Yup. You all 6999 members I challenge. I dont care how strong you are......ive got darude playing on KazaA and i feel extra peppy! There is this matter of me being dead....... I am still just a voice you see........ TILL I CALL THE WORST PEOPLE AND THINGS I CAN IMAGINE!!!!!!::":":":

5 tanks surround a group of individuals....... they are: Barney The Dinosaur, Richard Simmons, Insane Clown Posse, Diablo, Baal, and an mp3 thats in a disk case that reads: TREBLE CHARGER: AMERICAN PSYCHO on it in bold green letters. Xbox, and NeoBahamut and Bahamut ZERO (both are titaniumly held and magically binded) and for a 'tabasco' effect......... A picture of the pets that I hold dear (in 1 doctored photo....) Muffy the Cat (ded) and Bunny and Hazel my 2 good golden retrievers...........

THE ARENA SHAKES...... FINAL FLASH SIZED BEAMS OF THE RAINBOW AND A PURPLE AND BLACK SKULL AND AN ARCHANGEL ALL CAST MAGICS OF UNKNOWN ARCANEA!!

They all merge *all items and beings* they all focus ...... from the white malevolent& benevolent light......... a figure forms.......... then it jumps down from the 'seat' and theres a huge explosion*********
When the auras clear there stands a figure, made out of white light (Oblivion Light) and with a slender, sleek body with fiery eyes..........

Tiamat IS BORN!!!!!!

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Larry walks into the arena and has to put on his shades due to all the light and stuff. Smirking at Tiamat, he says, "You've done gone and flipped, eh? I knew your sanity would be stretched till it tore. And today is apparently the day. "

"Let's rock."

Larry pulls forth his two cool new swords that he bought from Century Fitness and Martial Arts website and takes stance. He looks around to see who will stand with him in defeating the Deranged One.</font>

Cloudy sells tickets and drinks at high profit so she can remodel the ORT building. ;) :D

In an Archons voice: "You ARE BENEATH ME!!!!!!!!!!
"
*Deranged One raises his slender fore arm into a "snake" position........ Then.. like a cobra...... unleashes a fury of Oblivion Fire!

Then He disappears......... in a flash.......
He warps back strangling a huge demonic red dragon....... the Dragon Of Annhilation! Now's the graphic part...... Wit da powers of Oblivion surging thru Him..... Deranged One turns into a greyish-wite dust cloud and consumes alll of Annihilation till nothing is left... He then consumes its spirit and soul....... then takes the familiar slender shape.... this time demonic red with wite eletrik stuff joltin going down his body....... His eyes are now a blur: red on wite........ Oblivion and Annihilation have come together........... Tiamat has enough power now......

Tiamat makes a brown gauntlet appear on his left hand....... * this is so he can grasp things as in his present state his hand cant do much but fire blasts.......... with a flick of the wrist...... a fire sword goes into the concealed hand......... ENGUARDE! Tiamat leaps at Larry............. prepare to die.....

*Aelia covers her face with a hankerchief to avoid the dust cloud, buys extravagantly priced refreshments and sits down, holding up "Go rest of IW" banner*

*Deranged One laughs his tauntish-archon-laugh*
Ummm... in my state of mind...... my char thinks its weird how you dont surrender.......... GalalalalalHahahahah!

<font color="skyblue">*sits down next to Aelia, drinking ale and yells, "KICK HIS BUTT LARRY"*

Flicks her wrist, and throws an ice amulet to Larry................</font>

[ 03-26-2002, 09:44 PM: Message edited by: TAOWolf ]

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~Larry scratches his head in confusion.~

"What the hell"?

His thoughts were startled, however, as an amulet bounces off his head. He grabs it up and identifies it's powers. Quickly throwing it around his head, Larry was just in time to block the thrust of the giant flaming sword that desired his flesh. He jumped back from the assault and took quick survey of the true situation. Was he to be the only defending champion of this Website???</font>

DO takes a broad swipe at Larry...... Looks like their all too skared........ their afraid to fight......... Im surprized no Sephy yet.....

[ 03-26-2002, 09:56 PM: Message edited by: Tiamat ]

<font color="skyblue">AFRAID??? US?? Riiighhhtt....

Geesh, Larry, you can't handle him alone? *L*

Jumps down to the arena, and throws a handful of black ivy seeds at Tiamut's feet, watching as thousands of vines wrap around him, drawn by the light energy, and the thorns start sucking the energy it craves.........</font>

Maybe you didnt read my properties correctly....... seee i got Oblivion (the big bangs of our gaming and shows) and Annihilation (the other more graphic explosions) and it looks like I will have to demenstrate..... HA! HA! HA! * Surges of absolute annihilation and Oblivion strike thru the vines....... utterly destroying them..... and the leftovers make a web....... coccooning Tao......

