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-------- Fight Information --------

Current Fights:

BXR65 VS Maelikin Ri

Fights that have taken Place:

Blue Screen Of Death VS Tank Lokisana : Victor : Tank
Jerick Richards VS Gottenhammer : Victor : Gottenhammer
Jerick Richards VS Gottenhammer Sumo DeathMatch : Victor : Jerick

[ 09-24-2004, 06:21 PM: Message edited by: /)eathKiller ]

An arena draws closer to you from the distance, you can see it built into a floating island with a soul cell core located underneath it, keeping the island's gravity drive afloat...

You draw closer, and you can start to hear the cheers of the crowd, lights flashing in the audience... not cameras... but screens... thousands of images floating about all displaying randomly flashing areas of the multiverse photographed live via nanocams...

Your ship docks and everyone steps out... you find your seat after walking up and down some confusing stairs, you notice what must be tens of thousands of roaring cheering spectators all around you... as you sit down a machine hovers up next to you offering some refreshments... before you can ask for some nachos the crowd erupts with cheering... The lights in the stadium dim except for the floating monitors... A platform seems to magically materialize out of nowhere from the darkness... It's coated in solid gold that shines even from where you're sitting far up...

"Ladies and gentlemen! Planars and androids! It gives me great pleasure to introduce... The one... the only... LEADER!"

A large stadium screen lights up on all four corners showing the round face of a cyborg alien who was quite a celebrity among some of the more mainstream Earths.

As the platform descends you can see him wave to the cheering crowds. He picks a microphone up in his hand... and with his deep voice which doesn't fit his appearance, he say's plainly...

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"Let's get ready to rumble!!!!"

The crowd erupts in volleys of fanfare... Ticker tape and other celebratory objects are thrown up in the air, fireworks and pyrotechnics and laser lights and holograms all explode around the stadium...

And then the crowd goes quiet...

Taking a breath, the alien speak up,

"I am very proud to announce that the first match has already been aranged!

Blue Screen of Death is going to take on Tank Lokisana in a Battle Royale!!"

The crowd cheers.

"The age old trial of man against machine! Unarmed combat against guns! Who will win in this fight to the death and nonreversion? FIND OUT, in today's FIRST EVER installment of...

H E X A G O N !

As our contendors step off the gantry into the rotating sphere, let's look at the odds of the fight...

Lokisana seems like a man with a plan... A guardian human, he uses his fists to do his talking for him. He's a newcomer to Hexagon but he's already well known by the mercenaries guild as a real go-getter when it comes to dealing with assasination missions.

He'll be pitted against BSOD... A mechanical monstrocity also well known throughout the mercenaries guild! He carries with him a trusty shotgun into each battle. He seems like he'll be quite a formidable oponent for someone who'se made of flesh and bone!

Without further adue! Let's bring up the RANDOM COMBAT BUTTON!

A pillar lifts up in front of the hovering alien, he smashes his metalic hand on top of it and a buzzer goes off, suddenly the screens flipping through differint worlds all stop on the exact same image...

"They'll be fighting in... a remote corner of the multiverse in a universe that has already been labeled worthy of decomission! NO HOLDS BARED, SPARE NO CIVILIANS, FIGHT TO THE DEATH! The starting ground will be in an airport terminal located in Atlanta Georgia on the Third Planet of Sol... All those who are ready are allowed to place their bets, wagers, and simply comment on how they think this fight will go on!"

BXR65

Standing in the sidelines of the arena the robot assessed all of the data gathered by his sensors. He walked over to where a lot of people were making their bets and with his superior height he looked over the whole crowd.

He thought of the chances of the two combatants in the upcoming fight. He could see that the android was just going to be able to plan nearly every move in advance. With a facial expression resembling a smile he bent over to a woman waiting to make a bet.

"I would bet on the android if I were you."

BXR65 then walked along, observing, quietly gathring data.

The hangar door was going up, opening. White metallic legs with a lightning tatoo could be seen in the darkness penatrated only by rotating orange lights. The gates opened and Blue Screen of Death step into the terminal. He letoutashort burst of smoke from his shoulders, announcing his arrival, and threw his amrs into the air. The crowd went wild as BSoD walked, searching for his designated target.

As the other hangar door opens the other combatant steps out. His eyes are closed and he seems to be in a deep meditation as he assumes his position. He then opens his eyes as he assumes a battle stance.

You see eachother through a crowd of people in a busy airport terminal. They seem startled by your sudden appearance and you spot several men dressed in black security outfits running toward you with guns...

B takes out his shotgun and aims at the first guard. "Stop." he said loudly. The guard wouldn't stop, and Blue shot infront of his foot. The guards ran faster, and jumped towards Blue Screen of Death. Crounching down, the guards piled up on B, but then he jumped and threw them flying. As the guards retreated behind the nearest walls and pillars and called for back-up, Blue reloaded his shotgun, he liked it always full. He then aimed his shotgun at his opponent and walked towards him. The sea of people parted infront of him, and the line between Blue Screen of Death and the human was clear of obstalcles.

The two started running toward each other... The carpected floor beneath their rappidly moving feat began to get displaced and rip in parts, soon their rappid footsteps toward each other were forming craters under each step. Blue aimed his shotgun with machine-like precision and immediatley fired at Tank. Tank took a few bits of srapnel into his body and fell. Blue ran so fast and was unable to stop in time before running over Tank. Tank's right hand is crushed by one of BSOD's large feet. Tank lays on the ground and begins muttering something. BSOD puts on the breaks as his legs lock in place and he causes sparks to fly as he stops what was his rappidly moving body. The nearby people started weeping, shouting, moaning, and screaming at differitn intervals. The sounds of Police traffic over nearby walkie-talkies resonated all around. BSOD Re-aims his shotgun toward Tank, who is now face down with blood soaked carpet around his hand. BSOD fires another round and then is startled to see Tank rolls to one side pushing himself with his good hand. All this while Tank seems to have been chantin something, his chants grow louder and suddenly time displaces itself around his hand. His mangled apendage starts cracking and reshapingitself and in about 8 seconds his hand is back to normal. Unfortunetly this is just enough time for BSOD to aim and shoot Tank in the foot. Red dust flies into the air as Tank's entire lower leg is disolved by srapnel. More shrapnel lands in Tank's lower body and this causes him a great deal of pain. Groaning in pain Tank falls onto his back while Blue loads in more cartriges. Suddenly the sound of distant gunfire can be heard as more security guards and police come around a corner up an escalator. They begin firing at Blue at the same time a voice comes on over the intercom. "Please remain calm, a SWAT team has been dispatched to... Concourse B..." Seeing that the bullets mereley bounce off of Blue's hull, he turns his attention to his oponent again, who suddenly he realizes is gone!
A trail of blood leads to a nearby down escalator with a sign with an arrow by it pointing to Concourse C - F.

