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OmegaKiller 11-01-2001 03:25 PM

Let me introduce myself to you mere mortals. My name is OMEGAKILLER and I will ascend to the throne that my father has so kindly given me. I will put an end to the pitiful gods of Helm and Lathender. Arise!! Arise my loyal legion of undead Palidans. Our time is now!! We will annilate any and all who dare to utter the name of Helm. Let us plunge the multiverse in complete chaos. Death, horrible delightful death, shall be your nurishment.

Omegakiller

I am the final death

SecretMaster 11-01-2001 03:45 PM

Welcome.... Friend. But dear me, that attitude will get u nowwhere. Surely the Order of Kelorn will see this. If not, then it is up to me to stop ur madness. Ur army of evil will not succeed, at least not in this forum, but u can try. Good day, and may the power of good strike a mighty blow into the heart of blackness.

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Tis your lives to waste
-Drizzt do Urden

Mirac Honorguard 11-01-2001 04:00 PM

Sir Mirac HonorGuard here, is there a problem here??
Undead paladins are not allowed on this board http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif
Please remove them. Thank you and have a nice day. http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

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Lady Menqel, Protector of IW's, smiter of evil

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- Dualled Swashbuckler/Fighter
- Fellow Table Dancer of the Jerome's Table dancer group
- Spell formulater of the IW peace-keeping force
- Thanks to Sazerac for the great sig picture
- Undead Hunter of Keldorn's Order

Legolas the Elven Archer 11-01-2001 04:01 PM

Fear thee not, my friends. The Rangers are here to stop all evil!

OOC: I hope this is just an introductionary post...
in which case, WELCOME TO THE BOARD!

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and plunged burning into the heart of a great wolf-chieftain.
All the others fled. -J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings
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Maintainer of the Ranger-Protector of the Ironworks Clan Website
Recruiter of Rangers (and Paladins for Keldorn's Order when he's got some spare time)

[This message has been edited by Legolas the Elven Archer (edited 11-01-2001).]

Hiram Sedai 11-01-2001 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mirac Honorguard:
Sir Mirac HonorGuard here, is there a problem here??
Undead paladins are not allowed on this board http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif
Please remove them. Thank you and have a nice day. http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif



Please forgive the intrusion, Sir Honordude, but I have a question. Where in the IronWorks rules does it mention anything about any alignment of any type of paladin? Just curious, of course.

Welcome to the board, Omegakiller. Any type of alignment is welcome here. (really)
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Mirac Honorguard 11-01-2001 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hiram Sedai:

Please forgive the intrusion, Sir Honordude, but I have a question. Where in the IronWorks rules does it mention anything about any alignment of any type of paladin? Just curious, of course.

Welcome to the board, Omegakiller. Any type of alignment is welcome here. (really)


I dunno http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/ponder.gif , ask Byronas he should know


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- Dualled Swashbuckler/Fighter
- Fellow Table Dancer of the Jerome's Table dancer group
- Spell formulater of the IW peace-keeping force
- Thanks to Sazerac for the great sig picture
- Undead Hunter of Keldorn's Order

OmegaKiller 11-01-2001 04:23 PM

My dear Legolas, have you not heard of the laws of chaos? If not, then please allow me to explain the concept in the simplictic manner that I can think. The laws of choas will subvert the nobliest of souls into the denizens of the undead. your heart and loyatlies to past compansions will no longer matter. only the advancement of the dead.

Allow me to be the first to welcome thee in our ranks. Ye shall make a delightfully wicked soul. And in turn ye shall subvert others to our unholy cause. There is no hope for excape for thee.

OmegaKiller

I am your final death

SecretMaster 11-01-2001 04:54 PM

Ur death is at hand Omega. Now, leave this area at once, or the paladin's WILL Prevail! I have just joined the Order, and now i say LEAVE. Oh yes, those that r not worthy of the Order, or who become evil, will be Fallen Paladins, but his army is weak. Goodness will prevail. Rangers and Paladins alike, stop this madman!


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Tis your lives to waste
-Drizzt do Urden

Kaleban 11-01-2001 05:45 PM

Sorry young upstart, but I do not fear gods nor their lackeys who are unable to spell... http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif

It just fails to instill any fear in me at all. I am so not quivering in terror right now.

