All right, let's be frank, I really don't know whether or how this will work out. I can only hope you folks will give it your support. ;)

Basically, the idea here is to have a funny, hodge-podge RPG, meaning by hodge-podge that you can bring in absolutely any of your favorite characters from any game/comic/movie etc universe (though preferably well-known ones), whether Ninja Turtles or Power Rangers or Marvel superheroes or Little Red Riding Hood or Mulder and Scully or whatever. The idea is to bring them all together and see what kind of wacky story we can work out. I'll suggest that we can use each other's characters, just so long as we don't kill off each other's characters, stretch them too far out of character or incapacitate them unduly.

I'll start with some characters from the Star Wars and LOTR universes... :D

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Jar Jar Binks woke up. It was another lovely morning on the wonderful planet of Naboo. Turning to look at the huge, beautiful hologlobe hovering in the air in his bedroom, which the Jedis recently gave him as a present, he smiled and strode to the bathroom for a shower.

Today was going to be a special day. For he had received an invitation from Frodo Baggins the Hobbit to attend a big birthday party. Fascinating race, the Hobbits, thought Jar Jar as he savored the refreshing sensation of warm water on his body. The natives of Naboo had recently started developing trade relations with those of Middle-Earth, an alien extradimensional plane. Being one of those who had traveled to that alien dimension, Jar Jar came to know of the Hobbits and Frodo in particular, and a great friendship quickly grew between them.

Presently Jar Jar dried himself and sprayed on some Ewok urine perfume before sauntering out of his house and making his way to his girlfriend's residence. He had to be sure to bring his sweetheart Ghee Ghee Wonks to the birthday party. She would also be a great help in deciding what birthday present they could get for Frodo, besides. But as he was descending the stairs from his house he saw a tall and unfamiliar figure approaching. It was a human with a long, white beard, dressed in blue robes and wearing a pointed hat.

"A Jedi?" thought Jar Jar. Unlikely. No Jedi he knew of ever wore pointed hats. But who could this stranger be, then? Even before Jar Jar could think any further, the stranger was right before him.

The man smiled. "Jar Jar Binks, I presume?"

"Meesa Jar Jar, yeah," nodded Jar Jar. "Who're you?"

"I'm Gandalf," replied the bearded human. "I understand you're a friend of Frodo's?"

Please continue the story. :D

(OOC: I'd join, but I fear that I'd have a hard time doing anything except painful and messy things to Jar Jar now that he's in he RP.....)

Bring in some of your own characters, then. Or start another scene. (You hate Jar Jar too, eh?... [img]smile.gif[/img] )

Oh dear...

IC: Legolas was strolling about the forest when he heard he was in danger of being seriously ridiculed in some sort of roleplay game. So, he walked up to a shady, mysterious wizard clad in black and arranged for a teleportation spell. Then, he dissapeared from this game never to appear again ;)

OOC: [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]smile.gif[/img]

All right, why don't I start another scene (this one's a bit more serious...):

Meanwhile, on another world on yet another dimensional plane...

Li Mu-Bai contemplated the bamboo groves at the edge of the rock garden while sipping some jasmine tea in the ornate pavillion. Shu-Lien was nearby, her gaze directed towards the beautifully crafted sword laid on the table. Though a triumph of artistic swordsmithing, the weapon also gave off an unnerving, evil green glow.

"I'm placing the Green Destiny in your care, Shu-Lien," said Mu-Bai presently in a soft voice, breaking the long silence. "This accursed blade has stolen too many human souls and I cannot bear ever to touch it again, let alone use it."

"You used it to punish the wicked and defend the innocent and weak," responded Shu-Lien. "Why should you have any regrets about using the Green Destiny?"

"No amount of wickedness could ever warrant having one's soul locked in limbo for untold eons with no prospect of reincarnation," replied Mu-Bai. "One wonders how our forefathers could ever have forged an abomination of this nature. Even as I now think of the countless men I have slain, it fills my heart with remorse. Fain would I destroy this sword utterly and free all the souls trapped within in the process, yet the means to do so is perfectly unknown to me.

"This is therefore what I'm asking you to do, Shu-Lien -- to lock this weapon away until a means is found to end its curse. Will you accede to my request, Shu-Lien?"

Guess no one's interested... :(

After jarjar left the mysterious figure he descended left his house and saw a shiny object laying on the ground. Jar Jar went over and picked up the object to check it out. there was a shiny button on the object that mystified Jar Jar. So he of course pressed to button. lisght started flashing on the object, and they started flashing faster and faster, Jar Jar was confused by the lights but excited by the accident. just then young Luke skywalker was coming over the hill to see Jar and he realized what Jar Jar was holding. There was a huge explosion.
The last words jar jar ever heard, was "jar jar, what are you doing with that thermo detonator?"

*605 Beat time on the small planet of ragol, a large and bulky black robot stood in the rain... in his hand was a set of soaked flowers which had been neatly wrapped by his gigantic hands...
http://www.dirthurts.com/images/deathkiller/sadness.jpg
he held his arm limp and let the flowers slip from his hand...

"I can't belive it..." he thought... err computed, "She stood me up... Shino actually stood me up, the hottest bot in the universe just looked me in the visual sensor and denounced my plans for dinner... I... I can't go on..." He fell to his knees...the water droplets running down his armor... he saw a droplet of water run over his lense... it flashes quickly and washed clean... he sat and aimed his pointy beak toward the ground...

"Is this crying?"

Suddenly a white mage appeared out of nowhere with a large wand in her hand... the android pointed his head up toward her... "huh? Who are you?"

"I am Gekigasaragi!"

"who?"

"Im one of those NPCs you never really get to talk to..."

"umm ok..."

"I have a mission for you young ranger!"

"but im twohundred and eighty ni-" "now now age is nothing!"

"excuse me but.."

"no buts mister! You have a magical quest ahead of you!"

"...magic is science..."

"Well then you have a paranormally scientific quest ensured in your future! It is one of mysticism and lore of the likes which you cannot begin to comprehend!"

"Well then lay it on me!"

"So be it Android Ranger Deathkiller! You are to be sent to middle earth!"

"what's a robot going to do THERE?!"

"Sort out all this nonsense with JarJar Binks blowing up and Shu-Lien needing to lock the darkness of a sword away..."

"A dark sword eh?"

"Yes a sword that is dark..."

"and Jar Jar blowing up EH?"

"yes he's in too many peices to count..."

"If i can raid JarJar's courpse for Darth-Mauls Lightsaber and if I can bring along my OWN evil swordl *pulls out red katana that has purple lightening bolts shooting all over it* The YAMIGARASARAKIRU-KEN... then it's a deal...

"ok but just call you're sword a Yami for the love of god the writer had to actually look up the darn thing's name in the game to see how it was spelled!"

"Okie Dokie!"

"ONWARD!"

The large robot dissapeared into a flurry of cherry blossoms...