Tank runs down an escalator, blood seeping out of many parts of his body. He notices a rappid transport train that has just arrived. "Please step off of the train" A firm male voicee speaks. He runs across the stone floor toward the train, passing by a man who looks at him as he passes by and says "Whoah, Man! Are you alright?!"

Stepping on to the train Tank sees many people all with luggage and some with children. A little girl points at Tank and screams "Mommy, Mommy!"

"Please hold on!" The male voice speaks up, and suddenly the train begins moving rappidly, throwing Tank to the floor. A fellow passenger takes his hand and helps him up. "What happened to you man?" he asks, but Tank just continues chanting to himself...

Several tunnel lights pass by as the train continues to accelorate.

Blue jumps down the escalator as the bullets being fired at him just ping off and he lands on a stone floor. He sees the blood lead toward some metal doors that lead to an empty hallway. Above this hall is a sign that reads "The next train will arrive in 5 minutes"

What do you do Blue?

Blue stops and looks down the tunnel. Nothing. He turns around and sees the SWAT team running down the stairs and setting themselves up around the platform. Blue doesn't wait, and jumps onto the rails. He steps in the middle between the rails avoiding the voltage and starts running down the tunnel, in the direction the train left. His body leans forward and his legs start pumping incredibly fast, the Blue Screen of Death speeds down the tunnel at more than 100 mph.

The Train comes to an abrupt stop and everyone slowly walks on and off. The Male voice says "welcome to Concourse D"

Just as Tank is helped off the train a whirring sound starts growing loud and then a giant white blur rushes by and strikes the train car, crushing it and sending metalic debris and glass flying all over the place, the sound of the impact is absolutley deafening, and as Tank hits the ground he suddenly realizes that he is no longer able to hear... Anything... The Man to his side goes limp and falls over with a giant railing jammed through the back of his kneck. He mouthes something in desperation but soon his brain loses blood and he dies. Tank turns around slowly... unable to hear anything... Standing amongst the burned, bent, and smoking wreckage is the white android... The android lifts up his gun and fires it immediatley. Tank reacts as quickly as he can by grasping the pole in the man's body and using it to lift the man's courpse in front of him as a sheild. The srapnel impacts and Tank can feel the body shake but he cant hear anything. The body shakes again with the impact of another show. blood starts flowing onto Tank's hands making the metal bar slippery, it also starts dripping to the ground in front of the man. Tank continues walking toward the android while the body infront of him gets pumped full of lead. Tank gets close enough and throws the body to one side, he ducks and just barley avoids getting shot in the face at point blank range, he grabs onto the shotgun and with a vice-like grip he crushes the gun with his bare hand. Blue stops for a second in suprise. Suddenly Tank's hand drives into the side of Blue's head, causing him to turn to the side from the impact. Tank then relenetlessly starts punching and kicking the android, each of his attacks putting a new dent in the sold white hull. Screaming, but being unable to hear it, he digs with his fingernails under some coolant ports and rips their sheilding off, he plunges an arm down into the shoulder of the mechanical beast which begins trying to shake him off, but he's already managed to grab and hold on. He pulls his arm back, yanking out large wires which start electrocuting and burning his hand. Even though his flesh is ripping off Tank loses all self controll and continues to pummel the machines relentlessly with his bare body. He even slams his head into the breastplate and creates a dent in the shape of his forehead, which he then proceeds to pummel with his fists. blue reaches around quickly in an attempt to slam his hands on tank's head. Tank extents his arms quicly and punche's Blue's Palms. The machine strains and Tank's arm muscles flex as he keeps the large metalic arms at bay from crushing him. He then proceeds to repeatedly kick the android's face and torso as the android keeps trying to crush him. Finally he ducks down, the hands give way and slam in to each other, and then Tank tries the same tick that Blue tried on him on blue. His palms collide on both sides of blue's head and cause it to flatten like a pancake, this destroys his Occular unit and most of his controll circuitry. The machine's arms go limp. Feeling victorious, Tank slowly stands up, and starts walking away, panting desperatley to get air back in his lungs. Suddenly he feels something, the air changes, and turns just in time to see one of the Android's large arms about to punch him. Tank kick's the large hand and sends it flying away. Tank then realizes that the arm is connected to a flexible cord running out of Blue's arm socket. It reels itself back in and is quickly reatatched. Suddenly the left arm is launched out and it starts moving toward Tank wakling on two of its fings as if the arm was a robot body in itself. Tank runs toward the arm but its caught off guard by the other arm which slams and pins him against the jagged steps of the escalator. It starts moving up, puling the arm with it. Blue is pulled out of the wreckage by the escalator and his body is dragged across the stone floor and on to the escalator. Tank, despite the incredible pain in his back, pushes his upper body against the machine pinning him down. He starts to feel its grip loosen, and he starts to gain confidence. Just then the coord goes taught and in a few seconds Blues Entire body is pulled up toward the hands. Blue's crushed head looks rediculous on his large body, but none the less menacing. Suddenly the elevator stops going up and the arm looses up. They're at the top of the escalator! The steps go flat and though some of the pinch tank's back and scrape him painfully he frees himself and starts running into the concourse with a limp and grasping his back. you see a security guard in front of you, he has a barricade set up. He starts mouthing something to Tank but he can't make out what he's saying. the ground shakes as Blue starts to approach, the police begin firing in the direction of blue, Tank runs toward blue, several bullets pass through Tank's own body by the time he nears blue and despite all of his pain he gives blue a strong punch direclty to the area where his torso and legs meet (A crotch?) The legs fly to both sides and disconect from the body. The now torsoe of a machine falls over and under its own weight half the lower abdomen is crushed. The bullets stop passing by. Without another though to it Tank does a backflip and kick into the androids upper body. Breaking apart any loosened pannels and reducing the machine to a pile of junk. It reaches up a hand but then the arm falls off. Tank does a barrel twist in the air and lands with his back facing the dead machine. He looks at the security guards who seem absolutley socked by what happened. Just then their faces stop looking at him and turn toward the machine. Tank turns and sees an arm grapsing a removed glowing power plant that was taken out of the machine. It was jsut seconds away from going critical, it was so bright that as Tank turned to run he could see The skeletons of the security guards. Tank decides the fastes exit is to jump through a glass window overlooking a large runway populated by many planes. he continues to run, creating craters where his footsteps are, and he speeds away as fast as he can, he runs directly in front of a plan speeding up to take off and continues running as its jets nearly come close to him too. He keeps running, avoiding another concourse building, instead he runs across 4 differint runways all busy with traffic and finally he runs through a fence and into a highly populated forest. The light between the trees grows incredibly bright but Tank continues running, he looks behind him and sees a gigantic mushroom cloud rising up into the sky where the airport once was, then an electromagnetic showckwave starts to instnatly dissolve the trees just a few feet behind him, Tank knows he cant outrun it, but he keeps running anyway, suddenly the whole world around Tank turns to static.