Ooh, I'm all shivery... ooga booga

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He Will Win
Whose Army Is Animated
By The Same Spirit
Throughout Its Ranks

Sun Tzu - The Art of War

JR Jansen 11-01-2001 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by OmegaKiller:
My dear Legolas, have you not heard of the laws of chaos? If not, then please allow me to explain the concept in the simplictic manner that I can think. The laws of choas will subvert the nobliest of souls into the denizens of the undead. your heart and loyatlies to past compansions will no longer matter. only the advancement of the dead.

Allow me to be the first to welcome thee in our ranks. Ye shall make a delightfully wicked soul. And in turn ye shall subvert others to our unholy cause. There is no hope for excape for thee.

OmegaKiller

I am your final death

There is one big flaw in your reasoning. To become undead, you have to be dead first. And seeing the amount of paladins and rangers you've gotta fight, you'll not succeed. You're welcome to try though. See how far you'll get before you yourself have to be raised.

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JR

Damned i lost cousin Jan's techno gloves

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Forest runner and first gnomish demiranger-protector with slightly rougueish tendencies and a natural dislike for Aerie

Montravant 11-01-2001 08:13 PM

*Watching the fight of Omegakiller against Keldorn's order*

Lothar 11-01-2001 08:44 PM

Let the barbarian horde cut a swath thru your evil army!!

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AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe 11-01-2001 08:48 PM

ive killed more undead paladins than youve got,one time in a drunken brawl out back of the copper coronet.

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Aurum 11-01-2001 08:51 PM

You will use undead Paladins for you army, is joke, truth!

You crazy!

My, Aurum, Paladin, Cavalier, Shangrila´s Knight, I will can defeat a you army solo with turn undead, protection?, yours ündead Paladins need most that so for defeat o destroy to good, but if I died, other take me position.

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Principium mors est.
But when the world of the deads comes,
we will already be there.

Grey Wolf 11-01-2001 08:51 PM

Let's see, a well placed arrow or two there, and then, then I hack your undead carcass to bits!

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AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe 11-01-2001 08:54 PM

OHH YEAH AND WELCOME OMEGAKILLER

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"They come in the dark. Always in the dark. Gods how I fear the dark..." -Eldgrige Ebonall

"The only good mage is a dead mage, or at least one that can't cast spells" Sven Stonebreaker

"Warriors and wizards, what else is next" KeNciL KiLkaDiN

OmegaKiller 11-01-2001 09:01 PM

Why should I fear rangers and palidens when even the gods fear me? Your powers are puny compared to mine!!!! As for my allies, let me say they are many and you are few. Death shall overtake any that cannot or willnot convert to the true religion. With the death of Helm and all of the gods of good and virture at hand, where will you receive your "powers" to defeat me? Just as a theif comes in the night, so shall I!

OmegaKiller

I am the final death

[This message has been edited by OmegaKiller (edited 11-01-2001).]

SecretMaster 11-01-2001 09:10 PM

Ur babbling is useless, the gods have more might then you. goodness will prevail, must i tell u this for the 8th time. Enough of this, u shall perish under the holy clans. Rangers, Paladins, all of u, unite to destroy his evil reign!!!!!U will see Omega, that life has struggles, esspecially those of a truly evil madman, who dares to challenge the wrath of the gods. u will see Our strength, and we will prevail. Know this, for ur judgment is at hand!

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Tis your lives to waste
-Drizzt do Urden

Synthos 11-01-2001 10:14 PM

I'm a paladin (and an undead hunter) but, Go Omegakiller! We need more evil villans, I'm running out of them!

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SecretMaster 11-01-2001 10:18 PM

LOL, Synthos. Havn't heard from u, thought u were dead(JK). anyway, thats funny, but true. We do need a villian to attack.

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Tis your lives to waste
-Drizzt do Urden

JR Jansen 11-02-2001 03:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by OmegaKiller:
Why should I fear rangers and palidens when even the gods fear me? Your powers are puny compared to mine!!!! As for my allies, let me say they are many and you are few. Death shall overtake any that cannot or willnot convert to the true religion. With the death of Helm and all of the gods of good and virture at hand, where will you receive your "powers" to defeat me? Just as a theif comes in the night, so shall I!