Encard suddenly appears, a pair of wands in his hands. He grins evilly, then says thge trigger words, causing the wands to repeatedly cast the Cause Horrid Flashing Deathlights spell on Tiamat. Tiamat falls to the ground, stunned by the flashing lights, and Encard cats RaBid Fruit Trees' Rage on him. A giant RaBid Fruit Tree appears, then lets out a loud roar that levels several nearby walls and uses its supreme powers of power on him, blasting him backward out of the arena and causing hikm to lose a leg in the process. It then sets him on fire with its fancy Unstoppable Unquenchable Fire Breath of Death ability and disappears. Tiamat is SCREAMING IN HORRIBLE AGONY!!!!! *cackle* BEHOLD THE POWER OF COW!!!!!!!!

The rest of them are just enjoying my extravagantly overpriced refreshments, Larry! ;) HEHE...here ya go Aelia, some animal crackers on the house!

Oh...*has pity on Larry and sends a nice raincloud to dump on Tiamat's fires* [img]smile.gif[/img] there you are, I helped! :D

Cloudy

Encard..... Ive bein fair......... NOW YU GET GWHANO_UBERED! *puts the other peeps behind a wall of glass that is unaffected from my powers *fur now* I UNLEASH THE SORROW I FELT WHEN I LOST MY CAT MUFFY AT AGE 5...... FOLLOWED WID DA FACT THAT I CANT ENJOY LIFE LIKE A NORMAL KID! (i got a metabolic disease) THE WIERDNESS OF NOT BEIN ABLE TO SKATEBOARD OR HAVING TO TAKE MEDICINE EVRY DAY SINCE YOU WERE 4 IS UPON YOU! IM IN NO WHEELCHAIR..... BUT THEN AGAIN MY DISEASE CAN ALSO CAUSE BLINDNESS..... Ive saved that attack for a special time.....now...... TiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhMAHAW! *lanches it at Encard (this is unblockable and un resistable..
OOC: He deserved it mods and members..... he ubered when I waznt even! Im sorry that it came out in a rant tho....... just wanted to sho u the bad highlites of my life in a nutshel..

<font color="skyblue">She pets her vines, and they realize they are cocooning their owner, and desist....She steps out of them, and watches Tiamat, thinking............</font>

OOC: thats not ubering, thats telling my own plant to clam down and quit attacking the wrong person.... *L* :D

I call it the

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Mwhahahahahah,,,,, and sorry if i offended...

The Hunter jumps down into the arena.

"Stand aside and let a pro handle this overgrown pair of boots." he proclaims as he reaches into the burlap sack in his hand. The hunter digs around for a second and comes out with a medium sized white rabbit. The Hunter sets the rabbit down and in a flash it makes for tiamats neck with the lightning speed that only special VORPAL rabbits possess.

"For my next trick , I will use this here Holy Hand Grenade" The Hunter says with a slight southern drawl

<font color=skyblue>Seeing all this had made Larry dizzy with confusion. There were vines, rain clouds, and glass protection devices.

He steadied himself and sneaked in while Tiamat was placing some ointment on a rash that had developed from the strange vines.</font>

Oooooh the killa bunny rabbit! Hmmmm..... Pokeball GO! *evrythin's afraid of the overmilked franchise- Pokemon!*

*out comes the PokeKing itself...... Pikachu! Pika Pika! This is Ash's Pika..... wit the thunder shok that takes down anything as this is Ash's pikachu- not your run of da mil 1!

And I can make Metal Mario & Luigi appear 2, so watchout...... i am welll trained and g'dnite yal..

*munches on animal crackers* Go Larry, go TAO, go Hunter of Jahanna! *throws animal crackers at Tiamat. Most bounce off ineffectually, but one lands on some residual dust cloud and morphs into a rampaging killer lemur, lunging at Tiamat*

ooc: LOLOLOLOL at the killer lemur! :D [img]tongue.gif[/img]

IC: The Storm Queen rents towels and rash cream for the crowds, but then decides to make a kiling in the bunny food biz and sells Rabbit Chow to the killer bunnies,fortified with all the essential vitamins for taking over the world and trouncing Tiamats. :D

well have fun , ill just watch [img]smile.gif[/img]

i dont like fighting , so

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

*Shapeshift: Titan
Duplicate Self X10*

Neb throws his Maul of the Titans into the air and catches it again, then sends his Duplicate Titans after Tiamat, resumes his normal form and starts paging through his spellbook in search of something REALLY unpleasant to cast.

