~After sleeping in the over-stuffed chair for some 18 odd hours Killing Spree gets up and yawns profusely. Upon groaning and flipping the cushion so none would need to witness the canyon of a butt-print left in the chair, she hobbles over to the counter where she starts to brew some coffee. http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...s/gmorning.gif~

(WE MUST REMAIN UNTIL THE AERIE CLAN HAS FALLEN! MWAHAHAHAHA!)

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"Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings; they did it by killing all those who opposed them."

KFA's official vice president of marketing.

On a righteous quest to destroy all electric resistant teddy bears in Fearun.

[This message has been edited by Killing Spree (edited 10-02-2001).]

Um is this a clan? Im kinda new so, will u fill my mind on wat is this? http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

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The Key To Imortality Is Living A Life Worth Remembering

-Montravant

~Throws hot coffee angrily at Montravant.~

(Go here uninformed one: http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/NonCGI/Forum2/HTML/010273.html)



[This message has been edited by Killing Spree (edited 10-02-2001).]

(Or... if that doesn't work go back to page three and find the initial KFA post by Desuma. It's locked now but it explains everything)

*Suffers second degree burn from coffee* Wat was that for, I was just asking? http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no.../angryfire.gif

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The Key To Imortality Is Living A Life Worth Remembering

-Montravant

~After escaping from the dark dungeon he used his divine magic to seal the dungeon behind him. He closes his eyes and curl his hand into a fist and thought of returning to Athkatla. On his way he met a fellow named 'Killing Spree' he smiles and says "Hi want sugar on that coffee?" Lazarus slides the pack of sugar in the fellows pocket. Then so after Lazarus walks torward the path to home...

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Life is strength...

[This message has been edited by Lazarus (edited 10-02-2001).]

Since the first restaurant has been closed right after my post, I will move it here.

Alaric, a Paladin serving Lathander, has been sent to the area to investigate rumors that there is a restraunt serving dishes of Aerie. He is going about his assignment even though he belives that the rumors are false. He comes upon the KFA and enters and can not believe that they are serving Aerie on a stick. http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/cwm34.gif If he was not alone he would do something about this abomination. He storms out and as he is leaving, he remembers the special spell that he has been granted on this quest and decides to cast it - summon the Health Inspector and summon specially enhanced rodents. http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

Health Inspector - I am afraid I am going to have to shut you down. This
place is crawling with rodents.

http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/bunny.gif http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/bunny.gif http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/nibble6.gif http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/bunny.gif http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/nibble6.gif http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/nibble6.gif http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/nibble6.gif http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/bunny.gif http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/nibble6.gif

PS - These rodents are just like the squirel in the city of Easthaven in Icewind Dale http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/hihi.gif

[This message has been edited by Alaric (edited 10-02-2001).]

I'm interested in applying for the post of 'supervisor of magical defences' at hte KFA.
I asked someone else, but I think that was one of the threads that got closed, do you think I could get the job????

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Resident cantankerous sorcerer of the Clan HADB

Long live HADB!!!

http://sc.communities.msn.com/tn/02/...sSite/2/47.jpg

It comes from the depths of your soul, you cannot fight it, to try is to prove it, it knows all, but is rarely spoken.
It is truth.

You will never defeat us. ALSB RULE !!!!!!!

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http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no.../barbarian.gif http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...s/ewjchomp.gif
The REAL Minsc/Boo double act .....


Platinum Fighter of ALSB

Ed , dont enter this evil place

Stay out and let this mage doe his job

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Hail To Aerie
http://www.geocities.com/darkrider1478/aerie.jpg
love her , i have become an good man defending Good Against Evil

a fire ball flies trow the air killing all evil on its way

a bunch of soldier walk in saying : " we are here to keep order "

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i have become an good man defending Good Against Evil

[This message has been edited by DarkRider (edited 10-03-2001).]

Oh... I am sorry Ed. You didnt sleep well http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif. Is it some gastric problem? You guys start to whine like Aerie herself : "Oh, I'm tired, I have never in my life walked so long" I got tired and put her into circus cage again. I thought it can be cultural thread, sipping coffee, could you give me sugar please... http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif
But then you bumped here like...

Darkrider, do you wanna join ALSB??



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<UL TYPE=SQUARE> <LI>Creator and Diamond Bladesinger of ALSB
<LI> Winner of EPSRC 2000 Science Website is @
http://www.epsrc-sciencerace.net/schools2000/534121/
<LI> My own Forgotten Realms Website is @
http://www.forgottenrealms.main-page.com[/list] http://www.asnsoup.com/a.jpg

NOOOOO

[This message has been edited by DarkRider (edited 10-03-2001).]

Fortunately, Summoning spells are of a fairly short duration, so when the *replacement* health inspector arrives he finds a clean, up-to-code restaurant.

Would you care for some rat-on-a-stick, Alaric? http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif



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Proprieter of IW's finest dining establishment, KFA (a.k.a. Kentucky Fried Avariel). It's finger lickin' good!!

