I hope everyone will like my new idea. This thread will be devoted to posting the best, funniest, most daring, and brave posts in our RPGs.
RULE:::YOU CANNOT POST YOUR OWN WORK. It has to be another's post that you think belongs here.
I wanted to have a place to showcase them. I thought of this after reading one particular post by Sephiroth.

<font color="skyblue">Grand-Ranger, Neb and Sephiroth have just entered a tower of sorcery by going in the window. Upon finding themselves inside, a woman hiding in the darkness asks who they are and their intentions in the building. She may be dangerous. Grand-Ranger was not about to reveal this info to a mysterious person, so she turns to Sephiroth and inquires of him the same thing, to which he replies...<font color="gold">"I am Sephiroth, and I am here because I was following this man!" </font></font>
(That's one way to save your own neck!)

This is one of Hirams posts that he made during the HADB roleplay just after I introduced my char.

<color="white">Hiram continues to look at the stranger. His brown eyes locked with the stranger even though the weapon was placed upon the ground. There was a time when Hiram would insist upon a fight, but that was 190 years ago. His brown beard flecked with gray does not show the true age of the dwarf, but his wisdom does. “Aye, stranger. Tis a grand belly I carry with me.” “I earned it.
The group listens intently as Azurian Greyman explains his mission to find the sacred doggy biscuit of Benji. They then excuse themselves from the interloper and huddle up. “Blue 32, Blue 32” “On 3” Breanna says and then they all yell “break”

Breanna speaks for the group when she says “Welcome, Azurian Greymane” Our missions do intertwine in an interesting manner. We are also quite happy that you aren’t a filthy stinkin peanut butter and jelly smelling elf.” “Oh, did I say that?” “Dammit Hiram, quit with your ventriloquism tricks!!” She then turns Hiram into a newt with a gesture and continues speaking with the newest member of their adventuring party.</color>

Here's one that qualifies for the most brave posts ;)

250:

Suddenly, the revelry is interrupted by the sound of breaking glass
as a small army of armed, armored, and masked men charge into the room through the windows and door to outside!

The guards were quickly overhelmed by a dozen attackers before they could intercept. The attackers then made their way.

Several of them shove their way through the crowd and exit the room via the other doors, and a few others take up positions throughout in the room. The others stand by the doors to the garden as a tall, black masked man enters the room and looks about. The crowd mills about in confusion for a moment, and then the man raises his arms and yells, "Silence!" with power that could only be produced by magical enhancement. A hush falls over the room.

The man spoke: "I am your condamnation! Be sure that your fates are doomed and sealed at this moment. For Gregor Wolfsheim's treachery against the Nightstalkers, you all shall suffer! Let this day be remembered!"


Sir Byronas:

Byronas sees the masked man. He pulls out his long sword sword and his old shield. "At least I have these!" Then suddenly a woman appears and gives Byronas a Ring of Protection +2. "Thank you my lady" he says. He saw ReGiN preparing to attack.He doesn't understand why so innocent people have to die because of a fool man. Byronas whispered to his dog "Prepare for battle Hercules". Then he says to the masked man "Sorry for the disturb but you have to leave or I will force to stop you!"

Another one from our noble paladin:

"As a Paladin of the Radiant Order"
Byronas kicked out the masked man's swords
"I arrest you for murdering innocent people!".
Then Byronas gave the final hit. He cut of with his sword the masked man's head and the headless body felt to the ground.


I love it :D

This one from Arcania's Fall quite cracked me up :D

<font color="silver">Lia, the Arch Mage of the tower of sorcery had just asked the three intruders for their names and here are Seph's and Grand-Ranger's replies:</font>

<font color="white">Seph:

"Ah c'mon Olark! Lighten up and tell her your name! It's not gonna hurt anything, I'm sure."</font>


<font color="lightgreen">Grand-Ranger:

"Well there is no need to tell her my name,now that you have done the job."</font>

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Dundee Slaytern:
<font color="gray">Odin Magnus gritted his teeth as he heard and felt the bolt hit the chair, things were not going well and these men were now trying to kill him. He had to think fast! He pondered wildly hurling spells blindly over the chair, but that might end up hurting innocent people. He knew that there were two men at least, if he hit one of them, there was a good chance that the other would hit him too.