And for the first time in a long time, he can hear a sound... A crowd cheering... the sound of graviton rings spinning around him and coming to a stop...

He made it... he was alive... and Back in the Arena...

Suddenly his body felt... GREAT! As if all of his wounds were removed... The Strange alien floats over to him and Grabs tnak by the hand.

Holding up his arm and screaming into the microphone in his deep voice the alien shouts, "WE HAVE OUR FIRST WINNER!"

The crowds massive cheers only grow louder and the sky fills with fanfare and fireworks.

"How about that!?" He then says releasing you from his firm grasp.

"Here you go my friend!" he says handing you a pair of gloves with metal claw-like tallons on the knuckles. "Your first weapon which you can now take into the tournament! we expect great things of you in the future!"

Tank is lead out by some women who greet him in a more than freindly manner.

Taking the microphone close to his lips the alien speaks to the crowd softly "Join us, Same time, Same Place, Same Channel, Same Dimension! For the next... HEXAGON!!!!"

As he is saying this the portal flashes and a fully repaired Blue Screen of death is lead off by a group of men dressed in black with dark sunglasses who keep saying "better luck next time" rather than choosing to respond to him with other words.

The stadium lights cutt off in the center and the stands light up. The fans pick up their belongings and leave either by teleportation of by using a various number of transports.

And thust concludes the first great battle inside...

H E X A G O N...

Once again night falls on the arena and it lights up. Though its a somewhat cloudy day it doesnt prevent the ships from crowding into the arena, the audience grows quiet as the lights dim...

"Ladies and gentlemen! Planars and androids! It gives me great pleasure to introduce our host... You know him... You love him... It's the only... LEADER!"

A large stadium screen lights up on all four corners showing the round face of a cyborg alien who was quite a celebrity among some of the more mainstream Earths.

As the platform descends you can see him wave to the cheering crowds. He picks a microphone up in his hand... and with his deep voice which doesn't fit his appearance, he say's plainly...
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"Let's get ready to rumble!!!!"

What we have today is going down in the record books! A Potatoemancer... That's right folks... a mage who controlls potatoes is going to be taking on a Star breaker in a no-holds barred, no potatoes prevented... No sanity required match of champions!

Ok so maybe they're both newcommers but they're both self-proclaimed champions! So let's see how they do, huh?

First i'd like to introduce...

Jerick Richards !!"

A 3 foot tall penguin comes waddling out clad in poletzai standard issue armor. The crowd cheers and a few people going "awww! So cute!" Can be heard.

" And his oponent... GOTTENHAMMER!"

A man comes wakling out with a thick brown bandana that wafts about in the wind like he was standing in a hurricaine. His lower torsoe has no room for anything else than his spinal coord. The crowd grows quiet at his menacing image. He looks around the arena and then walks alongside the penguin toward the interdimensional transport gate.

"Whoah... Alright, It's time to press the random location button and let's see where they'll be fighting today!"

The screens flip through several differint locations and then come to a stop.

"Today's arena is going to be taking palce in.. a supermarket... in IDAHO! A large landlocked peice of land situated on the 3rd star from Sol in a dimension that's been set up for decomission! All those who are ready are allowed to place their bets, wagers, and simply comment on how they think this fight will go starting right now!"

The portal rings began to spin and static light bathed the two warrios warping them away.

[ 09-24-2004, 09:12 AM: Message edited by: /)eathKiller ]

Idaho is definitely an advantage for the penguin. ;)

BXR65

BXR had just learnt that he was going to take care in the next fight. His processes told him that he was likely to lose, everything depended on the location. He looked at the current fight. A penguin and a really misterious man. He watched them walk towards the portal and then shifted his attention to the screen keeping part of his attention on the screens and the rest warming up his systems and making backups of critical files in case he was short circuited by his opponents lightning attacks.

Format Systems Drive? The question was blinking on Blue's optical input. He looked at his hand to see the Omega Combat Drives 4.9. This required a clean install, to purge himself of all other combat software. He lost. It was the first duel in four years that he lost to a mere human. Yes{this will result in total data erase on the drive} blinked for a moment, and a blue screen appeared "Error in 6xmx006859035441: Could not load Kill.dll" and then went black. Finally a software upgrade.