Welcome, Talthyr! Yes, you may be our Director of Magical Security if you wish - keep in mind, though, that some of us are also pretty well versed in magic so there may be some overlap in our functions. I, for example, am a pretty decent mage if I do say so myself (and no, I'm not going to get into a discussion over who's better http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif ).



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Proprieter of IW's finest dining establishment, KFA (a.k.a. Kentucky Fried Avariel). It's finger lickin' good!!

From the shadows behind Ed and Darkrider step two people - Desuma and Drongo.

"Ed, why should we wish to defeat you? Darkrider, why should there be a war?" Desuma asks. "WHEN WILL YOU PEOPLE REALIZE, WE ARE A RESTAURANT, WE WANT TO FEED YOU, NOT KILL YOU?!!"

Calming down, she then says, "We need to have a staff meeting, so I want all non-authorized personell to leave NOW."

After Ed, Darkrider, Alaric, various city guards, a health inspector, and assorted other riff raff leave, Desuma says, "OK, for our first order of business I would like to thank Killing Spree for keeping such a good watch on the place while Drongo and I were out 'scouting'. KS, Larry of the Temple would like to meet with you so that he can give you the money that they owe us for damages [see the KFA thread over in the GD forum]. Of course you may have whatever support you wish."

"Next, I'm afraid it is to be war, my friends. Even as we speak the ALSB is preparing for battle [see various ALSB and HADB threads in the GD forum]. I find the idea of such a mighty clan declaring war on a restaurant to be ludricous, yet I am also very angry. They have attempted to cause us bodily harm at every turn, yet the worst we have offered them is a cream pie in the face and a trip home when one of them came in here and tried to wreck the place. Two of their number have declared a truce with us, yet they are pathetically quick to break their word and attack us yet again. They would take the food from our mouths and declare a 'holy war' upon us, just because they don't like the way we live. Are we going to lie down and take this? I for one am not."

"Finally, we have several new staff members. Would you please introduce yourselves and perhaps tell us a little about you?"

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Proprieter of IW's finest dining establishment, KFA (a.k.a. Kentucky Fried Avariel). It's finger lickin' good!!

KFA settel you head qauters in Generale chat more effectieve

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i have become an good man defending Good Against Evil

but i can also be Evil and attack All whats Good

make me choose

a spy enter's , hmmmmm
i see but you bake there god Aerie thats i thing
they are trying to do is destroy you for that

and second you have offend them first
see there first tempel , ...

and HADB is trying to get your members from this wen you lose
or ALSB loses they try to get there members
so that why HADB keeps there nouses out this ...

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i have become an good man defending Good Against Evil

but i can also be Evil and attack All whats Good

make me choose

Oh, don't worry Desuma, I don't mean I wanna be the only magic user here, I just need a classy title to show that I help magically defending the KFA

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Resident cantankerous sorcerer of the Clan HADB

Long live HADB!!!

http://sc.communities.msn.com/tn/02/...sSite/2/47.jpg

It comes from the depths of your soul, you cannot fight it, to try is to prove it, it knows all, but is rarely spoken.
It is truth.

YAWN! I think the kitchen for KFA is running out of steam...?

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<UL TYPE=SQUARE> <LI>Creator and Diamond Bladesinger of ALSB
<LI> Winner of EPSRC 2000 Science Website is @
http://www.epsrc-sciencerace.net/schools2000/534121/
<LI> My own Forgotten Realms Website is @
http://www.forgottenrealms.main-page.com[/list] http://www.asnsoup.com/a.jpg

Oooops, I'm not so sure I can work at KFA now, for certain reasons, but I'll see


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Resident cantankerous sorcerer of the Clan HADB

Long live HADB!!!

http://sc.communities.msn.com/tn/02/...sSite/2/47.jpg

It comes from the depths of your soul, you cannot fight it, to try is to prove it, it knows all, but is rarely spoken.
It is truth.

Thanks for your input, DarkRider. I would like to do just that eventually; perhaps after this thread closes. Right now though it might be best to stay here. Our remoteness in relation to our enemies might help our defense - they'll have to stretch their supply lines thin to reach us. At least they will if they want a sustained, all-out war on their hands. What we must beware of is a lightning fast raid.

(BTW, thanks for creating your website. I'm afraid that with everything else going on, I had neglected to examine it when you first posted about it. I'll try not to let it happen again http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif )

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Proprieter of IW's finest dining establishment, KFA (a.k.a. Kentucky Fried Avariel). It's finger lickin' good!!

[This message has been edited by Desuma_Malevois (edited 10-03-2001).]

Originally posted in the wrong thread...
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http://members.aol.com/lasttrueprinc...ges/larry2.gif
Member of the OHF and Diamond Ranger of the ALSB (secretarial position)
Father of the wicked but cute child known as MaryBeth
http://sc.communities.msn.com/tn/02/...Site/1/190.jpg
Padre de una niña bien traviosa pero guapa
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Aisukuríimu ga tabetái desu.