WHEEEEEE!! Some people are interested after all! I'm SOOOOOO happy!! :D :D

But then again, hey, why kill Jar Jar?? Thought I asked you fellas not to kill off any characters?? :( Please, I beg you all, don't kill off any characters (or stretch them too far out of character or incapacitate them unduly if you decide to use them) -- unless they're your own. Okay, please, pretty pleeeease? :D I mean, I'm sure /)eathkiller won't like it if I just kill off his black robot or female mage character in this post.

I'm bringing back Jar Jar! Don't kill him off again -- understand? :mad: (Look, I know many of you hate him, but...)

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Jar Jar woke up. "...oooh, whatsa happensa?..." Looking around, he found himself lying on a bed, and saw Luke Skywalker and Gandalf standing beside him. His girlfriend Ghee Ghee Wonks was nearby as well.

"Oh! Jar Jar's alive! Meesa so happy!" cried Ghee Ghee as she jumped up and down.

"Easy, Jar Jar," said Luke. "You got blown to bits by a thermal detonator. This kind wizard helped me to put you together again."

"Lucky I had a sachet of Resurrection Powder with me," joined Gandalf. "Nearly spent all my life savings to buy just this one sachet from the priest in Arnika, a city in the dimensional plane of Dominus. Ah, well, guess that's the way it goes..."

"But whysa anyone wansa put a bomb in my love Jar Jar's house to kill himsa?" asked Ghee Ghee. "Heesa nice person!"

"...wouldn't know," replied Luke. "Perchance it's the work of some dark Jedi..."

"I can always consult my scrying glass to find out when we come to my residence," said Gandalf. "Meanwhile, at least Jar Jar's all okay now. Come, why don't we all get ready to go to Middle-Earth. Frodo's birthday party will start soon!" And Gandalf used his staff to trace out a huge circle in the air -- which turned into an interdimensional portal, at the other side of which a village could be seen with Hobbits running around...

and so they went through the portal into the hobbit village. the village was full of happy hobbits that were running around, playing till their knees would hurt. then, from a purple mass of shadows comes something sinister.a power so evil that it makes children become slaves to it. it was..*sweating and very nervously*..Barney the dinosaur:

Name:Barney
Class:Fighter/Thief
Level:6
Saves:whatever
HP: 60
Thaco: 6
Stats:
STR 14
DEX:13
CON:20(well, he IS a dinosaur)
INT:8
WIS:12
CHR:25(don`t ask)
special abilities:
Summon children- Barney can summon his obsessive childish slaves whenever he wants to. these children often come in large packs which might make them dangerous.

oh, i didn`t finish yet.. i had to go. anyway:

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Barney goes over to Jar Jar and asks: "do you want free candy?" Jar Jar answers:"whatcha wantssa? meesa Jar Jar Binksa, stupidsa yellowsa pigsa!"
Barney`s eyes turn into dark red and he says with a crazy and angry voice:"Thats purple dinosaur, not yellow pig!" and summons 6 children, in order to kill Jar Jar and Company. the good guys were too weak for the children but suddenly comes out B.A. Barracus with his big knuckles and kills all the children with ease. "take that, sucka" says B.A., points his finger in Barney and starts speaking again: "You`re a fool!"
Barney looks angry and says: "you WILL die! but in time!" and vanishes.
After that scene Jar Jar looks puzzled and starts talking with a stupid voice:"Weesa shouldsa goosa aftersa himsa!Butsa beforesa weesa shouldsa beesa insa theesa townsa!"
Then an elderly hobbit looks up to them and says:"Greetings!"

To uss: I was actually going to write something featuring Barney the Dinosaur, but I guess you came first. Well, never mind. [img]smile.gif[/img] Who's B A Barracus by the way?

Also, I think it might perhaps be a good idea to work out your story by putting in a little more detail. ;)

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Gandalf asked B A Barracus in shock, "Did you have to kill those children?"

"If I don't kill them, they'll kill you all," replied Barracus, cracking his white knuckles.

"But they're children!" protested Luke, looking at the bodies of the children.

"So?" snapped Barracus. "Are you going to just sit down and let them kids bash your brains in? Yes, I know, they're kids, but they're mind-controlled by that Dinosaur, and when you're mind-controlled by him, it's just too bad, you're a goner. You can never regain yourself anymore, you'll forever remain his slave. We had no choice, we had to kill those kids."

"I refuse to believe it," said Gandalf. "Surely there's got to be some way to break the terrible hold you claim that vile creature has on those poor children. And did you have to kill them? Couldn't we do something like just knock them unconscious or paralyse them instead? Who or what is that vile creature anyway? Where does he come from? Why would he want to do terrible things like making young children kill for him?"

Before Barracus could answer, a booming voice was heard. They recognised it as the voice of the Dinosaur, but it didn't seem to come from any definite direction.

"What are you doing lying there, stupid?" boomed the voice. "Get up and come back!" Immediately the children got up -- and vanished.

"The children... They aren't dead?" muttered Barracus in surprise. "Barney's power is even greater than I thought... No, this won't do, I must do something about it..."

Barracus dashed off. Luke meant to stop him, but changed his mind.

"How do you like it," sighed Luke. "Just as we set foot here we straight away have to run into some Dinosaur thing that makes young kids kill people, plus a weirdo who kills young kids. And that's not to mention the accident Jar Jar encountered just before we came. Fellas, I have to say I'm really not looking forward to the birthday party anymore after all this..."

"Actuallisa, itsa partly meesa fault toosa," said Jar Jar. "Earlier the Dinosa just asked meesa whether meesa wantsa any free candysa, but I scoldsa him becausa he looksa so stupidsa, so he got madsa..."

When Luke heard this, he got really angry with Jar Jar. "Why did you provoke him like this? Had you nothing better to do? All he did was ask you if you wanted some candy, he didn't bite you or anything like that! And may I ask just how good-looking you think you yourself are?"

But before he could continue, an elderly hobbit came to them and said, "Greetings!"

sorry for not putting more details. B.A. Barracus is the A-Teams big black guy, who always has silly comments like "sucka!" and "fool!". a rather wierd character.

An old man walks on the planet of Naboo, with his red cape and hat. The old man is Elminster. He notices a Hut (not the hut as in shack, but the starwars Jabba the Hut) and he casts a fireball straight at. "NOOOOooOO, Jabba will hear of thiiiiissssssss" And then the Hut explodes.
"Jabba my but, besides, you slobbering idiots move to slow in rush hour.

"Greetings!" said the old Hobbit with enthusiasm. "I understand you're all here to attend Frodo Baggins' birthday party?"

"Well, uhhh..." stuttered Luke.

"Yessa, yes!" cried Ghee Ghee. "Weesa heree to attendsa Frodosa partysa!"

Gandalf walked to Luke. "Luke," he said softly, "I understand how you feel. But since we're here already, I think we might as well go. What do you say?"