Odin closed his eyes and took a deep breath. It only took a while, and finally he smiled. It was risky, but it looked to be his best chance. His lips moved quickly as he muttered an incantation. With finality, he casted the spell Glitterdust from behind the chair, aiming at a spot on the floor near where he last spotted the two men, hoping that the area effect would hit the them.</font><hr></blockquote>

now the catch is, his spell accidentally caught an invisible mage in the same room, and revealed his position. I've never told him there is any invisible enemy present. It was a surprise I had in store for the party :D

Now I was honestly surprised when I read his responds. I guess this could be one of the "Luckiest posts." (if that counts) good work, Dundee [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Was just checking through here and ran across this. I'm dredging up a post from long ago, before the RP forum was created, from the ALSB-KFA war...
<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by DragonMage:
*grabs Gwhanos by the ear and starts to haul him off down the street...You hear the dwindling voice of DragonMage saying: "You just come along with me, young man! Sheesh - what are you doing - trying to ruin the cease-fire? You just stay out of that Temple from now on! OOooh! Boast and bluster all you like, but we agreed to leave them alone in their own Temple! Do you want them bursting into our castle behaving like that??? SHEESH! The things I gotta do around here......*
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:D

Wow, I got 2 mentions! Astounding, considering my character is supouse to be a uptight nonchrismtic ranger :D

Oh well, characters that turn out the oposite then you want them to are always fun [img]smile.gif[/img]

<font color="red">I really like this one:

Sir ReGiN:

• The librarian wanders off as he sees the sudden chaos that has broken out in the premises..
  *Hmm, I wonder if I can fit a bird in a coffee mug?*

That is so funny! [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh3.gif[/img]
You know, chaos is prevailing, but he just wanders off, just thinking of something else, who is just stupid to think off.
Its just like a geeky professor or a librarian! :D </font>

see ya!

LOL this one by worm was great, he just intro'd to the party and this is how he greets them...

<font color="silver">"So, what are we doing walking and all?" "Are we on a quest for a caged nymph for each of us?" he licks his lips making a nympish voice "Ohhh yes master ... again master? ... I'm getting tired master ... at your beckon master ... control me master." the man chuckled "Or maybe artifacts of amazing power?" "I have heard tales of a part of male sexual anatomy that functions alone with out the body!" "Or is it that we are ascending to god-hood? The story of Baal Cyrus ... and the third one ... urk I don't know." he looks to the girl "But isn't she a bit dainty to study the darkest of evil magics in efforts to usurp the god's power?" he figures what she could be for "Ohhh sacrafice ... is that it?"</font>

Wow that was funny!...

Good idea Larry!

FRom Castle Kerhelm, by NEb:

Ehmmm..... Oooops? I didn't do it on purpose! Releasing that vengeful immortal half-god from his extra-planar prison was just an accident! *Looks at the tentacled and mutated thing approaching the castle* Admittedly a VERY bad accident....

FRom Castle KErhelm, by Sir Regin:

The cleric gets up and looks out through the window..
*EEEIIK! Run for yer life!! Women and dwarves first!!*
He turns around and accidently runs into a wall, knocking him unconsius..

LOL! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

there was a storm going on, everyone was trying to save the boat...

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Legolas wrote:

Ni Deng stiffled a yawn and stretched his ageold limbs. Looking about his darkened cabin, it seemed his eyes were playing tricks on him. The room seemed to swagger back and forth even though he lay still.
He could hear commotion outside. Thunder, howling wind, people screaming so hard their voices would be hoarse in the morning.
Rising slowly from his bed, Ni Deng grabbed hold of his walking stick and made it to the door. Peering outside, he saw nothing. A lightning flash illuminated the ship, and showed chaos. A second flash, and Ni Deng spotted the liferaft opposite his cabin.
Relieved, Ni Deng returned to his still warm bed. <hr></blockquote>

In the <font color="white">Woods RPG</font> thread, 250's character Tsang had just made a verbal blunder. Reminded of her half-elf parentage and that she is unwanted by both parents, Mistral begins to walk away. This is how Tsang responds:


<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by 250:
<font color="yellow">:
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a scene going on in his mind
<font color="gold">Tsang in white shout beside Tsang in black's ear: com'on you are smart! do something!
Tsang in black's hair stood up straight, eyes popped out. He then stood up really tall and yelled down to Tsang in white "OK! I AM TRYING!"
Tsang in white shout back on top of his voice, not backing down "HURRY UP!!!" "SHUT UP!!!" "YOU SHUT UP!!!" "DONT TELL ME TO SHUT UP, @#$@#%!" "YOU LITTLE..."
they break into a dog fight...</font>

<font color="yellow">Tsang stood there motionless for a long moment, then he smacked his own head with both hands "BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP!!!"
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<font color="lightgreen">Absolutely loved this!</font> :D [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

BUMP
(was really bored and started looking at the earlier threads and found this)

I thought Jerome's original post on the good smiting thread was pretty awesome, though sadly i couldn't find the thread.

