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1. No flaming of other people. Friendly ribbing is ok, but don't get personal and don't take things personally.
. 2. No spamming. Single word or single sentence posts are out. This is not intended to be a chat thread, you are all welcome to go to the General Discussion Forum if you want to chat. Posting about non-BG2 issues does not belong here. This includes posting about fluffies, pillow fights that go for 300 posts, or anything else that I can't find a remote BG2 connection on. . 3. No profanity. It amazes me that people can behave so differently here as in RL. Unfortunately some people have been pushing the boundaries of this so I am asking you to restrain from it altogether. . Lord Shield and Melusine are the proprietors of this bar, please respect their requests. Please let me know if these guidelines are not being adhered to. . *********************************************** Staff Roster: Lord Shield - proprietor Melusine - Head of Staff and Wedgie coordinator Azurewolf - bouncer. Check your weapons with him on entry . Sil, Gamora and Jaheira - Waitresses . Cheesy - Earth Elemental does the cleaning Tiddles - Son of the Tarrasque. Cute puppy most of the time The Nishruu - tends bar when I'm not there Troll cook from Windspear Hills does the cooking Lord Thought, another old one, lover of Melusine . To prevent earlier problems, NO GODS OR SUPER-BEINGS ALLOWED - I AM THE ONLY ONE HERE. Any problems and I start a character registering forum . And, before I forget - (Lord Thought hugs Melusine and gives her a big kiss) The story so far: Not one at the moment. We're all at the beach making sand elementals, er, I mean castles. We're also burying Tiax up to his neck in the sand. However, we're burying him upside down Link to the old thread here ------------------ Lord Raptor's Site http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...s/chickenL.gif Ironworks Dark General BG2 Tavern Keeper King of Pointlessness [This message has been edited by Lord Shield (edited 10-22-2001).] |
Yay!! movement to GD, I've been waiting for this.
*buries Tiax even deeper* ------------------ Resident cantankerous sorcerer of the Clan HADB and Sorcerous Nuttella salesman of the O.R.T Long live HADB!!! http://sc.communities.msn.com/tn/02/...sSite/2/47.jpg 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger' |
A few hours after the construction work had begun, two massive sand fortresses faced each other, reinforced by magics and good building skills, Encard and Plague looking over the battlements of their fortress while Kharanax and Kivan looked over theirs.
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A huge warrior walks in the bar with an axe and sword in his axe and sword holders. He asks the bartender for 12 drinks. His name was Freighteor, but creatures called him Fright. He was all slashed up.
Fright- Gimme 20 drinks, strongest ya got. Bar guy- something wrong wit you? Fright- Ya, i lost my first fight an hour ago. And by a puny thief. Bar guy- Hmm, tough. Here ya go. Fright- His name was Destito. I was walking through an alley, trying to find the quickest way home, and he jumped off the side of a building and he whispered 'gimme everything but the clothes off yer back'. I screamed my war cry and backed of, and threw Firebreather, the axe that acts like a boomerand. He dodged it. Then he slahed me with his dagger all over. Bar guy- Tough, heres 2 more on me. Then the bar door opens and a guy walks in Fright- BAH, get rid of him. Thats Destino. Bar guy- Sorry, we dont throw out anyone who hasnt broken any rules WITHIN these bar perimeters. Destino- HAHA, its the weakling Fright. To be continued later... (when I have a fresh idea) ------------------ http://members.aol.com/lasttrueprincess/images/tom3.gif http://scytheofhell.homestead.com/files/yuri.jpg Coffee anyone?Yes of course. |
Azurewolfs astounded at the amount of weapons Conan has on him ..he calls for http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/1zhelp.gif from Lord Shield. LS thinks to himself does Conan force peace or is he a one man force?
Hi guys, Ive never been here before. Can your troll regenerate up a steak and brew for me http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif Those are some mighty big fortresses going up out there whats going on? ------------------ http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/portal3.jpg *\Conan/* of the PeaceKeeping Force |
So LS, hows business at the bar of late (before the beach) are new stories being started, I hope so as that means I could sneak in with a group, I like the bar an all, but staying in there too long makes me hunger for adventure.
------------------ Resident cantankerous sorcerer of the Clan HADB and Sorcerous Nuttella salesman of the O.R.T Long live HADB!!! http://sc.communities.msn.com/tn/02/...sSite/2/47.jpg 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger' |
I think you put this in the wrong forum.