Luke was silent for a moment.

"All right," he said. "Let's go."

"Great!" said the Hobbit. "This way, folks!"

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There were lots of people at the party, which was held in the open under a huge tree. Decorative trinkets hung from the branches, and food and drink in large quantities were served. There were scones and eclairs, pineapples and durians, croissants and doughnuts, pizzas and Oreos, and large bottles of 7-up and Coca-Cola. An Elven rock band was playing Rock-and-Roll music. Elves, dwarves, Hobbits, humans, Martians, Klingons, Ewoks and Looney Tunes and Walt Disney characters talked and laughed.

Luke was helping himself to some muesli from Tatooine when a strange youth approached him. The youth had a large scar on his face and carried a curious-looking weapon which looked neither like a sword nor a gun. "Hi," he said to Luke, "I'm Squall Lionheart. Who are you?"

"I'm Luke Skywalker," replied Luke. "I'm an apprentice Jedi."

"Yeah, heard of you Jedis," said Squall. "I'd recognise one from a thousand miles away. I myself come from a special military academy, too."

"What sort of military academy is that?" asked Luke.

"You don't have to know that much," answered Squall. "Just know that the whole thing's a conspiracy brewed up by this stupid Japanese gaming company that has nothing better to do than to copy ideas from used American entertainment stuff. Frankly, I'd be ashamed to tell you of this so-called military academy -- everyone would be able to tell that it's copied from you Jedis..."

Before Luke can recover from his shock, a short, stocky fella breaks from the crowd and comes to join them.

"Hey Bub, cute pajamas you got there. I'm looking for some big-wig named Gandalf....do you know where I could find him"

"I'M GANDALF" answered Luke's companion. "And who might you be. You're just a bit too tall to be a hobbit, although you're certainly hairy enough".

The newcomer raised a fist towards the wizards face and 3 long metallic "claws" sprang from the back of his hand.

"Watch yerself, wizard. I don't take kindly to insults." He then retracted his claws and lowered his hand.

"But if you are this Gandalf fellow, then I was told to offer you my help. You can call Wolverine or Logan. Doesn't matter which one to me. I have some experience with Japanese culture and cursed blades that might be useful."

"But before we get started....where can a fella get a mug of brew around here?"

(Hey, Cerek, where's that image of a big, handsome Norseman in your sig? :D )

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"I'll see you later," said Squall Lionheart to Luke as he left. "Gotta go see my sweetheart Rinoa Heartilly."

Meanwhile, Gandalf stretched out a palm and gestured. "Abracadabra," he said -- and a large glass of strong Vodka appeared in his hands. "Here, Sir," said Gandalf as he handed the glass of Vodka to an astonished Wolverine.

"You have your 'claws'; I have my spells," said Gandalf with a smile. "But I would be curious to know if you don't mind, Sir: who sent you? And what's this thing about cursed Japanese blades?"

But before Wolverine could answer, a loud and somewhat squeaky voice announced:

"Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention, please. This is the moment we've all been waiting for -- Frodo Baggins is now going to blow out the candles! Come, let's sing 'Happy Birthday' for our beloved host!"

A short, fat Hobbit with slitty eyes, pimples all over his face and a missing front tooth walked through the crowds towards the birthday cake. Obviously this was Frodo. :D As he reached the cake everyone at the party started to sing loudly:

Haaaa-pee birrrrth-daaaay toooo yoooouuuu...
Haaaa-pee birrrrth-daaaay toooo yoooouuuu...
Haaaa-pee BIRRRRTH-DAAAAY deeeear Froooo-doooooooooooooooo...

(A cream pie suddenly flies towards Frodo and goes splat right in his face.)

Haaaa-pee birrrrth-daaaay toooo yoooouuuu!!

B.A. looks at everybody in the room and says:"allright, sucka! we get outta this birthday and whoop some monster butt! get going, fool! if you don´t, you`se a sucka!" everybody ignores this stupid fat black guy covered with jewelry, and the story goes on..

...Everybody ignored the fat, black guy, that is, except for one.

Wolverine was going to explain to Gandalf who sent him and the rest of it when this fat, black guy caught hold of his attention with his hollering. Somehow he felt attracted to this stranger and just had to talk to him. "I'll be with ya in a minute, bub," said Wolverine to Gandalf as he stood up and prepared to leave. "Wanna talk to someone around here. Thanks for the booze."

Wolverine then wound his way through the crowds and made his way to Barracus. "Hey, chum," he growled, "I like yer attitude. Who're you and what's that ya said earlier about whopping this monster butt?"

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Frodo wiped his face and grinned as everyone laughed and applauded him. He did not get upset because he knew it was a good-natured joke played on him by fellow Hobbits. As he blew out the candles, the crowd cheered so loudly one would have imagined it could be heard all over Middle-Earth.

A long line of strange creatures suddenly came out from the crowds towards Frodo, each bearing a large present. But for the fact that they were bipedal and obviously intelligent, they would actually have been thought of merely as common animals.

"Happy birthday, doc," said the one leading the line. "I'm Bugs Bunny and these are my friends. We would like to give you some birthday presents and say thank you for the party!"

"Thank you, thank you very much for the presents!" replied Frodo, grinning broadly. "Plase enjoy yourselves all you want tonight!" And he and Bugs Bunny hugged each other as he took the present.

At length Bugs Bunny's friends all exchanged hugs with Frodo and gave him their respective presents. "Come, Frodo, cut the cake!" said Aragorn excitedly as he handed the knife to Frodo. "I'll get all the dishes ready so we can serve it to your guests!"

But as Frodo took the knife and was about to cut the cake, there was suddenly a flurry of cherry blossoms and yet another strange creature appeared, except it was all in black armor.

"Haaaaiiii-yeeeeeeee!!" cried the stranger as he drew out a long, red katana that had purple lightning bolts shooting all over it and swung it around a few times as if performing a sword dance. The crowd was momentarily shocked by this unexpected intruder.

Then the intruder sheathed his katana and strode towards Frodo. "Hi-ya, Frodo!" shouted the stranger, slapping Frodo in the back. "I'm Death-killa, the android ranger! Lots of gals like me! Can I join your birthday party, too? Huh?"

Seeing that he was to all appearances but another guest, everyone resumed his/her/its own business of eating, drinking and chatting.

Frodo's initially apprehensive face quickly turned into a broad grin again. "Surrrre," he said, "You're most welcome, friend!" Then he discreetly pulled Deathkiller towards him. "But do you have... Uhhh... Any nice birthday present for me?"

"Uhhh... Gee, sorry," apologised Deathkiller, "ain't got no presents for you..."

Frodo's normally round face sagged so much upon hearing the disappointing words, it nearly turned as long as a cucumber. Deathkiller could see that his host was very disappointed and just kept quiet.

"Look, Frodo," comforted Aragorn, "you already have enough presents! How many more would you want? Aren't three cartfuls already enough? Come, let's cut the cake."