<font color="gold">*A Paladin steppes in to the arena.
His Plate Mail is shining, as do his faithful two-handed sword the Aramgeddon Blade.
He is prepared for battle.*
Larry, Neb, for once I'll stand by you.
*Exxon holds the Armageddon Blade in fighting-position, while the modding-mage starts casting protection-spells on everyone on his side.</font>

well i can cast something small

cheese cakes ?

or just some beer for neb or tiamat ? [img]smile.gif[/img]

okay ill cast a Dragon to fight tiamat and nebber [img]smile.gif[/img]

*cast a dragon*

oe a cheese dragon , dont even dear eating my cheese cake dragon ....

*spits out her coke* A cheesecake dragon? YUMMMMMMY whoo everyone grab a fork and dig in! *Tiamat is swamped by IW members who love cheesecake and dragons.

StormQueen

<font color=skyblue>While Tiamat is busy fending off cheesecakes and animal crackers, Larry runs up behind him and starts a spinning cyclone attack with his two ebony swords.</font>

OOC>>>I actually tried that move last night. I succeeded in slicing the target to pieces, but I was so dizzy I toppled over, much to the delight of my 2 year old, who was my audience.

HAHA!!!!! Ive been holding back........... Your sea of 'doom' is formidible yias..... I 2 can summon sumtin........... *makes a black void appear*
A Chimera

HAHA!!!!! Ive been holding back........... Your sea of 'doom' is formidible yias..... I 2 can summon sumtin........... *makes a black void appear*
A Chimera of shadowly nature jumps out...........

DO: This is The Banned, all the peeps that Z sent to the netherworld are represented by this entity!
I will now give it the Infinite Armor Of Otherworldy Spam, and will now merge with it! *JUmps on its back and infuses.....*

"A chimera? Try summoning something powerful next time." Neb points at the Chimera/Tiamat and casts the Black Tentacles spell, eight huge ebony tentacles sprout from the ground, grab the Chimera/Tiamat and crush it.

"That was easy, what's next?" Neb incinerates the crushed remains to prevent any regeneration.

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HA! I absorb what the 'living' send at me because Im infused wid da banned! I now unleash my attacks.......... *Charges nebly at a speed of mach67* ........ My Shield protects me from wat u send...... and I further enhance myself by invoking the powers of Armageddon and The End and 'borrow' the strength of The Apocolypse! *saps those powers and improves me*

Neb wonders what the hell Tiamat just rambled about, apparently he had merged with a perfectly normal Chimera, for those Banned by the Almight Z and his Lord Choc weren't just moved to another place..... They were destroyed by Choc's great fury!

However it seemed that somehow Tiamat had avoided the tentacles and was now attempting some sort of energy drain. A quick Positive Material Field negated all Negative Material effects within the arena. Neb then wondered what he should unleash on Tiamat, something that burned? Something that zapped? Something that froze? Maybe something that crushed?

Neb decided on all four at once. A huge burning boulder fell from above towards Tiamat while a hail of ice shards assaulted him horizontally from all sides and a thunderstorm broke, all lightning from it magically guided to strike Tiamat.

The sorcerer then teleported himself up amongst the audience so he could get a good view of Tiamat's demise.

<font color=teal>Feeling a sudden and unaccountable hunger for overpriced refreshments and hoping to find some brightly colored 'IW Rulz' pennants, Cyril rides the gathering stormwinds to the top of the arena. Disturbed and confused by the ranting of the Deranged One he stirs the air around himself into gusting movement, carrying Tiamat's words away from his ears.</font>

If I go down.......... *with a dying wail* IM TAKIN Y'ALL WIT ME!

DO flashes and starts to smoke away........... and disappears!

Heheheh........... U dont know what i have dune yet do u...... mwhahahahaha

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Larry decided that it would be best if he ran up and got a bag of animal crackers in the stands, at this time.
Running at his mightiest speed, he left the other defenders of IW to discover the meaning of Tiamat's words for themselves.</font>

An avariel with angel white wings floats above the arena...

" Hi BIG SIS!!!! " ^waves at Aelia^
" Hi Gert, Larry and all! "

Avy pours some extra sticky liquid marshmellows into the arena and sticks everyone up!

Enjoy!!!! [img]smile.gif[/img]

Byeeeeeeeeeeeeee

*Sits down talking to the accumulated IW members watching*
Hmmm, well, looks like he's gone and fleed our wrath, I do love it when people flee our wrath.
Just in case, I'll prepare my secret weapon, a white furry ferret that will home in on tiamat, jump down his top and tickle him to the point of surrender!!!
And then I'll cut down the greatest tree in the forest with.... a herring!!! then of course I'll slap him with it.

*LMAO* at Talthyr .....

follows Larry into the stands, wapping him with a dead tuna, "OH SURE, leave me out there, will ya???"