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Best line or conversation in the game. Which is it? Mine
has to be the one between Jan and hardalis. ------------------ Tiax will rule all! Who prodded Tiax?! Prepare to feel the mighty magical powers of Tiax... stop laughing! (The "wise" words of Tiax.) |
Either Jan and Keldorn OR Jan and Viconia. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif
Good stuff!! Good stuff!! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...s/biglaugh.gif ------------------ Long live H22A1!!!!! |
I like the possible SPOILER................romance conversations with Aerie very much. They make me feel like I´m really important to her. Although every Jan conversation is damn funny. Edwin is great, too.
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I like Keldorn and Jan, or Minsc and the main char when you have a high rep, or maybe Jan and Valygar, no, wait, I got it! It's:
Minor Spoiler Ahead - - - - -- - - - - - - - - -- - - - - Minsc and the Pirate Lord when you try to convince him that you are insane http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif [This message has been edited by Neb (edited 06-02-2001).] |
Jan just so dam funny
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Most definately the conversation with Minsc in which he asks we if I would like to have a hamster too, or if I'd rather have an Ice Weasel
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Boo and an ice weasel? Why not? They could wrassel. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif
Dunno, here. the dialogue popups don't seem to work with me. I get a couple of the npc quest related ones, but none of the others...http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/frown.gif |
when you meet the avatar of amauntor in the temple, jan talks about when he last saw an avatar of a god, he says he saw the avatar of Oghma drunk on his lawn with his pants pulled over his head http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif
------------------ Ooooh! Ooooh! An elf! Are you a Bladesinger? Can you wield two weapons at the same time? Can you dodge Fireballs and sleep upside-down in trees? Ooooh! Ooooh! Tell me you can Grrrr. GRRRRR. NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOO! Why does everyone keep asking me that!? Answer me, Corellon... why do I always have to get the idiots? Yeah? I'm an idiot? Well... you're a little pointy-eared tree-hugger! Elfy!. Ha! Yeah! How do you like THAT, Mister Elfy Elf-Face? Farewell... elfy. |
Best lines definitly come from...... A SWORD!!!!!!
"I may be an intelligent sword but I have no formal edjamacation" "My last owner said I was SHARP...and EDGY....heh heh.....he was such an ass." Thank you, own a sword.... |
Forgot this one:
"Let's go whack something EEEEEEEEEEEEVILLL!!!!!!!!!!" ------------------ In the foul darkness one figure will emerge to save the world from evil and despair.... Light flashes as his sword comes down, and thunder rolls through the sky when he points his sword up to heaven to signal his victory....People whisper his name as he walks by, evil tries to hide as they sense his presence nearby.... His name? Link...... |
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- - - - - - - - - - My favourite is what Minsc says after Edwin uses the Nether Scroll and is transformed into a woman. I don't remember exactly, but it went something like this: "Boo is wondering, what happened to Edwin? And who is this handsome woman that bears a resemblence to him, a sister maybe?" |
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. . . . . . . . Yoshimo to Edwin transformed . Y: "Edwina, do yu want me to let out your dress a bit? you appear to be more... top heavy!" E: "Shut up, you sexist pig - I can't believe I just said that" ------------------ In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is pimp. http://lordraptor0.tripod.com/index.html http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...s/chickenL.gif |
Definatly the conversations between Mazzy and Valygar.
------------------ http://www.ranchoweb.com/images/bg2guy/drow2.gif Those who watch their backs meet death from the front- Dreamer128 paladin of the order of the holy flame. |
My favorite line is said by a simple monster in the game. A nice Bezerker ogre you can conjure
I will CRUSH YOU TO GOOO! |
I can't decide between the spectator beholder dialog or when Korgan says "and after that I'll split yer gut open" when you give him instructions.
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You have to love Korgan's evil dark humour! Hooray for dwarves - EVEN the EVIL ones....
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Irenicus: no more hiding for either of us
It wasnt funny but dramaticaly very cool ------------------ http://www.ffnet.net/ff7/images/cloud.gif |
Yeah, Irenicus had some pretty darn cool lines...is why I like him better than Sarevok. Irenicus had STYLE, man. =D Not to mention better taste in sidekicks/allies (Bhodi vs. Tazok, anyone?)