Deathkiller suddenly perked up with excitement. "Cut the cake?" he cried. "Look, I can help you do it very easily!Come! Let me show you what the immaculate swordsmanship of the ancient samurai can do! Haaaaiiii-yeeeeeeee..." And he drew his katana and whirled about in a blur. In a moment the cake vanished and amidst the sounds of 'swish, swish, swish' one plate of ready-sliced cake after another swiftly flew towards every single guest in the party and landed neatly before him/her/it, ready to be served.

"Show off!" muttered Aragorn.

Elminster suddenly apeared straight in the party. "WHERE THE HELL IS GANDALF! A LOUSY EXCUSE FOR A MAGE!!!!!!!!!!" Elminster spots him. "THERE YOU ARE, GANDALF, LETS FIGHT, OR ARE YA CHICKIN!"

Gandalf was startled, but tried to keep his cool. Every single person (elves etc included) in the party turned to stare at Elminster in shock, including Deathkiller, having barely just recovered from the shock of having a plate of ready-sliced cake landing right before him/her/it.

"I knew it," groaned Luke Skywalker. "I should never have come..."

At length Frodo walked out. "Uhhh, dear sir, please," he said to the rude stranger, "this is meant to be an auspicious occasion. It would be greatly appreciated if you were to desist from any threats of violence against my guests."

"Auspicious my butt!!" cried Elminster. "The no-good bum pilfered my wife's panties, do you know that? Now I must settle this score with him!"

"Elminster, I'm sure it must be a misunderstanding. I would never do that sort of thing, you know me. Okay, Saruman might. But certainly not me."

"AND you, little hobbit, back off before i punt you like a football. I may be old, but i'll kick you butt all the way to the 9th hell. AND GIVE ME MY WIFE'S PANTIES. I know it was you, because you had the pointy hat, he was short, long beard, and was a complete a-hole. And don't underestimate me, look what i did to that hut!" He shows the Hut's head fried to a crisp all bloody.

Gandalf was wondering what to say in reply to this extremely difficult person when a tall, tanned, muscular, well-oiled woman in a stringy bikini and high-top leather boots walked towards them. "He's right, hubby," she said to Elminster while putting a hand on his shoulder. "He didn't pilfer my g-strings. I just misplaced them and forgot where I put them. But I've found them now."

Elminster was momentarily surprised upon seeing her. "Hey, love, what are you doing here?" Nearby, Gandalf and Frodo breathed a sigh of relief, and the congregation of people at the party soon resumed its merrymaking.

"Oh, I just heard that there was this birthday party and that you were going, so I decided to come along. Come, hubby, let's enjoy ourselves!"

Then a crowd of dwarves approached the woman. "Pardon me," asked one of the dwarves, "but are you Chyna, the World Wrestling Federation superstar?"

"I certainly am!" confirmed the woman.

"In that case, can we have your autograph, please?" asked the dwarf excitedly.

"Sure!" replied Chyna, who happily proceeded to oblige them.

Meanwhile, Wolverine was happily talking to Barracus about whopping the butt of Barney the Dinosaur when he noticed the android in black armor. This man bore a cursed Japanese blade! He must not be let out of sight!

Meanwhile, on another world on yet another dimensional plane...

It was night and Shu-Lien was in her study doing some calligraphy when she heard a knock at the door. She went to the door and opened it.

"Oh, Chun-Li! Cammy!" exclaimed Shu-Lien happily. "Haven't seen you all for such a long time! How have you been doing? Come in, come in." And they walked into her study.

"We've been real busy raising the sales for our Street Fighter game series," said Chun-Li. "Our hard work has paid off -- thanks largely to Cammy, of course!"

"Please, Chun-Li," responded Cammy, blushing. "I don't deserve such praise. Everyone knows that the series would never have taken off without you."

"I'm sure both of you have made an invaluable contribution," said Shu-Lien as she poured cups of tea for the two visitors. "How are the guys -- how are Ryu and Ken? Or Guile?"

Chun-Li stopped smiling. "Ryu's been away from home for longer and longer hours nowadays," sighed Chun-Li. "Every night by the time he's back, the dinner's cold. Hope he doesn't overwork himself. I sometimes wonder if he might be flirting with another girl outside. Sure hope that isn't the case."

Shu-Lien held Chun-Li by a hand. "I believe such suspicion is unwarranted," reassured Shu-Lien. "As far as I could tell, Ryu's not that type. He's a man of high moral integrity. Surely he would not soil his own reputation by doing such things."

"I guess you're right," said Chun-Li with a smile. "But I still wish he could come back earlier at night."

Suddenly a dark shadow flew into the chamber like a large bat. Before the three astonished ladies stood a tall, thin, aristocratic-looking man in an immaculate three-piece suit and a large, black cloak.

"W-Who are you?" asked Cammy. Nearby Shu-Lien put on an expression that seemed to say: yeah, I've seen that umpteen times before.

The stranger grinned evilly and two fangs protruded from his mouth. "I am Count Drrrrrracula!!" he answered. "And I have come to drrrrrrain you drrrrrry!!"

Shu-Lien and Chun-Li turned to look at each other, with Chun-Li wearing the same expression as Shu-Lien.

"Don't you get sick of this dumb jerk?" muttered Chun-Li.

"You took the words right out of my mouth," answered Shu-Lien, pointing to Dracula's feet. "Fancy Count Dracula wearing Reebok sneakers."

Dracula was infuriated by the insulting words. "Fools!" he yelled. "How dare you insult the Lord of the Undead! Tonight I shall make all of you join the ranks of my undead minions! Prepare to die!"

Dracula jumped on Cammy and meant to bite her in the neck when Chun-Li delivered a kick to the vampire lord so powerful he tumbled away and overturned a table before crashing right into a nearby wall face first. Meanwhile Shu-Lien angrily grabbed Dracula by the pants and yanked so hard the pants got all ripped off leaving the vampire wearing nothing but his undies below the waist. Cammy grabbed a pillow (traditional Chinese pillows are hard and made of porcelain) and ploughed it right into the vampire's head, but he swiftly turned into a giant bat to avoid the attack. "No, you don't," hissed Chun-Li who splashed the pot of steaming tea right at the bat. The bat now flew towards Chun-Li and meant to bite her when Shu-Lien grabbed the bat in mid-air instead and bit it real hard in the butt causing Dracula to return to his original form howling with pain. Cammy in the meantime reached under her clothes, pulled out her bra and filled the two huge depressions with some garlic she found in the room before securing them inside with a few knots and wrapping the thing around Dracula's neck, standing on his shoulders and pulling with all her might as the vampire lord kicked and screamed, all his powers cancelled out by the garlic. "I can't hold on much longer, fellas!" screamed Cammy. "Do something fast!"

