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OI!!! DID YOU STEAL MY PINT?
At a party somewhere in South London sometime this month my pint of beer was stolen. It may have been accidental, it may have been knocked over, it may just be kidnapped...I don't know. As no-one at the party has owned up to STEALING MY PINT I feel duty bound to hunt it down. I'm going to do it by a process of elimination that in my mentally deficient state seems absolutely foolproof. If you didn't STEAL MY PINT please put your name down so that you can be eliminated from our enquiries. Any sightings of MY PINT should be reported to the OI!!! HAVE YOU SEEN HIS PINT FOR FUCKSAKES enquiry board somewhere else. So, the question is - OI!!! DID YOU STEAL MY PINT? |
i didnt take it http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif
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If I said I stole your pint would you stick around and let me buy 12 more!
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um, nope *quickly wipes mouth*
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CHARLIEEEEE!!!!! Hi, you are a sight for sore eyes, luv! What's the punishment if I fess up? Not that I am guilty, just what if.
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Hi Charlie, didn't see it myself, but Lord of Alcohol is looking a bit sheepish!
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So sorry to hear you lost your pint Charlie. It's a sad day when one loses their pint. I will keep an eye out for you. Maybe it will show up somewhere... Either way, you can eliminate me from your list, as I have had no access to your pint in quite a while. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif
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Boy that IS wierd, my disappearing pint post appears as if Slackerboy posted it! What gives?
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Hi Ladylicious! I popped over to TeamBG and knicked it off a guy's sig I noticed from the other days fun & games. Uploaded to my other site, added the post only to get no credit! Unless Slacker posted at the same time and the gremlins ate it! Too much of a coincidence though.
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i did post it. i saw it on that guys sig too. great minds think alike
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I dont know what your talking about Charlie. I uhhhh didnt uhhh see or uhhh drink your uhhh pint that was quite tasty so uhhh dont know what your uhhh talking about.....
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Hey, Charlie!!! No, I didn't steal your pint, but that doesn't mean I wouldn't if given a chance! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif
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Pint of what? I'm pretty picky about what I go around and steal, so your going to have to come up with a little more description than "a pint", else I'm not sure I'll remember.
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I am not sure if I did or didn't take a pint that may or may not have been your property. I may or may hot have seen one sitting around unattended and lonesome and I vaguely remember that I may or may not have chatted it up. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif Maybe you could refresh my failing memory: what did the allegedly missing pint of unknown liquid look like? http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif CloudyBorrower ------------------ http://publish.hometown.aol.com/tobb...s/bestow~1.jpg Raindancer of the Laughing Hyenas Clan Storm-Queen StormCloud of the Black Knight Heart Mind Soul Forever [This message has been edited by Cloudbringer (edited 04-30-2001).] |
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But tis true... they don't resemble pints of beer, those CherryFizzes. Sorry Charlie, no pints were consumed by myself or LadyZ! CherrylippedCloudy http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif ------------------ http://publish.hometown.aol.com/tobb...s/bestow~1.jpg Raindancer of the Laughing Hyenas Clan Storm-Queen StormCloud of the Black Knight Heart Mind Soul Forever |
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Nope, it's a fu***ng disaster of biblical proportions. It's painfully pointless being a pintless person. WHERE'S MY PINT?..WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH. Charlie - Pondering the pintless predicament. ------------------ One love, peace. |
Oy VAY! Get the lad a pint of the best. Here ya go. A nice pint of warm Guiness while you look. Think of it as a temporary pint while you wait, 'kay? Just for the record, I only drank shots this weekend, so I could have in no way took your pint.
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Charlie, maybe your pint is with that guy's detatchable penis somewhere.
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You lost me there Yorick, sorry. I take it you have seen neither MY PINT nor some guys detatchable penis. Let me take this opportunity to say that you can keep MY PINT if it is anywhere near a penis of any description.
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That's a pisser http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif
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Charlie? Have you not heard the hit song about the dude and his lost detatchable penis?
I assumed they'd be together because both it and your pint glass contain 'piss'. ------------------ O.K..... what do I do now? Goo goo goo choo? http://www.animfactory.com/animation...ing_lg_clr.gif A fair dinkum laughing Hyena! |
Bugger, you beat me to it B.K. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/frown.gif
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Alas poor Yorick, I knew it not.
Call me a snob if you like but I don't listen to chart records or commercial shite. Detracts from the true artists and gifted musicians who should be earning the money out there imho. Where oh where is MY FUC**NG PINT? http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif ------------------ One love, peace. |
You know, I saw a pint just last night... Where was I..hmmmm. It really would help to know what kind of pint it was. I don't remember much else of last night, but I don't think it was me.
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Good Gravy! Leave you guys alone for a few hours and you start discussing detachable members and pissing? OI VAY! *shrugs, shakes head and laughs* MEN! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/eek7.gif
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Charlie it has been an entire day now, I think your pint (and that other thingy) are probably both flat by now wherever they are. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif
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Nooo noo, never shall I give up on MY PINT. It has now been a couple of weeks, not a day, since this heart rending tragedy happened. I couldn't care less if MY PINT is as flat as a witches tit when I get it back......I just want it back. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif
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Hey where do you get these detachable penises? I need a trade in. When I wear the fishnet speedo's I keep getting called Tunacan man for some reason
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