Well hmmph - after all the oestragen madness, we downtrodden males (drones) need a sign-up thread too!

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Mouse

GRUNT SNORT GGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRR...........

I'm with yer matey


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[This message has been edited by Staralfur (edited 04-28-2001).]

Har! Har!

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Ditto Minus the GRUNT SNORT GGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRR........... http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

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Males of the World Unite to enslave the women and make them our sextoys
(now if any woman are reading this YOU SHOULD'T)

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The Githyanki Necromancer/Assassin - New and Improved

Argh...

When do we order the beer and pizza?

I'm gonna load the Southpark movie.. (my girl HATES me watching it)

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The RudeDawg
Known in these Forgotten Realms as Perin LightEyes

Sextoys??? I was expecting just to chat and maybe make some witty jokes but... I suppose you'll have no complaints out of me. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

Can we start by getting them do some of the washing up they've left in our kitchen please.

We Got Machines to do the wash
try satisfying yourself with a machine
or rather
Don't


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The Githyanki Necromancer/Assassin - New and Improved

SOUTHPARK ROX

Kenny's the greatest

AARG Floos contol Suxz

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The Githyanki Necromancer/Assassin - New and Improved

Quick - if we get 10 or so more posts we'll be beating their thread. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...les/tongue.gif

NOT that it's competative or anything.

Rikard, gotta love SouthPark...
I'm watching episode 416 right now, the one with the children sending their folks to jail by claiming to be molested...

BTW, did you get my email?

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The RudeDawg
Known in these Forgotten Realms as Perin LightEyes

Has anyone seen the full 'Park Wars - The Little Menace'? V.funny especially as they were giving it away for free, (probably because of copyright etc...).

Yeah i did
I also downloaded it
Havend checked the zip as i'm too drunk to understand anything of it

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The Githyanki Necromancer/Assassin - New and Improved

I've got a link to an ftp that has it and all the episodes in RealPlayer format...

I can post it , if there are no objections...

"no foolies" - Stan, in epsiode 416

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The RudeDawg
Known in these Forgotten Realms as Perin LightEyes

This looks like a nice place to fart and to talk about sports. Of course someone might need to leave from time to time if the ladies need a light bulb changing or if there is an iddy-biddy spider over at their place.


Tin Hat Time http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

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Official Titterer of the Laughing Hyenas
Heading for Cardiff

Cool
Stan Rox
Kyle Rox (Kick the Baby)
Kenny Rox
Cartman... well Cartman exists

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The Githyanki Necromancer/Assassin - New and Improved

<marquee scrollamount=40>Peekaboo!</marquee>

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I've just realised that no women will ever visit this thread so we can let out true feelings be known!

So, How many men does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, let her do the dishes in the dark.


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Heading for Cardiff

Yeah
All women look better in the Dark
Except one....

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The Githyanki Necromancer/Assassin - New and Improved

I think we might have been infiltrated by a cunning and devious spy. Keep your eyes out men.

WOOHOO - sports, beer, farts, and sexist jokes. One on the eye for affirmitive action. So, are the pommies going to put up a fight for the ashes this year???? Just got a reply from Arsenal FC - no they won't spot me a ticket to the Leeds clash next week BOOHOO.

Don't kick the baby!!! (Kyle's brother)

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The RudeDawg
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Hi Davros

We probably won't try too hard for the Ashes in deference to the age of your team. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif I can't believe Shainie has been forced to leave the Old Peoples home for one more series. Does the matron know that he is going? http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

If you want a ticket for Saturday's game I've got one. Of course I need to be sure that you will wear red rather than white. Plus it might be difficult for you to get here in time!

By the way - The Lions are coming. Any interest in Rugby Union?

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Heading for Cardiff

Yes Donut I would be wearing RED - is there any other colour - "Go the Gunners" - I did email their office because I am flying in that morning, staying the night, and flying out to Jamaica on the Sunday. Am hoping one day to get to see them. Guess I will try again in August when I have more time (will be on leave that time at least). Have only seen one football game over there - saw Derby v Borough at Pride Park in 99 (still backed the reds - only one red to NOT support - those damned devils - urgh).

Warnie is not that old - this from the country that served up Goochie, Cowdrey and Boycott until just about in their 50's LOL http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif. Yup, the Lions are coming, but not to Perth I don't think (pity).

