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Since I have had my 'bar' thread closed on the Valhalla site, welcome to the new bar here in the BG2 forum!
. Lord Shield takes the form of a jolly fat landlord (hey, they always are in BG2, right?) We even have cocktail brollies if you need them . So who's first for a drink here? [This message has been edited by Lord Shield (edited 05-07-2001).] |
Lord Shield, is this bar keeping on BG2 topics?
Because if it's not...I'm more than happy to relocate it for you to the GD forum. You can set up shop right next to the Moons Hope Inn and all that. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif ------------------ http://www.angelfire.com/anime2/memnoch/genwalk.gif http://www.angelfire.com/anime2/memnoch/memname.GIF |
I was thinking people could use the bar pretending to be their favourit BG2 character. If you still think it should be in GD, feel free. Give us a shout via e-mail to let us know. Thanks
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"In Character" sounds pretty cool.
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Yes, good idea... no second Moon's Hope for me please. I was actually hoping to get back a bit of the feel of the old days' Forum, where we had great Baldur's Gate IC topics too.... wait I'll check if I can find some
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Minsc walks in, his feet caked with mud. He bellies up to the bar
. "A huge pint of Dwarven stout for the Hamster" . And in a quieter voice "and a G&T for me, please - with a brolly" |
OK, you guys can do it here - as long as it's in BG2 character. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif
Think of me as the bouncer. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif ------------------ http://www.angelfire.com/anime2/memnoch/genwalk.gif http://www.angelfire.com/anime2/memnoch/memname.GIF |
Melusine, archivist supreme...feel free to post some "in character" archived threads here for the newbies. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif
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Found some.
This one's in honour of a great guy who left the forum yesterday! Evil Smiting Here are some more, though it seems the nicest ones are missing. The Tale of Holy Lich Wah Rikard vs. Wah The sexiest Male NPC Memnoch's rant against Armisael Armisael's Dodgy Poll Funniest thing to do in BG2 Poll Where did Melusine go? http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...les/crying.gif can't find some of the best ones... oh well... ------------------ Melusine, Archbabe of the OHF and the LH http://www.angelfire.com/anime2/memnoch/mel1.gif Your voice is ambrosia |
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Lord Shield, LMAO!!! Thank Helm you found this Forum and made it a funnier place (and considering the fact that I LMAO even before you joined, that makes it a very funny Forum) Keep em coming! Come on, people, enter the Weary Adventurer's Bar! Baldur's Gate in character please. ------------------ Melusine, Archbabe of the OHF and the LH http://www.angelfire.com/anime2/memnoch/mel1.gif Your voice is ambrosia |
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Are you referring to Kiwidoc as in "BGDungeon refugee Kiwidoc"? ------------------ http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/MON18.gif Now where did I leave that doughnut?! |
She used to be there, yes. She set up a "Valkyrie's Bar" in Valhalla. I tried to set up a deity-style bar next to it, but she closed my thread
. Oh, hello, Edwin, what would you like . "Erm - a glass of White Wine please" - mutter mutter, when I change back I'll go back to the beer [This message has been edited by Lord Shield (edited 05-07-2001).] |
Hmmm...yes...that sounds like her. A bit of an abusive personality if you ask me. I have found over time that people with that sort of personality tendencies are ofttimes insecure with opinions that vary from there own. Unfortunate. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/frown.gif
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*A gnome walks in*
"hmm,this bar kina reminds of the time uncle scratchy tryed to set up a bar,till that griphon came and attacked him,poor uncle scratchy just couldnt see it comin'" *sits down* "I supouse just a mug of ale if you please" |
Somewhat like poor old Taluntain, the unmoderate moderator of another (less popular) BG2 forum. He/she/it gives views on the "poor moderation" of this site and even resorts to personal insults of posters when things aren't going as he/she/it'd like them. Read what this sad person writes regarding the Ironworks - http://www.sorcerers.net/ubb/Forum2/HTML/002219.html
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Whoah! Just checked out that 'other board'. (Can't mention it by name because Ziroc will just remove it http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif ). I love this place so much more now. Who would hang around a board where the moderator insults members. Don't like real competition I guess.
