<font color="FF33FF", Size="4">Welcome to the Twentieth building of the Order of the Royal Toads!! All are welcome, members and non-members alike, to come in and join the frolics!!!</font>

<font color="FFCCFF", size="3">Unfortunately, I have absolutely no idea what's going on at the moment [img]graemlins/reallyroll.gif[/img] . Something about lobsters? And uh... poles? [img]graemlins/hidesbehindsofa.gif[/img] I think I'll leave it a mystery ;) </font>

<font color="FF99CC">Here's the official map of the ORT Building:

This is the home of the ORT, please, make yourself at home, but stay away from floor B13, the power's gone and it's infested with monsters (and Shadow :D ), floor 4 is still free and can be rented at any time, the rest of the floors are:

Roof: Pool and BBQ area.
5th: HADB Offices, access denied to all non-members.
4th: Not taken(Currently used as hostage confinement area.)
3rd: ORT private offices and barracks, no admittance.
2nd: ORT kitchen, food storage, library, magical items storage and computer area. No admittance without security clearance.
1st: Shared ORT/HADB area, no admittance to non-members.
Ground floor: Reception, cafeteria, restaurant and gift shop.
B1: Labs(Access Denied.)
B2: Guardian Monster Storage(Access Denied.)
B3: Cold Fusion Reactor(Access Denied.)
B4: Pipelines, Marzipan and Chocolate.
B5: Barb's knicker collection.
B6-12: Empty or used for storage.
B13: Monster infested and in disrepair, we do not recommend you go there.

Also note the excellent courtyard in which there is space for a HUGE bonfire which can be useful when roasting marshmallows, and the front of the building where there are three statues, of Galadria, DragonMage and Aelia, to be admired by all.</font>

<font color="FFCCCC">Join the ORT by filling out an application (details below), then completing a series of gruelling and humiliating initiation procedures decided on by the Disrobed Division, including dancing in a tutu, visiting the mouse room with LS (unfortunately the mouse room was disbanded ), and confronting Woolly Rupert in a domain of his choosing (I think he left :D ) . Or if you don't like that, just ask and you'll doubtless be accepted ;) (probably best to go with the latter, the disrobed division have left too... don't you just love beaurocracy ).</font>

<font color="CC99FF">Order of the Royal Toads - Application

Name:...........
Age:...........
Sex:...........
Clothing preference (yes or no will do):............
Spanking preference (as above):...........
Number of tentacles:...........
Liking of toads (please indicate preference):
1 (not at all)
2 (not very much)
3 (somewhat)
4 (quite a lot)
5 (love them!)
Swimming ability:............

Don't forget this is just preliminary information. There's also the evening wear and bathing suit judging after this. </font>

<font color="hotpink", size="4">Come in, have fun, and above all, be nekked!!!</font> (from Aelia's opening of the 19th ORT building)

I'm with Aelia, I'm not sure what IS going on now! LOL :D

Sha dude's and dude ets, sup ?? :D k enough of that.
I got the first PoSt [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Tch Tch... This isn't about 1st posts Elif [img]tongue.gif[/img] And tut tut cloudy, just copy and pasting? Wheres the heart? Wheres the soul? Dear me [img]smile.gif[/img] hehehehehe

*Cloudy drops a candy heart and a little cd marked 'soul' music on the table for Beau...* Well, you did ask! HAHAHAHA!

*Walks in and looks around for his lobster minions*

"Geeting all ORTers, I have returned, no no hold your applause"

<font color=pink>I also notice that Cloudy's post says "TWENTIETH ORT" tsk tsk :D </font>

I know.... Pffffeh Eh LB? I think she should get thrown in the lobster pool as punishment [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

After much contemplation Thalali, I have finally come up with your initiation! :InsertEvilLaughHere: [img]graemlins/evillaughter2.gif[/img] You shall tightrope across the chocolate infested lobster pool.. er, or was it the lobster infested chocolate pool? [img]graemlins/1ponder.gif[/img] anyways, do that, in a pweettty pink ballerina tutu while imitating Cal's Brit accent horribly. :D And if you fall in, watch out for the lobsters.. don't wanna get rid of our new members right away.. :rolleyes:

And before I forget.. * [img]graemlins/happywave.gif[/img] at Morgeruat*

[img]graemlins/bart.gif[/img] @ Morgie :D How's that [img]graemlins/dance2.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/drinkup.gif[/img]

Cal's english accent? Cal is english... Or am i missing something..... [img]tongue.gif[/img] Bloody Americans ;)

<font color=pink>I'll ignore that thoughtless comment about Americans being bloody if you assist me in throwing Cloudy in with the lobsters :D </font>

"Okay"...

*Throws Cloudy in and nudges LB in after her*

"Stupid Bloody Americans" ;)

If yer wanna talk like a native brit ya gotta unnerstan' we don' pronounce a lot o' our letters. An' whasshis about "old boy"? Where're you gettin' that from? For the record, I really do talk like that :D

<font color=pink>*Emerges with lobsters in hand and starts to flail them at Binky* Now we'll see what a bloody Brit looks like [img]tongue.gif[/img] </font>

Hey, this is just my personal opinion, but Brit accents are a definite plus when it comes to guys.. ;) dunno if this is shared by any other American gals or not.. :rolleyes: [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] dont any of you guys get big egos from me sayin that though, or I'll never attempt to defend you ever again! :mockpout: [img]tongue.gif[/img]

*grabs Binky and jumps into the lobster pool* I'm goin down with ya! [img]graemlins/evillaughter2.gif[/img]

Ha, ha, ha! Jolly good show, eh wot? Absolutely spiffing! What was that ol'bean? Push Cloudy in the Lobster pool? Poor, very poor. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

and yes, for the record, I can do the uber posh british accent perfectly; - and it sounds like my normal tone too [img]tongue.gif[/img] :| which is slightly disturbing. [img]tongue.gif[/img] Perhaps I'll record it into a mic and send it to you Skye - I recall it scaring Spree ;) . *grins*

ROFL! :D (uhoh, using internet terms now.. [img]graemlins/uhoh1.gif[/img] ) that'd be hilarious [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] speaking of K-spree, i believe she still needs to show me her drawings of my favourite poptarts.. :scowl: :mad:

Yes well, we'll have to see about then, eh? K-spree can draw a spiffing pop-tart, can't she now? Ha. Ha. Ha! Jolly good show and all that rot!

