This post goes out to all my fellow guardsmen, and prior service guardsmen.

I have a personal question.

In your opinion, what separates yourself from the regular, hum drum, run-of-the-mill guardsmen that you see wandering around Waterdeep.

I mean ... how damn Elite are you?

And make sure to speak up, soldier!

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Tehmpus Thales the permanently InSaNe

Go polish my boots or something, guardie-boy
I mean, dont you have some meager thief to arrest, instead of asking your fellow below-me-creatures st00pid questions >:)
*gna gna* *MWUAHAHAHAHHA*
>:) >:) >:) >:) >:)

I agree, so watch out before i cast a spell on you that turns you into a chicken and you have to ask some rag-tag band of adventurers to go fetch you a skull so you can get dechickenised http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/hihi.gif.

JR

Damned i lost cousin Jan's techno gloves

Fools! Do you really think that just because we have only posted a few times that we are less than such as you? I myself have beaten the game twice, once with a good party and once with an evil party. I quite often offer advice to new players on the board, but I only answer questions which are interesting to me. Perhaps you would be interested in meeting my maxed out sorceror sometime?

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"Cry Havok, and let loose the dogs of war!"
Julius Caesar, William Shakespeare

*Byronas enters the room and see daan and JR Jansen laughing at tehmpus*
Stop daan and JR Jansen!
We are all the same in IW! It is not the class that makes member but it is the member that deserves the class!

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Where there are monsters and barbarians there will be Byronas fighting against them.

[This message has been edited by Byronas (edited 10-23-2001).]

Only twice? I beaten the game several times already with several classes. Interested in giving some comments on my Sorcerer Spell List? I want feedback.

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If not a Sorcerer casting total oblivion, then a Cavalier meting out justice. Otherwise, I think I will just be a Blade and torture my enemies with, "My Heart Will Go On".

Platinium Sorcerer of ALSB, Aerie Loving Sacred Band! She's MeowRrrr, and more!
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Oooookkkkaaaayyyy. To everybody that might not have noticed, it was inteded as a joke. Maybe i wasn't to clearly in my use of smileys or anything else but it was just that, a joke. I didn't want to put him down. Damn, why is everybody so edgy lately ? And anybody who has played BG1 will understand this one.
And to Starloc : lets not get into the "i have completed the game more then you" thing, Because i have beaten it some x odd times now and i don't even consider myself an expert. I still sometimes have questions and i try to help where i can.

JR

Damned i lost cousin Jan's techno gloves

[This message has been edited by JR Jansen (edited 10-23-2001).]

Ummm lets see.... does killing kobolds and the occasional xvart qualify as being Elite? Just a thought.....http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

Huzzah, the God of War hath returned. I had originally posted this thread while sitting in that arcane lair known as work, and thus was unable to defend myself for some time. I would say "luckily for me", but luck had nothing to do with it; some of my fellow alert Waterdeep Guards defended our honor when some snide, sniveling egoists attempted to break into our conversation and ruin this momentous moment! To those of you who stuck your feet in your mouths, you are under arrest! The charge: stupidity. Now if you would kindly put this rope of ensnaring around your own hands, and step into the town dragon's mouth... your trial will be complete. For only such as you would be stupid enough to do such a thing, or be stupid enough to challenge the Elite Order of Waterdeep Guards!

Huzzah!

Huzzah!



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Tehmpus Thales the permanently InSaNe

I love you all !!!!
Spread LoVe EvrYone !!!!!!!!!

It doesnt matter how many times you've posted, its indeed not the title that counts ..

*cough cough- quite obviously it takes a man of great title and experience to teach these pesky micro-elites a lesson of great wisdom, but I'll leave them in their fals illusion of deficiency-complexed-happines- cough cough*
>:)
Good luck to all you super-elites, where would us powerfull beings be if you whateveryoucallyourselves wouldnt fight all those .. idunno .. flees and rats and other O so mighty foes for us, lets give a nice cheer for the guards and then give them time to prepare for their next EPIC fight with the fly-squatter
(jOkE)

*casually swats Daan with the flyswatter*

*watches Daan fly accross the room tumbling his dice accross the room*

*thinking for a moment, Tehmpus removes the Elite Waterdeep Guard "Bag 'O Rat Holding from storage, and soon a torrent of pesky rats stream toward the unconscious being*

Tehmpus then gets back to more important security work.

*he opens a parchment entitled "Chicago Bears win 24 to 0 over hapless Bengals".

It's truely going to be a good day.


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Tehmpus Thales the permanently InSaNe

Watch it tehmpus...7 more posts and you'll be a Dungeon master...http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif



[This message has been edited by ReGiN (edited 10-23-2001).]

i find it very disturbing that this ... persone ..., this guard-fellow
*daan cant help spitting the word out*
think he has the right to talk to me
AWAY with you beggar
EEKS, he talked to me again
GET it off, GET it off !!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Bumpelibumphttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

Tehmpus: Man, are you a bears fan too? That's really cool, so am I. This weekend they are going to kick the 49ers behinds all the way back to SF, gay capital of the world. And despite the fact that I have only beaten the game twice I still feel that I can answer most questions posted on the board, I just don't get the cool graphics beside my name like someone who bumps their own post constantly.

Please keep your homofobia to yourself!

[This message has been edited by ReGiN (edited 10-24-2001).]

Geez! you people are so touchy! I never insulted anyone, I merely stated a fact. Don't worry, I won't say another word on the subject

JR Jansen, wasn't it the "antichickenator"? http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/noncgi/smiles/338.gif

I was the first guard ever to say, "Stand away, citizen!" Now they all say that. Yes, the run-of-the-mill guards look to me as an example. That's what separates me from the herd. http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

The Toe
Elite Waterdeep Guard

Its harder than you think killing rats! Although i did get payed 5 GP by the kind dwarf in Candlekeep.(Good job he didnt see his cat, those burn scars were horrifying, well i mean it shouldnt have been that close to my spell should it?).

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-Lucre, Ninja Wossname

[This message has been edited by Lucre (edited 10-24-2001).]

Yep, sure was. It only didn't fit into the sentence that way.

JR

Damned i lost cousin Jan's techno gloves

*sigh* I have bad news for thee. My time has ended as an Elite Waterdeep Guard.
The powers that be have retired me to a life of planning out adventures for players. Well... might as well get dem dice rollin.

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Tehmpus Thales the permanently InSaNe

Is meraly ilusion for my enemies.

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Principium mors est.
But when the world of the deads comes,
we will already be there.

just for fun why dont two of you get into a

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yeah

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yeah

nah x 100

yeah x a billion

nah padlock infinity


it could get pretty rough... http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/moon.gif

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Nor shadow or myst
the jester is a myth
he is absolute
beware the jester
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