In reference to this thread: Larry's Fault


<font color=steelblue>Haha! You have fallen into my trap and now shall perish!

Fools!</font>

[ 12-12-2004, 10:21 PM: Message edited by: Larry_OHF ]

*gasp* I clicked the link *slinks out*

<font color=steelblue>As Stormy tries to escape, The Mad Mod fires two rounds of hot lead into her backside as she runs...</font>

OOOOhh, NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! :eek:

<font color=steelblue>As Dron steps into the pit of death created by the horrible moderator, Larry smiles and takes aim. Dron trips over the body of StormyM as he tried to run, and fell to the ground.

Larry walks over to the man lying on the ground and aims the sawed-of shot gun.

"You are a Metallica fan...so I shall let you live. Join me against the others, and your glory will be great. Or you can leave in peace. Whichever you prefer...choose now!"</font>

Hivetyrant walks in, incredibly mutated due to the radiation that has seeped into him through the hole in the ozone layer. (Which was Larry's fault :D )
"Stop Larry!!Or I will have to...."
Hivetyrant see's Stormy lying on the ground with hot lead in the rear, then remembers Larry is a Moderator, and begins to run... [img]tongue.gif[/img]

OOC: Ooooh, Larry. Had you not mentioned the 'Tallica, I merely would have left (or shot you in the face). But, since you used the mighty spell, Power Word Metallica, I am helpless to resist!!

<font color=green>*Dron pulls out his over and under pump action shotgun, with barrel clips*
"What? Of course I have my own! I'm redneck!! [img]tongue.gif[/img] </font>

<font color=steelblue>"Well then...your first mission is to kill Hive! Git'em! I gotta go, for the sun shall soon arise.

After you kill Hive, stand guard over my casket."

The moderator turns into a bat and flies into another room.
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[ 12-12-2004, 11:15 PM: Message edited by: Larry_OHF ]

<font color=Orange>Hivetyrant screeches and quickly grabs the first person he sees...Lars Ulrich!!
Claws at the ready on lars's neck, he starts downloading Metallica songs with the original Napster [img]tongue.gif[/img]
Just to get Dron mad, well, him or Lars :D

why of why... did I even look???

*hides behind the all-mighty power music of Enya*

ooc...I died that quick? you could have at least let me explain, I defended you :cries:

"Hold, heathens! What manner of unholy tirrany is this? It is all YOUR FAULT, isn't it, Larry? I assure you, for this you shall burn in hell! Again!"
He runs over to Stormy, and assesses her wounds. Meanwhile, Larry makes his bat escape. "No, demon! You shall not elude me!"

<font color="white">Callum pops into the thread directly above Larry's flying path. He crahses down on top of him. Picking him up from where he is sprawled beneath him, he attempts to shave all his hair off.

Then he runs to deposit all his posts in the bank.</font>

<font color=Orange> Hivetyrant throws Lars Ulrich at the escaping bat, managing to knock him of his flight path.
Whilst snickering at Stormy and her sore butt [img]tongue.gif[/img] </Font>

<font color="white">Lars Ulrich hits Callum as he is sitting and holding Larry the bat. Callum throws Larry at Hivetyrant in outrage.</font>

<font color=steelblue>Larry comes out of his initial state of shock and takes human form again. He assesses the situation, and looks for a means of turning the tide in this battle.

"Fine...I shall have no rest this hour."

Larry grabs the rest of the Metallica band out of his pocket and throws them onstage, demanding they start playing "Fade to Black". As they do, Lars U. realizes that he needs to be up there, and so runs up to get into place. As the music plays, the lights are fading out, leaving everyone in pitch black darkness like that of death. Fear creeps into the hearts of those foes of Larry as the song fades away only to begin anew with "Enter Sandman". The effects of this music begin to cause the players that band against Larry to fall into a fitful and terrible sleep.

He concludes by directing the band in the conclusive song of destruction..."Creeping Death".

"I told you I am the all powerful! None shall escape my thread of destruction"!