(just noticed) isnt this supposed to be in the BG2 forum section RATHER than the General discussion forum? ------------------ http://members.aol.com/lasttrueprincess/images/tom3.gif http://scytheofhell.homestead.com/files/yuri.jpg Coffee anyone?Yes of course. |
OOC- Looooong story Tom.... -_- if you really want to know, just click the link to the old forum in BG2, in LS's first post. ^_^ btw, anyone got any coffee? im planning on an all nighter... dumb work.... -_-
IC- Skye walks between the mighty sand-fortresses, and peers up. She is immediately bombarded by water balloons, and she runs away shrieking. "COld water, no fair!" She runs over and whines to Lyulfe, who ties her to a palm tree, and turns over to tan his other side. Skye struggles to free the towel shoved in her mouth. "Heo iee! wease?" (translation: help me! please?) OOC- Um, sorry bout the randomness... sorta late over here, and I don't have any coffee with me... ;-( *sob* I'll re-introduce my two characters to the people on GD, if needed. I don't have the energy at the moment though. ^_^;; ------------------ Quote:
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Now that we've moved, when do we get started again? (sorry, just excited!)http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif
------------------ http://members.aol.com/amandaisflirt...s/tradesig.jpg Captain of Bouncers, Boogre Bar LH Member "I've had it up to here, listening to a small segment of people try to put down America! America's the greatest land on Earth, and we oughta be proud of what we have! I'm proud of America, I'm proud of our people, and I'm gonna prove it. We're American and DAMN proud of it! Frankly I'm getting a little ticked off...go ta ****"... Dink (if anyone knows who originally said this, please let me know!) |
"Poor Tiax" Link mumbles, and he places a sand castle upon Tiax' head.
*evil grin* So, is this what we will do from now on, LS? Or have you got something else planned? No big demon-hitting plan? No treasure-finding? We could, of course, invade Ust Natha, but I'm not sure that's a good idea. ------------------ http://www.zekmages.50megs.com/images/link.gif Guns don't kill people, people kill other people. So, therefore: Nobody moves! Give me your wallet! I'm holding a person right here! Link Overlord Executioner, Slayer of Fluffed Beings Member of Clan HADB Supreme Warrior of Myst Official Entertainer in Cloudy's Cafe |
An elf approaches.
Azurewolf steps forward to check his weapons, a composite longbow, a quiver stacked with all kinds of arrows and a long knife in a sheath by the elf's side. 'Greetings, I am Legolas' the elf proclaims. 'I hear you people like to do a little treasure hunting?' 'Monster slayin'' Fright shouts. 'So much the better. I heard someone talk about the Drow city of Ust Natha...' Legolas wants to spit on the ground, but one look at Azurewolf makes him redirect it at Tiax' soles. '... That place's been pillaged already. But there are more places in the Underdark for adventurous adventurers like you...' ------------------ The last arrow of Legolas kindled in the air as it flew, and plunged burning into the heart of a great wolf-chieftain. All the others fled. -J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/hero.gif http://www.angelfire.com/realm/spijl/wc3ranger.gif |
*tumbles into thread at bullet speed, gives everybody atomic wedgies except for Tiax whose head is buried in the sand - tickles Tiax's footsoles instead, hits Lord Shield over the head with a fluffy pillow, giggles madly and dashes from thread again before anybody can catch her*
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The paladin Byronas comes in. He leaves his sword in the corner (the famous Purifier) and his old shield. He goes to the barman and orders a soup. The barman says:"We don't serve soup tonight sir. And by the way who are you?" Byronas got very angry and says "I'm Byronas. High member of the Radiant Order and Keldorn's best friend!"
Note: This post might be a spam (don't kill me Lord Shield). But I wrote it to introduce myself in GD. ------------------ http://www.angelfire.com/rpg/castlet...ifs/knight.gif http://members.fortunecity.com/agrid...s/byronas2.gif Where there are monsters and barbarians there will be Byronas fighting against them. [This message has been edited by Byronas (edited 10-23-2001).] |
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Oh well, guess I'll pop back in then and get you some of that soup you were asking for - of course we do serve soup! One bowl of hot broth and an electric wedgie coming right up! *notices LS glaring* Oops, sorry! I'll make that just the soup then...I'm not allowed to wedgie any new customers *pout* ------------------ Melusine, Sultry Elflet, High Queen of Fluffies, Archbabe of the OHF, LH, HADB and ORT! http://www.angelfire.com/anime2/memnoch/mel1.gif Your voice is ambrosia Amy Brown Fantasy Art |
Melusine gives a bowl of soup to Byronas. He takes the bowl and starts eating the soup in great speed. Then he says "Can I have a little water please?" The hole bar starting laughing at him and then he says "I am a paladin! How can I drink wine? Anyway I must go. I have to kill a dragon and save a city from some orcs!! Farewell then!!!"
