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Holy Knight Delita 12-09-2001 04:45 PM

<font color="black">Malikyth

Ironworks was quite quiet this day, the sky seemed bleek, like a bad omen. A dark robed figure walks down the empty streets, you could sense the evil aura about him. He approached the tavern. ~I can find him here~ he thought to himself. He entered the bar and all became quiet, as all the eyes fell on the robed man. "Are you moderator Larry?" he hissed out from under the cloak. The bartender nodded. "I am here to slay you, I am Malikyth, but that does not matter." The man threw of his robes and you could see he was clad in an evil black plate armor. He drew a Giant Two Handed BLADE(DEADLY WEAPON!!!) *AHEM* (Damn reality changers...) "Do you accept my challenge?"</font>

OOC>>>Feel free, anyone may control him if they want.

Lioness 12-09-2001 04:47 PM

A slim elven girl watched out of the corner of her eye as this stranger challenged Larry. Putting down the ale she had been serving, she readied her slim dagger to protect the modertor...

Holy Knight Delita 12-09-2001 04:48 PM

Little did she know that the moderator contained many useful skills to defend himself, if ever the need arisen... such as moderating... ;)

Neb 12-09-2001 04:50 PM

Neb emptied his flagon of beer over the head of a nearby dwarf and threw it at the challenger's head.

Holy Knight Delita 12-09-2001 07:50 PM

The flagon crashed into his head. Nothing happened...

Larry_OHF 12-09-2001 09:39 PM

<font color="silver">Larry smirks at the man.

<font color="skyblue">"Why, I must ask you know...why would an evil looking guy, such as yourself, walk into my little establishment here...and challenge me? Is it because some say that I am the most vile, evil bastard to ever walk this forum? Is that a challenge to your man-hood? Or do ye feel that I am righteous enough to be worth slaying? I must know...do enlighten me, old boy..."</font>

<font color="silver">Larry looks around the room and sees various responses from the crowd...some look ready to jump to his aid, and some seem to be enjoying the fact that trouble had started.</font>

Encard 12-09-2001 11:06 PM

Encard takes out a few wands and begins juggling them, deftly cathing one and then tossing it back inott he air as he catches the next... To make it more interesting, he starts to juggle them pointed straight forwards while he leans forward slightly and tries to decide whether the person who had just entered actually poses any threat.

Holy Knight Delita 12-10-2001 05:16 PM

<font color="Black">Malikyth

"Some guy offered $9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999.99 for your head. Everyone else talked about the amazing feats you'd accomplished while others said that their lives weren't worth that much money... I dont think you look so tough though." His eyes glinted with greed as he stared at what he thought would be his new fortune...</font>

Legolas 12-10-2001 05:20 PM

Legolas rose to his feet and left the building through the back door. He peered back in to take another good look at the challenger. Someone had to warn the undertaker. And he'd better get teh sizes right...

Larry_OHF 12-10-2001 05:37 PM

<font color="skyblue">"And so...you are going to tickle me to death with that two-handed feather you are holding???"</font>

<font color="silver">The people in the tavern marvel at this sight...then begin to laugh at the poor unfortunate guy holding the feather...</font>

<font color="skyblue">"Did nobody tell you that I can control reality itself??? You fool! Walk out that door and never return to my presence!!!"</font>

<font color="silver">Larry's eyes begin to glow a luminiscient green...</font>

Dresdan 12-10-2001 05:42 PM

Always enjoying a good comedy scit Dresdan takes a seat as far back in the corner as he can get and orders a tankard of ale and kicks back to enjoy the show.~Watch out Larry I have magic detection, I think that is a +3 feather of tickeling.Bwhahah

Neb 12-10-2001 05:44 PM

Neb shouts to the Moderator, "Hey! Prove to us that you can control reality! Create a flagon of beer for everyone in here!"

Holy Knight Delita 12-10-2001 05:50 PM

<font color="Black">Malikyth

"Hahaha," he laughed heartily though evily..."And i'm stronger than Elminster," he chuckled darkly. He charged towards the 'bluffing' moderator with his Blade... (or so he thought he was bluffing)...</font>

Holy Knight Delita 12-10-2001 05:59 PM

All of a sudden Malikyth was suspended, he couldnt move his body... Then the entire bar disappeared, only Larry and Malikyth could be seen on a giant plane of endless white. A noise began to rumble louder and louder like a Train. Then a several thousand Giant shelfs appeared. Each holding a mass of thousands of swords and bows and other assorted weapons stood on each of them. Malikyth still suspended in the air thought to himself ~This must be the legendary CLUAConsole which only gods may use!?!~. Larry strode over to a rack holding especially strong weapons, as though this was a daily thing...