The two figures appeared on all of the screens in a supermarket... The smell of country air filled their nostrills...

immediatley the star breaker leapt through the ceiling and created a large hole above where he'd been standing. The penguin looked around and saw a large isle full of sacks of potatoes. He also could sense a large variety of potatoefields with even more potatoes in them in every direction of the store!

The store has an old iluminum roof and just a few support beams with shabby isles in between them. The isles are lined in carpet and supplies are stuck on top of them. It's basically like a drug store minus the pharmacy...

There's an old lady at a counter and some guy int he back looking at greeting cards seductivley for some reason. Aside from them no one else is in the store. The old lady notice the man jump but doesn't even bother reacting to it.

The Penguin decides to run out of the store after manipulating a few potatoes to fly behind him. He points his fork at the door and a sack of potatoes smashes it open without bothering to turnt he handle. He runs past the old lady who says "Hey you have to pay for those!"

The penguin starts waddling as fast as he can out of the stores parking lot and into a feild. he starts to feel the potatoes grow closer when suddenly he hears an explosio nearby.

Jumping back he sees Gottenhammer now landed in the feild with a crater around him. Gottenhammer stands up and "looks" directly at the penguin. His blindfold is covering his eyeless face where his eyes normally would be, of couse, so it's really all the more creepy to have him turn his head straight toward you.
The penguin runs away as fast as he can sending a small volley of potatoes at the starbreaker. Gottenhammer holds out his palm and blows apart the potatoes flying toward him. He then uses sonar to follow the penguin's movements. He leaps through the air and lands a few feet in front of him. He then twirls his head and his large blindfold's tied off ends that were just flapping in the wind suddenly whirl around and knock the penguin off his flippers. The Penguin lands on his head and falls onto his stomach, and then he realizes he's finally reached his destination. Standing up the penguin lifts his arms and shouts "ARISE MY POTATOE MINIONS AND SERVE ME!" suddenly rock hard potatoes burst forth from the ground and swirl around the penguin. They engulf him entirley and start to form the shape of a 30 foot tall monster. The monster lungest for the star breaker who desperatley tries to fire energy beams into it. This all happens to no aveil. Soon the potatoes have completley engulfed him and he starts punching and kicking for his life. The penguin kackles malevolently as he orders the potatoes to smother his oponent with his mind. They spin the star breaker around and release him, leaving him to spin through the air, then like a giant baseball bat they recollect and slap him hard sending him flying off into the distance.

"I'm not done yet!" The potatoemancer shouts as the swarm of spuds flies off after the Star breaker. They surround him again and start to pummel him from all sides, then they start descending to the earth again rappidly. The starbreaker struggles again and manages to fire an energy beam into the mass of potatoes, this time it grazes the penguin's helmet and shatters his eyepeice sending bits of microscopic glass into the penguins eyes. As he screams the potatoes chaotically fly apart and the penguin, the potatoes, and gottenhammer all go crashing through the roof of a barn.

As soon as the barn grows quiet from the sound of collapsing rafters... the penguin tries to open his eyes and feels shooting pain. For a breif moment he can see jagged peices of glass covered in blood taking up his vision and thene verything goes black. The penguin screams. he can hear the power of a nearby cow, so he forces the potatoes to gather around it, and with a loud disgruntled moo the potatoes lift the beast up in a whirlwind and the penguin waits for the star breaker to make his move... They're both blind now...

The Star breaker suddenly busts out of a stack of hay and flies direclty toward the Penguin with his arms outstretched to grapple him, before he can react, though, the cow lands on his back and crushes his thin, brittle spine. His legs begin kicking about on their own, now removed from the somatic nervous system of the star breaker's complicated mind. The penguin, slowly feels his way over to the star breaker, who'se kicking has now gone quiet. he feels at the hair and then the face of his foe with his flipper.

After a short pause he says "hah! You werent so tough!" Suddenly a surging pain overtakes the Penguin's left foot and he sees that it has been grappled by the starbreakers hand, and it is slowly being twisted off. The Penguin commands rock hard potatoes to rain down onto the head of his oponent. Suddenly a satifying splitting and cracking sound emits among the sounds of pummeling spuds. The penguin falls back and the potatoes fall around the room. he can't stand the pain any more, and it begins to drive him into unconciousness from blood loss...

Suddenly all the penguin can see is static. He shakes his head and next thing he can see is a crowd of cheering fans. Standing next to him is the Star breaker in his tattered brown robes, apearing completley unharmed.

"Ladies and gentlemen... I'd like to announce our winner... By technical knockout... Gottenhammer!"

The penguin's jaw drops. He sees the man clad in brown step out onto the stage, liftin his hand into the air, the crowd cheers. The penguin can't help but feel frustraited. He had the technical advantage. What went wrong!? Knockout!? It was a fight to the death!!

The penguin waddles up next to the hovering alien and the skinny man and kicks him in the shin.

"Hey that's not every sportsman like!" The alien says at the display...

"Nuh uh! It ain't over yet! you promised a match to the DEATH and I swear I crushed his head!" The penguin complains.

"Yes you crushed the COW'S HEAD! you were about 3 feet off from the other guy's head, however." The alien corrects the penguin.

Suddenly the crowd gets in an uproar, and before anyone knows it they start chanting "To the death... To the death... TO THE DEATH... TO THE DEATH!!!"

"Whoah Calm down folks" the alien speaks to the crowd. "Now look, neither one of the fighters could go on! It was clearly evident to me that they..."

"TO THE DEATH... TO THE DEATH..."

"hmmm... Well you've got to give the people what they payed for.... This match ISN'T OVER yet then... The Victor shall be decided... RIGHT HERE... in the Hexagon Arena!!!"

The surrounding monitors darken and spotlights fall onto a stage in the center of the arena bordered by advertisments reading "Remaximize your Synergies With Tada-Oh! Much hapiness is here!"

The ring appears to be some kind of a... Sumo arena... With a floor caked in sand...

An ancient specialist witih flags in each hands descends from out of nowhere into the center of the arena...

"The two shall SUMO to the DEATH!!!"