Byronas goes and takes his sword and his shield and leaves the Lord Shield's Bar. ------------------ http://www.angelfire.com/rpg/castlet...ifs/knight.gif http://members.fortunecity.com/agrid...s/byronas2.gif Where there are monsters and barbarians there will be Byronas fighting against them. [This message has been edited by Byronas (edited 10-23-2001).] |
Uh....riiiiiight. Buh-bye then!
*shakes head, puzzled* ------------------ Melusine, Sultry Elflet, High Queen of Fluffies, Archbabe of the OHF, LH, HADB and ORT! http://www.angelfire.com/anime2/memnoch/mel1.gif Your voice is ambrosia Amy Brown Fantasy Art |
A good evening to you, my friends http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif
*The young mage enigmatically makes his way towards a dark, shady corner of the bar and sits down. "Melusine, if you're the waitress for tonight I'd greatly appreciate a lemon tea please, my dear" he exclaims. He then draws out his spellbook from a deep fold inside his robe and proceeds to commit to memory his phenomenal arsenal of spells* ------------------ http://home-3.12move.nl/~se021070/sig2.jpg Formidable Flirty Fishy Sorcerer of the HADB |
She gives the mage a saucy smile... 'Would you like your tea with or without a custom wedgie, sir?', she asks innocently.
*pout* Bet HE won't let me do the wedgie either! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/tongue.gifhttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/tongue.gifhttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/tongue.gif http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif ------------------ Melusine, Sultry Elflet, High Queen of Fluffies, Archbabe of the OHF, LH, HADB and ORT! http://www.angelfire.com/anime2/memnoch/mel1.gif Your voice is ambrosia Amy Brown Fantasy Art |
Aww.... of course you may give me a wedgie http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/tongue.gif
My sister does it to me all the time so it's not like I'm not used to it.... lol.... just watch the robes, they're a little on the delicate side. Besides which, I'm supposed to be learning my spells.... *grumble* the things I do for sweet waitresses.... http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif ------------------ http://home-3.12move.nl/~se021070/sig2.jpg Formidable Flirty Fishy Sorcerer of the HADB |
~DragonMage wanders into the bar, curious. She sees Melusine applying the physics of wedgiedom on Alex....bursts out laughing, can't catch her breath and passes out on the floor.~
------------------ http://home-3.12move.nl/~se021070/dragon2.jpg http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/hero2.gif Alureth...Dragon friend of Breanna, Mage and Advisor in the Court of Lady Lioness Co-Owner/Operator of the Evil Petting Zoo and devout member of the HADB clan. Commander of the Dragon Fleet, IW Peacekeeping Force Sublime Sister of the Illuminati - may the Light shine forever! Second Historian and Scribe of IW. Mother Hen of IW. Mage extraordinair, Pin-Up Girl for the OLD-COOTS Magey-Wagey: performer in the Nekked Dancing Trio of the ORT. Hopeless Romantic *sigh* |
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~quickly flutters over to the silly DragonMage and gives her an atomic wedgie....points and giggles, "ooh frilly underwear!!"...swoops down to Alex and gives him a wedgie as well...giggles some more...lacy boxers with polka dots!! Flutters up to the ceiling quickly so they can't reach her, then calls down at them, "Mel's really sorry!! Next drink's on the house...and please don't tell Shieldy"~ http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif ------------------ Melusine, Sultry Elflet, High Queen of Fluffies, Archbabe of the OHF, LH, HADB and ORT! http://www.angelfire.com/anime2/memnoch/mel1.gif Your voice is ambrosia Amy Brown Fantasy Art |
Stealthily, the figure sneaks through the door of the Bar, it hides in the shadows, sneaking under tables, using all availiable cover, then, suddenly, it unleashes it's attack......