He noticed that Tao had stepped into the trap of death by mistake but was not worried by her, for she had the powerful Enya spell to counter the effects of Metallica's Death Songs. Besides, she was not one of the accusers, so he had no will of death for her in this particular thread. She would have her's coming in another place. </font>

[ 12-13-2004, 08:18 AM: Message edited by: Larry_OHF ]

<font color=Orange>Unfortunantly for Larry, the mutation Hivetyrant recieved, allowed him to close his ears and become temporarily deaf so he was unable to hear the music, he creeps over to the power point and pulls out the bands equipment, sending the room into silence, soon, all the others wake from their sleep, whilst Hivetyrant sneaks towards Larry.</Font>

[ 12-13-2004, 08:46 AM: Message edited by: Hivetyrant ]

<font color=steelblue>"Sneaks? Sneaks?!!Nobody shall sneak around here! I am the all-powerful super scary mad moderator that everyone fears!"

Larry turns into an Ancient Shadow Dragon and spreads his wings as he rises to his full height.

Meanwhile, the ever intellegent band of Metallica realizes this is a chance to play some Acoustic versions of their songs to sell more CDs, so they begin with "Unforgiven" to lower the moral of the opponents that can still hear.</font>

This, BTW...raises the moral of Larry and Dron as long as the music is playing.

[ 12-13-2004, 08:56 AM: Message edited by: Larry_OHF ]

<font color=Orange>Hivetyrant calls over Rammstein, who just happened to be standing near by, tells them to start plaing...
Rammstein's music is much louder that Metallica's which boosts everyone elses morale, whilst, as usual, the band members start their Pyrotechnics display by shooting Fiery arrows at Metallica. </Font>

[ 12-13-2004, 09:27 AM: Message edited by: Hivetyrant ]

< a little knat flies in and lands on Larry's left ear and whispers. "Larry come now, you need to play a few other toons like oh say, Am I evil, and Blitzkrieg and Whiplash and uhm Battery, and then to mellow them out a bit, have the boy's play Orion or something along those lines. Then ya need to summon up Iron Maiden to play the Trooper and slew of other evil intoned song's. Then to finish it off you could have eulogy played by Pantera, Respect!!! ah how's that sound" the knat then takes flight and disappears in the darkness.

<font color=skyblue>"Or I could just squish the pesky self-made leader of this rebellion..."

In dragon forum, Larry steps on Hive, leaving only his head exposed under his foot and reaches down to bite it off. </font>

<Font color=Orange>Well in the Role-play forum, Hivetyrant dissapears into the darkness to gather other anti-Larry's</font>

OOC: Hey, you were the one that made me get to 2000 posts [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[ 12-13-2004, 12:08 PM: Message edited by: Hivetyrant ]

<font color=steelblue>And I will drive you to 3,000 in a week! Arh!</font>

"Seeing that the powers of Metallica are vaning, I select final death for it's unholy noise! I summon the Apocalyptica and their Does Metallica songs to inspire the Emotion: Hope to the masses against the Mad Modding Mage!" as he says it, Bozos pulls out the band's models and casts Enlarge, Animate and Amplify Sound.

<font color=green>Steps into the thread and takes in the sight with his eyes. He nods at all the good music. He then walks over to the Shadow Mage, the one who mods, the one whose powers reach into several threads and gives him a piece of advice.

"Remember, proud brothers... everything is possible...
when you let the mystic power of the dragonflame burn in your heart... believe it...
...it's the dragonflame!"

He then walks to the thread's exit and sparing only one glance behind himself leaves, not wanting to engage in this battle.</font>

Quote taken from Rhapsody - Gargoyles, angels of darkness.

[ 12-13-2004, 04:34 PM: Message edited by: dplax ]

After blindly assaulting this retaliation thread with his own post in HiveTyrant's thread, Michael comes to face off against Larry Mano-a-Mano. Though Mike is only an Elminster, he has a secret power which only he will reveal in the worst of times. for now, i have this to say. LARRY! END YOU REIGN OF TERROR AND FACE ME!