Suddenly the penguin an the star breaker find themselves wearing nothing more than sumo outfits and the Star breaker looks even more rediculously skinny than before.

The Ancient Specialist performs a short Moh dance, and then says "TORRA TORRA TORRA!"

At once the star breaker starts charging toward the little penguin and grapples him, he starts pulling up giving the penguin a wedgie, but the penguin responds by easily pushing back the twig of a man. He continues to do so until finally he knocks the star breaker on to his back outside of the ring.

"I dont get it, how is this death?" The penguin asks raising an eyebrow.

Immediatley after saying these words jagged spikes shoot up out of the floor of all sides of the arena. The penguin steps back a little shocked and the crowd cheers.

Unfotunetly the star breaker is so skinny none of the spikes even touched him. He stands up among the feild of spikes, brushes himself off, and jumps 20 feet up into the air and lands in the arena again. Turning toward the penguin he launches a magical attack at him that sends the penguin just a few inches from falling out of the arena. The penguin stands up, growls, and then out of his sumo subligar he pulls out a potatoe. The crowd cheers in suprise. Pulling out his trusty fork of justice, the penguin stabs the potatoe and then spins around bringing it into the sky.

"I summon the electrical properties of the potatoe!!" The penguin says. A bolt of lightening bursts out of the potatoe and hits both the Referee and the Star Breaker kncocking them both into the spike feild. This time the Star Breaker's face is peirced by a spike and his body shakes a bit until it goes limp and slides down the metalic spike. The ref lifts a flag in the air and then proceeds to die painfully himself. The crowd goes wild and the penguin and star breaker find themselves standing in front of the Alien again.

"Well you both broke the rules but he broke em first so... PENGUIN IS OUR NEWEST CHAMPION!!! I should point out that BOTH of these fights will go onto the Penguins record, therefore advancing him and Gottenhammer farther than any competators so far! Well I hope you all liked it, since we had to make room for time slots for this extra fight, all I'm going to say now is GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY DRINK MANGO MAYONAYDE ITS THE TASTE OF MANGOS AND MAYONAISE IN ONE FASCINATING BLEND DRINK AND THIS HAS ALSO BEEN BROUGHT BY RAM BURGERS ARE US IF YOU CANT GET YOUR HANDS ON SOME SACRIFICIAL MEAT WE'VE GOT PLENTY FOR YOU TEIFLINGS OUT THERE FRESH OFF THE GRILL AND ON RYE AND ITALIAN STYLE ALSO DON'T FORGET THAT OCTOGON WAS FILMED BEFORE A LIVE STADIUM AUDIENCE AND NACHOS ARE NO LONGER FREE YOU FREAKING NACHO HOARDERS!!!! CLOSED CAPTIONING IN 378 LANGUAGES INCLUDING LATIN PROVIDED BY TADA-OH INDUSTRIES, MAXIMIZE YOUR SYNERGIES OR ALL HOPE IS LOST!!! SEE YOU NEXT TIME ON H E X A G O N! SAMETIMESAMEPLACESAMEDIMENSION!!!

The lights all cuttoff and the crowd quickly starts shifting out as the alien starts ghasping for air and flicking his microphone off.

"you did good kid..." he said to the penguin... "here's a frying pan... weild it well... and Gottenhammer... you get this... " A strange pair of black spheres is handed to gottenhammer.

"New armor..." Gottenhammer speaks, the first words anyone's heard him say yet. He grasps them in his hands and his suit weaves itself into a black trenchcoat with a black blindfold around his body.

[ 09-24-2004, 06:15 PM: Message edited by: /)eathKiller ]

yet another time... night falls on the arena and it lights up. Ships from crowd into the arena, the audience, though restless at first, grows quiet as the lights dim...

"Ladies and gentlemen! Planars and androids! It gives me great pleasure to introduce our host... Here he is, yeta gain... The one... The only... LEADER!"

A large stadium screen lights up on all four corners showing the round face of a cyborg alien who was quite a celebrity among some of the more mainstream Earths.

As the platform descends you can see him wave to the cheering crowds. He picks a microphone up in his hand... and with his deep voice while shaking a couple maracas which doesn't fit his appearance, he say's powerfully...

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"LETS GET READY TO SAMBAAAAAH!"

The audience starts cheering but suddenly the cheers turn into hundreds of people going "Huh!?"

The leader chuckles. "I'm just testing ya'..." He throws his sombrero up into the air and shouts, "Let's get ready to RUMBLE!"

The crowd goes wild and dies down for him to speak.

This time a dramaic musical interlude aproaches.

"Dark and light... Good and evil... Right and Wrong...

Throughout history there have been times upon times of inscidents where struggles between forces take place... and today... We will deal with one of the great struggles of physics...

ELECTRICITY AND MAGNETISM!!!

IN THE RED CORNER... A LIGTHENING GENASI! He resides from the same plane as great enteties like Ramuh, Thor, and other mythical gods! From the temples of the lightening dimension... It's Maelikin Ri!!!!"

The crowd goes wild as a flurry of electrical sparks converge and a grey skinned man with cat ears wearing a lylock outfit appears. The camera looks into his eyes showing them flicker as if storms are going on inside of them.

The monitors quickly pan back to the leader.

"And in the BLUE Corner, comes a blue bot, that clearly has some dangerous potential! built for military purposes, armed with the power of FUSION we have BXR65!!!"

Spotlights land on the shiney blue bulk of BXR65 who the fan cheers even louder for. The two step toward the rings and soon they are surrounded by them. it isn't long before they are whisked away.

"AND they'll be warped to..."

The leader smashes his palm into a button.

"The ice feilds of Xanathos V... The world turned inside out and frozen to the core... no people live on this world, so there's no likely threat to them..."

The Android and ligthening genasi appear in 10 feet of snow. They immedialy fall in and dissapear under the surface of the snow. For the breif moment they see the sky they can make out an artificial blue sun that doesnt hurt the eyes to look at in the center of the large sphere with the snow and ice plains and frozen cities built along the inside of of the sphere bathing everything in blue light.