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Plus, anyone who can staple their cap/hood to their own head is pretty intimidating in MY book. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif
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i would hafta say that it was Irenicus'... "First, my hunger for power was everything. Now, I hunger only for revenge! And I... WILL... HAVE IT!!!"
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"I cannot be caged! I cannot be controlled! Know this as you die, ever pathetic, ever fools!"
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Jan's little discussion with Keldorn, in which he describes the book he once read about the romantic altercation between a Paladin and a Clay Golem!
That was a Riot http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/hihi.gif http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif ------------------ http://sylents.homestead.com/files/sylent_05.gif http://sylents.homestead.com/files/1.gif "Watch your back" |
I think it was a flesh golem actually, lol, I thought Keldorn would attack Jan for that one http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif
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The prostitute! "Would ya like to take a look at me diddys?"
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I thought it was goo, but does it count if it was already said in BG1? Coz I'm pretty sure that was.
Mine has to be the whole Haer'Dalis and you fight over Aerie. Gota love a duel. Jezz |
"Cover your nose Boo we will leave no crevice un touched!"http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif or "feal the burning stair of my hamster and change your evil ways!"http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif
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The "Cover your nose Boo, we will leave no crevice untouched" quote is a bit dodgy considering the probable hiding place of the little hamster in Irenicus's dungeon.... ------------------ Melusine, Archbabe of the Order of the Holy Flame and the Laughing Hyenas, & Official Entertainer Elf of the BG2 Bar http://www.angelfire.com/anime2/memnoch/mel1.gif Your voice is ambrosia |
I like it when you have Haer'Dalis and Jaheira in your party and then enter Waukeens Promenade. "Do you think we can sell Jaheira?"
Didn't know that you could get in a fight with Haer'Dalis over Aerie, can you get in a fight with anyone over Jaheira or Viconia? |
"Make way Villainy...Hero coming through !! "" I love Minsc.
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. . . . . . . . . . . in underdark when talk with grey dwarf about inprisoned mage Valygar have good comentar about foil magic ------------------ mostly harmless |
Spoil me, what is it?
Also, they removed one of Minsc's best sayings from BG1 "Full plate and packing steel!" or when you make Minsc the leader http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif "Minsc will lead with blade and boot, Boo will take care of the details" http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif |
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Possible spoilers..
> > > > > Actually I liked taunting Bodhi at the start of the Asylum maze. Pretty fun since you're going to die. A lot of the Conversations in the Drow city are pretty cool too, like the one you get if you kill the trapped genie near the entrance. Defying females is fun http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif ------------------ Why? |
Minsc when you first speak to the Mayor of Immelsvale:
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oh my: by Aerie
I love the smell of daises in the morning ------------------ I'm a protector of good a seeker of truth a symbol of light a man of honor http://www.baldursgatehaven.com/php-...3938&height=83 http://www.interplay.com/bgate2/imag.../DualWeild.jpg |
I know this is a way old post, but some funny stuff in it. My favs were Minsc saying,"See battle Boo? Run Boo run!" Or talking with the Shadow Thief defectors in the 2nd level of an Inn by leading them to the text prompt,"You don't know his naaaaaaaame, you don't know his name!" Besides, those, Minsc is the funniest character period.
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This'll take some explaining.
Okay... who's read Lord of the Rings? Anyone? Right. The scene in which Merry and Eowyn dispatch the Witch-King of Angmar is a controversial one, with many attributing the death of the Witch-King to Merry's well-timed kneecapping. Suffice to say, among easy-going Tolkien fans, this event has gained some notoriety, withthe visions of ninja halfling kneecapping death-squads and Gondorian archers aiming for the kneecap, and so on. To my friends and I, it's an amusing runnin gag. So when I heard Jan shout out, in the middle of a battle, "BEWARE! YOUR KNEES ARE MINE!" I had to hit pause and laugh for the next half an hour. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif |
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Almost as funny as the episode in one of Pratchetts books where the witches are in a boat, and suddenly the see a .... log of wood with shiny eyes following them in the water.... and then Granny Weatherwax pulls out her broom and whacks him om the head!!! OMG that one cracked me up! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...hterpurple.gif ------------------ Melusine, High Queen of Fluffies, Archbabe of the Order of the Holy Flame and the Laughing Hyenas, & Official Entertainer Elf of the BG2 Bar http://www.angelfire.com/anime2/memnoch/mel1.gif Your voice is ambrosia |
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