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Yes, Killer, I did notice you. All corpses from now on are NOT to be brought into the bar.
. What is it with caleb? Every morning I find he's maimed himself again. I think I'll put something nasty under the spigot so nobody is tempted . Ok, more seriously, I have just finished re-routing the sewers to a gateway that will pour all the faecal matter into the Temple of Talos. Should be entertaining at the very least . BTW, Ziroc, I am keeping an eye on the posts. I wsa going to start this new thread at about 400. Are you alright with that limit? <font color="silver"> ED - The link to the old Bar is here. Thanks for closing it, Z! Memnoch </font> ------------------ In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is pimp [This message has been edited by Lord Shield (edited 05-21-2001).] [This message has been edited by Memnoch (edited 05-21-2001).] |
artemis enters rather confused. he sits down wondering why 2 minutes ago he was in the bar at this very spot with a large crowd here too and suddenly he was outside.
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Dimensional warp. A side-effect of the gate I made to drop the town's poo onto Priests of Talos
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Azure realises he will have to repeat himself as he was suddenly moved to yet another new bar. Hmmmmmm
Well now that we have cleared out the rabble, I would just like to pronounce I am the new bouncer of the bar. Check in all weapons with me and be warned the penalty for concealing weapons can be severe. We dont want to have to order in some more horse S#$%!!! ------------------ http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/No.../azurewolf.gif http://www.tvdance.com/bush-gore/3anew.gif "I was born of darkness. My fathers eyes closed before mine opened. I am not of this world or the other, and I have the right to be what I am..." |
We already have Black Assassin as a bouncer but there's no reason we cannot have anoter one (although Mel is quite handy with the Wedgies). Given your previous performance, I'll let you on. Probationary period is 4 pages.
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hmmmmmmmmmm me thinks I got stuck outside of bar 1, nevermade it to bar 2, was to upset to go anywhere after Noober got the rag smacked on him, by the way barkeep thanks for that, remind me never to go to Trademeet and meet twin. set me up with a round of mead please? think I left my shield and sword back at one and need to rest before jouneying back there
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I deleted the other bar ICC Caleb wakes up and sees a angry tiefling staring at him. "You owe 20,000 gold pieces punk" now caleb REALLY crys and runs up to his room and locks the door. ------------------ http://kung_lao.tripod.com/doh.gif http://kung_lao.tripod.com/bread.jpg BOW TO THE BISCUIT KING AND HIS THRONE OF SCONE!!! |
Azure looks at Killer thinking what sick thing is he up to now showing people pictures like that. Rotten indead!
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**Hands Azurewolf his: Holy Sword, Vorpal Sword, Magical Dagger, his Longbow, his miniture dart blower, spiked gauntlets, sling, short sword, staff of healing, mace of disruption, and his scroll of fireballs** I want a receipt for all this, Azurewolf/bouncer. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif
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LOL............. where did you just come from the adventure mart?????? you are your own army !!!!
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artemis stands up grumbling. he walks over to azurewolf because as he was here first he hadn't given in his weapons. he gies azure his life stealer +4 dagger and hisshort sword of backstabbing. as he turns to walk of Azure noteices (sp) a large sword on Artemises belt. he grabs artemis and says "i need ALL your weapons including the longsword". artemis bitterly hands over The Blackend blade of the dragons saying "you loose that blade and you won't live long enough to search for it".
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where is my mead???? looks over at Azure, sorry left it all at the first bar
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**The Black Knight grabs two mugs from the Bartender and gives one to SwordBaron** Here ye go, mate. Fresh mead for ye.
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Killer try to hide his twometerlong sword+10for artemensties
(and then he look to an artifact that a taver patron has and rise crashinimon (the one of the most powerfull artifact thats´in hole faure)give it to my Killer shouts whit a hearraisin shout or DIE GIVE IT TO ME NOW!!!!!!(the patron give it to Killer at last i found craashinimon just have it in my hand cause the most ancint mosters to leave there cave to seek my out it is so old thats make my seem young(well i am 80millenias old)and make all outher artifacts to look like child toys(question i dont know how to use it)it is uselash to my but inow who want it(and laght terrible) . . . . . http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/skull.gif death is the way of life Killer |
Kivan notices the new "Check in your weapons policy" and pulls his Vorpal Blade out of the floor of his room, he then picks up his longsword +2 "Varscona" and his longbow +4 and hands them over to Azurewolf.