I found it [img]smile.gif[/img] -

"The morning dawned over the IW population, sunlight washing away the dark tendrils of the night, bathing the earth in a warm, tender glow.

There is a little patch of land however, that is not touched by the light, nor has it been for little over two years since the dark one was slain. "The Fallen's Garden" the superstitious local villagers called it - a thick and dark forest which no light penetrates, which has sprung up and grown around the body of Jerome The Fallen Paladin... defeated in a battle between Larry, Rikard, and the other Ancients of the Blueboard. He died at the end of a mighty struggle, which saw him first fall from his lopfty status as a Paladin, and then subjectIW to a reign of terror that has inspired legend about those who took part.

At the end of the battle, he died.

Death, however, does not possess the finality that some would believe.

A hand broke the earth as it grasped into the air that it had not felt in years. Soon, the rest of the body followed, a helmeted head, an armoured body, and an ancient, blackened blade.

Jerome stood aloft, his face a contorted smile.

"HEAR ME IRONWORKS! HEAR YOUR MASTER SPEAKING! I HAVE CRAWLED AND FOUGHT AND BATTLED MY WAY BACK TO LIFE - MY REVENGE *WILL* BE SATED!"

Even nature itself seemed to stop and listen, all was silent as he continued.

"LOOK AT WHAT HAS BECOME OF THIS PLACE... LOOK AT THE FEEBLE, LAW ABIDING *FOOLS* WHO HAVE POWER... WHILE MY EVIL BRETHEREN ARE HUNTED! THOSE WHO ARE EVIL.... RALLY UNDER MY BANNER, AND WE SHALL RECLAIM OUR RIGHTFUL PLACE IN THIS PATHETIC WORLD, AS IT'S MASTERS!"

"THOSE WHO WOULD OPPOSE ME... TREMBLE. I HAVE NOT LAIN FOR ALL THIS TIME IN SLUMBER, I HAVE STRENGTHENED DAILY, AND NONE WILL *DARE* STAND AGAINST ME. AND YOU, LARRY, YOUR'S WILL BE THE FIRST LIFE I TAKE AFTER MY... OTHER SETBACK. YOUR CARCASS WILL HANG ON MY WALL! SO SAYETH JEROME THE FALLEN!"

and all existence trembled.
Evil had returned."

ooc: an old fashioned brawl between good and evil, with me and Larry headlining. Choose your alligence well, mortals.

Gal and I were talking it over last night, and this is our contribution: From Hazardous Times IV by our own Mistral. Isaura has decided to unveil herself to Raymond:



posted 01-24-2002 10:21 PM
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Isaura
My fate is sealed...

Hearing Raymond's distressed question, she turns to him, her cheeks burning with shame and misery ~ "It is not your fault..." ~ Softly she whispers ~ "I owe you an explanation, I suppose..."

Rising to her feet, she stands facing him, that look of humiliation still evident ~ "Years ago, I set out for the world just like you did. And I met someone... someone special." ~ Her voice trembling, then hardening almost instantly ~ "Or so it seemed. We... had a baby... her name was Joy." ~ The irony almost tearing at her heart, she struggles to contain the haunting grief ~ "He left. That someone special, I mean. And I was left with my little Joy." ~ Her look alternates between hatred and that of fond memories ~ "She was my life. I wanted everything for her. But I had no money."

Money... it meant power. And a life for Joy. ~ "One day, I left in search of fruit. As usual, I left Joy in the cottage, as I thought it was safe..." ~ Seeing the incredulous look on Raymond's face, she suddenly snaps ~ "I was only fifteen! How was I to know?!" ~ Then her voice drops to a whisper, wistful and hopeless ~ "She died. The fire in the cottage was blown off by a strong gust of wind, and my Joy... she died of chill."

For a moment, the raw pain seems to wrench her voice completely and she stares right through Raymond as if he were completely transparent. An eerie hoot from a lone owl draws her back to reality and she speaks once more.

"I came across a temple. Full of remorse, I begged the clerics to imprint this symbol to remind me of my folly." ~ She runs her finger along her left cheek ~ "Oh, I begged for days... they finally relented." ~ Her eyes flutter involuntarily ~ "Still it was not enough. So I vowed to wear a veil to cover my face partially..."

By now, her cheeks have once more turned to a bright scarlett ~ "... and I vowed that the day my veil was removed and my face revealed to a man, he would be..." ~ She turns away, her voice trembling with fear and shyness ~ "... my husband."

OOC>>> There, Larry! All clear now?

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