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BXR65

The android reacted extremely fast to the presence of the new world. The cold did not hurt him, but he wasn't sure what effect it would have on his opponent. He could not see him, but with his sensors he could sense his movements under the snow. He fired a ten shot birst with his pistol in the direction he sensed the genasi moving and then moved sideways in a circular motion so as to avoid the lightning attack which was sure to come.

Maelikin

He begins by creating a small, almost insignificant electric field around his body, to melt the snow, as well as keep out the cold. He then begins to move to his right, attempting a circular motion towards where he saw the android drop.

The sound of bullets passing throught the snow rushed byt he genasi as he moved around in a circular fasion. Suddenly the sound of clanking moving metal became heard and it grew louder as the two oponents circled around, one going clockwise, the other counterclockwise, suddenly the snow melted between then and they bumped into eachother the android jumped back when it felt the small eletrical feild and the genasi was launched back. The genasi quickly reponded by lifting up his staff and firing a bolt from it. The android leapt to the side int he snow and managed to avoid being shocked. The genasi fired more bolts into the snow in the direction the android was moving, one grazed BXR's arm and cause dhim to lose his balance and fall. Pushing himself back up BXR turned to see the genasi charging up for a powerfull series of bolt attacks. BXR lifted and began to charge his fusion pistol. Suddenly bolt upon bolt of lightening shot forth from the air around Maelikin's body. They continued to pummel BXR's body as he held his arm steadily charging up the fusion blast. The bolts stopped soon and Malekin started to feel weak, he couldn't go on without resting his stamina for a bit, he looked at the android who was still charting his pistol poitned straight at him. Then it occured to him.

"You can't move can you..."

BXR could't even respond, his entire system had locked up and was desperatley trying to repair itself. Not because it was afraid of Malekin furthing his attacks, but because of the fact that the Fusion pistol's trigger was being held down by an unmoveable hand. Malekin walked up with a grin on his face and grasped BXR's hand. Suddenly a rune appeared on the surface of BXR's metal palm and the back of his hand with the gun continuing to vibrate more and more violently.

Malekin ran off into the snow as quickly as he could. He proceeded to run as fast as he could. Soon he heard the sound of BXR's gears turning again. He chuckled to himself as he ran as fast as his legs could carry him in a straight direction. He knew it wouldn't be long before the Fusion guns charge would result in a catastrophic implosion, and BXR wouldn't even have a part left to salvage.

He continued to run for about five minutes, slightly worried that BXR, despite being unable to move his fingers from the trigger, might come after him scuicidally. He decided to up his pace, and he began pushing through mound upon mound of snow, suddenly something jagged caught Malekin's foot and he fell over. The moving world bcame to an abrupt halt for him.

Malekin turned to see what he had tripped over while on his stomach. His eyes widened as he realized what he'd tripped over.

BXR had somehow managed to run ahead of him, calculate his path, detach his arm, and place it in his path... Now... beside malekin was the vibrating upper arm of BXR with gun clenched tightly, the burning runes impossible to repair given Malekin's current level of abilities. Malekin reaches his hands out to try and do something but then the gun's surface opens up for what would normally be ventilation. For a breif moment malekin can see the bones through his hands, desperatley reaching out, he feels every inch of his body burning down tot he molecule, and all at once it becomes white with a fusion explosion.

The next thing BXR and Malekin see and feel is landing amongs the slowly rotating and gradualy stopping rings. The Cheers of the crowd come into focus and the strange alien greets them, taking BXR by the hand he holds his arm up for the crowd.

"THE WINNER! BXR 65!!!!

Spoils to the victor today will be this AR35! The AR 35 Assault riffle comes with 2 modes of fire, Accurate Burst, and Innacurate Fast Clip Unloading. It requires ammunition clips to be fed through it, and each clip holds 900 hyper velocity rounds. It also carries 6 concussion grenades that can be fired to explode on impact or bounce with the switch of a button. The AR 35 is a standard issue riffle used in planetary invasions by military forces and it's a real nice peice of work. Use it well BXR.

Alright people, listen up!" The leader then speaks to the crowd that grows quiet.

"We have a special event going on in the octogon today... A FOLLOW UP MATCH!! So without further interuption, let's introduce the NEXT fighters who will be present!"

"Returning Champion Jerick Richards VS Returning Loser Blue Screen Of Death! Don't doubt what BSOD can do, now. He gained a lot of experience fromt he last fight against a guardian and has sense undergone a software update which apparently will allow him to deal with unpredictable organisms... LET'S FIND OUT IN THE NEXT MATCH OF

H E X A G O N !

Starting right now! Time to place your bets!"

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OOC: Woah woah woah Ian! Cancel that annoucement! I know I'm just a student and I probably have a lot of time after school but I'm canceling this match, whether it be by forfit or whatever, Some stuff has come up and I don't have time to do a lot of RPing. If I can get around to it I can try and do another match by...Wednesday, Unless you want to battle for me Ian like last time. I'll let you decide.

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OOC: Um... >_> All of these battles have been fought directly by me, the only thing I wanted was a strategy from each fighter, and then the rest goes based on the fighters' strategies.

OH and by the way:

IC: This match will take place on the beaches of Bibiki bay on the planet of Vana'Diel! Let's hope you're water proof!

BXR65

BXR rushed into the arena suddenly standing ahead of the portal stopping the contestants from entering it.

"I had agreed with BSOD that we were going to be the next ones to fight. And besides the other guy does not want to fight. Could we decide who is the better android now?"

BSOD let out two short blue whisps out of his armor, and made a step towards BXR65. "It is true, we have agreed upon a duel." he pointed at Jerick "My opponent has shown his reluctance of participating in this match, and believe that the even can easily be rescheduled for later, so that BXR65 and I can fight now."

"Whoah now this arena has order!" The leader said.

"Sir" another alien similar to him said holding a notebad interjected. He hovered up to him and spoke to him just loud enough for the microphones to pick up "Our ratings just went up by 300%"

"OK! Then I say let's let the viewers Decide! Who should go first up against Blue Screen of Death!? The Penguin, or the Other andrdroids... YOU HAVE 20 seconds to VOTE and then we're going to commercial!"