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Killer wakes upp and buy a beer and soills in boo then minsc shouts
<font color="yellow"> Killer, stop this type of spamming NOW!!!! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/noncgi/smiles/mad.gif I'm talking about the RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSKKKKKKKKKKKKK KK that you typed out (that I deleted) that went for about 50 lines of As and elongated the forum pages. Stop doing that!! You can post stuff like what I didn't delete here, but NOT the meaningless shouting. [This message has been edited by Memnoch (edited 05-22-2001).] |
oh oh 8Killer runs to his rum minc running after
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oh oh Killer runs to his rum minc running after
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**BK wipes foam off beard, looks at Killer with disgust in his eyes** Killer, I challenge you to a duel. A Duel of my choice. I will wager $100 American Dollars that you can't refrain from Spamming or posting words that cause the forum to elongate and annoy the heck out of everyone. The time frame is one month. Do you accept my challenge, or is Killer the name of that Yeller ■■■■■ cat that sleeps down the street and doesn't hurt anyone!
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why cant we have weapons nobody can die in the bar?(you wont get my weapon RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG!!!!
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a quick suggestion for LS why not put a ward on the door automattically removing weapons on entry and giveing them back on when you exit.
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Azure says all bets are off and gives Killer a smack around the head for good measure.
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After handing Azure his(Kivan's) weapons Kivan walks over to the bar and orders some Forever Ale, he then orders some food.
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I will make a bet with you killer. You will get banned before me. We wont be far apart but I think I will beat you by a day or two.
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Link tells Melusine in a strange language :
"Zullen wij samen een kamer nemen? Dat heb ik nu wel nodig.....http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif ------------------ In the foul darkness one figure will emerge to save the world from evil and despair.... Light flashes as his sword comes down, and thunder rolls through the sky when he points his sword up to heaven to signal his victory....People whisper his name as he walks by, evil tries to hide as they sense his presence nearby.... His name? Link...... |
In the foul darkness, one figure is guaranteed to fumble, fall over, bark his kneecaps and get beaten up by a Kobold....
See his poorly stitched tunic, his cheap cruddy bow, his brightly coloured and gaudy apparel.... note the watery eyes that myopically peer into the gloom, see his milky white skin to which he regularly applies moisturiser, 'cos his mummy told him it keeps his skin smooth and supple... he is the worst fighter ever, the ineffective bowman from (near the entrance to) the underworld, more likely to run from danger than to defend his honour.... hear his name and wonder at the horrorifying prospect of his genetics, snort with laughter when you see him in his full and glorious inadequacy, tis indeed he, the return of, DONKEYWAN THE INDIFFERENT ARCHER...... (bam bam bam...) |
Nevyn an old man from Aberwyn in Deverry open silently the door and goes in. No one notice becouse he holds his aura close to himself.
A fight would soon occur, two men was arguing about something he noticed and walked to the barkeeper. "Well one mjød for me", the barkeeper maked him one mjød. He take a table near the wall so he can lean his back at it, waiting. ------------------ The wisdom is only possist by the learning. |
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Killer: STOP SPAMMING. I will NOT keep following you around and edit your spam (which totally screws up the forum pages) out of every post you make. This is a thread for ROLEPLAY, not spam where you just type nonsense for no reason. Thank you! </font> ------------------ http://www.angelfire.com/anime2/memnoch/genwalk.gif http://www.angelfire.com/anime2/memnoch/memname.GIF |
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Killer you are very welcome to this thread as long as you at least try to 1. write in something that at least *looks* like English (or any other language for that matter http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...s/rolleyes.gif http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif) and 2. your posts actually contribute something to the thread! ------------------ Melusine, Archbabe of the Order of the Holy Flame and the Laughing Hyenas, & Official Entertainer Elf of the BG2 Bar http://www.angelfire.com/anime2/memnoch/mel1.gif Your voice is ambrosia [This message has been edited by Melusine (edited 05-21-2001).] |
DonkeyWan, the indifferent (and frequently confused) archer steps to the bar and orders a non-alcoholic, clear, fizzing drink, with a slice of lemon and a little umbrella to stop the bubbles flying up his nose.