Back to topic Hey there. The names Draggor, Draggor Bonesnapper. No, i'm not here to start a fight, I'm just visiting from the city of Baldurs gate. Yes, you're way more powerful than me ( for now). I'm getting a sense of deja vu from here though, that I've been to Amn before but was somehow sent back through time or something. No, I haven't been hit in the head too many times. If I had, I'd have a pet talking hamster. No, mister Minsc, I was not insulting your pet hamster..... ------------------ Just when you thought it was safe to visit this board. |
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Charlie...that is ironic as hell! I was just reading that thread as someone here this AM (well...AM in the USA) mentioned that site in passing and I was a curious. What an a$$hole that guy (Taluntain) is! Lots of small, small people in this world unfortunately (and I don't mean of stature)... http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/frown.gif It's kind of like, "Well...this board is called a *discussion* board isn't it?". There are too many people out there who think that any opionion other than their own is wrong. Live and let live, I say! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif ------------------ http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/MON18.gif Now where did I leave that doughnut?! |
big bad dwarf comes in
"Hya all" he says "Drinks for everybody, its on my, im GD_00" "Minsc, my old buddy, where the hell were u i havent seen u since battle for Baldurs Gate" |
no offence taken, Throntar
. Edwin(a) feels a big hand on his/her shoulder. He turns to see Minsc (partially drunk) looking a bit amorous. He runs out screaming with Minsc following, shouting "Come back, honey! I want you!" [This message has been edited by Lord Shield (edited 04-30-2001).] [This message has been edited by Lord Shield (edited 05-07-2001).] |
~Viconia stalks into the bar on her high heeled drow boots, clad in heavy armour and with a dangerous-looking mace slung across the back. Tossing her white hair over one shoulder, she deeply inhales the rank smell of ale and adventurers. "The stink of the collected rivvin....how I despise them..."
But she braces herself, shakes her head a couple of times and walks on to the tap, giving the bartender a wicked smile. "So, male, serve any....... human blood?"~ ------------------ Melusine, Archbabe of the OHF and the LH http://www.angelfire.com/anime2/memnoch/mel1.gif Your voice is ambrosia |
I don't mind at all if you guys mention other forums here if you just want to talk about them. Just don't spam about them. Ironworks is NOT a prison! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif
I'm cool with it. Just because you live in Silverymoon doesn't mean that you can't talk about Luskan, or Zhentil Keep, even lost Myth Drannor, whose mythal fell a month or so ago due to flamers and trolls... http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif As for the link that Charlie provided...ROFLMAO!!!!!! That was all before my time. Don't know, don't care. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif ------------------ http://www.angelfire.com/anime2/memnoch/genwalk.gif http://www.angelfire.com/anime2/memnoch/memname.GIF [This message has been edited by Memnoch (edited 04-30-2001).] |
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Viconia: "Well male, I am pleased to see that at least *some* of you rivvin bartenders here do have the wit to stock anything drinkable. Give me a large pint of O negative then, with a little ice and a slice of lemon. Do it quickly."
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>Charlie and his non combative Monk enter.....Charlie taps bar and shouts<
"OI!!! HAVE YOU SEEN MY PINT?...Now let's have a bit of hush, the Monk wants to meditate". ------------------ One love, peace. |
The shadowy figure in the corner shuffles over. All others scurry to their tables at his approach. He bellies up to the bar and says
. "Cluck" . Viconia kisses Lord Raptor and Lord Shield gives him a tray of seed and human gibbets |
Viconia smiles at Lord Raptor and pulls a little pouch from her back pack. It's her special supply of birdseed +3 which she keeps for her favorite chicken hero. She tickles Lord Raptor under his wattle, then poors some birdfeed in her gauntleted fist and handfeeds him, crooning "there's a good chicken".
She then turns to Charlie and his monk, who's installed himself on the floor and seems to have sunk into meditation. "Hey Charlie, too bad about your pint ~evil chuckle~... you're welcome to share a glass of tomato juice with me though. And I'll buy a drink for your silent friend as well." ------------------ Melusine, Archbabe of the OHF and the LH http://www.angelfire.com/anime2/memnoch/mel1.gif Your voice is ambrosia |
Viconia glares around the bar...."what a dump...isn't there anyone around here?"
