<font size= "4", color= "deeppink">You have entered the ninth building of the Order of the Royal Toads!! All are welcome, members and non-members alike, to come in and join the frolics [img]graemlins/happywave.gif[/img] </font>

Currently, Madman-Rogovich is deciding how he will join - the intiation, or the soft option. Pink is not cooking anymore, Lioness and Aelia are about to go Christmas shopping, and LS may or may not be still a woman :D


Here's the official map of the ORT Building:

This is the home of the ORT, please, make yourself at home, but stay away from floor B13, the power's gone and it's infested with monsters, floor 4 is still free and can be rented at any time, the rest of the floors are:

Roof: Pool and BBQ area.
5th: HADB Offices, access denied to all non-members.
4th: Not taken(Currently used as hostage confinement area.)
3rd: ORT private offices and barracks, no admittance.
2nd: ORT kitchen, food storage, library, magical items storage and computer area. No admittance without security clearance.
1st: Shared ORT/HADB area, no admittance to non-members.
Ground floor: Reception, cafeteria, restaurant and gift shop.
B1: Labs(Access Denied.)
B2: Guardian Monster Storage(Access Denied.)
B3: Cold Fusion Reactor(Access Denied.)
B4: Pipelines, Marzipan and Chocolate.
B5-B12: Empty or used for storage.
B13: Monster infested and in disrepair, we do not recommend you go there.

Also note the excellent courtyard in which there is space for a HUGE bonfire which can be useful when roasting marshmallows.

<font color= "bisque">Join the ORT by completing a series of gruelling and humiliating initiation procedures decided on by the Disrobed Division, including dancing in a tutu, visiting the mouse room with LS, and confronting Woolly Rupert in a domain of his choosing :D :D :D Or if you don't like that, just ask and you'll doubtless be accepted ;) </font>

<font size= "4", color= "aquamarine">Come in, have fun, and above all, be nekked!!! :D :D </font>

Oh hell ill dance in the tutu .....and clear some beasties down in B13.............ill goto the mouse room and take on wooly rupert cos fulfilment s goood

Taaaa-Daaaaaa! I'm back! Woo-Hoo! And sadly, I have to go for a week! I'm on vacation although not doing anything too exciting. I might drop by from time to time, but most likely, I'll be out making merry! Take care all! Madman, keep those B13 beasties contained while I'm gone would ya? Take care guys! Merry Xmas!


P.S. Read the "grandfather story" post in the last building. I thought it was hilarious when I heard it. Maybe it's just one of those jokes you have to tell yourself.

well we can do this tomorrow yeah ???? i need some sleep as i had my senior prom last night and hae a nas hangover.....

my After prom party-

[img]graemlins/petard.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/stonedout.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/2puke.gif[/img]

''''''''some time later [img]graemlins/smokybounce.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/2drinkspit.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/rocking.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/drinkup.gif[/img] and finally [img]graemlins/drunkass.gif[/img]

(Sets up camcorder to record Rogovich's humiliation, as she recalls that he was trying to steal Sir Byronas' sword, but was foiled by Barb. She plans on sending tape to Sir B., as he has been so depressed lately)Hi, all(sniffs) Nothing cooking? Not even marshmallows?(dives into pool)

Someone crank up the bonfire, Galadria wants marshmallows! *looks approvingly at the camcorder* http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...hterpurple.gif

Sure, Madman, take your time [img]smile.gif[/img] Now I've scratched the mouse room off the agenda, and don't forget, tutus are nice, but bonus points for nekked dancing ;)

Bye Kenyth, don't be too merry, B13 still needs attending to ;) LOL I must have missed your story the first time round, very nice :D :D

In reply to Neb's 2 posts from ORT 8-
Does dark blonde count?
I have dark blonde, hair, and they want me to be a priestess, so... ^_^ you wanna be a priestess? (lol)
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*wonders if anyone has noticed his clever little spell on LS that requires a name change from Lord Shield to Lady Shield.....*
Nah, he looks exactly the same to me. ^_^ just sags in different places than usual, LOL. ^___^ *jumps into pool of chocolate to avoid LS's wrath*
Ooh, lemme go shopping too! ^_^

Hi Everyone! [img]smile.gif[/img]

Can I join the ORT??? I spend a lot of time here and lot's of my friends are here too [img]smile.gif[/img]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Avatar:
Hi Everyone! [img]smile.gif[/img]

Can I join the ORT??? I spend a lot of time here and lot's of my friends are here too [img]smile.gif[/img] <hr></blockquote>

Feel free to join.

