A skunk sat on a stump. The stump thunk the skunk stunk. The skunk thunk the stump stunk.

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Spring has sprung
the gras is riz
wonder where the
birdies is?

TEEHEE

CloudSilly

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Storm-Queen
StormCloud of the Black Knight
Heart Mind Soul Forever

LOL http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

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Draconia, Dragon Queen

Someone want to turn down the crack pipe? http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

BK

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The Black Storm Cloud of the Night
Consort to a Queen
Champion of Truth, Justice and Cloudy's Way
Captain of the Knights of the Golden Dragons
Heart, Mind, and Soul
Offical Wizard and Warrior Questioner

LOL ! That's where I can't compete - I have some of those only in French ...

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The world is my oyster !
And now I have the knives to open it ...

PFFFT on Smartassed knights! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

And hahahaha... for Draconia...it IS fun, isn't it!?


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Storm-Queen
StormCloud of the Black Knight
Heart Mind Soul Forever

Yes it is Cloudy. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

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Draconia, Dragon Queen

http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...les/ponder.gif who me? http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...ievalsmile.gif http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...ittleangel.gif

BK

[This message has been edited by Black Knight (edited 05-07-2001).]

Bring em on. We'd love to hear em.



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Protectorate of the OHF
Death Waits 4 U ALL

I'll check with my son tomorrow - I bet he knows them better than me ! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif



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The world is my oyster !
And now I have the knives to open it ...

It's good to see you again Moraine. Been a long time since we've actually seen each other at the same time. I noticed you are crashing soon. Pleasant dreams and I hope you have a good day tomorrow. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif


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Protectorate of the OHF
Death Waits 4 U ALL

ROTFLMFAO.

I'll be back.....ROTFLMFAO. Oh dear oh dear oh dear. I asked for it didn't I. I just had to ask. Just you wait girl....Brilliant. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

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One love, peace.

Moiraine! Bring em on!

CB

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Storm-Queen
StormCloud of the Black Knight
Heart Mind Soul Forever

There once was a man from Nantucket......

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The sexiest elf mage in the land
I feel the need, the need for SPEED!
Peace and hair grease

The skunk on the stump sat on a lump, stuck up his arse and it made him jump. He came back down, looked around, saw the stump and the lump was brown. He looked at the lump did the little skunk, he realised then it was the lump that stunk. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

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One love, peace.

ER, I know a few of those...uh, not quite the same thing, there, bosself!

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Storm-Queen
StormCloud of the Black Knight
Heart Mind Soul Forever

LOL Stinky Skunks. How fun. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

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Draconia, Dragon Queen

I don't know if this is the same but here is the only good poet I ever wrote...

I wish I knew
How to Write a Haiku
But I don't


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Not bad Row, not bad. Not sure that you followed all haiku rules as I don't remember them specifically. Not bad at all though pal.

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One love, peace.

Betty Butter Bought A Bit of Bitter Batter, err, can't remember the rest LOL!

helpme..

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Shite..!!!! You take me down every time! Cannot compete with your incredible wit Charlie! LMFAO!!!

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Yes lovely isn't it? Told you I was lame-o for topics LOL! Bring me your Lame and I will absorb it within myself and make it mineown. Err. Again, help me..

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I wouldn't call your topics lame, FUNNY is more the word. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif Sorry, I am not good at this kind of thing. Can't rhyme and I lost my wit many years ago in a feak accident. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif


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Draconia, Dragon Queen

From skunks to woodchucks since I forget the Betty Butter one too LOL!

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
He'd chuck all the wood that a woodchuck could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood!

(Say Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers 5 times in a row as fast as you can!)

Ladyzekke, LOVE the Sig!!!!!Fantastic!

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Moni

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Wow Moni, that's some little chucker of wood that little woodchucker motherfu..FRIENDS...I won't go there. Err, I'll get me coat. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

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One love, peace.

The birdies is in the trees they are
Droppings all over my car http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

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HAHAHAHA! And on mine! And eating the bugs in my lawn!

Cloudy



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Storm-Queen
StormCloud of the Black Knight
Heart Mind Soul Forever

Charlie, you are a riot! LM(F)AO!
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Moni

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Betty Butter Bought A Bit of Bitter Batter....
dropped it on the floor and the batter went splatter,
I need to re-use that thought Betty Butter,
her family and friends thought she was a raving nutter,
she picked it up and ate it but it tasted bitter
one week later and no clothes would fit her
the moral of the story is dont eat batter
cos like Betty Butter you will end up fatter.

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Trying my best to cheer you up here pretty thing.

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One love, peace.

God, I need some of what you all have been drinking!!!

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Meddle not in the affairs of dragons
if you are crunchy and good with ketchup!

Oh man! LMFAO!! I pass it to you and then you run with it you brilliant ______! Never do you fail to amuse.. Whataguy! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif Can I stop laughing? NO!! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no.../1orglaugh.gif

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Can't sleep. Good one Moni, difficult too, I can't get it. Terrible what insomnia will drive a man to do at 4.45AM. If anyone catches me I'm gonna get locked away for sure. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif
Now you try saying - "Peggy Babcock" 5 times fast as possible. Very short, very difficult. Bet you can't do it.

Are aspirins meant to make you dance all night btw....no thought not.Oops. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

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One love, peace.

I ain't leaving with no 13 in my post count, not while I'm sitting here reciting tongue twisters anyway. It's not that I'm superstitious or anything you understand.

Err doc, why you doing my new pyjamas up at the back.... and why are these sleeves so long..... and what are these buckles for.....oooerr.....mummy....help me.....http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

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One love, peace.

LOL... no 13 in the post count, Charlie, but check out the posting time: 12:13. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

LOL http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no.../1orglaugh.gif laugh3:
Who hit Nellie in the belly with the jelly and put her in hellofa jam?

Ain't no use in going home, Jody's got your gal and gone, am I right or wrong, YOUR RIGHT!

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Man, I must be tired, I am getting TOO silly. . .

Mammawlin

There's a moose in the hoose - get it oot! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

Hm i know a little riddle

What was was before was was was?
Before was was was was was is

now read this very carefully

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The Githyanki Necromancer - High Magician of the Holy Flame

I visited Miss Brown,
who was bathing and couldn't come down.
Said I, slip on something and come down quick,
so she slipped on the soap and came down in a tick.


Hows about a limmerick?

There once was a man from Bengal,
who went to a fancy-dress ball.
He mumured I'll risk it, and go as a biscuit,
but a dog ate him up in the hall.

and a riddle:

The blind beggar a brother, but the blind beggar's brother doesn't have abrother, so who is the blind beggar?


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Holy Avenger of the OHF and part time Pinguindiebjäger

Bird of a feather flock together
And so will pigs and swine
Rats and mice will have their choice
And so will I have mine

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LOL Charlie! I can't do either one of them! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif

Aspirins...hmmm....I take extra strength bufferin for an occassional headache...they make me start slurring my words before they knock me out cold LOL! My friends think its really funny that I can get "drunk" on aspirin! Can't see myself being able to dance all night in that state! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif

Love, Hugs & Peace,
Moni

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Here's one in French from my son Marc (he wrote it himself) :

"Si ton tonton tond ton tonton, ton tonton sera tondu."

(Would translate as something like : If your uncle shaves your uncle, your uncle will be shaven - doesn't sound good at all in English ! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif ).

I have another one myself (still in French) :
"Combien coûtent ces six saucissons-ci ? Six sous ceux-ci, six sous ceux-là, six sous ces six saucissons-ci !"
Find this one yourself ! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

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The world is my oyster !
And now I have the knives to open it ...