Larry forgot to slam the door so Avatar does it for him (more than once).. http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

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<UL TYPE=SQUARE> <LI>Creator and Diamond Bladesinger of ALSB
<LI> Winner of EPSRC 2000 Science Website is @
http://www.epsrc-sciencerace.net/schools2000/534121/
<LI> My own Forgotten Realms Website is @
http://www.forgottenrealms.main-page.com[/list] http://www.asnsoup.com/a.jpg

Sorry guys, gonna have to quit KFA, the whole KFA vs ALSB is causing friction in my clan so I think we're going to have to try and show a united front.


It's been fun though


Tuor http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

*Sigh* another recruit lost... Oh well now you have me, defending the ovens of the KFA from all ingrates who, for some odd reason, oppose the idea of eating Aerie and selling what's left to make catfood.

Time for the onslaught.. ALSB attackkkk... http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/tongue.gif



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<UL TYPE=SQUARE> <LI>Creator and Diamond Bladesinger of ALSB
<LI> Winner of EPSRC 2000 Science Website is @
http://www.epsrc-sciencerace.net/schools2000/534121/
<LI> My own Forgotten Realms Website is @
http://www.forgottenrealms.main-page.com[/list] http://www.asnsoup.com/a.jpg

*Draws double headed rune axe*

Things can only get messier from here on in...

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Official bouncer at KFA
7" tall anti-paladin at large :knightsmile:
:madhell: SSJ oracle

soon they will all leave
i say keep calm avantar
untill they are very weak
most of them would join HADB

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http://www.geocities.com/darkrider1478/kip.gif

Hmm... seems them Aerie lovers are starting something. All I have to say is don't ruin my bar! Oh and you ALSB guys...want a free drink? *grins* http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif

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So close yet so far....

Offical Bartender Of KFA

a poison would do the tric

poison in the beer

seconds later all the KFA members drink the beer and
are close to dead , walks in cast inprison on then
and seconds later they are all in planar prison
and I rulez there .

( ATTTAACCCCKKK you did say , so am allowt to do it )

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http://www.geocities.com/darkrider1478/kip.gif

Hey I don't poison my own sides beer http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif I'm a better bartender then that.

~Gives Waverider a 'nice' drink and watchs as he falls over asleep~

Mwhahahahahahaha!

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So close yet so far....

Offical Bartender Of KFA

~Chuckles, taking an ale straight from the tap and handing it to the powerplaying Aerie worshipper the tag on the keg is entitled "Moondog Grog". Prepares to visit the Aerie clan, slipping on her studded leather armor over and putting newly-made arrows into her quiver. Turning towards Dieter she says somewhat grimly~ "Leafblade, you keep good watch. I should be back before nightfall." ~With a set-stone face she walks out the door to the ALSB~

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"Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings; they did it by killing all those who opposed them."

KFA's official vice president of marketing.

On a righteous quest to destroy all electric resistant teddy bears in Fearun.

~Deiter nods at Killing Spree. "You better becarful" He says grimly as he watchs her walk out of the KFA. Reaching under the bar he straps on his twin bastard swords and watchs the drunks and other patrons.~

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Offical Bartender Of KFA

Free drinks to all you ALSB guys *grins*

but i dont drink beer hahaha

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Member of ALSB
Planar Prison Keeper
Web Page Builder
Maker of the chicken
master and controler of all what lives in the Undark

and a Mage , With Imprison spell

You do now hehehehehe.

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Offical Bartender Of KFA

Free drinks to all you ALSB guys *grins*

i retreat to my studies , but i shall return

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Member of ALSB
Planar Prison Keeper
Web Page Builder
Maker of the chicken
master and controler of all what lives in the Undark

and a Mage , With Imprison spell

~Gives Waverider a free drink as he leaves. "Come back soon!" *laughs*~ http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

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Offical Bartender Of KFA

Free drinks to all you ALSB guys *grins*

~A silver wolf yips as he pads into the restaurant, wiping his paws at the welcome mat. He walks up to the bar, stands on his hind paws and growls at Leafblade, carrying an arrow between his teeth. Closer inspection reveals the wolf has a black leather collar with the name Missing Link upon it. A note is attatched to the arrow, the letter was written hurridly but it's none the less legible, it says:~

Dieter-

I am currently waiting around the Aerie temple with my 9 other wolves. Stupid Aerie-loving ass isn't very prompt... ANYWAY, I shouldn't cause any worry and if anything happens I'll send Shadow for help. She's much faster than this old bloke here. A'ight... Haven't eaten anything in well over a day so if you could possibly send Link back with some lunch that would be great. Just make sure you seal the container tight or the wiley bastard 'll eat it all. ERM... I should be OK but make sure you watch the streets for a white wolf. Otherwise I should be back by sun-down.

Love,
"Killing Spree" Ravenwood

~This is apparently K.S.'s personal stationary and it has a drawing of a howling wolf, in a caption below it says shadow. You are then distracted as the wolf bares his teeth, growling a demand for lunch~

[This message has been edited by Killing Spree (edited 10-03-2001).]