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Death sheithed his sword, that was when he started recieving some odd vibes... "my Sega-senses are tingling... OH MY GOD! THE CAPCOM ALL STARS ARE IN TROUBLE... snk was better anyway..." death noticed something bizare in the audience was staring at him... he turned slowly and observed a purple dinosoar staring directly at him.... it was the same height and looked like the same weight as HE was... Frodo and Bilbo started wobbling around from their drunkeness... the skies became darker as the sun set, and the stars became covered with clouds... finally a large dark cloud moved in front of the moon...

Death spoke... the crowd dissapeared... it was only him and barney standing in the same plane of existence...

"You're the one who takes the mortal soulds of children and manipulates them to your own will..."

The dinosoar didn't reply...

"you are more than that aren't you.. I can see through your costume with my enhanced vision (it's great for seein' through chyna's bikini too)... don't think you can get away with that disguise!"

The dinosoar chuckled... purple cloth vibrated as he opened his mouth in a thoothy grin...

"You're not just barney... you're also... the Pied Piper!"

A pie suddnely struck death in the face and everyone at the party returned to normal, Woody the woodpecker laughed with his bizare laugh and then went to hang with the rest of the reject cartoons... death stared... still... the pie drippled from his armor...

"You bet Im the Pied piper!"
Suddnely a pie struck barney in the face and woody let out that unmistakable laugh again...

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"So..." wolverine said takling to the large black man covered in jewlery...
"What do ya do for a living?"
"I sit aroun' mah house and look at pictas of myself!"
"is that all?"
"I once was offered a job for 1800 collect but I turned it down... So what do you do for a living?"
"I save the world... umm yeah every now and then... well with my freinds' help i mean.."
"ohj so you already have enough freinds?"
"well no not like that I mean, they are... JUST freinds.... ya know..."
"uh... huh"

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The elven rock band started playing some dance music and strobe lights lit the grassy dance floor which came from out of nowhere...

Suddenly a portal opened up and a blackmage accompanied by a fighter dressed in all red walked out of it... they seemed quite... pixilated...

"ZOINKS BlackMage! How did we get into this realistic world?"

"I swear Fighter, I was trying to BLOW your brains out and nothing more! The portal to this world was just an accidental after effect..."

The mage gripped his two-block fist and shook it around while talking to himself.. "one of these days.."

Bilbo walked up to them... "greetings, have you brought preasents for the birthday party!"

"Presents? What are those?"

Death rememebered the present inscident, he was still feeling sorry about it...

"here bilbo" The large android said without warning, turning away from the gaze of the purple dinosoar who put his hands on his hips...

"this is a Red Ring... it belonged to Red Ring Rico once, it's elegedy filled with a magical power which no man can comprehend...

"really?" the hobbit said... "gimme!" he grabbed the ring and turned it around in his hand..

"it will conform to fit any hand... heh it looks like a bracelet on you..."

Bilbo lifted the ring to his index finger, it tightened on and he felt a bizare ora come over him...

"are you all right?"

"the power...MUAHAAH the power..."

"umm actually all it does is raise your defensess agains the dark arts... it doesn't giv eyou any strenghte..."

"oh... well if i took your defense ring then what will you use?"

"I can manage..." the robot then pulled out a large sheild plate which he magnetically clamped to his arm... "God's Sheild Genbu... ah yeah..." it started erupting with lightening...

Barney jumped back...
"he has a cursed sword and cursed armor AND a cursed sheild" he thought to himself.."this could really go places..."

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Elsewhere...

"I tell you, Scully," pleaded Mulder, "it's not some silly story I brewed up after reading too many fantasy novels! There is this special ring which can lead us to all the answers! The ring is the culprit behind all those cases involving people being stuffed into blenders and what not!"

"Sure, Mulder," said Scully sarcastically. "If it's not UFOs it's witches riding on vacuum cleaners or boo-boos crawling out of toilet bowls. But never mind, just let me listen to your crackpot theory anyway."

"The One Ring, Scully!" exclaimed Mulder. "There's this set of rings that allow you to do all sorts of magic stuff like winning the sweepstakes or knowing all the answers to the questions in 'Who wants to be a Millionaire'. But there's also this One Ring that rules'em all! Only one who wielded this ring could have been behind all those cases!"

"And you suspect these people have something to do with it?" asked Scully, indicating the files she was flipping through, one of which showed a truly revolting face with slitty eyes, pimples all over, a splayed nose with huge nostrils and a missing front tooth. Scully's face twisted into an expression of sheer disgust as she looked at the named: Frodo Baggins.

"Hmmm. Where do you reckon we should search for these people, Mulder?"

Back to Frodo's birthday party...

As Bilbo was admiring the ring Deathkiller gave him, Frodo walked up to him. "Hey, where'd you get that ring from?" asked Frodo.

"Oh, that guy who helped you cut up your birthday cake gave it to me," replied Bilbo.

"Really? Gee, that ring of yours looks pretty much like my ring," said Frodo, who showed a ring on his hand.

"Hey, it does!" exclaimed Bilbo. "Where did you get your ring from?"

"Shhhh..." said Frodo. "I can't tell you here -- there are too many people around. I want to keep it a secret. Another time, okay? Right now I actually wanna entertain my guests a little." Then he walked to a spot and announced to everyone:

"Lay-dees and gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure to have your company here for this auspicious occasion. I hope you have enjoyed yourselves and will continue to enjoy yourselves for the evening. Right now, I should like to have the pleasure of demonstrating to all of you a feat of magic -- before your very eyes, your host Frodo Baggins shall now vanish without a trace! Behold!"

Then Frodo slipped the ring upon his finger, the elven rock band nearby doing a drum roll -- and faded into nothingness!

"Wowsa!" exclaimed Jar Jar. "Thissa goodsa!"

"Wow!" gasped Luke Skywalker. "I think even Master Yoda might have found that difficult to do!"

Gandalf gasped in shock; he recognised the nature of the magic. It could only be... the ONE RING... :eek:

Well? Any follow-ups?

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*death stoped talking to a few guests just in time to notice Frodo's dissapearance*

"What in the hell kind of ring was that?"

Wolverine extended his claws after a few minutes of silence...

"something smells funny..."

Death then remembered the words he had been told "you must go to save the world..."

"CAPCOM SENSES THINGLING!" death said as a small portal opened up... a red-haired figure wearing a black suit with his collar extending around his face, with a belt buckled between his knees looked from left to right...

The crowd turned to him as he looked to and fro...

"Konutsulla?"

"OH OH OH! Im profficient in ork!" A figure said running up holding a gun in his hand. he pocketed the pistol after having the crowd split up and he walked right up to the tall fellow.

"GRUURRR UUURRR GRAARUUUR..." he said a raspy voice...

The red haired figure looked at him wide eyed and finally said "Yosukan Dekimasu Nihon?"

Death raised a hand like an anxiose child, certain of knowing the answer to a difficult question, in a 1st grade classroom.

