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Lord Shield has freshly cleaned up the bar. All fights have been settled. The rampaging chickens have been kicked out, Tiddles is back in his volcano. I have put seats in the shadowy areas, and space-warped teh corners for Cowled figures
. Who's for a drink? <font color="gold"> *Memnoch sticks his head in* Thanks for moving everyone to the new bar successfully, Lord Shield. If people want to visit the old bar (although drinks will NO longer be served, it's here. </font> ------------------ In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is pimp [This message has been edited by Memnoch (edited 05-17-2001).] |
artemis walks in with his uknown friend (b**dy hell she's still uknown!). they order some drinks and sit down.
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That reminds me. Must get more Evermeet Ale for Elminster and co.
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I just wanted to say we should all give a huge CHEERS to Lord Shield for doing his utmost best to keep this bar such a fun place. Being a bartender in a world were killers, mages, assasins and other evil hellspawn continuously try to wreak havoc is not a job for the weak-hearted, but neither for the tactless. You have shown that you possess both tact and a strict rule, and kept the bar a nice place. So thanks man! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif IC Viconia has decided to take a stroll, saddened by the fact that despite the fame of her brethren drow Drizzt Do'Urden, being a drow in a surface world still means you will get killed and driven out regardless of your true character. Melusine the mischievous elf, on the other hand, doesn't give a **** what people will think of her. She flutters into the bar, pulls a couple of noses, throws over a few ale-filled tankards, laughs herself silly about Mum Raptors light trick, switches the lights on and off a couple of times herself, giggling about the suddenly silly faces of the shadowy figures, and flutters off again on her gauzy wings before Killer can swat her like a fly, pulling his underpants over his head in passing. She flaps over to the bar, smiles at the bartender and asks for a glass of elven mead with a slice of lime and a sprig of fairyflower. ------------------ Melusine, Archbabe of the OHF and the LH http://www.angelfire.com/anime2/memnoch/mel1.gif Your voice is ambrosia |
Now THAT is my kind of girl. Have a drink on me for the underpants trick. Thanks for the vote of confidence. You make me wish I was single again.
. Welcome to the bar! If the fights get a bit rough, there's a Zone of Calm spell in one of the areas to the side (fights normally break out at the front or back you see) ------------------ In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is pimp |
Looks like killer is still on the old thread. oh well, quieter drinking for the rest of us
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i hearded that soon i come and kill vicon2a2
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Any more of that and I feed you to Tiddles. Your immunities will NOT help you there. Viconia is cool. No racist attacks here
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artemis falls on the floor unconcios after drinking a thimble full of Dreggors Dragon ale. the friend just laughs as she downs a pint of the stuff.
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Draggor wanders in again, nearly tripping over Artemis on the way through before Killer stumbles into him still with his underpants over his head. "Hey, bartender what kind of Bhaal child wears underpants with red hearts all over them." Draggor asks as he plants himself next to Melusine at the bar.
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He hasn't taken them off his head yet. I think he enjoys it that way
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Well, Killer, how would you explain that one? http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/eek7.gif Melusine flaps another round through the bar, greeting the new arrivals and giggling, showing them the unexpected sexy side of Killer. She stops to hover over little Tiddles for a moment, furtively feeding him some of Lord Raptor's special meat snacks. Shhh..... not a whisper to the chicken, little doggy! Then she hops on her barstool next to Draggor again, and whispers into the bartender's ear: "Melusine's spoken for as well, my dear man! But she is very happy with the compliment!" In a louder voice: Now when will you pour me that Elven Mead? And don't forget the fairyflower or I'll bite your nose too!" And give that poor Artemis a healing potion from me, he looks like he could use it... ------------------ Melusine, Archbabe of the OHF and the LH http://www.angelfire.com/anime2/memnoch/mel1.gif Your voice is ambrosia |
The bartender winks and, also in a loud voice, says "coming right up". Artemis always seems to need healing. I've added a sauna to the bar which regenerates wounds taken outside the bar, since injuries taken inside heal up (although they still hurt). I'll ask the Sirine to direct Artemis to the Sauna
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artemis (he awoke a couple of minutes ago) pushes himself onto his front and starts singing dirty songs about elves. the unkown person stands up kicks him in the side to turn him over and pours a potion down his throat. the uknown stanger is wonderng whether to inroduce herself or not?
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A sauna????? Whoopee!!!! Melusine dashes off to see if there are anymore underpants to be pulled. Wedgies!!!! ((c) Cow and Chicken)
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Maybe I should take you on as an entertainer, eh!