OmegaKiller

I am the final death

[This message has been edited by OmegaKiller (edited 11-01-2001).]

As i said before, you are welcome to try. But remember this everybody that has boasted about something similar has taken the fall sofar or is hiding under some rock.

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JR

Damned i lost cousin Jan's techno gloves

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Forest runner and first gnomish demiranger-protector with slightly rougueish tendencies and a natural dislike for Aerie

ReGiN 11-02-2001 06:29 AM

So...*spits out the name* Omegakiller...you are welcome to come and try to defeat us....but mark my word!, you will end up on your knees before the mighty PALADINS!
Surrender now and I will make sure you get to keep at least one leg....

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ReGiN: PROUD MEMBER OF KELDORN'S ORDER!

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Byronas 11-02-2001 12:00 PM

*Byronas cames in and sees OmegaKiller killing his Paladins. He pulls out his Purifier and his old shield and goes to fight!* OmegaKiller I warn you! If a see such a behaviour from you again you will be killed by my hand!!

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Where there are monsters and barbarians there will be Byronas fighting against them.
Leader of Keldorn's Order

Morgan_Corbesant 11-02-2001 12:08 PM

i refuse to join an order where the leader cant even spell!!!! ha HA, j/k.

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Mitro Jellywadder 11-02-2001 12:15 PM

Mitro sat in a tree overlooking the upcoming battle. *I wonder
why a couple of clerics don't come over here and blow his undead
army to bits?* he pondered to himself.



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Bokken 11-02-2001 12:20 PM

hehe should have online games where people could hack each other down to prove their characters worth! Could be interesting.

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OmegaKiller 11-02-2001 12:49 PM

Ah, the mighty Bryonas has finally came out of the closet? Were ye frustated because thy lackey's could not get the job done? I spared "SecretMaster" from humilation due to his low intellegnce. Now you offer thy petty threats to kill me. Hmm? How can thee kill something that is already dead? Perhaps ye would answer with clerics or with the Purifer. Strong they may be, yet i am stronger. Embrace the darkness within thy soul and save thyself.

Mitro mitro mitro mitro, how stupid can thee get? How can a couple of clerics destroy me?? their loyalties would changed in a twinking of an eye or they would be dead.

OmegaKiller

I am the final death

Mitro Jellywadder 11-02-2001 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by OmegaKiller:

Mitro mitro mitro mitro, how stupid can thee get? How can a couple of clerics destroy me?? their loyalties would changed in a twinking of an eye or they would be dead.

OmegaKiller

I am the final death

Mitro glanced around as he heard a voice talking in his head. *I
said the clerics could blow your army to bits, not you. Byronas
will handle you.* he thought to the voice in his head. Mitro
snatched one of the apples hanging near him. *Can't watch a battle
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ReGiN 11-02-2001 01:02 PM

ReGiN throws away the message his scouts have just delivered..
*Answer me this Omegakiller...Will you be so cocky without a head?
Undead Scum!*, he whisperes to himself.
He storms back into his tent and starts making up a plan to destroy this obidience.
*Sir, what do you plan to do?*, his advisers ask him..
*You shall see....*, ReGiN answeres and smiles to himself.

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ReGiN: PROUD MEMBER OF KELDORN'S ORDER!



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OmegaKiller 11-02-2001 01:06 PM

My army is not all undead http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif I have drow, dragons, fluffies (heheh) on my side. Clerics will not affect me Mitro.

OmegaKiller

*I am the final death

*The destroyer of the Keldorn's Order

ReGiN 11-02-2001 01:10 PM

Is that so...Omega...
I doubt that your dragons will fight together with your filthy undead...

And Byronas...I think Keldorn's Order found a sworn enemy...http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif
Let's give him a taste of cold steel!

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ReGiN: PROUD MEMBER OF KELDORN'S ORDER!

Byronas 11-02-2001 01:48 PM

*Byronas gets on his horse. He says to his old friend ReGiN* Regin you have to go to our building and bring my holy sword. Its name is Holy Avenger!

