that Cows are classified as Mages in BGII http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...s/biglaugh.gif

I was going through the character listing in ShadowKeeper and it says cows are mages. That is too funny!

Their farts have to be some kind of an evil spell, hmm I wonder what happens when I say moo?

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Its a conspiracy with the Diablo 2 team. The secret cow level is their staging area. Anyone, or anything with the power to create a realm with a special entrance made from a little boy's peg leg has to speak of great intelligence and foresight and power..


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Why?

Say it ain't so... ...

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If not a Sorcerer, then a Paladin.

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I'm glad someone brought this up because that cow in the barn next to the bridge in the druid grove area is "suspicious". It really bugs me. It's just standing there like a gateway to the Elemental plane of Bovine.

That is very interesting...I would have thought cows would be considered druids http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

And why is it that when I use my wand of animal summoning I only get 'dangerous' animals? Perhaps I want a little more laid back animal like a cow or pig http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

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Shadow in a "COW SCROLL" and cast it somewhere. I cast it in Drow City, it decimated every single living creature in the entire city. Drow, slaves, cats, dogs probably their fleas too. To see a cow fall from the sky and then explode was pretty funny, the cow scroll is without doubt the strongest spell in the game. No wonder you can't get it without cheating. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif

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Its a conspiracy! Its just like the whole pantaloons thing. Kill all the cows that appear and you gain a special gateway to the Eternal Grazing Fields where you fight Hell Bovines and your prize is the Cow Spell!


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Why?

If not, then an endless supply of beef.

Cowled (cow led) Wizards?

ROTFLMAO!!! Ahh that is very funny. It is probably true, the Cows are actually the leaders of the Cowled Wizzards. Now it all makes sense. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif

I could see that happening.

Cowled Wizard (CW)
Most Excellenciency of Everything Good, Beautiful, and Magnificient (COW)

CW: What would our MEoEG,B,aM have us do?
COW: Mooo!
CW: I see, but how shall we go about doing that?
COW: Moooo! Mmmoooo!
CW: Right away, my liege.

I am sorry...that is a great joke! I had to say so, even if I am spamming.
Cow led wizards...hahahahaha


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Cow led wizards, haha!
The cows of me grandparents are the leaders of the order! I just need to ask them, and they order their wizards to desintrigate the people calling me mad for telling them about this!

hehe, seeing the falling cow-spell always makes me think about ernie/pirhaya club http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

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This'll beef up the cow led wizards. My cow less smilie is here to tan their hides........no bull.


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It's bleedin dark down here, slippery too.
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