"Ooh, marshmallows." (Takes one, casts Summon Graham Cracker, spreads it with chocolate from the pool, levitates it over the campfire. Creates S'more)*OH, NO* Creation of S'more inadvertently sets off trap, or rather curse, that casts Summon Hungry Teenage Stepson. (smacks forehead, she should have remembered this)
HUNGRY TEENAGE STEPSON: "Mom, is there anything to eat around here?"
HTS eats S'more, looks around,"Mom, is there anything else to eat around here?" he spots Pink, with seared foreleg."IMMM, pork skins! Do you have any Tabasco?" Looks interestedly at the Disrobed Division,
Galadria hurriedly Unsummons HTS.

*dispels anti-clothes zone and creates anti-marshmellow zone* Boring day, I've managed to waste more than 16 hours in front of the computer today and I shall surely waste at least 5 more here.... I really must have no life..... *Locates a TV and a couch and relaxes by watching Monty Python's The Holy Grail over and over again....*

OOC>>Oh, brighten up, Neb. Go over and try to tickle Aelia.What time is it over there. I'm estimating 6 hours later than me.(Central Standard time)

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Galadria:
OOC>>Oh, brighten up, Neb. Go over and try to tickle Aelia.What time is it over there. I'm estimating 6 hours later than me.(Central Standard time)<hr></blockquote>

(OOC: If you want something bright go look at a lightbulb. It's almost 9 PM here (CEST).)

OOC>>I's 2:03P.M., here, so thst 7 hours. I wonder what time zone Brisbane is in? Okay, I'll leave you alone. Ziroc'll have my hide for spamming.

OOC: Galadria it's now 7:08am in Brissie [img]smile.gif[/img]

*does a few enticing stretches to give Hungry Teenage Stepson something to be going on with before he is unsummoned :D *

Avy! A new recruit! Now, what would you like your initiation to be? Running the gauntlet against Pink? http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...hterpurple.gif

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Galadria:
(Sets up camcorder to record Rogovich's humiliation, as she recalls that he was trying to steal Sir Byronas' sword, but was foiled by Barb. She plans on sending tape to Sir B., as he has been so depressed lately)Hi, all(sniffs) Nothing cooking? Not even marshmallows?(dives into pool)<hr></blockquote>

Aaahhh, It is nice to know that my heroic deed is remembered! May I rent the 4th floor Aelia as a headquarters for my colection of sheepskin underwear?

p.s do we really have to 'be nekkid'? Cus I'm kinda cold!

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Barb:


Aaahhh, It is nice to know that my heroic deed is remembered! May I rent the 4th floor Aelia as a headquarters for my colection of sheepskin underwear?

p.s do we really have to 'be nekkid'? Cus I'm kinda cold!<hr></blockquote>

That's what the bonfire's for, silly ;) And the chocolate pool, it has to be warm or we couldn't swim in it! Now you don't have to be nekked, but it is more fun, you must admit [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Hmm, 4th floor... well there aren't any hostages currently; would you need the whole floor? That's a lot of underwear, and you know we are against underwear on principal :D

It would be nice to have the whole floor. Do you mind people having rowdy parties on it?

(Groans) "Now you've done it, Aelia."(Hungry Teenage Stepson materialises, stares as if transfixed)"Uhh, Mom, who's that? Why is she naked? Can I get naked? What are you doing in that pool? Is that chocolate?" Galadria has an inspiration! "Carson(myr), this nice goddess wants you to clean out the gutters of the ORT building." Hungry Teenage Stepson Dimension Doors out, hurriedly. Galadria goes back to camcorder, smugly. When she is satisfied, she turns to Barb, saying with pride,"Yes, we still tell that story around the fireplace. As for rowdy parties, I didn't know that we had any other kind."

Barb admires Galadrias cunning , maybe you and I should get nekkid in the chocolate pool together!

*Aelia preens* It is nice to be irresistible ;) And the young ones are sooooo easy to please! [img]graemlins/whipitgood.gif[/img]

Uh, well Barb, actually we do mind [img]tongue.gif[/img] The only parties we have is the continuous one here on the roof... I think I'm going to have to not approve your application for the whole floor. You can have floor B5 to store your panties in though ;)

Right, I am now cheerful again [img]smile.gif[/img] and Dragonmage is the one to blame [img]tongue.gif[/img] , *runs towards the pool, jumps..... SPLASH* Much fun! Care to join me Galadria? Of course you'd have to remove that little geas first.....

Well at least I can store my pants! Now for a spot of Choco dipping!