"OOH OOH OOH!" he said already standing out amongst the rest of the guests...

"Dosta?" The red haired figure said...

"IORI-KUN! Yo un dokoetsu nama shetaga dow kaitenmio!" Death said hastily...

"hai..."

The crowd looked from one figure to the other in an abrupt silence... "meesa no understand what theysa saying!"
The gun-holding figure scratched his head and turned toward the crowd.... "well i can confirm it isn't ork... therefore... it must be... ALIEN!!!" He pulled out a badge and flashed it to the crowd of onlookers... "Agent Mulder, FBI... i'm here to investigate the so-called RING of destiy? know any of you of it's existance?"

Ghandalf stepped forward along with Bilbo... and suprisingly Luke skywalker... "umm if you don't mind interupting, i've got this here Calamari universal translator, you can speak anything from Americanees to Squid in it and it comes out in a language we all understand...

"well thensa puts it awd da guyee!" Jar Jar shouted in the back...

"well alright" luke said, clamping the device aroudn the red Haired figure's kneck standing on his tip-toes...

"What's this a welcoming bracelet?" The guy said...

"Iori... it's a device so they can understand Japanese..." Death answered

"oh... you mean I'm talking in english?"

"yeah apparnetly..." Someone in the crowd abruply answered

"If it's as good as bablefish then im afraid that my purpose may be for naught..." Iori replied, nobody seemed to laugh.

"so what brings a red-haired SNK fighter like you to my party?" Bilbo finally said, parting the crowd, even making Gandalf step back so that he could talk to him.

"i've come for... THE RING..."

"which ring?" death said, stepping forward... "i've got a black ring, blue ring, red ring, yellow ring, purple ring, orange ring, white ring..."

"Spare us from naming you're Über Inventory" Mulder interupted... Do you have the ring to controll them all?"

"Mulder you know a thing like that can't possibly exist..." a brunet said walking out of the crowd...

"But Skully! it has to be REAL! This guy's got a whole mess of rings!"

"um the closest thing i've got is the ring that God wore..." Death answered after doing a bit of pocket searching.

"no NO that's just not good enough! we must have the CONTROLL ring!" Mulder replied...

"I belive that our own mister Frodo might be able to answer for your question, young man..." Ghandalf said taking a step forward and grabbing the spotlight...

"So, um... mister Death... does this ring you gave ME let me become invisible too?" Bilbo asked...

"actually it gives you conjuritis... uh don't try casting any spells for a few days if you put it on, it might turn your skin purple..."

"... loveley..."

Iori finally shouted "ENOUGH of this Nonsense! Tell me where the ring is!!"

"why do you need it?"

"...Why do i need the gauntlet of power, the master ball, the Foot Pads of Security, the Marmalade earrings!?!?!" he said expecting an instant response...

"to uh... destroy the world?"

"EXACTLY!!!"

"But why would you want to destroy middle earth? YOU SISTER TAKING ALIEN SCUMM!!" mulder said to the tall figure...

Iori brushed his hands through his hair.... "i don't care about middle earth... i need to destroy HAYATE! that putz, he ripped off all of my special moves but whne you do his roundabout combo you end up doing a dragon punch where as my round about combo is a long distance fireball that travels across the ground and THEY THINK that JUST BECAUSE he's got a melee combo and that IVE got a projectil that im some kind of a PANSY who can't take the possibilty of getting thrown!!!"

"but you have Scoliosis, it could kill you if you get thrown..." Wolverine said...

"AND HOW WOULD YOU KNOW THAT?!"

"I rode on the air ship once with all those weird Japanese Capcom characters and some of my fellow superheroes... when we got off the ship we got onto a train labled "SNK" and you were on it complaining about your constant back pain... and look, you must slunch 2 feet down..."

"HEY excuse me mister hunched over, but it's an anti-proportional spinal growth, and you seem to have a bit of a hump yourself!"

"...yeah well my spine's made out of Ademantium steel!"

"ouch..." a few peopel said... Wolverine turned and snarled at them making them hide behind fellow onlookers...

"So we've obviously got a common goal here..." Ghandalf and bilbo said at once...

"Yes it would seem we do..." Skully said...

"TO DISCOVER LIFE OUTSIDE OF OUR OWN PLANET?!" mulder asked anxiosly...

"TO BECOME MORE THAN ÜBER?!" Death asked...

"NO!" everyone else said at once!

"TO FIND FRODO!" Someone else finally answered...

"well then LETS GO FIND HIM!" A few people shouted...

"so how did you two FBI agents get to this world anyway?" Iori asked Mulder and Skulley...

"we took the interdimensional squad car..."

"What do you mean interdimensional? it just can drive anywhere..." Skully admitted...

"will you ever stop questioning and just belive?, we drove to Area 51 in it, we drove to Middle earth in it, and we once even drove to antarctica in it! unfortunetly we had to then get a snow-mobile because the windsheild wipers and space heater wouldn't cut it..."

"i see..."

"what the hell" Neo stated. "how the hell did i end up at frodo baggins birthday party? Tank, what the hell happened to the program?"

"i dont know Neo, i must have been watching Lord of the Rings, and pressed the wrong button. sorry man, but there are no phones there. i can hook up up with gear and training, but it looks like you are STUCK there. tough luck, i guess Trinity is mine now, heh."

"Damn you Tank, if i get back to the Nebakaneezer, im going to show you WHY im the chosen one!!!"

(looking toward everyone) "hello all. im not talking to myself, trust me. im here to attend good frodo's birthday party. (tank, i need a good high quality, magical shortsword for good frodo) I come with a gift for the good hobbit, is he around?"

Instead of a sword (as Neo hoped), a large, beautifully wrapped box of Cadbury milk chocolates materialised in his hands. He could hear Tank giggling away. "Curse you, Tank, I'll make you suffer for this..." muttered Neo. But he quickly turned his attention back to the crowds before him. "Sorry, friends," continued Neo, "but would anyone happen to know of good Frodo's whereabouts?"

An elderly Hobbit approached. "Ho, friend," said the Hobbit, "I'm Pimpo Baggins, Frodo's grand-uncle. I can bring you to him. Come along!"

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"Actually," said /)eathkiller to Iori, "I reckon you might not need the One Ring for your purpose, after all... What you need is something called the Orochi Power...

"The what?" asked Iori, suddenly excited.

"The Orochi Power," repeated /)eathkiller. "Once you have this Power, you will no longer need any Ring or gauntlet or earrings or whatever. A flick of your fingers and any Capcom or SNK fighter dumb enough to challenge you will be toast in no time -- including that bloody bitch with the fat bouncing breasts named Mai Shiranui. Well, at least his or her life bar will shrink by a full 50%, guaranteed. It is they who will be the pansies this time; you'll truly become The King of Fighters!"

"Where do I find this Orochi Power? Tell me! Quick!"

