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Tancred 04-04-2001 07:07 PM

Right. Bear with me for this one.

A while ago, while posting under a different name to a Deja BG discussion group, I thought of an idea for a story. What would Sarevok do, after having vanquished his brother but being kicked out of Baldur's Gate for being a scumbag? I bandied about a few ideas... the thought of him becoming a brigand was dull. The thought of him going south, to try and stir up a war with Amn from the Amnish side of the border, was more likely. Perhaps he'd just stay in Baldur's Gate, trying to regain his place as a major player in politics.

Then, it hit me.

HE'D GET CAPTURED BY IRENICUS!

Of course! If not the PC, then who would Irenicus steal a soul from? And so, from that, came the idea of the Evil Party - Sarevok, Zhalimar the Cleric, Winski Pertorate the Mage, Tazok the Half-Ogre Bezerker, Angelo the ex-head of the Flaming Fist and Slythe the Assassin make a perfectly rounded party!

So, that's my next saved game, courtesy of Shadowkeeper, Infinity Explorer and multiplayer! More as it develops...

Tancred

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BG2SOA 04-04-2001 07:09 PM

Sounds like a pretty cool idea.

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Lord Shield 04-04-2001 08:17 PM

Sarevok. Hmm. I LIKE IT!!!!!
bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hah
(on toast)

Charean 04-04-2001 11:07 PM

That party sounds like they are going to really tear into Irenicus!! Whoooo hooo! http://www.tgeweb.com/ironworks/cgi-...miles/hihi.gif



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Rikard 04-05-2001 02:07 AM

But what if you go to windspear hills the room before Firkraag?

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Lord Shield 04-05-2001 07:48 AM

Smack him down! Smack everybody! All shall fall to Sarevok! BWA HA HA HA HA

Tancred 04-05-2001 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rikard:
But what if you go to windspear hills the room before Firkraag?


Who said there can't be TWO Tazoks, eh? It might not be the same Tazok. (sigh) Alright... alright. How about... um...

Can anyone think of another character from BG1 that'd fit the bill?

Tancred

Beyond Help


Rikard 04-05-2001 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tancred:
Who said there can't be TWO Tazoks, eh? It might not be the same Tazok. (sigh) Alright... alright. How about... um...

Can anyone think of another character from BG1 that'd fit the bill?

Tancred

Beyond Help


Hehe
What about hell???

Of zourse ther can be two don't mind me
I was just pestering you http://www.tgeweb.com/ironworks/cgi-...les/tongue.gif


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Shadowlord of the Silver Shield
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AND!!!
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Wah 04-05-2001 03:29 PM

But then that'll be spooky fighting yer own character (brrrr!),

I say create Elminster, Gorion, Tethetoril, Thalantyr, Khelben and Drizzt and then.........

.........LET IT RIP!!!! http://www.tgeweb.com/ironworks/cgi-...es/biggrin.gif

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Wah 04-05-2001 03:31 PM

But damn! That's 5 powerful wizards and 1 ranger?

You'd have to "love" magic to use this one.

But I do fancy sending that Gorion to Firkraag and when he says:

"He is dead, as he is" - It'll look SOOOOOOOOO stupid with him standing there! http://www.tgeweb.com/ironworks/cgi-...es/biggrin.gifhttp://www.tgeweb.com/ironworks/cgi-...es/biggrin.gif

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Rikard 04-05-2001 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Wah:
But then that'll be spooky fighting yer own character (brrrr!),

I say create Elminster, Gorion, Tethetoril, Thalantyr, Khelben and Drizzt and then.........

.........LET IT RIP!!!! http://www.tgeweb.com/ironworks/cgi-...es/biggrin.gif



So where's Ellesime?


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Shadowlord of the Silver Shield
Baron of Yusliks
Duke of Gerdran
Duke of Tralixz
Lord and General of the Army of the West

AND!!!
Laughing Hyena!!!

Tancred 04-05-2001 05:26 PM

Ah, but then that super-party opens up several, rather unpleasant plot-holes...