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Barb:


Aaahhh, It is nice to know that my heroic deed is remembered! May I rent the 4th floor Aelia as a headquarters for my colection of sheepskin underwear?

p.s do we really have to 'be nekkid'? Cus I'm kinda cold!<hr></blockquote>~

What heroic deed he didnt do anythin?????
we had a fight over good vs evil but i took a dive...and went home th real ''victor''

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Madman-Rogovich:
~

What heroic deed he didnt do anythin?????
we had a fight over good vs evil but i took a dive...and went home th real ''victor''<hr></blockquote>


Just kep telling yourself that Madman and one day you might come to believe it! You were foiled by a far better man!

your missing the point matey..that was a battle of pride which would never have ended as noone you or i would accept defeat graciously so i knew yuo would just keep powerplayin yer ass for eternity hence the dive.~

by the by how about this inish yeah
?

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Madman-Rogovich:

by the by how about this inish yeah
?<hr></blockquote>

Say what?

BY the By how about this initiation soon......im ready as ill ever be..

* madman disrobes self * well if ye cant beat em

Good mornign everyone! *nibbles marshmallows* Neb, get rid of this anti-marshmallow zone, or I can't pass through the door.

Good one, Lioness.(Splashes lazily in pool) Well. Neb, glad you're cheerful, again. "look at a lightbulb," indeed! Just for that: (renews geas through 2002). Madman, camcorder is running. Hi, Avatar! Are you going to be initiated, too? Barb, behave yourself! LOL. OOC>>Aelia, Hungry Teenage Stepson read my posts. AND yours. Talked of nothing else, last night at dinner. I got several strange looks from his father. ;)

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Galadria:
Good one, Lioness.(Splashes lazily in pool) Well. Neb, glad you're cheerful, again. "look at a lightbulb," indeed! Just for that: (renews geas through 2002). Madman, camcorder is running. Hi, Avatar! Are you going to be initiated, too? Barb, behave yourself! LOL. OOC>>Aelia, Hungry Teenage Stepson read my posts. AND yours. Talked of nothing else, last night at dinner. I got several strange looks from his father. ;) <hr></blockquote>


Good day sweet lady Galadria, may I join you in the pool. Um, it apears to be white chocolate today! Who's in charge of changing the chocolate Aelia cause I'd like chocolate orange tomorrow!

*Barb swims gleefully in the white Chocolate* Um this is nice!

And we're back in action! [img]smile.gif[/img]

I rather like the ORT building over at the HADB boards better though, there I could use my Admin powers to remove Galadria's geas ;)

*drags Aelia off into the mouse room. got some catching up to do ;)*

IRONWORKS IS BACK!!!!

http://www.freakygamers.com/smilies/...ye/stretch.gif

(Looks at Neb, sees geas glowing brightly again) (sighs in pure contentment)They're BAAAACK! Greetings, all. (eats calorie-free donut swiped from Cloudy's, after first dipping it in the chocolate. Frowns) "Barb, don't you know that today is Dark Chocolate Day? In honor of the day IW went back up? January 3, 2002, , a day to remember.

*slips out of the mouse room to fetch a bucket of chocolate* Never know when this may come in handy :D :D

OOC: LOLOL Galadria :D Well HTS, or Horny Teenage Stepson as I like to call you ;) , I'm a little tied up at the moment, or I will be soon with any luck [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] , but I might be available later ;)

Barb, I will most definitely consider the chocolate orange for tomorrow. Mmmm, chocolate orange... [img]graemlins/1drool.gif[/img] ;)

*hurries back into the mouse room*

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Galadria:
(Looks at Neb, sees geas glowing brightly again) (sighs in pure contentment)They're BAAAACK! Greetings, all. (eats calorie-free donut swiped from Cloudy's, after first dipping it in the chocolate. Frowns) "Barb, don't you know that today is Dark Chocolate Day? In honor of the day IW went back up? January 3, 2002, , a day to remember.<hr></blockquote>

I'm going to get rid of this Geas! You hear me! Some day! And I WILL have my revenge! Until then I suppose I might as well take a dip in the pool even though I'll have to stay away from you or risk a messy death....

Hi, Nebby. Have fun, just remember the definition of "groping."
Aelia! You're back! Howsa goddess? And Pink! Errr, you don't suppose that he still remembers that unfortunate incident of the burning leg, do you? (or at least doesn't suspect me?)(Dives deeper in the chocolate).

*cough* got flu

AGGHHHAAAA It's *PINK*!!!!! I am contagious!!! Away foul creature!