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Dont mind me Im just trying to get an image to show up on me signature
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Entertainer....And what's that supposed to mean eh? http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif IC Well, Melusine likes the idea if it means she can pull people's underwear over their heads all day!! ~naughty chuckle~ http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/moon.gif ------------------ Melusine, Archbabe of the OHF and the LH http://www.angelfire.com/anime2/memnoch/mel1.gif Your voice is ambrosia [This message has been edited by Melusine (edited 05-17-2001).] |
I wasn't referring to anything saucy. I have to keep this thread clean. I mean in terms of cheering people up. Incidentally, what do you do with female patrons and people without undercrackers?
. psst! could you dnot do it with patrons that have had a really bad day though? Ta. . Simon, never mind the sig. You can have a drink while trying that (or get your underpants pulled on your head by Melusine - whichever comes first) ------------------ In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is pimp |
I'll be good and only pull the underwear of nasty people! And I will cheer them up if they are not nasty. And if they're female and nasty I can still pull their knickers over their heads can't I?
Hiya Simon! One drink and a wedgie coming up http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...les/tongue.gif http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif Hey Lord Shield, if I'm entertainer, does that mean I can help you redecorate this place? It needs a little more colour if I'm to cheer people up....and a little less shadowy corners, Helm knows what's going on there! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif ------------------ Melusine, Archbabe of the OHF and the LH http://www.angelfire.com/anime2/memnoch/mel1.gif Your voice is ambrosia |
I think we can leave the shadowy corners. After all, one of our bouncers is in them (Black Assassin). Colouration? I have a better idea
. Lord Shield walks around the bar (it's a large bar) and when he passes his hands over areas, little glittering seeds drop about the place. When he gets back to the bar he whispers "now" . Plants spring up around the bar (not in all areas - some people have allergies). Palm trees and bright flowers and plants grow about the place. Not too much,though. We don't want the atmosphere too unbreathable . Will that do, Mel? We can work on curtains too if you wish |
WOW that will do fine, it looks great! The elf in me is feeling very happy and frolicky now... Melusine does a couple of handstands and flip-overs, then disappears into the jungle of flowers and plants sprouting from the floorboards. Suddenly, she utters a cry of disgust, and reappears, carrying Tiddles by the scruff of his neck: 'Ugh! Lord Shie-ield! He was peeing in my lovely azaleas and digging up the orchids! Bad doggy! Next time I notice it, you'll be pushing up the daisies instead! And she puts him into his doggy basket. Now you stay there you bad doggy! If you are good then I will take you for your stroll through Athkatla in an hour and you can chew on that baddy Kangaxx's bones.' And she pats him on his little head because he is now a good little doggy again.
Sorry bout the light trick, Black Assasin, I will make sure that your table will remain cloaked in a nice gloomy shadow! ------------------ Melusine, Archbabe of the Order of the Holy Flame and the Laughing Hyenas, & Official Entertainer Elf of the BG2 Bar http://www.angelfire.com/anime2/memnoch/mel1.gif Your voice is ambrosia |
By all means. So be careful with him, though. His angry form is a cross between:
the giant cat in "The Goodies" and a Tarrasque . He responds well to a sharp "No!" however. I forgot to set him up a loo area when doing up the bar. I shall get to this while he's out walking ------------------ In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is pimp |
... and while I'm about it, I'll replace those Azaleas
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Angel comes walking in to the new Bar carrying a body of a dwarf in her arms.
Angel calls over to the bartender and aks if he has any resurection spells handy because some jerk launched my long time friend and companion Kors from a catapult. Angel then says that if that person shows his face in this bar she will rip his head off with her bare hands. ------------------ http://angelfire.com/rpg/castletainly/gifs/ps5.gif http://kung_lao.tripod.com/blade.gif http://angelfire.com/rpg/evermeet/wingedsword.gif |
Antonius walks in, avoiding all the carnage (like a coward) and, dumping a large sack of gold on the bar, lets it be known that Vaskez is entitled to drink through the lot http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif
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Hello Antonius, not cowardly at all, just smart http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif
Melusine walks further into the bar, dragging a slightly grumpy-looking Azurewolf behind her. C'mon Azure, join the fun! I'm sure you and Tiddles will get along just fine. Bartender! A large plate of your best beef for Azurewolf here! ------------------ Melusine, Archbabe of the Order of the Holy Flame and the Laughing Hyenas, & Official Entertainer Elf of the BG2 Bar http://www.angelfire.com/anime2/memnoch/mel1.gif Your voice is ambrosia |
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Azure sits down on a bar stool looking slightly pissed at Melusine for dragging him into this mess. But a look at that rather large sack of gold changes his mind and he steels himself for a binge of heavy drinking. Thinking he has forgotten something he looks quizzically round the room looking at all the strange faces. His face brightens with comprehension.