Elminster: "I'm confused. Exactly WHO is the Son of Bhaal here?"
Tethtoril: "It's not me."
Drizzt: "Nor me. (shrug) Where IS this, anyway?"
Khelben: "I don't know... look, get off me, girl, I've never met you before!"
Imoen: "But... but but... we've got to... (SCREAM) GORION! But... but you're dead!"
Gorion: "Um, am I?"
Irenicus: "Hahaha, I have captured your little girl companion here! Muhahaha! Now you'll have to rescue her!"
Elminster: "Don't be absurd."
Thalantyr: "I've had enough. I'm going home."
Rest of the Party: "Fine."
Imoen and Irenicus: "COME BACK!"

Game Ends.

Tancred 04-05-2001 05:29 PM

Hey, I'm a Dungeon Master! I shall have to get someone to axe off my legs, and wear a red robe, and grow a grey beard. And say lots of cryptic comments, and give useless advice, and tell stories.

Tancred

Wait a minute...

Rikard 04-05-2001 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tancred:
Ah, but then that super-party opens up several, rather unpleasant plot-holes...

Elminster: "I'm confused. Exactly WHO is the Son of Bhaal here?"
Tethtoril: "It's not me."
Drizzt: "Nor me. (shrug) Where IS this, anyway?"
Khelben: "I don't know... look, get off me, girl, I've never met you before!"
Imoen: "But... but but... we've got to... (SCREAM) GORION! But... but you're dead!"
Gorion: "Um, am I?"
Irenicus: "Hahaha, I have captured your little girl companion here! Muhahaha! Now you'll have to rescue her!"
Elminster: "Don't be absurd."
Thalantyr: "I've had enough. I'm going home."
Rest of the Party: "Fine."
Imoen and Irenicus: "COME BACK!"

Game Ends.


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Ramanish of Neathan'Calith
High Priest and son of the Eternal Phoenix
Shadowlord of the Silver Shield
Baron of Yusliks
Duke of Gerdran
Duke of Tralixz
Lord and General of the Army of the West

AND!!!
Laughing Hyena!!!

Tancred 04-05-2001 05:32 PM

If you wanted to be really bizarre, you could have Irenicus capture the party from Icewind Dale by mistake, only to be defeated bythem while the Child of Bhaal sets up some kind of magical goods emporium in Bladur's Gate (they always do, these adventurers).

Tancred

Come to think of it...

Tancred 04-05-2001 05:45 PM

All together now!

Icewind PC 1 - 'Fred': "We've finally defeated the evil elf mage who stole that soul!"
Icewind PC 2 - 'Thelma': "Ah, yes, but let's see who it REALLY is..." (peels off Irenicus' mask)
Icewind PCs 3,4,5&6 - Daphne, Shaggy, Scoopy and Scrappy: "IT'S BILL THE UNDERSTUDY!"
Thelma: "Yes... I suspected as such. Distraught at his low-key role in Baldur's Gate, and having lost his job at the Five Flagons thanks to the return of Haer'Dalis, Bill here tried to steal the soul of a Child of Bhaal and become all powerful!"
Irenicus/Bill: And I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you damn kids!

Tancred

Someone better shoot me now, or god knows what I'll come up with next!

Rikard 04-05-2001 05:49 PM

alright
pow
you are dead
Hurts doesn't it?

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AND!!!
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Tancred 04-05-2001 06:31 PM

Damn, I've been sucked into hell. Oh well, nothing for it but to outwit some demons and open a door by punching it in the eyes and stuff.

Tancred

Coming soon - Short Story 2!

Lord Shield 04-05-2001 06:39 PM

You've inspired me to go to the other end of the scale. I shall create an elf fighter/mage/thief to solo and I shall use Shadowkeeper to turn him into a chicken. He shall be the chicken-lord. I shall make him an evil character so I can get up to 'fowl' play (and I'll do it too)

Tancred 04-05-2001 06:49 PM

Aaaah... 'tis said that the sincerest compliment of all is imitation. (bows) I am in awe of your lunacy, Sir! I wish Lord Chicken the best of seed!

Tancred

Nobody does Chicken like Lord Shield. Do they?

Lord Shield 04-05-2001 07:08 PM

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Aaaah... 'tis said that the sincerest compliment of all is imitation. (bows) I am in awe of your lunacy, Sir! I wish Lord Chicken the best of seed!

Tancred

Nobody does Chicken like Lord Shield. Do they?


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