<font color=green> Dron, after staring into nothingness as the events unfolded, snaps to attention.
"Thought you could pull a fast one, while I was on the other plane studying for finals, eh!" he says, in the classic gangster voice. :D
He pulls a frag grenade out of his pocket, and launches it at the offending Rammenstein. He then takes aim with the mighty shotgun-o-doom, and begins decapitating the offenders, a mighty blast the last sound they hear. After all have taken cover from the onslaught, Dron pulls out his cell phone to call Ilander:
"Dude, Metallica's here!!"</font>

BTW, kids, I prolly wont get to slaughter you all for a little while, as I have to study like crazy for the upcoming chem final. If I do well, I can still manage an "A!!" [img]smile.gif[/img]

What is this strange world that I have entered? Demonic riffs and wails of tortured souls are all encompassing, My 'Boyz II Men' tour T shirt evaporates into dust as I am drawn into what seems like the Lair of the dreaded Ancient Shadow Dragon Fourhammerlarry (with rather good taste in music)

Realising now the full seriousness of the wicked trap I had been lured into, I offer up to the all powerful head of the OHF my Mary and Kate Olsen fan club membership and hope that it brings sanctity, or the very least, mercy from his Riff bringing metallic minions.

I await the judgement......

Burn him!!! :D ;)
EDit: Oh NOOOOOOOO! I dont wanna be Egyptian! I had a really cool gun! Ya know, this is all Hivetyrants fault! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[ 12-13-2004, 09:48 PM: Message edited by: Dron_Cah ]

OOC:lol Wellar, nice post.

<font color=Orange>Hivetyrant quickly runs over and grabs the membership card... "Yoink" then runs from the scary Ninja shadow storm.
Hivetyrant then notices the hole in the ozone laayer has started seeping radiation into the room!! growing the heads of all those that were decapitated by Dron!!
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<font color=steelblue>The Mad Modding Dragon of Ironworks looks down at the wee little member and with a mighty tow flips him away like a paper football.

"Next". </font>

<font color=steelblue>"Hey! I'll take that! They're legal age now...ya know... ;)

You shall pass unscathed".

Fourhammerlarry dragon lashes out and traps Hive in his maw, then spits out then reaches up and snatches the paper gold away from him...then sends him flying against the thread's outer wall. </font>

[ 12-13-2004, 11:22 PM: Message edited by: Larry_OHF ]

<font color=CCCCCC>Reaper

The one whose evil eclipses Larry's shimmers into the thread, and laughs a deep and troubling laugh. The one now called Reaper sits back in his Lazyboy to watch the show and hear the tunes</font>

<font color="white">Callum casts Kerr's Sphere of Shut-the-Hell-Up on the assembled throng. Then realises that he has stopped himself from talking as well...</font>

A fellow Mod steps through the gate to assit Larry. It is T-D-C the great.

He casts Power Word: Religion which has the power to shut down all threads created by Ironworks members.

All Ironworks members besides the great moderators are now silenced.

<font color=CCCCCC>Reaper

The dark one laughs as another moderator tries using Shadow Magic(tm), for most of it is harmlessly absorbed into the foul essence of the one known as Reaper.</font>

<font color=steelblue>"Cool! I got more back-up!"

The Modding Dragon switches again back into human form and pockets the membership to the Olsen Twins. <font color=lightgreen>~<font color=lightpink>grinz</font>~</font>

He looks around to see everyone stunned by the power of his brother moderator and smirks.

"Good move, young one. You are fast becoming a great Overlord...and shall soon be an apprentice no more!"</font>

<font color=steelblue>The Modding One turns to The Reaper, and smirks some more.

"I could easily take your post and shove it up your Reaping Rear, oh Foul Essenced One!!!"</font>

<font color=CCCCCC>Reaper

Raising an eyebrow (although under his blackened suit of plate and mail armor and especially his helmet it went unseen), the one called Reaper laughed again, "You have tried that trick before, and always your modding ways fail before the force of the Story, very well, we shall see how the Story plays out in this place. Perhaps your power is strong enough in this thread, perhaps not."</font>

<font color=steelblue>This thread was to teach those impedent little imbeciles on the aforementioned thread a lesson in who their Daddy is!

You and I have no quarrel in this world, and our battle is elsewhere. Therefore, why not help me mop up those that care not for our Role-Playing Forum except to visit here on a lure that I set with the hopes to take a swipe at me in hatred and vengence. Together, we shall prove that years spent in the sacred gaming forum makes us immune to their petty rivalry!"</font>