"oh yeah, Hi everyone!" Satisfied he has done his part Azure orders his first drink ------------------ http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/No.../azurewolf.gif "I was born of darkness. My fathers eyes closed before mine opened. I am not of this world or the other, and I have the right to be what I am..." |
Wow! Quite busy on the first day after refurbishment. Let's see now.
. Melusine, if you're thirsty just ask. You're on the staff after all. I have some excellent elven wine in stock if you'd like . Kors - where is his soul now? Lord Shield gazes into a tankard of scrying. After some time, he looks pleased and reached into the tankard. His whole arm goes in the tankard as he rummages. "Ah, got it!" He pulls something glowing and energy-like out of the tankard. . "Now to re-connect the bugger? Sil, would you be a dear and get some of the silver thread from the office? About 5' will do it". Sil returns. Lord Shield licks the thread which changes from a silver thread to a strand of light. He plunges one end in the soul, and fuses it to the back. Then he taks the other end and connects it to the forehead of Kor's body . After a little coaxing ,the soul goes back into Kor's body who starts to come round. Almost forgetting, Lord Shield unbreaks Kor's bones "Jeez" says Kors "but I need a bloody pint after that" . Antonius, that's mighty generous. Vaskez has a reserved table. Shadow or non-shadow? . The smell of delicious roast assails everyone's nostrils. "Ah, the food is ready. Gamora, if you would serve the food, I'll see to Tiddles' dinner" ------------------ In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is pimp |
A rather sleepy-headed young Paladin enters the bar form the back stairs, yawning the last of his rest away. Having recharged his Draw Upon Holy Might and Lay On Hands abilities, Tancred the paladin is feeling chipper. Karnas sits at his side, merrily whistling in its' fine red scabbard.
Upon entering the bar, his expression becomes one of puzzlement. Any passing telepath would note several thoughts passing through the paladin's not-overly-endowed mental capacity - thoughts such as 'have they redecorated while I was asleep?', 'where's the crazy psychopat gone?' and 'yawn' cross his mind. Throwing caution to the wind, Tancred rests at the bar, ordering a Communion Spritzer and a shot of WD40 for the sword. It really is a brand new day. Tancred |
Kivan walks in, sits down at the bar, slaps a large ruby on the bar and says "Gimme a pint of beer, you can keep the change." then, while waiting for his beer, he starts sharpening his Vorpal Blade.
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Thanks but it's not necessary. I'll keep the beer coming until the gem's value runs out if you want. Sil can clean the blade if you'd like.
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Angel says to the bartender that if someone by the name of Grand_ranger comes in that he better be prepared to clean a nice big puddle of blood off the floor and wall. Because after Kors and Angel get finished with Grand-Ranger there will be nothing left but blood.
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Trouble is nobody can die in here. You may need to bundle him in a sack and take him elsewhere (maybe fire HIM off a catapult). (squish!) - ah! got another of these spider buggers
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Angel will then kick his arse out the door then. And then Angel and Kors will ripp him to shreads then
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Kivan asks if anyone needs anyone cut in to little pieces, for his Vorpal Blade is quite good at that kind of thing.
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http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/noncgi/smiles/eek.gif Eeeeeeww...nasty spiders!!! Melusine doesn't like them one bit she doesn't! Bartender, please get rid of the nasty spidersessss!!! Melusine can't even pull their underpants over their heads cos they are wearing none, nasty beastiesesssess!!! They keep staring at me with all four pairs of their creepy eyeses!
And Melusine grabs a huge broom and swats half of them, then turns loose Tiddles and Boo to clean up the remains. Never thought I'd say this, but I wish Killer was here! He'd put them in the deadbook in no time, he would! Blech! Nasty nasty spiders!http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...s/bluegrab.gif http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/noncgi/smiles/mad.gif http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/uhoh2.gif ------------------ Melusine, Archbabe of the Order of the Holy Flame and the Laughing Hyenas, & Official Entertainer Elf of the BG2 Bar http://www.angelfire.com/anime2/memnoch/mel1.gif Your voice is ambrosia |
Thanks anyways Kivan. Angel and Kors want to use their bare hands for this arse kicking
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