The sound of a clock ticking went off...

"ALRIGHT! When you come back the RESULTS will be announced!!!"

Eveyrone paused for 15 seconds.

"WELCOME BACK!" The crowd started cheering again.

"If you're just tuning in we're about to announce the results for today's next match! And the battle has been decided to be..

ROCK 'EM SOCK 'EM ROBOTS!

ALRIGHT! Without further adue lets get these robots into the teleporter and lets see wher they're gonna' fight... With... THE BUTTON!"

The leader smashes his hand onto the buttton and the portal whisks the androids away as its rings rappidly spin, the penguin goes into a back room to prepare and watch the match.

"The next location will be... RO MAOVE!"

The image of a mideavil castle appeared with bannisters waving, the camera panned out showing the vastness of the gothic construct and then showing that it was situated atop a floating peice of land surrounded by water.

"This should get interesting... Place your bets!"

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BXR65

His piloting skills were useless in this medievil castle. And his opponent was better in military situations so he would have to rely on the superior firepower of his grenade launcher. Having made this decision BXR started to climb one of the towers so as to have a view on the castle and be able to use his weapon to his advantage.

OOC: in counterstrike that would definitely be a camper. :D

Blue Screen of Death appeared in the stables. He stepped out and looked around for his target. He could only see horses. He moved around, gripping his shotgun firmly. This is one battle he was not going to lose. His loaded shotgun, new combat drivers and a full tank of plasma coolant were his arguments in proving that point.

BXR Climbed to the top of the first tower after frightening a large number of mideavil people. It wasn't long before similar screams of other nearby people frightened by BSOD's appearance could be heard and as BXR reached the top, he felt he was already capable of taking BSOD down. He began to launch grenades which shattered and lit nearby rooves onfire where they landed. This resulted in even more screams. Suddenly BXR felt shrapnel shot from a distance strike him and bounce off. He started looking around trying to see where the shotgun had been fired from.

BXR tried to center his targetting grid to get a pinpoitn position on the location the shot had been fired from but by the time he managed to allocate hsi target the floor caved in under him and a large disconected white arm grappled his leg, pulling him through the roof of the spire.

The arm retracted and the two androids were in close quarters combat, the shotgun went off at point blank range into BXRs hull. BXR responded quickly by using his military combat training to kick box the heck out of BSOD's head. BSOD fell to one side and BXR jumped through the roof, came back through another part of the roof and landed on top of BSOD. he follwed this action by delivering a quick punch into BSOD's hull. He pulled out a large deal of cuircuts and wires. BSOD tried to grapple onto BXR's arm which was now punched down inside of him, ripping and tearing his delicate circuitry apart, but suddenlyh he lost controll of his arms. BXR noticed a protective plate that was sheilding BSOD's Fusion core. He quickly responded by pulling out his Zeus pistol and charging up a shot. The helpless BSOD could only kick into the air and flail about hsi torsoe as the gun vibrated harder and harder. Finally a bright shot fired inside of BSOD and with a tearing sound the sheilding on his core was exploded. Planting a timed grenade inside, BXR jumped out a stained glass window and landed on top of some fleeing, panicing castle residents, he then started running, pushing them aside, and he jumped over the side of the castle wall. Landing in a flowr feild BXR continued to run until he reached the edge of the floating island, he leapt and fell what must have been at least 400 feet until finally landing into the sea. Looking up, BXR saw a bright explosion engulf the castle, he then started to slowly sink into the water. BXR crossed his arms as he slowly sank and watched the island topple into the sea as all of the magics suspending it were driven out of controll by the fusion detonation. Suddenly he noticed a shining object fly out of the castle. What was it?

The sun was bouncing off of it and it appeared to be getting closer. Before BXR even knew what it was, BSOD plunged into the water just above BXR and started sinking toward him. The two looked at each other, and BXR reacted by pulling out his fusion pistol. He fired it but the realized his critical mistake, the fusion pistol was flooded with water and firing it would result in unwanted consquences, At once the gun started to implode and before BXR could eject his arm it started to swallow his hand and soon a tiny vortext started to pull in his entire body. Immediatley the two androids hit solid ground, water drained out of them like crazy. The sounds of the cheering crowd could be heard.

"AAWWW Tough luck! Everyone knows you cant fire a Zeuss Pistol underwater! i guess he had a malfunction in his logic subroutines... Oh well! So it seems that the winner of this match is Blue Screen of Death! Since he managed to go up against a superior oponent he is going to be rewareded with this sleek new Zeon rail gun, and an a heavy sheild!"

The androids arm was lifted. BXR walked over to the victorious android and asked "How did you pull it off?! This defies all logic"

"When you disabled my ams, I knew i I had to dump my power source, so I did so and leapt from the castle into the sea, by the time I hit the water all of my power supplies had shutt off, but you didn't bother to calculate that and instead you ended up quickly miscalculating and killing yourself, had you used unarmed combat against me under water I would have been absolutely helpless to prevent my own disasembly."

"Such Trickery!" The penguin explaimed, now walking up. "Don't think you can pull off the same trick with me, bub! New gear or not, I'm going to make you wish you never see a potatoe again!

"Ah that's right!" The leader said "Without further delay, except for this upcomming commerical delay, let's Send BSOD and the penguin into the Fray of Bibiki Bay!!!"

Dramatic music starts up and the rings start spinning as the penguin and android walk into them, they are then whicksed away.

The penguin and BSR apepar on the battle feild, they stare each other down, the penguin pulls a potatoe out of his shorts an flies into the air holding it in his flipprs.

Bsod fires multiple shots into the air but the penguin dodges them all.