OK, enough ;) .

*pushes Skye in the pool for good measure, and dives in with her*

ooh, lookit me, now I have Binky and Cal with me in the pool! :D Who else wants to join the American girl and English guys? ;) :D :D

+does a cannonball into the pool, sloshing Bink and Cala out of the pool+
MUAHAHHAHAHA I have you all to myself now :D

*Looks at Calaethis*

"I say old boy. That little scoundrel has stolen our bit of crumpet! Tsk Tsk! Shall we retrieve her? For King And Country!!"

*Dives in to battle it out with the American Rascal*

Crumpet, why she is not a biscuit that you just swallow, [img]graemlins/troutslap.gif[/img] Wade in any further and I will unleash the Green Goo of Rhadishhipee

You see now I'm confused cause americans refer to buiscuits when they really mean a bap..... ITs a bap godamm you not a buiscuit! You dont order a sausage buiscuit!! Its not right!!! A Chocolate Digestive, Now THATS a buiscuit [img]tongue.gif[/img]


Anyhoo...... Have at thee!!

*Jumps in*

*Kat finds herself her own pool and, clad in a bikini(1), settles down for a good soak.*


(1)Do you guys have any idea how much a bikini line wax HURTS?

Yes I say! Jolly poor show eh wot? Oh yes ol'bean, that should be 'Queen and Country' keep up to date with the times and all that rot, wot? Ha! Ha! Ha! *also dives in and 'rescues' the poor damsal in distress; (who's probably quite amused by all of this [img]tongue.gif[/img] )*

*giggles* Well, guess i better play along... ;)

"Help, help Elif, I've been kidnapped!" *screams girlishly* [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

hah, me screaming girlishly.. what a laugh.. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] :D

Yeah Skye ;) Good laugh ;) you and you oh-so-manly voice ;) *thwacks Elif with a lobster, and 'saves' Skye from herself. Kidnaps her and takes her to a dark tower* [img]graemlins/firedevil.gif[/img] mwhahaha...

*Climbs up to the tower with Calaethis*

"Dear me.. Hmm, I'm parched. Fancy a spot of Tea? Jolly good!"

*Hands out tea to Calaethis and Skye*

"Weh heh helll, If that blighter comes back my way it'll be fisticuffs and what-not! Nrahahaha! Yes, Well...."

*pinches Cal's ear* :mad: you had that coming.. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

*drinks the tea* Erm, hey English chaps, you wouldn't happen to have some coffee on ya, now would ya? *looks around for Elif hopefully* [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] ;)

Yes, actually, I don't like Tea. *hands Skye a pot of coffee* *drinks coffee*

Fine, you drink your fancy Java crap or whatever [img]tongue.gif[/img] I'll stick to good ol' tea [img]tongue.gif[/img]

*Throws rest of tea out of the window which by an amazing coincidence ( ;) ) lands on elif burning him a bit*

ooc- oh you meanie [img]tongue.gif[/img]

ic- I don't drink java, I like mine black.. either that or a mocha will do just as well :D *sips coffee* [img]graemlins/goodmorning.gif[/img] btw, i like tea too ;) it just depends what mood I'm in :D

Hmm, feeling hyper. *grabs Skye, and jumps from the tall building to land in the pool spraying everyone in a ten mile radius with liquid chocolate.*

"GYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!" *after recovering heart and lungs, smacks Cal in the back of the head* "Don't ever do that again! Playing on a girl's fear of heights.." *mutters in corner to self then attempts to dunk Cal in the pool* :D quick recovery time.. ;)

*shrugs* I have vertigo too - I told you I'm hyper. Don't hit me :( *hugs Skye*

ooc: dang a guy takes a few days off and he gets all ungodly kinds of things happening to him, and not to mention he looses his girl :sulk: [img]graemlins/nono.gif[/img]

As Cal is glowing in his gloated glory of gracefullness a chocolate tornado pops up behind him sweeping him off to the lands a Narnia :D and out steps Elif from a dark corner of the dark tower, a bit burned and covered with chocolate from previous dousings. ~now where did that tornado come from ? Alas poor Sky, I am here to save thee~ #heroicmusicplaysfromsatgeleft# sweeping in on an imaginary vine yet somehow it can be seen, Elif swoops in and saves the damsel in distress, swinging off to a dark yet comfortable corner of the ORT building*

[ 06-03-2003, 12:55 PM: Message edited by: Elif Godson ]

*Stares down at the window. decides its too much effort to move and goes back to his tea*

lol, wow, take a few days off and look what happens, *shakes head* guess that's what i get for working/mudding at work instead of rabidly hanging around the rp forum, lol.

*Kat sneaks up behind Calthy and hits him around the back of the head with a silver tray*

*is thwacked, and yells a warcry, turns around and roundhouses the person that hit him* "opps" [img]tongue.gif[/img] *watches as Kyra goes flying 60+5d10 Feet back. *waves* "Now..." *goes and throws chocolate grenades at Elif, and "rescues" Skye, takes her back up the tower for more coffee*