-2001 03:59 PM

I checked out that cricket for americans site and it was pretty good. Now I am only mosty confused, instead of completely ignorant!



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Grand-Ranger 05-31-2001 05:13 PM

I perfer Hockey (if i have to chose a sport,i not really into them that much)


Like Bahamut,or Chiharumut,whhehehe http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif


By the way,Bahamut,is your sig. "Stay ahead of the Avalanche" a refrence to Colordo?

Gaelic 05-31-2001 05:17 PM

I prefer football myself. (That's real football, not soccer)



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Azrael 06-02-2001 01:23 AM

Who will stop Shane Warne and his lethal flipper?

A pack of Smokes and a bowl of two minute noodels!

Anyway let's hope England a least put up a fight this time, i think we need to return to the 80's hey-day of Aussie cricket, i'm not talking playing style i'm talking chunky gold chains , peroxide hair and underarm bowling *opps did I say the last part out loud?*


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