OOC>>>(yep you guessed it, the matrix!hope im not infringing any copy rights ;) )

Larry_OHF 12-10-2001 06:02 PM

<font color="gold">Edit...ok,,,we can go by your your last post or mine...you beat me to it, so I will let you decide...</font>


OOC>>>Look at your first post at the top of the page for your answer.
;)
<font color="lightblue">
IC>>>Hearing Neb's words, Larry smiled at the thought of what he could do with that wish that had been asked of him, but decided that Neb was too good of a guy to play those mean tricks on. Instead, Neb found himself sitting at a table that had become a barrel of the best brew in the house.

As the crazy man charged him with a feather, Larry stood there, ready to be feathered to death...(hehe)...</font>

Edit#2...I gotta go home from work now...See you tonight, later online...have fun...and beware!!!!

Holy Knight Delita 12-10-2001 06:11 PM

It's up to the readers... i dont care... What say ye? asking the crowd in the tavern.

Neb 12-10-2001 06:13 PM

I say we go with Larry's! That way I get a keg of beer!

Holy Knight Delita 12-10-2001 06:26 PM

lol, my idea was funny though... whats that!?!? the great Larry? Ruler upon all the forum which we see? mIsApPrOpRiAtInG hIs EmPlOyErS rEsOuRcEs??? Why I would've expected better of y... "! IT WAS ONLY A JOKE LA... PUT THAT GUN DOWN!!! THINK ABOUT WHAT YOUR DOING!!! THATS NOT LOADED IS I... BOOM!!!!"

... Now i need to change my name to Holey Knight delita ;)

Neb 12-10-2001 06:32 PM

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Holy Knight Delita:
lol, my idea was funny though... whats that!?!? the great Larry? Ruler upon all the forum which we see? mIsApPrOpRiAtInG hIs EmPlOyErS rEsOuRcEs??? Why I would've expected better of y... "! IT WAS ONLY A JOKE LA... PUT THAT GUN DOWN!!! THINK ABOUT WHAT YOUR DOING!!! THATS NOT LOADED IS I... BOOM!!!!"

... Now i need to change my name to Holey Knight delita ;)
<hr></blockquote>

Perhaps YOU could summon the legendary CLUAConsole to give you a chance of victory.... Or Ctrl+R to heal yourself, Ctrl+J to teleport.....

Holy Knight Delita 12-10-2001 06:45 PM

The whole point is that Larry's supposed to be able to alter reality and existance at his will, which means being able to create weapons out of thin air.

<---P.S. Why does the magister have all kindsa crud on the side of his face? how many posts untill it changes? he really upsets me...

Larry_OHF 12-10-2001 09:38 PM

<font color="silver">What had really happened is that Larry saw the crazy bounty hunter Delita charging after him. In his hand, he held a two-handed feather that had appeared unbeknownst to Delita. He heard Neb's request and granted it but at the same time, caused a rift to open in the fabric of space. Delita ran right into it as Larry had stepped through. Not caring if the little worm saw the secret delights of the God-Moderators, Larry walked over and picked up a certain Katana. Turning around to face Delita, he said...<font color="skyblue">"We must be getting back to your world, now..."</font>, and they both exited out of the tear in space. The rift closed up again, and when Delita and Larry stood again in front of everyone...no time had past. To an average on-looker, it had appeared that Delita had simply stopped running and that a Katana had mysteriously formed in Larry's hand. Smiling to his would-be enemy, Larry said, <font color="skyblue">"Still wanna dance??"</font>, and he awaited an answer, eyes gleaming green.</font>

Madman-Rogovich 12-11-2001 11:39 AM

LARRY yelled madman as he entered the tavern...you wouldnt enlighten me as to why a man fitting Delita's description just ran into my guild house and imploded??made a hellofa mess

Larry_OHF 12-11-2001 12:11 PM

<font color="lightblue">"I have no idea what you are talking about. Delita is right here with me, trying to kill me."</font>

<font color="silver">Larry closes his eyes and concentrates...</font>

<font color="lightblue">"In fact, it was a woman that barged into your place and blew up...not a man. Don't you remember?"</font>

Madman-Rogovich 12-11-2001 01:37 PM

it was...oh yeah so it was....madman exits mind spinning with critical deja vu

Lioness 12-12-2001 07:43 AM

The waitress carefully slid back her dagger into it's sheath. The moderator seemed quite capable of handling this little brat. But that feather did look dangerous...She quickly readied a DefenseAgainstTickling 10' radius...


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