"You need to find this person named Rugal --"

"But of course!" cried Iori. "How could I have missed that? Damn, I must go after him now!" And he quickly bolted through the dimensional portal he came in by, and vanished.

Gandalf breathed a sigh of relief. "That's one less fella after the Ring now!"

"No worries," said /)eathkiller. "Even if he had the One Ring, it would be useless for him, because it's useless in any world not lived in or created by Tolkien -- such as the SNK or Capcom Universes. Only the Orochi Power is effective in those dimensions. What I told him is the truth."

"That's good to know," said Mulder, "but for now we must find Frodo -- and the One Ring!"

"TANK!!!!, hobbits cant eat chocolate. come on man, you can have Trinity, just dont mess this up, i think im in some hot water here. no phone means im stuck here in middle earth, so PLEASE work with me here. i dont know HOW im going to charge my cell phone out here, maybe a low level electrical spell from gandalf or elminster? quick, send me a lifetime supply of cellphone batteries, fully charged, for THIS phone, and PLEASE send that shortsword i asked for. im afraid, IM going to eat this yummy chocolate!"

In answer to Neo's pleas, a lightsaber and an unusually designed cell-phone with runes engraved nicely into its sides appeared in his hands.

"This cell-phone will constantly recharge itself with the Force," whispered a voice in Neo's head which he recognised as Tank's. "It'll never run out of power. And the lightsaber would make an ideal gift for good ol' Frodo!"

"Ow, come on..." protested Neo. "Frodo's no Jedi, you know that -- not even a Padawan! Besides, who ever heard of a pink lightsaber? With a Pikachu doll fixed upon its hilt??"

"BAH!" said Neo. "i guess this will have to do. he will like it, or he wont, but it IS a lightsaber. if he doesnt like it, i guess ill use it, though the pink and pikachu is kinda lame. oh well, i will give this to him as soon as i find him."

OOC> ELminster Returns
IC> Elminster walks out of the bathroom, with a smile on his face. "Imprisoning that Hobbit was good. Oh no, now we have Mr. Bigshot Neo here. Well, I'll show this guy whose boss."

Just then, an Agent comes out of the crowd,
"Mr Anderson! I've been looking for you. We've just gotten the new program installed. You humans will be wiped out from this world. As soon as I'm finished with you I will KILL all of these midgets." Pulls out his gun and starts shootin.

Elminster gets tripped by a devious little hobbit named Festule. "You litte crapsack, I've had it with these little sacks of Sh*t. He lifts Festule in the air, and kicks him right in front of Frodo. "I'm outa here" and he teleports to Naboo.

"W-What's going on?" asked Luke as he saw the strange man disappear after the brief commotion. Then everyone's attention was directed to a voice. It was Frodo's.

"Hey, will someone please help me out?" cried Frodo. He was imprisoned in a cage.

Luke quickly whipped out his lightsaber and tried to cut through the bars of the cage, but instead the lightsaber went out of power. "Damn," cursed Luke, "I should have used Eveready Energiser batteries instead."

"Step aside, all of you!" cried Wolverine as his adamantium claws came out from his knuckles. Crink! Crink! Sparks flew as he slashed the cage's bars with his claws -- which ended up... all crooked. "What?" cried Wolverine in disbelief. "How could..."

"Come, let me try and see if I can do something," said Inspector Scully, who took out a hairpin. "Gandalf, you cast the Knock Knock spell on the lock of the cage so that at least some of the tumblers can be lifted -- I'll try to handle the remaining tumblers." Gandalf nodded his head and cast the spell on the lock while Scully carefully picked it with her hairpin. It unlocked and the door opened. Frodo ran out quickly. "Oh, thank you so much, my friends!"

Meanwhile, Festule nearby rubbed his side where he got kicked by the strange man and cried loudly, a large puddle of tears quickly forming under his feet. "Waaaahh!! That no-good bully... He always bullies us Hobbits! Waaaahh..."

Ghee Ghee felt really sorry for the Hobbit and quickly took out a pacifier which she pushed into Festule's mouth, calming him down instantly. "There-sa, there-sa," consoled Ghee Ghee as she cradled Festule in her arms, "don't cry-sa... Everythingsa gonna be alrightsa..."

"Hey, will someone tell us what happened?" asked /)eathkiller.

"I don't know," replied Frodo. "Earlier on just after I teleported myself back here, that guy barged in and locked me up. He called himself El-minster or something like that, and said that he hated us Hobbits and wanted to kill us all. Then he went inside my bathroom to take a bath, and when he came out -- you fellas all came, too. The rest you should already know."

"Yes, I know that Elminster fellow," sighed Gandalf. "Real troublesome fellow he is. Keeps thinking I stole his wife's panties. I recognised him straight away when we came in."

"Scully," asked Mulder, "is it true what that Elminster fellow said to you -- that he's just got this new program installed which will wipe out us humans from this world?"

"Relax," answered Scully, "it's a lie. I know him. He's this a-hole who kept threatening to do all sorts of horrible things unless I agreed to... uhhh... go to bed with him..."

"Did you, Scully?" asked Mulder worriedly, eyes suddenly wide open.

"Of course, not, Mulder," replied Scully, "don't be silly. You know I'll never let another man have me (smiles sweetly at Mulder). In fact I've kept that a-hole at bay by threatening in turn to let his wife Chyna know about his interest in me if he continued to come after me."

"Well," said Gandalf, "his intention to kill all of our Hobbit friends might not be a lie! Which reminds me -- Frodo, where's the Ring?"

"Yes, where's the Ring?" echoed Mulder, Scully and /)eathkiller.

"What ring?" asked Frodo sheepishly.

"Don't pretend you don't know, Frodo!" said Gandalf. "Come, tell me, how did you teleport yourself back here earlier on?"

"Oh, you mean that ring..." muttered Frodo. "Why?... Okay, here it is... (shows a ring in his hand)."

"Frodo," said the tall, lanky wizard in a suddenly lowered voice, "that ring's a very, veeee-ry evil thing. It may give you all sorts of cool powers, yes, but it will also eventually turn you into a slobbering sex-monster who will go about raping every female creature on sight. No female human, Hobbit, elf, dwarf, orc or farm animal in the whole of Middle-Earth will be safe from you, on account of the powers the Ring will grant you. What's worse, every single victim of yours will get AIDS. And as the Ring works its evil magic on you still further, you'll eventually become gay and start going after males, too."

Frodo's face turned pale. "R-really, Gandalf?"

"It's all stated in the Prophecy, Frodo. I can show you which website to look up if you don't believe me."

"A lot of crimes have indeed been committed by people using this Ring," confirmed Mulder.

"Th-then what are we to do?..."

"Hand me the Ring, Frodo," said Gandalf. Frodo handed the Ring to the wizard and he put it down on the ground and sat on it. "Noooo!!" screamed Frodo in panic. "What are you doing to the Ring?"

