ok, I've seen a few of these around for specific characters (ie Minsc), and was wondering what everyone's favorite quotes were?

Mine is from Korgan, "Nay speak at me blackskin. If it moves Ah've killed it, but if it be drow... Ah've tortured it for days first.

Yikes is sooooo many

Minsc is probably best char for witty comments

Refusing to release him from his cell right at the start is funny
and he breaks free from the bars and thinks you made him mad on purpose.....

"Ooh you are as smart as Boo sometimes"

Ha how honoured we are [img]smile.gif[/img]

I like when Minsc says "Oh, we are all heroes! You and Boo and I hamsters and Rangers everywhere rejoice!"
Isn't it great?

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My favorite is "don't teach my hamster to suck eggs". I spurted coffee all over my monitor when I first heard that one!

From Edwin's dialogue with Viconia:

"This Thayvian male is a red blooded as his cloak, Viconia, and has left many a concubine *gasping* under his erotic onslaught."

-or-

From Korgan's dialogue with Mazzy:

"Be aware Mazzy of something long, hard, and low to the ground; you're free to touch and fondle. Child, no need to glare, it was me ax I was referrin' to... It's a joke!"

Ha ha ha ha, Edwin and Korgan are lot funnier than that hamster-loving freak, IMO.

A dialogue between Keldorn and Yoshimo:
Y: Paladin Keldorn do you never sing in the order?
K: O the contrary There are many books in our library where young ssquires have writen songs in the margins
Y: Oh, realy, perhaps you could give me an example?
K: Yes, there is one that i used to sing at home, Always made my brothers laugh-
I knew a girl from a distant World,
Accross the Planar Deep,
And to her place to see he r face,
Accross the void id creep,

Though time.. Though time...
Oh, its been to long i realy cant remember...
Y: Though time went by,
And long i tried to satisfy my lust,
NOmatter where i touched her, Twas not enough,
To please my succubus

IS that it Keldorn??

K: Yes, Yes it is, Why how did you know??

Y: I was doing a little philosophy reading before i met up with (player characters name), Found it in the margins...
~~~~~

Or better yet, the poem the spectral\ harpist recites after killing Xzar:
And death shall come on wings of song,
A song of long and everlasting guile,
And in the end your end I wend,
And in the end a harp will Smile!

I forgot, but is it about Jan and Keldorn???
Minor spoiler
Jan sings a song about Keldorn's mother and a flesh golem

I always like it in ToB where Jan calls Sarevok 'Binky', he gets pretty pissed off!!!
And of course, Minsc's 'The bigger they are, the harder I hit!'

How about Minsc and Jan's dialog about Boo,ending with"He is getting portly, and besides, the crumbs make for an itchy bedroll.LOL

I like Irenicus's Line+"Must I be interrupted at every turn!?"

"jump on my sword while you can evil! I will not be so gentle!" said by minsc.

I think Minsc's dialogue with Delon from Imnesvale is a classic. I think it goes something like:
"Please sir, are you adventurers?"
"Yes boy, Minsc and Boo and (PC) will crush your foes into small foe shaped chunky bits."
"Oh No, I don't have any foes. There is evil at my village though.".
"Evil Eh! Minsc doesn't trust evil as far as he can throw it! Even if he does throw it very far some times. Boo was wondering what you needed adventurers for if you have no foes?"
"People from the village have been turning up inside out and mad!"
"Thats terrible! Minsc has been inside out and mad before now and it scares even Boo sometimes.".
"No sir, not mad angry, mad crazy.".
"Oh, well Minsc has never been crazy before now. Being inside out was bad enough!".

And so on. I recommend trying it out. It really cracked me up that one.

I never heard Minsc say the quote about Boo sucking eggs :-(, when does he say that?

DragonReborn

All time fav is... "Nothing removes fear better than a swift kick in the evil!"

Minsc is really popular, but what about Edwin!? I actually use some of his quotes in real life, like "Once again you have surpassed my EXCEEDINGLY low standards." or "Yes master, what shall I fetch now!?"

"Feal the burning stare of my hamster. Change your ways!"
-- You know who

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by hagimihale:
My favorite is "don't teach my hamster to suck eggs". I spurted coffee all over my monitor when I first heard that one!<hr></blockquote>

I have to agree with this one as well. It killed me the first time I heard it as well.

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Sir Byronas:
I like when Minsc says "Oh, we are all heroes! You and Boo and I hamsters and Rangers everywhere rejoice!"
Isn't it great?

[ 11-15-2001: Message edited by: Sir Byronas ]<hr></blockquote>

I agree that is one funny quote... the first time...and the second time..the 700th time it is really annoying. I want to mute the game when i here minsc talking anywhere after the 2nd chapter.

*BUMP*

You gotta admit that Minsk has the all time best quotes,
"feel the glare of my hampster and change your wicked ways."

I have not heard the egg sucking hampster one yet should be good.