Suddenly BSOD hears a sound behind him. He turns and sees waves crashing against the sands of a beautifull looking beach. There are crabs wandering up and down the beach taht must be at least 2 feet tall. BSOD continues to scan the sky and other areas for the penguin. Without warning an object smacks BSOD in the back of the head, lifts him off the ground by his head, and then throws him into the sea water. The penguin emerges from the sand of the beach, how he got there only he knows. He spits sand out and his single potatoe hovers back above his right fliper. BSOD struggles and gets out of the water, he aims his weapon and fires it, not at the penguin, but the potatoe. He effectivley destroys it, disentigrating it entirley. The penguin starts to panic and begins to run down the beach. BSOD slowly makes his way to short and then begins to charge after the penguin, his speed increasing as he runs. He fires his arm out and it nearly hits the penguin, instead it crashes next to a crab. The crab examines the arm and crabs onto the thin coord connecting it to BSOD's body with its clipeprs. BSOD retracts the arm quickly and the crab's powerfull grap suddenly snaps the cord. The penguin turns back after hearing the snapping sound and is amazed to see a one armed BSOD stumble and fall now that his body has been reballanced. The crab continued to reicly hold onto the cevered limb. The penguin started to laugh when suddenly he realized that the crabs on the beach were looking at him... too... organized...

"What is going on here!?" he thought.

"YOu have invaded our beach!" A crab spoke up...

"Holy Cra... bs..."

"That's right we're holy crabs! we're the defenders of the Bay of bibiki, and we shall pinch all intruders to death! GET HIM MARLOW!"

A crab wearing a bloody white apron that was 4 feet tall burst from the sand and towered over the penguin he reached down one of his mighty pinchers and was about to snap the penguin in half when suddenly BSOD came charging in and knocked "Marlow" Onto his back. Marlow strugled to get up with no aveil.

"He's MINE!" BSOD shouted. This was proceeded by 30-50 crabs leaping onto BSOD and pinching him.

BSOD began running around, rolling in the sand, and jumping in the water, desperatley trying to get the massive number of giant crabs loose from his hull. Everything proved ineffective. Suddenly sparks began to fly and a few crabs had to let go, but they took parts of BSODs hull with them. BSOD emerged from the sea, with large gashes alla ruond his armor and large numbers of exposed circuits and wires. He lifted his gun, which had a chunk taken out of the barrel, and pulled the trigger after saying something in a garbled machine language. The penguin was struck with a fully charge blast and his armor became discintegrated instantly, his flesh, hwoever, remained intact. Falling backward, gently onto the sand, the potatoemancer looked up at the mighty, now towering BSOD, who, despite being severley injured, continued to be menacing.

That was when the most unexpected thing, ANYONE could have EVER expected hapened...

"POtatoes! Get your fresh hot potatoes here!"

A crab pushing a crab-sized cart labeled "Potatoe Crab" started walking down the beach.

BSOD had to drop everything he was doing just to look at the rediculous sight...

"Thats just not freakin' right..."

In a flurry thousands of potatoes burst fromt he cart and consumed BSOD, lifting him into the air in a brown, spuddy, tornado. They all flew away from him after lifting BSOD 30 feet in the air, and before letting him drop, they all flew back inward and crushed him into a tiny cube.

The somewhat distorted cube hit the sand and at once the world turned to static.

The cheering crowd overpowered everything and BSOD, now feeling in desperate need of a recharge after all that had happened, wandered off. The penguin was held up infront of the cheering crowd and he was rewarded with new spells as well as an armor upgrade.

And thus ended anoher fine day inside...

the H E X A G O N...

"See you again folks, same time, same place, same dimension, same channel!!!"

The lights shoot on to the stage and in a top hat the floating alien known as "The Leader" hovers out infront of a microphone stand.

"We've Got a Great Show for you toniiiiight!" He begins to sing off key. "And Iknowthatyou'llallsaythat it's at least allriiiight!" There is a stillness and a cricket chirps. "But Hey! It's ok! Cuz you know what I'm talkin 'bout todaaaay!" A musical enterlude slowly builds up. And then a small army of scantly clad girls pop up out of nowhere and start dancing while a green-skinned MC in a pink hovercraft flies in between them freestyling into a hand held microphone. After a lot of "Bmmph Schumpa Wmphadumph!" he finally shouts "HEXAGON, YAWL!"

The stadium lights shoot on and the audience can be seen, they begin to cheer wildly and a stage slowly ascends upward. "Todays match is going to be between the collosal robot of destruction, BXR65, and the returning champ from our first match EVER, TANK LOKISANA!!!!" The leader declares, and Tank and BXR step out onto the stage from two hallways oposite of eachother they are then lead down a metalic gantry toware the spinning, orbiting dimensional gateway.

"Today's match is going to be especially interesting folks, because today we're holding our FIRST SPECIAL EVENT!! Some of you may have noticed that there havent been any Hexagon matches in the last few weeks! This is because we've been preparing OUR OWN BATTLE ARENA to be used for a variety of matches! This Arena is placed in an undisclosed location so that no crazy fans out there can try to view the matches first hand and possibly get an eye put out, or worse!! Remember folks, our Hexagon fighters are professionals at what they do. Do not attempt what you're about to see at home...

Without any further delay, BEHOLD

FLIGHT OF THE TOOLATOR!

Floating In space, this booby-trap infested construct has a variety of weapons just laying around on the ground at random locations. The player upon dying will be immediatly respaanwed at a point in the arena that if farthest away from the otrher player. The goal of this arena is to find the human skull left lying around and place it in a goal which randomly changes locations every 15 seconds! This match is untimed and is certain to be highly entertaining to viewers!

Oh and one other note... We've recently noticed that, despite our many paying customers who are tuning into the Hexagon, there are a few select individuals throughout the multiverse who are receiving transmissions of the Hexagon matches through a contraband pirate tuner. To those utelizing this tuner, you will hear something a bit louder than this gentle hum that our paying subscribers and audience members will hear."

Suddenly a humming sound reverberates throughout the arena.

"That's synergetic signalling justice for you! Alright, Fighters, step into the teleporter and let's enjoy FLIGHT... OF THE TOOLATOR!!!"

BXR65

The android looked around and stepped into the teleporter, first among the fighters to do so.

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