"Have you fallen under the Ring's evil power already, Frodo? Huh?"

"I..."

Gandalf took out the Ring from under his butt. The Ring was totally unscathed. "Gee, how could this be?" gasped Frodo, touching the Ring. "It's not even warm."

"Nothing can damage the Ring," said Gandalf. "Well, except for one thing... Queen Amidala..."

"Queen Amidala?" said Luke. "That's my mother!"

"The only way to destroy this Ring is by having it crushed between the giant breasts of the legendary lady wrestler Queen Amidala," explained Gandalf. "Her breasts are so powerful they can smother any dark Jedi to death between them."

"But aren't Queen Galadriel's good enough? Or Jesse Ventura's? Grace Jones'?" asked Bilbo.

"Theirs are not round enough, and not of sufficient size, either," explained Gandalf. "Queen Amidala alone meets the requirements."

"We'll have to set out soon for my mother, then," said Luke. "I can ask my friend Han Solo to bring us to her in his Millennium Falcon tomorrow."

"Uhhhh..." interrupted a voice. It was Neo. "Sorry for the interruption, friends, but I just thought I'd introduce myself. I'm Neo, and I've actually got a gift for Frodo which might be of help..."

[ 07-08-2002, 12:10 PM: Message edited by: K T Ong ]

Neo reached into his left pocket and pulled out a toy mok-up of the Nebekeneezer he threw it and it exploded in smoke with a "BOM" sound effect. Suddenly before them was the giant hovercraft.

"WOW! That could take us anywhere!"

"yes... + i jacked the batteries from Skully's car that allow it to interdimensionally travel so now it can hover ANYWHERE!"

/)eath started to shudder in horror... "THAT THINGS GOT EMP WEAPONS! AAAH!"

"what about EMPs?"

"O_o they could... y'know... Do the CUT! Without the PASTE!"

Everyone scratched their heads but Neo asured him
"Don't worry, the old EMP has been replaced by a Napalm launcher that doesn't require oxygen to burn..."

"you... you sure?"

"Absolutley!"

"well then heck lets get on!"

And the loads of people got onto the Napalm Nebekeneezer, death took a spraypaint can and starteed to spray the word "BEEBOP" onto the side of it like he was playing jet set radio.

"What are you doing?"

"well nothing now that I don't have roller blades on..."

"eh?"

The large black android was the last to jump onto the Hovercraft before its engiens started to fire up and Neo took the controlls.

"I got shotgun!" Luke said, taking controll of the Napalm launcher.

"3... 2... 1... LAUNCH!"

"launch what?"

"... um The WARP Engien thingy!"

"... oh in order for that to work you have to have a captain say "ENGAGE!"

Suddenly out of nowhere Patric Stewart and William Shatner showed up.. they pointed their fingers out at the same time and shouted "ENGAGE!"

(ooc: This is a continuation of the unfinished episode featuring the fight between Dracula and the Capcom ladies on page 1 of this thread. ;) )

Dracula thrashed about frantically, mouth wide open but unable to make any sound. Then suddenly the bra snapped and Cammy tumbled back several paces, grabbing a bamboo curtain nearby for balance as she did. The bamboo jerked aside and through the window one could see that it was daybreak.

"Aaaargh!!" screamed the vampire lord upon seeing the sunlight. "I shall return, fools! Mark my words!" Then he leapt through the window -- and vanished.

"Whew," sighed Chun-Li. "Sure glad the stupid no-good bum is gone."

"He might be back, though," warned Cammy. "I think we should stay together this coming night in preparation for the a-hole, just in case."

"I think I know what to do to get rid of that idiot once and for all," said Shu-Lien. "Wait here for me, please." Then she went to the room where she kept the Green Destiny. What better way to be rid of that terrible nuisance than simply to suck his soul inside the enchanted blade, she thought.

Arriving at the room's door, she was shocked to find it unlocked. Momentarily seized with alarm, she quickly pushed the door open and went in -- and saw to her horror that the cabinet in which she kept the sword was wide open, and the sword gone...

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The vehicle quaked and rumbled like it was really going to take off; then it went 'sputter, sputter' and ground to a halt.

"Damn! Out of gas!" cursed Neo. "And hey! Who are you guys?" (Looking at Stewart and Shatner.)

"Don't you know us?" said the taller of the two strangers. "We're Stewart and Shatner! Hello!"

"Oh, but of course!" said Neo with delight. "Hello!" The bunch alighted from the Nebekeneezer, and niceties were exchanged.

"So it seems we'll have to go tomorrow," said Luke, "since this thing's out of gas."

"Weesa might as wellsa," agreed Jar Jar. "Letsa stay for the nightsa and enjoy the partysa."

"Well," said Neo, "in fact I have another present for Frodo." And he showed the pink Pikachu lightsaber.

"Like it?" he asked Frodo. "This is my big birthday present for you!"

Frodo took the lightsaber. "Uhhh... Thank you, kind sir," he stuttered with a grin. "But... But I don't know how to use a lightsaber..."

Luke was about to say "no worries, Frodo, I can teach you" when he saw that the lightsaber was pink and had a Pikachu fixed upon its hilt. "Say, this is a real cool model!" exclaimed Luke with delight. "Hey, Frodo, can I exchange my lightsaber with yours?"

"I..."

Suddenly an Asian-looking lady came inside the (already crowded) house, brandishing an Oriental sword which gave off a ghastly green glow. "I am Jen," snapped the girl. "Hand me the One Ring -- or the Green Destiny shall claim your souls!"

Death turned and looked at the shiney sword.

"OOOoooOOOHhh" he let out walking toward her. "That's a nice sword ya' got there :D "

She eyed him with a glare and started to swing her sword toward the large robot. With Lightening reflexes and twin dexterity a purple sword of equal size and power with red lightening bolts and a slightly weaker red sword with purple lightening bolts colided with the green one. The android stared silently with it's gazing ocular sensors, peircing into Jen's eyes.

They both doubled back and sheithed their weapons.

"now then" the large robot said wiping some coolant off of his forehead with a hankercheif. "What brings you to Frodo's party?"

"SHE WANT'S THE RING!" Everybody let out after growing rather tired of the single goal which everyone seemed interested in...

"oh... OK!" the android let out and he quickly pulled out a purple ring with red lightening bolts out of one of his interdimensional pockets.

"Here... want this?"

Everyone fell over and gave a deep sigh

"OH she wants the ONE ring! ri-iight..."

Some people groaned others rolled their eyes.

"righty-o! let's party until tomorrow... but uh... how is it just BEING tomorrow going to refuel the Nebekeneezer?"

"I've... got... it!" Shatner let out breaking the silence.

"Well then what?"

"have... you... got... a... DILITUIUM... uh... CRYSTAL!"

"Yes! Or a Trilitium crystal!"

A cricket chirped for about 15 seconds

... "Best I can do is monolithium batteries..."

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