As he does so, he sees a man with a huge head dancing around in a tutu. "surely I can beat him up and gain some experience (and the gratitude of many of the occupants of the bar)?" he thinks.... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Six seconds later, Donkeywan has learned some new things, 1] guys in dresses have a mean disposition 2] guys with big heads in dresses are predisposed to head butting 3] guys with big heads, who dance around in tutu dresses in a bar full of psychotic, sword wielding lunatics, MUST be tougher than they appear Donkeywan goes back for his drink and asks for a cloth to stem the flow of blood from his nose..... |
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Hey Melusine. I try to roleplay but some of the people in here just shot everything down that I do that is why my characters left. Until things setle down in here they will not be back. I try and put up with Caleb's child like play because he is only 17 but sometimes he goes to far with me. Even Reeka is getting tired of him that is why she does does not post here. ICC the bartender is shocked when all of a sudden there is a bag of 20,000gp pieces apear on the counter. There is a note attached saying this is for our bill for which we forgot to pay before we left. Signed by Angel, Kors, Elminster and Mystra ------------------ http://angelfire.com/rpg/castletainly/gifs/ps5.gif http://kung_lao.tripod.com/blade.gif http://angelfire.com/rpg/evermeet/wingedsword.gif |
*You see a bunch of Druegar bust in with a guy in a black cape*
MWAHAHAHAHA!!!! I am Gwhanos, Lord Of Evil! Give me your gold or we shall destroy you! |
Do we have to check all our weapons?
Can't I keep one of the smaller ones, how about my lucky dagger? I once faced a hord of Beholders with only this dagger, (I was answering the call of nature you see and they just crept up on me) obviously I then had to run for my life. Im not stupid you know. Anyway I soon regrouped and made a bloody mess out of those beholders. I danced on their remains like a frenchman making wine! Hurrah!! |
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I have nothing against you Link. What we had going was fun. ------------------ http://angelfire.com/rpg/castletainly/gifs/ps5.gif http://kung_lao.tripod.com/blade.gif http://angelfire.com/rpg/evermeet/wingedsword.gif |
Lost me there Blade Master. Dunno what you're talking about...???
ICC Link stares outside. In the distance the two moons of the Forgotten Realms let a shimmering light down in the bar. It is full moon, which means a lot of evil things wander around now. It wouldn't be safe for a mere peasant to go outside now, but Link doesn't worry. He can defend himself. He smiles a little. He remembers a time, not too long ago when he fought an evil gang of werewolves in the Black Forest. It was a vicious battle and it seemed the evil beasts were coming horde after horde, but then, they somehow disappeared, and a huge wolf appeared. It was white, not like the other werewolfs Link had encountered before. He growled and in the dark the red eyes of the wolf lit up. They were dark eyes, eyes full of hate and evil. This was no ordinary werewolf, this was the one called Silvermoon. A wolfwere which had lived in these parts of Faerun for over 600 years. It was believed to be unmortal....until it encountered Link. In the fierce battle that followed Link killed the monster, and took a few of its hairs, as they were very strong. Still now, at every full moon, Link can feel the hairs, that he wove in his own hair, heat up, as if the creature is still alive, but only in the hairs. At those nights Links hair flashes up, the white parts very light against the other parts of his hair.... Link can still hear the beast growl at him, as if he was fighting the battle right now. The wolf hissing and growling, trying to hit the fighter with its paws, but the fighter was not to be catched that easily. It seemed like he was dancing round and round the werewolf, dealing blows each time. The wonds grew fatal, and at last the werewolf fell to the ground, to never rise again...Yes. Link still remembers. Suddenly he hears the growling again. Wasn't it in his memory then? Is Silvermoon still alive? He can sense danger for sure. But where does it come from? He looks around him in the bar. Who could it be? Everyone seems quite normal to him, but something isn't what it looks like. That man there perhaps? Or the gnome behind the table on the far right? A hissing sound tells him all he needs to know. He turns his eyes to a fair lady, standing a few feet away. Links eyes close themselves a little. He looks at the woman, and speaks up: "Identify yourself, evil creature, and suffer the consequences!" The woman roars, and immediately morphs into a wolfwere and jumps up to attack. Azurewolf realizes that he's far too late to interfear, and jumps up to help the lonely warrior... ------------------ In the foul darkness one figure will emerge to save the world from evil and despair.... Light flashes as his sword comes down, and thunder rolls through the sky when he points his sword up to heaven to signal his victory....People whisper his name as he walks by, evil tries to hide as they sense his presence nearby.... His name? Link...... |
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