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*Pulls his robe out of the recess of his butt* "Thank you very much, Mel, just what I needed" http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/frown.gif *goes up to the bar and orders another drink before returning to his comfortable, quiet corner* "and if anyone else gets any 'funny' ideas, try them out on DragonMage, seeing as she's so eager for a giggle!" http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/tongue.gif http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif
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*flies up into the air right above Kivan, shakes herself and rains water all over him, then whacks him over the head with a pillow, which bursts and sticks feathers all over him*
Now, you behave, you bad-ass ranger dude, or I'll set Tiddles loose on you! Sit down, behave, and I'll go get you a tankard of ale. ------------------ Melusine, Sultry Elflet, High Queen of Fluffies, Archbabe of the OHF, LH, HADB and ORT! http://www.angelfire.com/anime2/memnoch/mel1.gif Your voice is ambrosia Amy Brown Fantasy Art |
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I'll pour you one of my special drinks, Elven Honey Ale! ------------------ Melusine, Sultry Elflet, High Queen of Fluffies, Archbabe of the OHF, LH, HADB and ORT! http://www.angelfire.com/anime2/memnoch/mel1.gif Your voice is ambrosia Amy Brown Fantasy Art |
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~DragonMage resituates her frilly underwear and heads over to the bar for her free drink~
I'll have a double whatever-you've-got. Just make sure it's strong enough to blot out the memory of that wedgie! ~DragonMage eyes the fluttering elflet with disdain. She prepares to utter an admonishment, then decides on something better...~ http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/tongue.gif http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/tongue.gif http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/tongue.gif http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/tongue.gif http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/tongue.gif |
~hands Kivan a large foaming tankard of Dwarven Ale, then brings the mage a crystal glass of Elven Honey Ale (met een rietje http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif)~
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After taking a shot of the third finest malt brandy the pub had to offer (not all sorcerers are that rich) Talthyr briskly walked to the centre of the action and declared *anyone with plans for adventure, know that I am a willing, able bodied sorcerer ready for almost any adventure*
------------------ Resident cantankerous sorcerer of the Clan HADB and Sorcerous Nuttella salesman of the O.R.T Long live HADB!!! http://sc.communities.msn.com/tn/02/...sSite/2/47.jpg 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger' |
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Blows her a kiss from behind the bar and giggles~ ------------------ Melusine, Sultry Elflet, High Queen of Fluffies, Archbabe of the OHF, LH, HADB and ORT! http://www.angelfire.com/anime2/memnoch/mel1.gif Your voice is ambrosia Amy Brown Fantasy Art |
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------------------ http://home-3.12move.nl/~se021070/dragon2.jpg http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/hero2.gif Alureth...Dragon friend of Breanna, Mage and Advisor in the Court of Lady Lioness Co-Owner/Operator of the Evil Petting Zoo and devout member of the HADB clan. Commander of the Dragon Fleet, IW Peacekeeping Force Sublime Sister of the Illuminati - may the Light shine forever! Second Historian and Scribe of IW. Mother Hen of IW. Mage extraordinair, Pin-Up Girl for the OLD-COOTS Magey-Wagey: performer in the Nekked Dancing Trio of the ORT. Hopeless Romantic *sigh* |
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Ever since I quite literally exposed the infamous Killer as a wearer of boxers patterned with red hearts, my wedgie-knowledge stands undisputed! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif ------------------ Melusine, Sultry Elflet, High Queen of Fluffies, Archbabe of the OHF, LH, HADB and ORT! http://www.angelfire.com/anime2/memnoch/mel1.gif Your voice is ambrosia Amy Brown Fantasy Art |
A dwarf wanders into the bar and climbs up onto a bar stool. He asks for a Pale Dwarven Ale from year 87.
------------------ "I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant." -Robert McCloskey http://www.wizardrealm.com/images/hs2.gif http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...lil-ribbon.gif <UL TYPE=SQUARE> <LI>Token lackwit of HADB <LI>Sycophant to the Wolf of Azure Hue <LI>Long lost brother of DragonMage <LI>Bearer of a work of art created by Sazerac <LI>Jeg burde blive gennembanket for min flatulens.[/list] |
Tsk tsk, how is one ever supposed to win an argument when confronted with two such obstinate females? http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif Back to the spellbook, methinks.... http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif
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Congrats, DM!! You're now a Foul Chernobyl!! ------------------ "I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant." -Robert McCloskey http://www.wizardrealm.com/images/hs2.gif http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...lil-ribbon.gif <UL TYPE=SQUARE> <LI>Token lackwit of HADB <LI>Sycophant to the Wolf of Azure Hue <LI>Long lost brother of DragonMage <LI>Bearer of a work of art created by Sazerac <LI>Jeg burde blive gennembanket for min flatulens.[/list] |
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