OOC BTW Does anyone remember a certain topic where someone imagined all NPCs in a bar or disco and imagined what they would act like? It was incredibly funny but I forgot who wrote it. It said things like Jan would be the stylish techno guy who'd stand alone on the dancefloor totally freaking out to the music http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif and Edwin the dodgy type standing in the corner trying to sell drugs to Aerie ... Anyone remember? ------------------ Melusine, Archbabe of the OHF and the LH http://www.angelfire.com/anime2/memnoch/mel1.gif Your voice is ambrosia |
A flight of dragons heads towards the bar, bent on revenge for the slaughter of their kind. They land by it. They breathe on the bar, but it remains unharmed (for they are sprites and the bar is in my mind)
. They call out for the 'hero' who killed Firkraag, Thaxxy-wotsit, Adalon and the Black Dragon-thingy . A whole stream of completed BG2 characters come out. Of all races (including 1 chicken) and all classes, all wielding Celestial Furies, Crom Faeyrs (The chicken has 1 of each), Holy Avengers and Blackrazors . The dragons sob and beg for mercy . They don't get it . Who's up for a barbecue? |
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A large man with dark skin and bright blue hair walks in wearing a blue and silver tunic. You could right away that he was from the east. (especially considering the dual katanas strapped to his hips). He walks to the barkeep and orders his finest wine, then picks a seat in a corner somewhere to sit silently and observe while sipping his drink.
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In flies Angel. Closes the door. Looks around the Bar and sees Viconia talking with the Barkeep and She says " All Right Who let that Evil Drow Smelling Bitch Viconia in Here"
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And he just about finishes the sentence when, in a flurry of feathers, he gets Backstabbed by a psychotic chicken and smacked around the head with Crom Faeyr until he stops wriggling
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Kenzar, the blue haired kensai, takes note of the fearless chicken's prowess in well disguised awe.
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That little chicken is going to be a Roast Chicken if he he does not go and sit down back at his table
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dont mess with the chichen
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~Slowly, Viconia turns around to face the source of that terrible insult. Her red eyes light up dangerously and she whispers "Well well well.... did your Mommy give you permission to come out and play with the grown up folk, *Angel*? Hmmm? Well, if she did, she made a mistake. She should have taught you some more manners first, it would have kept you out of trouble..." And terrifyingly slowly, Viconia loosens the handle of her black and spiked Drow Mace from the straps of her backpack.........~
OOC BladeMaster: love the Fall from Grace pic in your sig! Nice meeting you BTW, how do you like the Forum? http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/xyxwave.gif ------------------ Melusine, Archbabe of the OHF and the LH http://www.angelfire.com/anime2/memnoch/mel1.gif Your voice is ambrosia |
So you want to be that way Viconia. "Angel pulls out her Black Longsword and her Red Katana"
OCC Thanks I was on here before when there was only about 5 pages of threads but i could not remember my user name and password. So i started another one ------------------ http://angelfire.com/rpg/castletainly/gifs/ps5.gif Taste My Steel -Blademaster |
OOC to BM: do you mean the old board or the new one? What was your name?
~Viconia starts to circle around her opponent, the mace in her one hand, a large shield, engraved with wondrous silvery runes in the other. "Girls, *cluck*, girls, (OOC - Guy? Girl?)" clucks Lord Raptor, nervously flapping around the couple, "Cluck...don't fight now, come on!" Paying no attention whatsoever to the diminutive chicken hero, Angel and Viconia keep circling around eachother, their eyes hooked into a deadly grip... In an instant, the bar's other visitors have cleared a wide circle for them on the floor. Viconia growls and attempts to deal her first blow, when suddenly....~ http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif ------------------ Melusine, Archbabe of the OHF and the LH http://www.angelfire.com/anime2/memnoch/mel1.gif Your voice is ambrosia |
Whoops, real life calling.... http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/frown.gif
I'm very curious how this titanic battle will end...maybe LordShield can take over Vicky for a while http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/xyxwave.gif ------------------ Melusine, Archbabe of the OHF and the LH http://www.angelfire.com/anime2/memnoch/mel1.gif Your voice is ambrosia |
Angel and Viconia are about to clash, when there is a Bright Flash and in a matter of seconds, Standing between the two women stands an Old man in flowing Gray Robes, Tall pointy hat, Gray Beard and a pipe between his teeth casting another spell. And before the two Women know they are held in place.
OCC I think it was the old board because i have not found a thread that has jogged my memory. I think my user name was Kors_Bloodaxe ------------------ http://angelfire.com/rpg/castletainly/gifs/ps5.gif Taste My Steel -Blademaster |
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