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Where there are monsters and barbarians there will be Byronas fighting against them.
Leader of Keldorn's Order

Montravant 11-02-2001 01:54 PM

*Throws an apple at OmegaKiller*
OmegaKiller Recieved 1 dmg from Montravant
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All that stands in my way shall fall...

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ReGiN 11-02-2001 01:57 PM

Sir ReGiN feels honoured to serve his great master.
*Right away, sir!* he answeres Byronas, and then hurries to the Knight headquarters and asks the armoury keeper to bring out The Holy Avenger.
*Are you sure, master ReGiN?* he asks as he opens the doors to the armoury.
*Yes, the time has come. Hurry, unless you want to keep master byronas waiting!*
ReGiN takes the sword and wraps it in a piece of cloth, so it won't draw so much attention, and then hurries back to Byronas.
*Here you go, Sir!* he says and hands Byronas his sword.
He has a feeling a truly grand battle is going to come!
*Let's kick some undead butt!* he thinks and hurries to his own horse..

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ReGiN: PROUD MEMBER OF KELDORN'S ORDER!

Byronas 11-02-2001 02:14 PM

*Byronas takes Holy Avenger and thanks ReGiN. He turns to see OmegaKiller's army. An army full of demons, drow, dragons and undead Paladins. His anger becomes stronger and stronger but he tries to stop it. Then he says inside him* I will destroy you OmegaKiller. You will not take over Ironworks!* then he orders his Paldins* I command you to stand and fight OmegaKiller's army!! *suddenly thousands of Paladins, with him leading, were rushing at OmegaKiller's
army*

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Where there are monsters and barbarians there will be Byronas fighting against them.
Leader of Keldorn's Order

Barry the Sprout 11-02-2001 02:49 PM

I'm with you Omegakiller. These bloody Paladins poncing around all day long make me sick. I have no army as such but I do have a copious supply of old jokes and small green vegetables. We shall feed the Knights of Keldorns order with Brussel Sprouts until they beg for mercy!!!

They may take our lives, but they will

never

take

US

SERIOUSLY!!!!!

Rraaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!

P.S. I am also a mighty necromancer, maybe that will help?

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Life is like a piece of cheese. Mice only enjoy it in cartoons and it is better with toast.

OmegaKiller 11-02-2001 02:52 PM

War!!! With Sir Byronas leading his palidens in a mad dash to my front lines, I wisely divert a large contient of troops to his flanks. Once byronas is in my sight the signal is given and his troops are surronding. With far superior numbers, my undead warriors slash their way to victory. For every paliden that fell, they rose again as the undead slashing their way to byronas.

OmegaKiller

*I am the final death

*I am the destoryer of the Keldorn Order

Byronas 11-02-2001 02:59 PM

*Byronas sees his Paladins fallen by OmegaKiller's. He says to himself* Helm! Help us!* Then suddenly a hand comes from the sky and gives Byronas the holiest sword in Ironworks. A voice echoes in Byronas mind.* This is Helm's sword. It is made by storm and pieces of the sun. Use it well Byronas* And that time Byronas starts killing and cutting OmegaKiller's army*

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Where there are monsters and barbarians there will be Byronas fighting against them.
Leader of Keldorn's Order

[This message has been edited by Byronas (edited 11-02-2001).]

JR Jansen 11-02-2001 03:00 PM

All of a sudden, the allies of the Keldorian order arrive. The army of the undead gets splattered once a full contingent of rangers join the battle side by side with the paladins.
Sorry Byronnas that we couldn't be here sooner. Did i hear somebody yell 'Buttkicking for goodness'?
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Damned i lost cousin Jan's techno gloves

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Forest runner and first gnomish demiranger-protector with slightly rougueish tendencies and a natural dislike for Aerie

[This message has been edited by JR Jansen (edited 11-02-2001).]

Lucre 11-02-2001 03:05 PM

*A yellow beam slices through Omegakillers arm as a ninja wielding Celestial Fury appears*

Hehe, sorry im late!

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-Lucre,
Lets do this quick and painful,


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