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Donut Davros - I am serious about that ticket. If you are really interested I will make enquiries about it tomorrow. It belongs to a friend who's girlfriend doesn't want him to go to football. (She's from New Zealand). You would need to meet me outside Highbury on the day. Let me know.

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Heading for Cardiff

I am deadset serious Donut - that would be fantastic if you could help me get to the game. I have to nip off to the shops shortly to buy a few things for the trip, but if you have any luck with the ticket then either email me direct (address is attached to the TGE registration) or reply via this thread. Getting to the game would be an unlooked for bonus, and show the real value of cultivating friendships over forums like this (thank goodness Dan got it back on line in time). I know to not get hopes up, you can't promise anything yet, but knowing that I have someone working to help me out is a rush in itself. I look forward to hearing from you again.

Signing off for a couple of hours now

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Nordom, cousin to Davros

WTF?

MANCHESTER UNTIED FC FOREVER

We Got 008 (that what we call him at PSV) Van Nistelrooy
Try to beat that Arsenal (http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...les/tongue.gif)

Bah Arsenal what's gonna be next?
Liverpool?



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Don't worry about ladyzekke... she's cool...

Besides, you notice that wicked fart her "girlie" uses to disable opponents???

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Ehm what happened in Munich last week?

AND at the derby?

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Well, seeing as Alec Stewart and Mick Atherton are his roommates, they should be able to tell you. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif

Have the ponds- er, pitches dried out yet, Donut old son?

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BTW mario what's up with Ramanish?
Have you started it?
coz if you did you can send it to me i'll try to finish it (as i finally found the game choise option :s)

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The Githyanki Necromancer/Assassin - New and Improved

"It belongs to a friend who's girlfriend doesn't want him to go to football. (She's from New Zealand)."

Whats up with that? none of my female cousins from new zealand have a problem with football or rugby.

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Seems unusual to me too Caleb, most NZ'ers I know live for football and rugby. I won't be complaining at all but, especially if Donut manages to score a ticket for me because of it http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif. Here's hoping.

And Rikard, Man U (uuurrggghhh) - good team unfortunately (pthawww, sour taste on the tongue saying that), but glad to see they only won one thing this year - well done Munich. By the way, how may months did Keane get for that shocker of a foul (I haven't heard anything on that front yet, but news is slow in reaching OZ).

And 3 cheers for the mighty Brisbane Lions, who won today in a spectacular comeback over the hapless Fremantle Dockers. Just as well, my name would have been all sorts of manure at work tomorrow if we had lost to them http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif.

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Yes I see your point. The problem is that she wouldn't be able to get a ticket & she doesn't want him to leave her at home. The fact that his season ticket costs him £700 per year doesn't seem to matter.

I can't explain any further, firstly because it is very complicated and secondly because I don't understand it myself. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif

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More news about the ticket tomorrow Davros.

Roy Keane got an automatic 3 match ban for the assault on Haaland but as their season is already over http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif it won't make much difference. The latest in the tabloids this morning is that he is receiving counselling and treatment for depression and mood swings. His latest outburst is that 'Man United are rubbish!' I'll drink to that http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/noncgi/smiles/485.gif

Supporting Brisbane but living in WA - what's the story?

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Hi Donut,

Supporting Brisbane because I am a good loyal Queenslander that has shifted to WA because I have a great job over here. The weather is fabulous in WA (well it is in Spring and Autumn anyway), but it's the extreme sporting paraochialism that you find over here that has made me more of a Queenslander than ever. If we had lost to Fremantle then life would not have been worth living this week.

I interpret from your sig that you are off to the cup final in Cardiff on the 12TH!!! If I am assuming correctly, that is great for you - hope we blow Liverpool away. I hope I can catch it on TV in Jamaica, should be sometime on Saturday morning over there I expect.

WHAT - only 3 weeks!!!! And with the way he was standing over him and yelling abuse - gee, give him what Cantona got, a bloody good long holiday from the game.

Look forward to hearing from you tomorrow on the ticket.
Bye

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HAHAHA... You betcha, babe! Cloudy doesn't change a light bulb if she's got one of you around to do it! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif And having a serious phobia of those nasty arachnids...well, you'll come running if you hear the scream...so will half the 911 and swat teams! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif

Cloudbringer
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